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Officially speaking, hurricane season runs from June through November. But Florida should probably brace for a second storm season, marked by abnormal amounts of indie-kid sweat this March. (Too soon?) Because--wait for it-- Girl Talk is bringing the humidity to the Sunshine State! Like, the entire state.

From March 3-8, everyone from Pensacola to Miami will get their shot to slop body fluids on strangers and stand onstage like a foolish person when Mr. Greg Gillis presses "power" on his PC in their presence. It beats listening to Feed the Animals on busted ear buds.

Before the Southern sojourn, Gillis will hit the Midwest-- he's even got two Montana dates lined up. That's going to be like the Super Bowl for Bozeman, Montana's neon-sunglassed leopard-printers-- both of 'em! (Zing?) He's also got a sojourn to Australia and New Zealand squeezed in between. Get your jumpsuit ready!

01-16 Bloomington, IN - Jake's Nightclub *^
01-17 Columbus, OH - Newport Music Hall *^
01-18 Columbus, OH - Newport Music Hall *^
01-24 Wellington, New Zealand - San Francisco Bath House
01-25 Auckland, New Zealand - 4:20
01-30 Sydney, Australia - The Forum
02-01 Melbourne, Australia - Laneway Festival
02-04 Ballarat, Australia - Karova Lounge
02-05 St. Kilda, Australia - The Prince of Wales
02-06 Perth, Australia - Laneway Festival
02-07 Adelaide, Australia - Laneway Festival
02-08 Sydney, Australia - Laneway Festival
02-12 Little Rock, AR - Revolution Music Room %
02-13 Oxford, MS - The Lyric Oxford %
02-19 Missoula, MT - University of Montana Ballroom &
02-20 Bozeman, MT - Gallatin Co. Indoor Arena &
02-26 Blacksburg, VA - Virginia Tech
03-03 Pensacola, FL - Sluggos *!
03-04 Gainesville, FL - The Venue *!
03-05 Tallahassee, FL - The Moon *!
03-06 St. Augustine, FL - Harvest of Hope
03-07 Orlando, FL - Club Firestone *!
03-08 Miami, FL - Langerado Music Festival

* Grand Buffet
^ with Hearts of Darknesses
% with Mad haPPy
& with That 1 Guy
! with Hollywood Holt