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These MySpace celebrities just don't know when to quit, huh? Think back to a simpler time before "bulletins" and "top 8," when a band would rent a drop-top, drive over the Brooklyn Bridge to a pre-arranged press conference, and definitively announce their tour schedule for the forthcoming months. A little overcooked, maybe, but it made a point.

Now? Now, it never ends.

Lily Allen, who just last week announced a whole bunch of new tour dates, has announced a whole bunch of other new tour dates, while on the road scratching off a whole bunch of old tour dates. To be fair, we love her, but Lil knows she's got us in her clutches, and I suspect she likes it that way.

In other Lily news, she's on the new Common album, the new Dizzee album, the new Mark Ronson album, and the road, for at least the next few months. She's also on "The Today Show" tomorrow, "The View" May 29, and "Letterman" June 18. And if you haven't had enough Lily, her hit "Smile" is on the latest edition of Now That's What I Call Music!

Look for her to start booking gigs between bites of lunch in the coming months.

Knock 'em out the box, Lil:

04-14 Universal City, CA - Gibson Amphitheatre at Universal CityWalk (KCRW Sounds Eclectic Evening) #
04-29 Indio, CA - Empire Polo Field (Coachella)
05-13 Seattle, WA - Everett Events Center
05-15 Los Angeles, CA - The Wiltern
05-16 Tucson, AZ - Club Congress
05-17 Phoenix, AZ - Marquee Theatre
05-19 Boston, MA - Tweeter Centre (KISS 108 KISS Concert 2007)
05-21 Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre
05-22 Lawrence, KS - Liberty Hall
05-23 Chicago, IL - Vic Theatre
05-24 Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue
05-26 Columbus, OH - Newport Music Hall
05-27 Detroit, MI - Majestic Theatre
05-28 Baltimore, MD - Sonar
05-30 New York, NY - Roseland Ballroom
06-01 Charleston, SC - Center Stage at the Plex
06-04 Cleveland, OH - House of Blues Cleveland
06-05 Indianapolis, IN - Vogue Theatre
06-06 St. Louis, MO - The Pageant
06-08 Dallas, TX - The Palladium Ballroom
06-12 Ft. Lauderdale, FL - Revolution
06-13 Orlando, FL - House of Blues
06-15 Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo Festival
06-21 Bath, England - Bath Pavillion
06-23 Glastonbury, England - Glastonbury Festival
06-29 Werchter, Belgium - Werchter Festival
07-06 Kinross, Scotland - T in the Park Festival
07-07 Paris, France - Solidays Festival
07-13 Barcelona, Spain - Summercase Barcelona
07-14 Madrid, Spain - Summercase Madrid
07-18 Cornwall, England - Eden Sessions
07-28 Yuzawa-machi, Niigata, Japan - Naeba Ski Resort (Fuji Rock Festival)
08-10 Oslo, Norway - Oyafestival
08-11 Gothenburg, Sweden - Way Out West
08-15 Sagres, Portugal - Surf Festival
08-18 Staffordshire, England - Weston Park (V Festival)
08-19 Chelmsford, England - Hylands Park (V Festival)
08-24 Krakow, Poland - Coke Live

# with the Shins, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Cold War Kids, Breakestra, Bitter:Sweet