Pitchfork

You know that great joke that's been completely useless since the first grade? The one where you ask the kid ahead of you in line "What do scissors do?" and when they answer "cut", you step in front of them?

Well, feel free to use that method to score front row seats to the just-announced Scissor Sisters North American tour, which kicks off at the V Festival in Baltimore. But don't blame us if you get drop-kicked by a drag queen in response.

As previously reported, the Sisters will drop their sophomore album, Ta-Dah, on September 26 in North America (September 18 in the UK), courtesy of Polydor Records. Just prior to this on September 4, the collective will bring leadoff single "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" to the airwaves. The video premieres tomorrow on Yahoo! Music.

Dates:

08-11 Budapest, Hungary - Sziget
08-12 Leipzig, Germany - SonneMondStrene Electronic Music Festival
08-15 Vienna, Austria - TBA
08-17 Salzburg, Austria - Frequency
08-18 Hasselt-Kiewit, Belgium - Pukkelpop Festival
08-19 Biddinghuizen, Holland - Lowlands Festval
09-10 Isle of Wight, England - Bestival
09-23 Baltimore, MD - V Festival
09-28 Los Angeles, CA - Shrine Expo Center
09-29 San Francisco, CA - Warfield Theatre
09-30 San Farncisco, CA - Warfield Theatre
10-02 Seattle, WA - Showbox
10-03 Seattle, WA - Showbox
10-04 Portland, OR - Roseland Theatre
10-07 Minneapolis, MN - Myth Nightclub
10-08 Chicago, IL - Riviera Theatre
10-10 Toronto, Ontario - Kool Haus
10-17 Nashville, TN - City Hall
10-18 Atlanta, GA - Tabernacle
10-19 New Orleans, LA - House of Blues
10-21 New York, NY - Manhattan Center Ballroom
10-22 Boston, MA - Orpheum Theatre