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No serum can cure all the pain Clipse have endured, but the free gin sure to line their green room on the just-announced Seagram's Live tour probably won't hurt. Malice and Pusha T will ride around shining with cat-eyed R&B cooer Mya-- whose ass, when last we checked, was still "like wo"-- and newcomer Jovan Dais on eleven dates through April.

Much like the bargain-priced spirits that bear its name, the Seagram's jaunt promises to pack a wallop, with podcasts of selected shows to be posted on the Seagram's Live website and runway-style photos of attendees blowing up on screens throughout each venue. If you've ever wondered what pasty blogger types-- truly the fiercest of Clipse fans-- look like stretched to billboard size, you know what to do.

And this information I must pass to the homies: Clipse, along with pretty much every other band you might want to see, are playing this summer's Pitchfork Music Festival. That's so trill.

Hit the parking lot, hear the club system pumpin':

03-24 Orlando, FL - The Club at Firestone
03-27 Knoxville, TN - Bijou Theatre
03-28 Asheville, NC - Orange Peel
03-29 Carrboro, NC - Cat's Cradle
03-31 Portland, ME - The Station
04-01 New Haven, CT - Toad's Place
04-02 Burlington, VT - Higher Ground
04-07 Memphis, TN - Plush *
04-08 New Orleans, LA - House of Blues *
04-12 Atlanta, GA - Sugarhill *
04-13 Birmingham, AL - Platinum Nightclub *
04-14 Jackson, MS - Free Lons Groove *
04-20 Pontiac, MI - Club Vision *
04-21 Washington, DC - 9:30 Club *
04-26 New York, NY - BB King's *
04-27 Fort Bragg, NC - Sports USA *
04-28 Tampa, FL - Club Skye *
04-29 Miami, FL - Club Fifth *
07-14 Chicago, IL - Union Park (Pitchfork Music Festival) #

* Seagram's Live with Mya, Jovan Dais
# with Cat Power, Iron & Wine, Girl Talk, Grizzly Bear, Professor Murder