Pitchfork: New Boris Album!

Japanese metal lords Boris are readying a new album for release this f... oh wait. As it turns out, there's another Boris-- and look out world, this Dutch pop singer, according to music blog Arjan Writes, is "looking to expand his fame beyond Holland's borders" with his forthcoming album, Holy Pleasure. Yeah, good luck with that... BORIS.

But hey, how long has Planet Earth been clamoring for "a worthy mix of soul, pop and R&B"? Like, forever. Plus: "Boris got a new hairdo and a brand-new suit that makes him look like Will Young's little brother." Sold!!

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