• We've Got Winners!

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    It was a marathon session of executive decisions and the like, but two lucky Maxim.com readers have emerged victorious in our Fallout 3 Xbox 360/PC giveaway. We applaud these witty wordsmiths:

    PC Grand Prize Winner
    Joe from New Jersey wins the Alienware Area 51 m15x laptop, branded with a Fallout 3 decal, a Fallout 3 Collector's Edition for PC, a Fallout 3 Token redeemable for Fallout 3 downloadable content, and a Microsoft X8 gaming mouse!
    His winning entry: In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...that chick with three boobs from Total Recall and John Mayer. Please let me explain. Let's face the facts here: who wasn't stoked when they saw that chick with three boobs. I saw someone's head explode out of pure happiness while watching this scene. I don't care if the third one is fake, I still think that would be sweet. As for John Mayer, there is no human being on this planet whose ass I'd rather kick than John Mayer's. Period. The man is a complete douche bag. Has anyone heard his cover of "Free Fallin"? I'd rather let Rosie O' Donnell hit me repeatedly in the face with a koosh ball while singing songs from her Christmas Album than have to hear that piece of garbage again. That song sucks more than that #$%&@ty cheerleader in high school who had no morals. Honestly, someone needs to kick his ass, and who better than me and that chick from Total Recall with the three boobs.

    Xbox 360 Grand Prize Winner
    Patrick from Missouri wins an Xbox 360 Elite console, a Fallout 3 Collector's Edition for Xbox 360, a Fallout 3 Token redeemable for Fallout 3 downloadable content, and a one year Xbox LIVE Gold Subscription!
    His entry: In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...REM. There is nothing like good irony.


    There were some really, really close ones as well. Here are some of our honorable mentions:
    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...a clam. Don't ask please. —Ken

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...lisa nowak the diaper astronaut! i dont know why...im just confused as shit —James

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...a midget. I've always wanted to own one. —Ian

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...Joe Buck, a chalkboard, some nails, and one set of ear plugs, so I could subject him to endless auditory torture much like he does to all of America on a weekly basis. —Dan

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...anyone other than my wife! —Mike

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...Mr. Pipp and Red Vines, which I've been told when consumed together are crazy delicious. —Paul

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...AMERICA! —John

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...a mortgage and a fat wife, only now we won't have to talk about the weather. —Iliya

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...the key to the vault. —Jeffrey

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with...my nagging girlfriend because living outside the vault with radiation poisoning and horrible mutations would be worse, right? ....Right? —Chris

    In a post-apocalyptic America, I'd want to live in a vault with THE CREATORS OF MAXIM!!! —Anthony


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  • The Week In Game Reviews: Get Some Fresh Prince!

    Prince of Persia



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    Platform: Xbox 360, PS3, PC
    Release Date: 12/2/2008
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    Reviewed by: Gerasimos Manolatos
    Price: $49.99–$59.99

    The Skinny: Ubisoft turns the page on the Prince of Persia series with a new lead and a new storyline. Are the changes worth it or just a royal pain in the ass?

    The Good: We were a little skeptical with Ubi developers keeping their cards so close to their chest prior to release. Not much was known about the gameplay in this reimagining of the series, but it's definitely worth the wait. While the story branches out a bit more from the linear style found in previous versions, the fighting system has stayed the same, with three buttons acting as action keys (grabs, sword attacks, and acrobatic moves) and one as the "co-op" combat trigger (magic powers and such). Speaking of co-op, we're especially pleased with the addition of super-sexy sidekick Elika, who's magical save skills prevent you from ever dying. Sure, it makes for an easier game, but it also eliminates the annoying busy work some games provide by making you re-do sections you already completed.

    The Bad: What's with game makers needing to emo-fy everything? The Prince has taken some cues from Pete Wentz with his new bed-head hairstyle and he's always whining about having to fight enemies. Dude, you're stranded in a haunted desert with a Perfect 10 pixel babe equipped with magic "healing" powers—enjoy yourself!

    Maxim Tip: The game doesn't really give you any direction in pulling off lengthy combos, so you'll want to experiment with the different acrobatic, grab, and sword attacks to get things done. Or, you could just look for teh cheatz!

    Buy, Rent, or Disembowel? Buy. If you're looking for something Tomb Raider-esque without the suck, get ready for a magic carpet ride.




    Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix



    Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix
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    Platform: Xbox Live, PSN
    Release Date: 11/26/2008 
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    Reviewed by: Gerasimos Manolatos

    Price: 1200 Points (360), $14.99 (PSN)

    The Skinny: Remember the days of the sweltering arcade with hordes of 10-year olds peering over your shoulder just to see you hadouken the shit out of your opponent? Here's your 5,000th chance to bring that experience home!

    The Good: Ever since the original game debuted in 1993, Super Street Fighter II has been repackaged more often than Star Wars DVDs. But, it's safe to say, none of those came close to the amount of production put into the sixth version, which we'll just shorten into SSF2THDR. In terms of bang for your buck, you won't get much more better than this: 15 smackaroos nets you both the new and old version of the game, a training mode, tournament modes, leaderboards, 1080p HD artwork drawn by UDON Entertainment and online and offline multiplayer that is nothing short of fantastic.

    The Bad: While the 17-fighter roster has been adjusted to account for some unbalanced gameplay, most gamers won't notice, nor care about all that jazz. Also, if you haven't invested in a joystick for your console, it may be tough sledding trying to pull off some of the power moves.

    Maxim Tip: Make sure you check out the move lists provided by the game. While most of the classic maneuvers haven't changed, there are some power moves that require specific timing.

    Buy, Rent, or Disembowel? You can't really rent this one, so we recommend you test out the trial versions found on each respective download service. Then again, for 15 bucks, you really can't go wrong here.

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  • The Week In Game Reviews: MOOOORTAL KOMBAAAT!!!

    Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe



    Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe
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    Reviewed by: Gerasimos Manolatos

    Price: $59.99

    The Skinny: The Mortal Kombat and DC Comics worlds collide, pitting some of your favorite heroes and villains against one another in a fight to the death. Well, at least until the severe bruising.

    The Good: The character art is spot on and the storylines, spearheaded by Ed Boon on the MK side and Jimmy Palmiotti (Manhunter, Secret Six) on the DC side, make a faithful transition to next-gen consoles. Veterans of Street Fighter's hadouken duo Ken and Ryu will have no problem figuring out the moves for the characters—most of them are some permutation of "down," "front," and "button". Others will take solace in the traditional method of playing video games: button mashing until your thumb feels broken.

    The Bad: Once you get past the wow factor, you're left with only a few stellar hours of gameplay. The series was built with a foundation of over-the-top, soul-crushing, permanently disabling fatalities, but what you'll find here are a mixture of toned down love taps that will ultimately disappoint. Sure, superheroes aren't supposed to kill their opponents (they get something called "heroic brutalities"), but slapping on weak finishers to even the MK fighters—seriously, not one severed limb?—is hard to defend. Also, the online play is shaky, at best, and it's highly unlikely many will venture out into the rough waters of Xbox Live and PSN very long when lag really starts to creep into the servers.

    Maxim Tip: You won't find the move list for fatalies or brutalities anywhere in the game. But, you're on the Internet and Uncle Google's door is always open.

    Buy, Rent, or Disembowel? A solid rental. Time to break out your Superman jammies!




    Smackdown vs. Raw 2009



    Smackdown vs. Raw 2009
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    Reviewed by: Gerasimos Manolatos

    Price: $59.99

    The Skinny: Pick your favorite spandex-clad wrestler, or create your own, and ride him all the way to the WWE heavyweight championship. Wait, there has to be a better way to say that.

    The Good: The all-new "Road to Wrestlemania" storyline mode, although a bit repetitive, is satisfying. It will keep you occupied for a few hours, and may even get you to tune in to one of their 5,000 weekly TV shows. The controls are easy—just press one button when your meter flashes to pull off finishing moves—and the presentation of wrestler entrances, which includes live footage, is top notch. Most impressive is the Create-a-Finisher feature which allows you to make your own signature move.

    The Bad: Making a game for a niche audience in a way disqualifies certain people from really getting into it. With that said, this is mostly fan service geared toward those who know what the hell an Inferno Match even is. (Unless you live in Los Angeles—you call that "Tuesdays.")

    Maxim Tip: If you're looking to throwdown on the road, go with the PSP version—while the DS version has all of the same features, it has touch controls which are innacurate and sluggish.

    Buy, Rent, or Disembowel? Buy. The WWE may have given you a low blow with the last few efforts, but there's no shame in picking this one up.

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  • The Week In Game Reviews: Bond Is Back!

    James Bond: Quantum of Solace (Xbox 360, PS3, PC, Wii, PS2, DS)



    James Bond: Quantum of Solace
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    Reviewed by: Gerasimos Manolatos

    Price: $59.99 (360, PS3), $49.99 (PC, Wii), $39.99 (PS2), $29.99 (DS)

    The Skinny: 007 returns with a new babe, more intense action, and a movie tie-in game that doesn't suck!

    The Good: The presentation of the game is flawless. From the opening scene when you infiltrate Mr. White's mansion to having the screen turn into the trademark 007 gun-barrel when your health is low, you feel like you are in a Bond movie. Complementing the gunplay is a slick, yet simple takedown system, allowing you to give enemies the ol' heave-ho without making a peep. When you're done saving the world in the single-player story mode, Xbox Live and PSN awaits, where you'll find a deep and satisfying reward system. Everything you do yields a certain amount of money which you use to either unlock new weapons or upgrade them with scopes and grips—you can even "goldenize" them, so don't be surprised if you get taken out by a shiny sniper rifle.

    The Bad: The game is fun, in the same way the Super Mario Bros. on the NES is still fun to play today. QoS fails to really set itself apart from other first-person shooters, especially with Gears of War 2 and Resistance 2 soaking up the multiplayer market. That's not to say that there aren't people playing this game online, because there are plenty. But, when you've got 60 bucks burning a hole in your pocket, it's hard justifying purchasing a game with a five-hour single-player experience with noticeable AI quirks.

    Maxim Tip: While the game straddles both Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace, those worried about having the upcoming sequel ruined for them will only find a relatively small amount of spoilers—namely, everything except the very last location of the movie is revealed. Just a word of warning.

    Buy, Rent, or Disembowel? Rent it. It's got a short, but sweet singleplayer and the online portion may hold your attention long enough until James Bond: 2 Quantum 2 Solace.



    Resistance 2 (PS3)



    Resistance 2
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    Reviewed by: Gerasimos Manolatos

    Price: $59.99

    The Skinny: The Chimera virus has spread across the seaboard and now threatens the United States. Nathan Hale, infected by the virus, straps on his carbon rifle and heads back onto the battlefield, hoping to save a world that's slowly succumbing.

    The Good: Sure the set-up is formulaic as hell (cough cough Halo 2, Halo 3, Gears of War 2 couch cough), but that's because, well, it works. After escaping the first section of the game, you'll encounter the full extent of the Chimera virus invasion: three gigantic Chimera capitol ships hovering over the Golden Gate Bridge, a sight that'll have you looking out your window just to make sure that it isn't actually happening. Even more impressive are the co-op and multi-player options, which allow you to team up with up to seven other friends and go through very different missions based around the impending Chimera invasion. Either way, you'll level up and increase your e-penis with trophies and other such spoils of the Internet.

    The Bad: The story isn't exactly Tom Clancy-in-motion, but all you really need to know is that there are a shit ton of aliens invading and you need to go kill them. Again, it's a formula and again, we're not totally sick of it yet. Yet.

    Maxim Tip: Sony is boasting that it will take 420 hours to complete everything there is to do in the game, or approximately 18 days of continuous play. Better get to it!

    Buy, Rent, or Disembowel? Buy it.



    Fallout 3



    Fallout 3
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    Reviewed by: Gerasimos Manolatos

    Price: $59.99

    The Skinny: In a post-apocalyptic America, everyone has gone underground to avoid the massive wars raging across the world. You play a boy, raised all his life in a fallout shelter, who has to venture out into the world for the very first time in search of his father.

    The Good: Gears of War 2 may have you chainsawing people in half, but Fallout 3 is one of the most violent games you will play this year. The weapon targeting system, called VATS, is spot on, allowing you to aim your gun—small pistol and large missile launchers included—so precisely that you can behead mutant enemies, rip their limbs off, or tear their torsos in half. The gameplay also gives you the choice of becoming a knight in shining armor or the biggest rat bastard in all the land. Plus, you won't find a more expansive game around, with a running time estimated between 50 and 75 hours. Not a bad investment to make with the real world slowly deteriorating as well.

    The Bad: The gameplay is solid, but there are way too many times in the game when you're either looking for something to do or are faced with traveling across the whole map just to get to a target. That could easily mean 20 minutes of walking through enemy-infested territory just so you can deliver an envelope. Seriously, that's one mission. While you'll be able to transport instantly to places you've already visited, you are still going to have to manually get to all these places at least once in your adventure in order to "discover" them. Also, while the presentation of the game seems to be first-person shooter intensive, there's a surprising amount of meticulous planning and maneuvering you'll have to do before jumping into fights. Great for those who have a lot of sit-down time, bad for those who just want to pick up and play.

    Maxim Tip: You'll encounter lots of weapons and items traders across the region. You can either buy their wares legally or just kill them and take all of their money, guns, and clothing.

    Buy, Rent, or Disembowel? It's a great value at just 60 bucks, but if you've never played Bethesda's previous Elder Scrolls games, we'd recommend renting before buying.

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  • The 5 Unsung Games of E3 2008

    Has the constant chatter about Gears of War 2, Fallout 3, and Spore reached critical mass for you? Us too. Here are five games that quietly caught our bloodshot eyes at last week's E3.

    Wanted (Warner Bros. Interactive; PS3, 360) (2008)
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    Yes, it's another video game based on a movie based on a comic book. But before you head for the parking lot, know this: the game is actually looking like nine kinds of awesome. The level that we saw last week featured a shootout aboard an airborn 747. True to the source material, you can curve bullets from coach to business class to take down enemies. Better yet: shoot out a nearby hatch, and watch said enemies get sucked out into the wild, blue yonder. ("Write if you get worrrrrk!") Wanted is produced by Pete Wanat, a.k.a. the man who not only made the awesome Chronicles of Riddick game, he's also the guy responsible for saving the Scarface game from totally sucking.
     

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