Pitchfork

You'll never guess the "surprize twist" in this "Jump Version" of the soaptastic Killers video...but not because it's a big surprise. You'll never guess it because IT HAPPENS WITHIN THE FIRST THIRTY SECONDS OF THE VIDEO and IT'S CALLED THE FRICKIN "JUMP VERSION"-- HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK WE ARE, YAHOO?

Anyway, you can watch this stupid thing, and the stupid ads that come before it, here. And the original version here.

Song still rules, though.