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Alice Braga She's got something to Braga 'bout.	Movies Cloverfield 2 news already swirling.	Silly The 87 worst predictions of the future ever.
Molly Sims Of the seven deadly Sims.	Grand Theft Auto IV British Office star Ricky Gervais makes an appearance in the game.	Cool Finally, an awesome stunt that doesn't end in serious injury.
Danneel Harris Causing hairy poms this Friday in Fired Up.	Girls Marisa Miller shows off her sexy midriff.	Movies Could Mayrin Villanueva be the next Bond girl?
Danielle Panabaker She's bloody good looking.	Money If you want to be a gold digger, here are your top 12 female targets.	Kenda Perez There's no putting out this California fire.
Megan Fox She's more than meets the eye.	Funny Ten brutally violent scenes, entertaining for all the wrong reasons.	TV Further proof that Cheaters is the best show on the air.
Amanda Righetti Hold the meatballs.	Slowpokes The most beatable guys in a foot race.	Kickass The 50 greatest movie fight scenes.
Naomi Watts Watts's happening!	WuChess "Chess rules everything around me, CREAM, Check," cries RZA.	Funny The Facebook news feed has launched its own network.
Eliza Dushku She comes Dollhouse-trained and everything.	Mila Kunis Makes it a lot easier to forget Sarah Marshall.	Hot Monica Bellucci never goes out of style.
Isla Fisher We're like shopaholics too, only with booze.	Girls Britain's sexiest export: Cheryl Tweedy.	WTF? Tyra Banks: Educating women about their genitals one by one.
Elizabeth Banks (Please be one of the Banks in need of a stimulus package.)	Entertainment Meet the Japanese Hannibal Lecter.	Babes David Beckham lost the only thing he had going for him.
Ginnifer Goodwin Show us the Good stuff.	Alyssa Milano Who wants to go mano a Milano?	Sexy Spend a few moments with Lisa Marie Scott.
Camilla Belle Push your luck.	Voodoo 13 of the weirdest superstitions in sports.	Girls We wish it could be Summer all year long.
Famke Janssen Sneak a peek at her Netherlands.	Interesting The seven most astounding sexual résumés.	Awesome Maury should do this on his show, too!
Emilie de Ravin There's nothing plane about her.	Funny A bear twenty times cooler than the Star Wars kid.	Painful Skateboarding is still a good way to wreck your face.
The Girls of Vicky Cristina Barcelona It's their way or the three-way.	Funny Vanilla Ice arrested; News anchor dances; Collective dignity.	Movies We don't have high hopes for the High Noon remake.
Kristen Bell We're huge Fanboys.	Literature The five hottest female authors.	Hot Helena Christensen is one great Dane.
Arianny Celeste She's MMA-zing.	Disgusting Your body hates you—six disorders anyone can get.	Girls Alessandra Ambrosio is one sexy bunny rabbit.
Arielle Kebbel Click here for an Arielle view.	Creative A street art plaque that makes you realize how silly you really are.	Babes So what if Jennipher Rodriguez can't spell? She's hot.
Haley Bennett Get your Bennett on!	Kelli Garner We don't know what garning is, but we're willing to learn.	Awesome So many drums, so little time.
Super Bowl Bud Bowl secret spot revealed	Sports Rugby getting down and dirty... really dirty... gross.	Yuck Get your disgusting Red Sox World Series memorabilia!
Girls Nicola McLean in lingerie	Funny Hot girls doing taxXxes on the Math Bus.	Ouch Don't worry kid, Evel Knievel crashed and burned, too!
Dirty Girls at mud festivals	Animals Formerly kickass creatures ruined by evolution.	Sexy Jennifer Hawkins is as cuddly as the stuffed animals she's posing with.
Alona Tal You look like you could use some Alona time.	Interesting The worst cities you can get sued in.	Roberta Lang Hang out with your Lang out.
Huh? Terrible places where people get hitched	Art Nine weird public art displays that surprisingly don't suck.	Cool The gnarliest torture devices of all time.
Awesome Super Bowl strip clubs	Games Video game urban legends that fooled us.	Games You always knew it was coming—a fake Contra trailer.
Katie Cassidy We're quite Taken with her.	Amanda Byram That's it, we're bysexual.	Girls Maria Sharapova's legs are good for more than tennis.
Super Bowl Get to know Big Ben's girlfriend	Movies Vague Genre Movie, coming to a theater near you.	Sexy Jennifer has us feeling Sky high.
Pittsburgh Kids, what are you gonna do with 'em?	Funny The real-life cookie monster.	Babes Louise Glover wants you to watch her hit the gym.
Gemma Arterton We may have Britain off more than we can chew.	Music New photos of Elvis from 1972.	Hot Veronika Varekova makes polka dots sexy.
Stupid Just when you thought the world couldn't get any more ridiculous...	Soccer Top 50 goals of all time.	Erin McKinnon Erin? Go, brah!
Girls Alessandra Ambrsios just warmed up the winter	Games Cool Rock Band mushroom drum pads!	Wow Maury's best irrational fear segment yet.
Rhona Mitra The Lycans are rising, if you know what we mean.	Brittany Snow Wanna see more? Snow problem!	Awesome Perhaps the greatest music video of all time.
Amber Heard No seeds, nice stems.	Sports America’s most miserable sports cities.	Ouch Bowling alleys are not safe for kids.
Politics The many photoshops of President Obama	Leslie Bibb We've got Bibbs!	Cool "Sweet Child O Mine" as played by fart hands.
Baseball Will the stars of the "steroid era" make it to Cooperstown?	Dumb The five most ill-advised dating sites on the Web.	Amazing Some cops go overboard with their frisking.
Cribs Here's a house Cheech & Chong just might want to live in	Handy Drive faster: Free cell service alerts you to speed-traps.	Girls Hilary Duff wearing some pretty short dresses.
Trilby Glover She's a Glover, not a fighter.	Interesting The seven wonders of the male world.	Movies Who really wants a Dances With Wolves sequel?
Annie Wersching Looks like this season of 24 has a 10.	Cool The 10 greatest instances of animals eating other animals.	Cool Apparently, we're not the only ones who've had enough of Soulja Boy.
Jaime King We choo-choo-choose her.	Baseball The New York Mets and their fans get rickrolled live!	Hot Rose McGowan is our favorite flower.
Girls Hottest ladies of the UK	Internet The five biggest morons on MySpace.	Babes Ana Beatriz Barros is a sultry sexpot.
Strange How did this room get filled with wet cement???	Games New GTA IV multiplayer details.	Sexy Giorgia Palmas leaves little to the imagination.
Ridiculous Area man's balls too big to sunbathe	Weird Meet the smallest teenager/biggest football in the world.	Painful This guy ran over himself. Safe to say it wasn't a hit and run.
Sexy News A is for attractive anchors	Sexy Wimbledon Wet Dream: Sharapova vs. Kournikova.	Nicki Kretchmer Sink your teeth into this Kentucky-fried cutie.
Girls Minka Kelly's thought bubbles	Marisa Coughlan More sexiness than you can shake a stick at! (And they've tried.)	Funny How the times have changed…
Leisure Best picnic ever?	Games The most emasculating Master Chief ever.	Ouch Just watching this makes our neck hurt.
Alexa Davalo She looks mavalos. (Yeah, that one hurt even us.)	Painful New Zealand man uses a hedgehog as ninja star.	Games Match each male celeb with his girly middle name.
Women How to spot a cougar	Funny A mascot messes with people on spring break.	Funny An awesome Girls Gone Wild parody.
football No. 1 NFL draft picks of the 90s	Leona Lewis Now making overseas deliveries.	Movies The Wanted trailer looks promising.
Sexy Time Sara Jean Underwood shows how to promote stuff	Interesting Top seven cars you'd be proud to die in.	Blondes Emily Scott is superhott.
Sexy Time The bunny life ain't easy	Weird Jokes that were funny because they weren't true... at least not yet.	Girls See what Hollywood's sexpots dressed as for Halloween.
Sports Pittsburgh mayor acts the fool	Dana Davis Turns out we do need another hero.	Sexy Isabeli Fontana shows off the finer points of the bikini.
Kate Winslet You're not going to see her movies, so you might as well see her here.	Amazing Mind-blowing Rube Goldberg machine.	Tasty Adriana Sklenarikova makes holding dead fish sexy.
Freida Pinto The real prize in Slumdog Millionaire.	Dumb Five phallic groups more elaborate than the pen15 club.	Lymari Nadal Damn, it still feels good to be a gangster.
girls Adriana Lima wants you to keep a Victoria's Secret	Violence This generation's best and brightest entrepreneurs.	Wow We're not sure what's worse: a tragic accident, or the brutally honest commentary.
Mélissa Theuriau We could watch her Francais anything.	Sexy Best job ever, Giselle Bundchen's butt masseuse.	Babes Eliza Dushku is coming back to TV.
Jessica Stroup Support the Stroups!	Funny Inspiration for Animal the Muppet.	Uncool You should always housebreak your pets before putting them on camera.
Carla Gugino Let's Gug it out.	Entertainment Seven TV shows that desperately need DVDs.	Cool 20 bar tricks to help you land free drinks.
Sarah Shahi Finally, a Middle East piece we can all agree on.	Cameron Richardson Makes squirrels go nuts.	Juda Jennings We're hot for teacher.
Natalie Dormer Photos of The Tudors star that'll make you lose your head!	Interesting How to catch a Netflix thief.	Sad Jessica Alba just ruined every guy in America's week.
Kaley Cuoco We're cuckoo for Cuoco!	Gloomy Signs the apocalypse is coming...	R.I.P. Best Week Ever honors Robert Goulet's passing.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Feel the Love... Seriously, can we?	Games Atari user's desk, circa 1983.	Painful Filming the hammer throw is dangerous.
January Jones Your January just got hotter.	Trickery Twelve awesome office prank videos.	Terrible And Soulja Boy has made his way into dance class.
Maxim's Queens of 2008 This year belonged to Marisa Miller & April Rose.	Rachel Weisz Nobody likes a Weisz guy. A Weisz girl, however...	Games The fifth edition of "Sex Scene or Murder Scene."
Erin Andrews The best thing to happen to sidelines since cheerleaders.	Stupid We're pretty sure this is inappropriate for kids...	Babes We're watching Big Brother's Imogen Thomas.
The Girls of The Spirit Let The Spirit move you.	Interesting Testing bulletproof vests in 1923, the only (and best) way: point-blank.	Awesome Our new favorite music group.
Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders They're a No. 1 seed in our hearts.	Funny The most ridiculous lies you were taught in history class.	Hot Tera Patrick is back in black.
Santa Dancers Like a slideshow of Christmas miracles!	Sports Hockey goalie beats player's face in, not satisfied, proceeds to destroy other goalie.	Ouch This motorcycle crash might just earn him a father of the year nomination.
Zooey Deschanel Have a snowy, Zooey Christmas!	Evil Third graders plot to attack and kidnap their teacher.	Sexy Vikki Blows' 2008 calendar.
Jennifer Aniston Thirty-nine going on hottie.	Funny Mr. T pities boy out of coma.	Hot Nicoleta Luciu makes any BMW sexier.
Teresa Palmer G'day. Mate?	Cool Incredible inflatable sculpture street art.	Awesome The best "That's What She Said" moments from The Office.
New York Jets Cheerleaders So hot, you'll forget they're in New Jersey.	Quiz Is that cleavage or a coin slot?	Horror Hotties 2007 Keep your tricks—we've got the treats.
Movies Stormtroopers: They're just like us	Weird The creepy Craigslist casual encounters.	Girls Kelly Brook believes lots of sex is the best way to stay fit.
Girls This Bulgarian model is Rali hot	The Girls of Grizzly Park Only you can prevent weak box office sales. Only you.	Sexy Tammin Sursok is Aus-ome.
Technology Yeah, you might not want to fly to Newark anymore.	Stocks The markets may be down, but put your money in tomfoolery.	Babes Head to the beach with Collien Fernandes.
Comedy Classic Norm MacDonald	Baseball The best closing pitcher music.	Ouch Cheerleading is dangerous.
Rosario Dawson It's-a me! Ros-ario!	Funny Funny as it is, but watch the guy behind them.	Tasty Looks like Izabel Goulart let Victoria's secrets out.
Holy Cow! Closest close calls of all-time	Weird Dung babies, two-headed dogs, sexy weather, and other crazy experiments.	Games A gruesome update to everyone's favorite word game, Hangman.
Sports Sometimes, even serious football coaches have let loose and do a couple jumping jacks	Dumb This guy is so manly, hand grenades don't even stop him.	TV The top 10 contestants on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Marisa Tomei We´ve got an MT feeling inside.	Jennifer Connelly Requiem for a dream girl.	Really? Coolio is getting his own reality show on Oxygen.
Huh? The wonder boner could be this year's must-have gift	Nerdy The ASCII strikes back.	Scary The perfect last-minute Halloween mask.
Molly Sims You are now entering Sims City.	Entertainment Ten weird looking dudes who scored big in the movies.	Entertainment 30 Rock's "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" in its entirety.
Movies Six degrees of Dazed and Confused	Interesting The top 50 universities ranked by looks.	Sizzling Jessica Alba heats up the new Awake trailer.
Funny......Not Worst. stand-up. ever.	Laura Ramsey The cutest thing from Wisconsin since...um...	Games It's time for another round of "Fake or Slutty?"
Yikes "We give her live chickens, because that's what domesticated wild animals eat...before deciding to eat us three months from now."	Funny Uncomfortable questions: Was the Death Star attack an inside job?	Leticia Cline Orlando's hottest attraction.
Alyson Hannigan Resistance is flutile.	Mystery Brazilian sunbather or curvaceous sand sculpture?	Zzzzz What if Joe Buck called some of sports greatest moments?
Party Foul This DIY tailgater hopes to bring a W to Cleveland	Sexy Hilary Duff has a scorpion in her pants, no...really.	Hot British beauty Lucy Pinder always commands our attention.
Say it don't spray it Impress your friends with the 25 greatest Ari Gold quotes	Rachel Nichols G.I. Joe just got even sexier.	Sexy Photos like these continue to reinforce why we love Jennifer Ellison.
Movies Sneak a peek at the set of Terminator 4	Idiocy Man tries to attack gophers with propane, fails.	Awesome These cats have seen terrible things.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers Cheerleaders They'll shiver your timbers.	Cool Your favorite convenience stores are now online for the even lazier.	Babes Nina Moric's steamy 2008 calendar.
Jenna Fischer We nominate her Secretary of the Posterior.	Interesting 16 names of things you never knew had names.	Cheerleaders The NFL's hottest pom-poms from week eight.
Tragic The jolly old elf may have rabies: coal futures soar	Funny Prison terms to stay away from.	Sports Athletes who should run for president.
Weird Kid, it's ok, that's just Santa's evil twin brother, Krampus	Kate Bosworth We're not Bosworthy.	Mandy Lynn Another glowing report card: All DD's!
Girls Women...Really tall women	Justice Served Kid flips bird at player of opposing team. Sports Illustrated runs photo of it. Kid gets grounded by parents.	Sexy Some of Preston and Steve's loveliest ladies.
Doh! Sometimes a quick lunch isn't worth a busted windshield	Interesting Some of the most famous last words.	Movies Smokin' Aces director Joe Carnahan wants you to tell him which movie to make next.
Portia de Rossi Does this make us gay?	Strange Capturing kangaroo farts and other animal experiments.	Awesome Sometimes school spirit turns ugly.
Ouch Exploding hammers still a possibility for 2012 Olympics	Music Willie Nelson's offspring kicks drunk man offstage.	Funny Jerry Seinfeld's comedy will get you ready for Halloween.
101 Back to school...beer school.	Health As if you needed more reasons to have sex tonight, here are 10 more.	Babes Anna Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian bombshell.
Delicious Mmm...bacon	Funny The 10 most insane, child-warping moments of '80s cartoons.	Hot A sexy Stacy Keibler video from her WWE Diva days.
Funny Global warming...not so bad after all	Weird Armless, legless, wrestler "kicks" stuffing out of opponent.	Girls Hollywood's sexiest funny girls.
Roselyn Sanchez A Rose by any other name... would be Ann, or maybe Barbara.	Girls The best of hottie Bianca Beauchamp.	Fresh Orlando Bloom's new Victoria's Secret model girlfriend is smoking.
You Wanna Rock, You Say? Guitar Hero & Buck Hunter, if they mated	Steamy Marissa Miller will make your monitor sweat.	Ouch A bike crash that has very little to do with the bike.
whoops I'll trade you a john candelaria for your billy ripken error card	Abbie Cornish Dammit, we thought the movie was called Top-Loss.	Cool This bird's got some killer moves.
Huh? Girl goes deaf after kissing boyfriend	Scary Definitely don't break mom's new china...	Funny Saw IV eat your heart out.
LOL The finest answers of the interweb	Funny NEW! Google Narc!	Ouch A compilation of kids' tricycle accidents.
Sarah Wayne Callies This is what prison looks like? Who can we kill?	Keira Knightley Get your Knightley dose today.	Sexy Michela Coppa struts her stuff in a bikini.
New England Patriots Cheerleaders Check out Bill's Beli-chicks!	Funny A funeral isn't done till the stripper starts dancing.	Painful This looks like it hurts in any language.
Erica Durance You can Durance if you want to!	Weird Today's WTF moment: piston shrimp.	Kahi Lee In her house, the curtains always match the drapes.
Julie Benz We certainly hope so.	Girls Claudia Schiffer reappears in the wild!	Hot Germany's greatest exports: beer and Julia Stegner.
Beyoncé Knowles Takes one to Knowles one.	Jessica Rose Check out the stem on this Rose.	MILF We owe Halle Berry's baby a big thank-you.
Lena Headey She'll terminate your productivity today.	Dumb 30 error messages you do not want to see.	Babe Emily Scott must hate wearing clothes.
NFL Cheerleaders Here to cheer you through the digestive process!	Sexy International babe Denisse Padilla.	Girls Danielle Lloyd is a sexy ski bunny.
Miss Turkey Get it? Her country is like your dinner.	Games We can't wait till Waffle Tetris comes out!	Silly Our culture is remarkably similar to Afghanistan's.
Sarah Chalke What was TLC's problem with Scrubs, anyway?	Cool A face slap in super slow-motion.	The guide to being an insufferable Boston athletics fan.
Olivia Wilde Actually, surprisingly civilized.	Girls Check out Simona Fusco Stratten's bikini pictures.	Hilarious The best headline ever.
Alison Carroll Call the repair man cuz this AC is smoking!	The best of Tricia Helfer.	Cool Morgan Spurlock eat your heart out.
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Lonestar? We found 10.	Maya Hazen Mama Maya!	Funny Soccer is bad for everyone—even kids.
Angelina Jolie That's some fine Croft-manship.	Wrestling Fantasy fishing—OH YEAH BROTHERRRR!!	Jaime Paetz Now making appearances in our California dreams.
America Olivo God shed his grace on thee.	Sexy One of Europe's hottest exports, Vanessa Hessler.	Awesome A picture moans a thousand words.
Kristin Kreuk Find out how to get a Kreuk in your pants!	Funny Exclusive: Why Spitzer really paid so much.	Girls Eva Green will always be one of our favorite Bond girls.
Ali Larter We liked her better when she was Cassius Larter, but whatever.	Hot Erica Campbell has a picture moment.	Hot Erin McNaught makes us feel extra McNaughty.
Denver Broncos Cheerleaders Get a load of the ground game on these girls.	Weird Lil Wayne is pushing prophylactics now.	Babes We'd like to be locked in the boardroom with Ivanka Trump.
Olga Kurylenko Quantum of hotness.	Nerdy Behold, Robodog!	Ouch Bikes and docks don't mix well with idiots.
Taylor Swift Take a Swift click in the face.	Julianne Hough Hard to spell, easy to gawk at.	Sucks Talk about a crappy day at work.
Video Glitches in the Matrix are easy to find when it’s running in Microsoft XP.	Funny John Mayer files a bug report for Apple.	Movies The Harold & Kumar 2 poster has plenty of Neil Patrick Harris.
Jamie-Lynn Sigler She's a real hit.	Music Janet Jackson talks up her new album.	Sexy Pania Rose is a wonder from Down Under.
Girls Kate Beckinsale is one hot mama.	Movies Watch Ben Stiller's Tropic Thunder trailer.	Wow Perhaps the most extreme protester of all time.
Video This movie club brings home the Bacon.	Movies George Lucas dishes on 'Star Wars,' Indiana Jones	Smoking We'll buy whatever Katie Lohmann is selling.
Funny Jimmy Kimmel’s censorship gets #$&@ing political.	Girls The best of hottie Rebecca Romijn.	Stupid And people wonder why everyone loves to hate the Red Sox?
Sexy Proof that there’s beauty in even the most mundane daily activities.	Funny The Army holds the annual "Bring Your Daughter to War" Day.	Hot Melissa Satta is yet another tasty Italian dish.
Lucy Liu The juice is Luce.	Shona Barnthouse Meat PETA's Sexiest Vegetarian!	Nice A clinic in how comedians should handle hecklers.
Oakland Raiders Cheerleaders Silver and black, and sexy all over.	Sexy Hilary Duff looking quite good in a short skirt.	Babes Petra Nemcova was born to wear lingerie.
Weird If you ever did ungodly things with your sister’s Barbies, then this Japanese toy is for you.	Games Playing Xbox LIVE can get you pregnant. Who knew?	Silly Just what every potential rape victim needs: a vending machine disguise.
Funny Obama’s victory leaves stunned supporters asking, “What the hell are we supposed to do now?”	Hot We support anything with Kate Moss minus clothing.	Neat See who died on your birthday.
Elizabeth Banks One of the few Banks still in business.	Cool Indie rockers "The Heavy" get down with some heavy firepower.	Ouch We don't think you should call this kid a prodigy yet.
Girls Marisa Miller reveals Victoria’s Secret.	WTF DMX is one big cup of crazy.	Sexy Nikki Belucci is the hottest DJ ever.
Video A couple exchanges sacred vows of no commitment as long as they both shall live.	Pics The top 10 celebrity mugshots.	TV Is the Donald tackling daytime television?
Sports A high school kid’s superhuman move saves the play.	Funny A rose by any other name would smell as sweet?	Jamie-Lynn Sigler The Sopranos is over, but the whacking isn't.
Election Five defining pop culture moments to spawn out of the 2008 election.	Sara Paxton We've got a Pax to grind.	Movies With The Birds, the remake train keeps rolling through Hollywood classics.
Rachele Brooke Smith This fox is hot to trot.	Funny Student owned by band director.	Cheerleaders It's time for another round of NFL's hottest pom-pom girls.
Funny A picture's worth a thousand words. (And an entire country.)	Weird Kangaroo scrotum bottle openers?	Gillian LeBrun From the French for "the Brun."
Video This is how we ended up writing in Lando Calrissian on our ballot.	Idol American Idol Insider: Lennon and McCartney Succumb to the Idol Gods	Bikini Gisele Bundchen shows off swimwear in her down time, too.
Girls Halloween is over, but aren't body paint costumes really a timeless pleasure?	Dorismar Dorismar than meets the eye.	Babes Natalia Bush has some seriously dangerous curves.
Funny Photoshop fun: The candidates invade your favorite movie posters.	Funny Area codes in which Ludacris claims to have hoes.	Awesome The anthem for every frat guy in America: Brohemian Rhapsody.
Election Still not decided? Let the Internet tell you who to vote for. (Has it ever let you down before?)	Funny If you ever encounter a mountain lion...	Girls Ivanna Pallotti is Argentina's latest hot export.
Video Japanese binocular soccer is even better than it sounds.	Lists 25 Greatest Calvin and Hobbes strips ever.	Stupid This is the next sport to be added to the Redneck Games lineup.
Cool Soon to be a new bookmark, The Daily Lowdown is a one-stop shop for all your time wasting needs.	Lists Ten most eccentric items ever auctioned online.	Sexy Eugenia Silva wants to cuddle by the fire.
Jennifer Morrison Girl will House you.	Cool Make your sh*t sparkle	Dumbass A brilliant example of how not to use your eyes.
Yvonne Strahovski Yvonne-a click, or what?	Cool Ten "real" superheroes.	Ouch Guys like this are the reason we love face-plant videos.
Funny Feeling a little pissed-off about the past eight years? Express yourself.	Lists Eight not so impressive Guiness world records	Mario We'd really like to play this version of the NES classic.
Girls If only all desperate housewives looked like this.	Funny Christian convenience store	Rad A megamix of many of your favorite video games
Movies Sexy actresses, scary scenes: Some of Hollywood's finest get axed, fried, and humped to death by snowmen.	Cool For those extra tough monsters under the bed.	Awesome An archive of all your favorite old-school video game music.
NFL Cheerleading Midseason MVPs Peep the first half's All-America cheer squad.	Hot Guess the celebrity side boo...	Games The most under-appreciated video game athletes.
Sports As usual, World Series celebrations look more like the Apocalypse.	Sexy Elisha Cuthbert has spectacular cleavage.	Amazing We don't want to play this guy in Halo 3.
Game What's the difference between a sex scene and a murder scene? Surprisingly little.	Sexy British blondeshell Zoe Lister's photos are jolly good.	Neat This could quickly become our favorite video game.
Girls Heidi Klum even makes milk mustaches look sexy.	Babes Marissa Miller in lingerie, because we love you.	Cool Play all your favorite Nintendo games now.
Sports The best athlete Haloween costumes.	Stupid Fail.	Games In Halo 3, even traffic cones are lethal.
Anna Paquin Poach a glimpse of this True Blood diamond.	Naomi Watts It's "I moan" backwards. Just sayin'.	Babes Pania Rose is our favorite flower.
Video Will World of Warcraft go red or blue this election?	Sexy Oh Kate Beckinsale, you always have something interesting to say.	Awesome Old people should stick to elevators.
Funny A vote for McCain is a vote for Cindy not "breaking your fucking neck!"	Funny Turn your splooge into concert tickets!	Girls Heidi Montag must only own one bikini.
Movies Jon Favreau talks Iron Man 2... And 3.	Momma Drama Eddie Murphy busts a nutty professor in Scary, yet to meet the results.	TV Every segment of The Daily Show since 1999 is now available online.
Lady Gaga Use your manners, gentleman, there's a lady present.	Music Videos The Roots promote teenage lesbianism.	Cool This video will mess with your eyes.
Stupid Employee caught ditching work because he said so in his Facebook status.	Sexy The hottest sports movie babes.	Games In Halo 3, even traffic cones are lethal.
Funny Thirty-five tabloid headlines that are... well... pretty much exactly what you would expect from tabloids: pure insanity.	Girls This picture really has everything	Danielle Panabaker She satisfies our sweet tooth.
Crazy We don't even know what this sport is, but it looks like soccer, rugby, and MMA.	Hot Sienna Miller bikini malfunction	Wild Amii Grove made the Cadbury ape sexy.
AnnaLynne McCord Click here of your own McCord.	Rhona Mitra Something to look forward to on Doomsday.	Amazing TV anchors should really know what they're saying before they hit live air.
Sports Painfully hilarious announcing gaffes.	True Don't watch these overrated movies.	Sexy Italian model Elisabetta Gregoraci is one bella babe.
Gaming A collection of the most ridiculous game box quotes. They will "shatter your perception of reality."	Sexy Luisana is spicier than Louisiana hot sauce.	Rachael Taylor She's the new IT girl.
Peyton List Find out why they're such Mad Men here.	Boobs Play "Guess the Breasts" and you're guaranteed to be a winner.	Sexy Spend a few sexy minutes with Adriana Karembeu.
Girls There’s nothing Complex about enjoying Marisa Miller’s new photo shoot.	Girls Isabel Figueira is a Portu-goddess.	Batman Seven minutes of The Dark Knight can be seen sooner than you think.
Sports With fans like these, Sundays make Halloween look like a joke.	Sexy Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, makes covering up breasts an art form.	Boobs Salma Hayek talks about how she got her breasts.
Girls Gisele, jorts, and nothing else.	Funny 1 cop vs 25...scholars	Hot Caroline Francischini is a Brazilian beauty.
Games Just in time for Halloween, the 10 scariest video games.	funny Russian Skittle ad. Who doesn't like bears?	Girls It's time for a Batchelor party!
Girls Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester takes off her school girl uniform.	Funny Jean Claude Van Damme will dance for you?	Movies Wolverine is slotted for summer '09.
Funny How to soften the sting of terrible news? Baby animals!!	Awesome Manliest news headline, ever.	Funny Jim Gaffigan's thoughts on bacon.
Houston Texans Cheerleaders Houston… No problem here!	Pics Clever ads.	Uncomfortable Five excellently awkward sports interviews.
Funny If Superman had paid a visit to The Dark Knight…	Sexy? NASCAR has got NOTHING on coleslaw wrestling	Oops When you're modeling, you sometimes overlook gaping holes in the runway.
Games If you want to stay on your game, avoid snacking on this stuff while you play.	Stuff Politicians and Prostitutes	TV South Park, The Simpsons, and Family Guy take stabs at each other.
Sports Ryan Howard v. Ryan Howard: See how the Philly’s player matches up to The Office’s favorite temp.	Scary News 25% of teenage girls are skanky...what about the guys?	Babes A few pictures from Gemma Atkinson's calendar.
Funny Ten of the best clips of Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship.	Gear Be sure to wear protection on this bike.	Hot Carmella Desesare looks great in every style of swimwear.
Movies New Watchmen footage has us feeling giddy.	Alice Braga Enjoy a taste of this sweet Braga muffin.	Sexy Gabriella Barros is Chile's hottest pepper.
Jaime Pressly She's the Joy of our Thursday nights.	Tests How many five year olds can you take down?	Girls Haruna Yabuki wants to serve you a drink in her bikini.
Games Say what you want about Sarah Palin as a VP candidate, but she makes one hell of a lead singer!	Girls Lucy Pinder’s breasts are a huge distraction	Mario We'd really like to play this version of the NES classic.
Gear Dark Knight on Blu-Ray with a limited edition bat-pod display case... We're doubly giddy.	Cool 6 Things that look like the Death star	Funny Don't let the little girl distract you from the awesomeness of this video.
Sports How do you decide who will win the World Series? Ball girls!	Girls A Krystal Forscutt Picture Moment	Awesome The easiest $250,000 question you can ask a slacker.
Funny Ninety seven photoshopped images of John McCain's awkward debate photo.	Silly Predator hip hop	Wow An unbelievable car-on-scooter crash.
Awesome Liquid Generation has spliced together the 10 most insane political ads ever put on television.	Celebs If Celebs Moved to Oklahoma	Stupid When you've got to go, you've got to go.
Lauren Conrad She's got the Hills that pay the bills.	Kathleen Robertson She's from Canada, like most hot things.	Hilarious Fire alarms can't stop Conan O'Brien.
Cool You know what they say about guys with giant guitars... They rock out like this.	Stuff Legos, now with 50% more "pew pew" for your (inner) child.	Jody Palmer Everything is sexier in Texas.
Election Dead goldfish "Princess Nudelman" gets voter registration card in Illinois.	Sexy This will put bananas in a whole new perspective for you.	Comics Every Calvin and Hobbes comic strip ever.
Girls Help decide the world's hottest athlete.	Lists Top 26 zombies of all time.	Awesome A Web site dedicated to selling products for fat people.
Funny 10 great political moments in SNL history.	Boobs Famous boobies throughout history.	Wasted Some of the best displays of drunkenness in music.
Halle Berry Also available in Halle Bananaberry Crunch!	Funny When we think of food courts, we think of spontaneous outbursts of musical choruses.	Hot Spend some time with lusty Louise Glover.
Video Sarah Palin gets a reading lesson from office linebacker Terry Tate.	Hot Carmen Electra still looks stunning.	Great The best of the best of fat kid videos.
Sports Coach and player outbursts brought together in one video that will make you glad you're not a sports reporter.	Funny Britney crazy, Jaime Lynn pregnant, K-Fed just fat.	Sexy Catrinel Menghia makes us want to move to Romania.
Girls Kristen Bell and more of the finest Spike's red carpet had to offer.	Boobs 99 words for boobs.	Apes And the domination of primates on the Internet continues.
Crazy Three words to make your heart hurt: Hot. Beef. Sundae.	News We are all on drugs.	Babes Rhian Sugden will whip you into shape.
Sports Jets owner makes his ex-girlfriend listen to his new one give birth.	Awesome 101-year-old marathon runner stops for a beer.	Movies Could Hellraiser be the next horror flick to get the remake treatment?
Jaime King All hail!	Lingerie Can I get these in bacon?	Girls Victoria Silvstedt looking ravishing in a red dress.
Girls The top 10 girlfriend upgrades in pro sports history.	Bacon MmMmm...bacon cups.	Sharae Spears Looks like the South is rising again.
Movies Can't decide whether to see Sex Drive? Watch the first 10 minutes online.	Sexy Shay Laren shows off her lingerie collection.	Awesome Conan's classic "Hot Dogs for Homophobes" bit.
Funny College Humor imagines metaphor-free music.	Camilla Belle She's one in a Brazilian.	TV Every now and again, SNL gets it right!
Sports The lost art of the cheesy sports columnist photo.	Halle Berry This girl's right up our alle.	Games The Latin edition of "Whose Boobs?"
Sports The Onion brings you the latest news about Tony Romo’s widdle booboo.	Girls Eva on the Mend...s. She's out of rehab.	Funny You have to appreciate honesty in songwriting today.
Video Nature is so overrated.	Hottie 10,000 B.C.'s Camilla Belle graces the red carpet.	Fight Veteran hockey players sometimes have to earn respect from the new guys.
Gear Pool table appears to make a splash, literally.	Strange Music Hip hop violin madness.	Sexy The Cruz sisters are a delicious duo.
Funny How to spot an obnoxious political supporters before they even open their mouths.	Funny Mr. Rogers sucks the fun out of video games.	Babes Elena Santarelli is our favorite Italian dish.
Katrina Bowden She 30 rocks.	Girls The best of hottie Jolene Blalock.	Word Rap songs white people love.
Girls Adriana Lima wears a bra worth more than your car.	Hot Eva Mendes is quite perky.	Girls NFL cheerleaders are the real reason we keep coming back each Sunday.
Games Obama buys ads in Madden 09, other EA games.	Funny Some retailers are really trying to get rid of their HD DVD players.	Hot Bianca Gascoigne in some lusty lingerie.
Funny If advertisements were truthful...	Girls The best of hottie Megan Fox.	Hilarious Perhaps the best sucky trumpeteer of all time.
Funny Inappropriate moments in children's television history.	Sexy Danielle Lloyd covers up her mammaries.	Ballerinas Stretching is definitely the best part of ballet.
Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders They’ll make your pants Titan!	Cool Seven insane conspiracies that actually happened.	Fergie Hope this pea´s got extra space in her pod.
Girls Rachelle Leah of the UFC. Get excited.	Kate Beckinsale Hurry in for our one-day Beckinsale!	Babes Hunting hotties with great "racks".
Crazy Create a Rockband stage show with fog and lights.	Gal Gadot She's keepin' it Israel!	Boobs The Japanese celebrate random achievements, especially when boobs are involved.
Girls Natalia Oreiro: a hot import from South America.	Sports A comprehensive Brett Favre tribute.	Hot Jennifer Walcott wants to brighten your Monday.
Games You’ll be shaken and stirred by how good the new Bond game looks.	Games Ten reasons why the PlayStation 3 is still relevant.	Stupid Wheel of Fortune attracts dumb asses.
Alicia Keys Keys... She's always in the last place you look.	Sexy Hayden Panettiere before her Larry King appearance.	Tasty Nicole Neumann is one of South America's finest.
Video Michigan marching band Rick Rolls The Big House.	Girls The best of hottie Aida Yespica.	Sexy Keely Hazell's 2008 calendar.
Funny A touching (literally) story about boy scouts promoting breast cancer awareness.	Movies New X-Men Origins: Wolverine set photos!	Simpsons A couch gag constructed from Legos.
Sports NBA season predictions have never been so titillating.	Interesting Seven tips to turning your flab in muscle stat!	Girls Danica Patrick will get your motor running.
Sports Nobody gave Def Leppard the Stanley Cup instruction manual.	Funny Things your grandma doesn't want to hear.	Girls Joanna Krupa is Poland's hottest export.
Moon Bloodgood Because Mars Plasmabad was taken.	Hot Kate Hudson in a sexy red bikini.	Sexy Remember the summer with Alley Baggett on the beach.
Girls A tribute to naughty nurses.	Saffron Burrows Now one of New York's five Burrows! (Sorry, Queens.)	Eva Mendes It's rainin' Mendes!
Amazing The full swing flip: it can be done!	Sexy April Verie is very nice!	Hot Super sexy shots of Ana Beatriz Barros.
Video This is one way to appeal a speeding ticket.	Sports NBA Closer: The Ultimate Warrior edition.	Weird A mysterious poop bandit has an Idaho town baffled.
Funny Eric Cartmen's nine most evil moments.	Hot David LaChapelle does Gisele Bundchen's photo shoot.	Babes Sabrina Rojas is one appetizing Argentinian.
Thandie Newton Double-ya pleasure.	Stupid ZOMG!!! Britney's kidzzz!!!	Awesome Be on the lookout for this highly dangerous ninja bear.
Girls The top 10 hottest daughters of professional athletes.	Funny The nation's presidential assassins are still undecided.	Movies Transformers 2 is being sped into production.
Movies The simulated experience of falling asleep with a DVD on.	Girls The best of hottie Elisabetta Gregoraci.	Funny After this sales pitch, we're sold.
Movies The simulated experience of falling asleep with a DVD on.	Aubrey O'Day Happy Aubrey O. Day!	Dumbass A blonde Borat wannabe falls short.
Video When your idea starts with a surf board on a roof, it can only end one way.	Games The worst Halo 3 betrayal ever.	Basketball The University of Miami is going to heat up their basketball games.
Sports The worst suits of TNT's Craig Sager.	Sexy Is Lindsay Lohan headed for the nudey bin again?	Yankees Possible replacements for Joe Torre.
Ridiculous Arnold Schwarzenegger fights a bear. Classic.	Girls Rihanna apparently prefers latex. We apparently do, too.	What? Bob Dylan's interviews boggle the mind.
Funny These guys were all in the family…and it was creepy.	Natalie Portman The most explosive thing out of Israel since... never mind.	Sexy French Canadian + Japanese = Hottie.
Games Sarah Palin’s favorite video games.	Games Check out the new Street Fighter IV trailer.	Hot Holly Weber in sexy lingerie.
Sports Red Sox players cast as Bond villains.	Funny This'll teach you to eat vegetables!	TV Alyssa Milano is joining My Name Is Earl.
Girls Carmen Electra is red hot.	Sexy We're not complaining about Christina Aguilera's massive cleavage.	Wet Sallie Toussaint is in the shower.
Video The best man turned out to be the worst guy at the wedding.	Funny Stephon Marbury should be a professional prognosticator.	Men Another humorous look at what guys are really thinking.
Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Go fish.	Hot Jakki Degg makes calendars sexy.	Ayda Field Today's forecast is hot and sexy.
Girls The 26 hottest Star Trek babes.	Cool A collection of some awesome original Wu Tang Martial Arts clips.	Girls Food Network's Giada de Laurentiis spending some time outside the kitchen.
Wall Street A site devoted to pictures of sad guys on trading floors.	Melissa George We've only been this attracted to a George once before.	Neat A one-stop guide to all the disasters in history.
Funny How superheroes are affected by the economy.	Weird Another awkward moment in midget history.	Funny Another failed attempt to debunk the spoonful of cinnamon myth.
Games High scores in Halo may also explain your low marks in the bedroom.	Games Five video game characters who suck at their jobs.	Stupid Finally a product that encourages smashing your friend's head with a shovel.
Marley Shelton Don't wait till the Eleventh Hour. Click now!	Sad Uh oh. Neverland's in trouble. Anyone spare a nickel for ol' Jacko?	Ouch ATV stunts: Always dangerous, always hilarious.
Sports The 15 greatest baseball cards ever printed.	Sexy Rachel Bilson sporting a new hairdo... oh, and she's still hot.	Nice Nikki Ziering is awesome in her blue bikini.
Girls Need a reason to watch hockey? Ice Girls!	Movies Will we be watching Bourne 4 in the near future?	Neat This is one cool audio illusion.
Video "Take On Me" with lyrics about what's literally happening in the ‘80s classic.	Interesting Eight things they better include in the Arrested Development movie.	Funny Surprisingly, this girl's dancing isn't the funniest part of this video.
Cool Pee-Wee football trick play is cheap, but awesome.	Irina Voronina She's way hotter than St. Pauly Shore.	Sexy Alessia Ventura is wearing very little.
Games Get ready for the next installment of Bond.	Games Metal Gear Solid fans: Circle June 12, 2008 on your calendars... maybe... again.	Hot Sara Tommasi is spicier than Italian sausage.
Funny If robots were cast for Pulp Fiction...	Angelina Jolie She's Africa hot.	Yvonne Strahovski We like what's down under.
Minka Kelly One instance where the lights turn you on.	Angelina Jolie She´s Africa hot.	Babes Spend a digital day at the beach with Roxanne Pallett.
Girls The 10 hottest bikini beer commercials.	Hilarious Harry Potter is cheating on Dumbledore with this fat dude.	Movies Could there be a Goonies 2 in the future?
Video Drunken soccer fan falls from bleachers.	Weird Hillary Clinton unleashes her last resort: subliminal messages.	Girls There's always time for NFL cheerleaders.
TV South Park's NFL doppelgangers.	Sexy Sofia Vergara's got the fluffiest pillows.	Games A nerdy version of "Whose Boobs?"
Food Hamburger with grilled cheese buns will kill you dead.	Hot Heidi Klum still looks amazing.	TV Kristin Kreuk makes Smallville sexy.
Mariko Tokuyama Pushing all the right buttons.	Funny Jimmy Kimmel finally gets back at Sarah Silverman.	Hot Alessandra Ambrosio will melt your monitor.
Sports The five most overhyped athletes.	Irina Voronina She´s way hotter than St. Pauly Shore.	Cute Yu Hasebe is hotter than wasabi.
Delta Goodrem Singer? Sorority? Frequent-flyer program? Click to find out!	Cool DARPA's Robot Crusher truck earns its name.	Girls Sexy swimmer Amanda Beard is the new Go Daddy girl.
Games A sneek peek at Call of Duty: World at War.	Funny The Boogie Monster puts on his dancing shoes.	Sexy Natalia Paris is as beautiful as her namesake.
Girls You’ll wish you were rounding the bases with these MLB fans.	Painful As the presidential campaign heats up, Ted Kennedy's singing puts everything back on ice...	Jokes K-Fed gives parenting tips via SNL.
Funny Life lessons you can learn in a classroom.	Hot Even an artsy fartsy shoot makes Megan Fox look sexy.	Funny Saw's Jigsaw isn't so frightening in real life.
Cincinnati Bengals Cheerleaders These 'Gals are the pick of the litter.	Hot Mariah Carey strategically covers her C-sharps.	Babes April Verie is one tasty Texan.
Sports USC has a “cocky” name for themselves.	Lennon Murphy When life hands you Lennon, make Lennon-ade.	Rocket Dog Expect lots of heavy petting.
Entertainment These stars bare more than just their souls to the camera.	Girls Josie Maran doesn't even need to look good to look good.	Crash It's a good thing Marty always made it to 88 mph.
Games This new game is going to be a LittleBig deal.	Disgusting Damn, Britney. You really let yourself go...	Boarding Jason Lee used to be gnarly.
Funny Cell phones save the day…and ruin the movie.	Sexy This may very well be the sexiest mouse pad ever.	Hilarious Our new favorite hip-hop artist.
Girls Bikini pics of Lindsay Lohan show off her breast—sorry, best assets.	Funny Zero Punctuation went to the Game Developers Conference.	Awesome Sometimes it's hilarious when comedians are unfunny.
Gina Carano Her looks are striking. Her fists are too!	American Idol's Amy Davis First a Hottie... then an Idol... next: Pope!	Laura Vandervoort We've never wanted X-ray vision more.
Sports A photograph exposes this football player’s teeny weenie secret.	Natalie Portman The most explosive thing out of Israel since... never mind.	Pansies Cyclists fight like girls.
Girls Luckily, these Hollywood babes aged like fine wine.	Hot Hayden Panettiere is the sweet new Candie's girl.	Girls Hilary Duff is cold and wet.
Entertainment If you think size matters, you have to take a look a this.	Lennon Murphy When life hands you Lennon, make Lennon-ade.	Sexy It's still hard to beat Anna Kournikova in a bikini.
Funny Comedian Skyler Stone on Ecstasy	Sexy Vanessa Hudgens wants Santa to come up her chimney...	Trailers It's Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, but it is a musical.
Girls Get in between the sheets with supermodel Isabeli Fontana.	Hottie Lisalla Montenegro has a sexy picture moment.	Babes Elisabetta Canalis is the best thing from Italy since lasagna.
Video There’s only one bank out there that you can trust.	Sexy Well hello there spectacular Christina Aguilera cleavage.	Hot Martina Stella is gorgeous even in black and white.
Sports Check out some of basketball’s brightest moments and biggest blunders.	Weird Patrick Stewart may have lost his mind...	Ouch Pickup basketball games can be brutal.
Katie Chonacas Chonacas...isn't that in New Jersey?	Cool See the first Gears of War 2 teaser.	Cool Some perfectly timed sports photos.
Kristen Bell Feel free to browse KB's toys.	Lucy Liu It takes Liu to make a thing go right.	Michelle Monaghan We hope this MM has a candy center.
Funny Which beer pong player are you?	Funny Rapist glasses are back in style!	Funny Without voice-over, The Wonder Years sucked.
Girls Audrina Patridge and her hot sis strip down in Sin City.	Sexy Kate Beckinsale is quite the bedfellow.	Scary We got sick just watching this amusement park ride.
Stupid Fun If Sarah Palin had her own Facebook page, we’d totally superpoke her.	Hilarious Online dating crushes pathetic women more efficiently.	Babes Marissa Miller makes Vegas even hotter.
Video Comedian Jim Breuer on booze control.	Girls There's nothing like hot, random club girls.	Ouch The most brutal hockey hits.
Mila Kunis We already forgot Sarah what´s her face.	Charlize Theron Theron lies the rub!	Hot Nonami Takizawa is one of Japan's hottest exports.
Atlanta Falcons Cheerleaders Who's up for some bird watching?	Yuck For $29.95, you can see Gene Simmons' family jewels.	Cool Apparently, monkeys are the best spokesmodels.
Video The Dark Bailout: A fan made mashup of The Joker responding to Bush's bailout address.	Funny We dare you to order this one at the diner tonight...	Girls Gillian Cooper wants to take you on a beautiful boat ride.
Games Ten ways Rockband 2 will save the world.	Cool First look at the G.I. Joe movie logo.	Sexy Get wet and wild with Abbey Clancy.
Sports An absolutely amazing one-handed football catch.	Stupid Lionel Richie + Helium = German talk shows rule.	Yummy Luciana Salazar is one lusty Latina.
TV Don't diss David Letterman. John McCain learned that Wednesday.	Funny Things to do instead of going to watch crappy movies.	WTF? Liz Taylor makes us laugh.
Funny Struggling Mets combine to form Carlos Voltron.	Danneel Harris Danneel before Zod!	Awesome Behold, the Turkish Rambo.
Nadine Velazquez Te gusta!	Hot Erica Campbell shows us her sexy oven.	Poop When a hippo's gotta go, a hippo's gotta go.
Entourage Twenty-five great Ari Gold quotes.	Sexy Meagan Good's body is quite great.	Amazing We don't want to play this guy in Halo 3.
College Florida celebrates their version of The Great Underwear Dash.	Aliens A new Duke Nukem Forever screen appears in the wild.	Movies Will Vin Diesel and Paul Walker return to the fourth The Fast and the Furious?
Funny Al Davis vs. Hugh Hefner. Who wins the tale of the tape?	Interesting When did cowboy boots become wussy-exclusive?	Incredible Britney Spears might not be the worst mother in the world.
Movies The 50 greatest movie gun fights of all time (with video evidence).	Lymari Nadal When the moon hits your eye like an empanada, that´s Lymari.	Funny Slides that don't work are really humorous.
Toys Nine totally unnecessary licensed children’s products.	Babes Nicole Scherzinger will pump... you up.	Ouch Another reason why men should leave cheerleading to the ladies.
Sports Inside the phenomenon of mediocre NFL players marrying Playboy Playmates.	Hot Nicole 'Coco' Austin has a behind we can get behind.	Hot Vida Guerra and her prized backside in lingerie.
Rosario Dawson We call shotgun on the Rosario speed wagon.	Hottie Looks like Gisele has (sadly) forgiven Tom Brady... oh, and she is still hot.	Girls Dannii Minogue's upholding the family's reputation.
Disgusting Behold: the most trashed apartment in the world. Hands down.	Sports The best sports films of the last 10 years.	Sexy This Shea should cheer up all the Mets fans.
Games Halo MMO concepts revealed. Can you say sexy Mistress Chief?	Cool Check out the first Indiana Jones trailer NOW.	Cool The Koreans have developed a human LCD.
Girls Haven't seen Ali Larter in a while? Why not reacquaint yourself?	Hot Brit Bliss has us wanting ice cream and coin slots.	Sexy Gisele Bundchen will always be our favorite Victoria's Secret model.
Crazy Seven-year-old car stealer is back for more!	Girls Isla Fisher's got two new reasons to like her.	Hot Reka Ebergenyi leaves us Hungary for more!
Movies Mark Forster and Daniel Craig answer your 007 questions.	Rachel Bilson Clearly, we support Rachel profiling.	Movies Rose McGowan is going to be Barbarella.
Gadgets Ten Segway-esque modes of transportation that make you look cooler than an airport cop.	Sexy Rose McGowan shows up to the ball looking sexy.	Bikini Leggy Brooke Burns on the beach.
Prank This is a pretty elaborate, detailed office joke. Maybe this is why the market blows.	Girls Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman: ultimate lesbian fantasy.	Stunts The rumored Eva Longoria sex tape isn't what you think.
Alyssa Milano She’s one hot cookie.	Dumb Men's Health picks the worst foods to eat, obviously hates eating.	Yummy Candice Swanepoel is a South African sexpot.
Crazy Pimp your ride, Nintendo style.	Funny Do you dress like a douche bag?	Girls We'd brave the jungle for Alley Baggett.
Girls In honor of the Heroes premiere, hot girls dressed as superheroes.	Hotties These actresses could hit a homer.	Awesome Shaun of the Dead's Nick Frost in a hilarious bit.
Funny A look inside Barack Obama's Gmail.	Elizabeth Banks Choose your withdrawal method.	Moon Bloodgood The sexiest time traveler since the DeLorean.
TV Microsoft is responding with their own "I'm a PC" commericals.	Funny Hey, Martha! Need some ratings? Try this guy.	Jackass This dude really wants to get married.
Movies The 11 best film moments of Samuel L. Jackson yelling.	Dumb Wedgies are the new superpower.	Funny Stephen Colbert's thoughts on gay snake marriage.
Rachel McAdams Today, we're all The Lucky Ones.	Sexy Catherine Parris has us longing for France.	Sarah Silverman Captain of the SS Sexy.
Sports Twenty best signs caught in the background of ESPN's College Gameday.	Kinky Kirsten Bell is the sexiest dominatrix ever.	Bikini Jennifer Aniston vacationing in Mexico.
Funny Paul Revere gets sidetracked in colonial New Jersey.	Girls Marisa Miller's the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl.	Sexy Jakki Degg is another of our favorite English muffins.
Funny TV-branded cereals we wish really existed.	Michelle Monaghan Click her—she's Irish!	Funny An excellent response to jackasses who still find this prank funny.
Funny Will Ferrell answers Internet questions.	Babes We have no clue who Coleen McLoughlin is, but she's hot.	Babes Some tasty shots of former Miss Venezuela Veruska Ramirez.
Cheerleaders You've already voted for your favorite Ravens girl (RIGHT!?!?), so how about more pom pons?	Funny Jerry O'Connell throws a party to celebrate the end of the WGA strike.	Hot Rihanna is a Caribbean queen.
Baltimore Ravens Cheerleaders We're cravin' for the Ravens.	Ashley Scott We're hot for teacher.	Neat A little homemade Spider-Man animation action.
Sports Same guy catches home runs on consecutive nights in Yankee Stadium. (And does same stupid dance.)	Weird Worst. Ronald McDonald. Ever.	Girls Heidi Montag takes her surgically enhanced hills to the beach.
Girls Behind the scenes video of the Pussycat Dolls' Blender pillow fight photo shoot.	Blasphemous The Bible versus video games.	Amazing David Letterman pwns Paris Hilton.
Funny Sarah Palin baby name generator. Maxim's name would be Chisel Dustup Palin.	Hot Italian TV host loses hula hoop contest and is forced to shower.	Awesome Family Guy's 10 best musical moments.
Movies Bruce Wilis to direct and star in a new movie.	Funny These cops have the right to remain caugh red-handed.	Ouch And now, the sliding face-plant.
Sports Seven plays dumber than DeSean Jackson's gaffe last Monday.	Babes Vida Guerra reminds us why we love apples.	Cool This baby's got some bangin' beats.
Funny The worst kind of bosses to work for. Which one is yours?	Mandy Moore The Moore, the merrier!	Funny A humorous jab at kids who hide under the covers.
Video Eleven ways to kill a snowman.	Hot These Italian hotties make us want to order satellite cable.	Yummy The best thing ever: a bacon candy bar.
Diora Baird Like Diora, we can Bairly contain ourselves.	Sexy Who'd You Rather: Cartoon babes edition.	Trishelle Cannatella Hello, nurse!
Amanda Brooks We've Britain off more than we can chew.	Dumb These cops have the right to remain caught red-handed.	Whoops It's important to have the right video when reporting a sensitive story.
TV Every "That's what she said" from The Office ever.	Funny The best graffiti and signs from around the world.	Girls Josie Maran was too hot for Dancing With the Stars.
Girls Marisa Miller, skirt, knee-high stockings...Right, just check it out already.	Kate Hudson You can catch her and her booty this weekend.	Sex Could the Meg White sex tape be real?
Video These two guys are obviously not too heart broken over the stock market crashing.	Games Zero Punctuation takes on Call of Duty 4.	LOL Lewis Black on a few more things he hates.
Video Ten super awkward political gaffes.	Girls Eva Longoria is one hot Bebe.	Cleavage Hilary Duff fills out her dress quite nicely.
Funny Fall's new hit show: Mustache Police.	Disgusting Bear Grylls teaches you how to survive Mardi Gras.	Sexy Alessandra Ambrosio on the set of her new lingerie commercial.
Megan Fox This Fox is good until at least the 23rd century.	Babes Karolina Kurkova is a “G.I. Joe” cover girl.	Hot Ana Sofia Henao is another of South America's finest.
Video Jake "The Snake" Roberts has really let himself go.	Funny David Spade explains why "There Will Be Oscars."	Neat Someone has way too much time on their hands.
Girls The 10 hottest Hawaiians of all time.	Funny The Dark Knight trailer gets a makeover in Lego.	Girls These girls in bikinis set the world record for sexiness.
Video John McCain gets Barackroll'd.	Movies The new Bond movie Quantum Of Solace's teaser poster.	Funny This is what extreme sports guys do after their extreme injuries.
Sports There's a new curse in town...	Movies Kristen Bell makes the Forgetting Sarah Marshall trailer worth watching.	Hot Natalia Mesa is muy caliente.
Hayden Panettiere With the superhuman ability to make you click!	Funny Robots can't act: the Pulp Fiction edition.	Ouch This video is part chick fight, part terrible injury.
Games Help a polar bear destroy Sarah Palin-protected oil rigs.	Steamy The best of the best of super hottie Gisele Bundchen.	Stupid Nancy Grace sucks at everything…including Jeopardy!.
TV Michael Phelps just hosted SNL, so who are the five best athletes to ever do the same?	Nerdy Star Wars toys that unintentionally look like other celebs.	Bikini Kristen Bell in swimwear from the set of Heroes.
Funny This guy should've known better asking for help on the Internet.	Cool Sneak a peek at the Indiana Jones sequel's crystal skulls.	Sexy Yet another Heather Graham girl-on-girl kiss scene.
Funny An epic battle of cat vs. printer.	Rosario Dawson She's totally Dawsome.	Cool Watch Hotel Chevalier for free!
Crazy Woman gets jailed for wearing short shorts to court	Girls Erica Campbell is smoking in a sexy black getup.	Cute Get ready for Halloween with Natalia Bush's skull bikini.
Girls The 10 hottest ESPN reporters.	Babes French bombshell Aurelie Claudel shows you why she makes a living off her looks.	Navi Rawat The NUMB3R that comes to our mind is 10.
Music Top 10 fictitious bands.	Babes Imagine yourself with Imogen Thomas.	Wow Roadside bombs ain't nothing to mess with.
Sports One of the coolest tackles you'll ever see.	Ouch We're pretty sure this dude didn't get laid that night.	Girls Trishelle Cannatella is sexier than your average reality TV star.
St. Louis Rams Cheerleaders Is that a Bulger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see them?	Hot Ali Landry working the bikini for the camera.	Viscious Ten wild animal fights.
Funny King Tut writes in The Onion, "Hey, where did all my stuff go?"	Tasty Kelly Brook makes us want to join a yacht club.	Kaley Cuoco She's a KC masterpiece.
Natasha Alam She's not one of the usual Uzbeks.	Babes Alina Vacariu's lingerie makes Romania proud (and us happy).	Awesome Homemade water slides are by far the best kind.
Games 19-year-old arrested for copying GTA, beating up prostitutes.	Sexy Almudena Fernandez is one spicy señorita.	Sad Even more Oscar De La Hoya images.
Video Little kids reenact the opening scene of The Big Lebowski.	Awesome A look at Bob Knight's best sound bites as his final send-off.	Awesome Jerry Seinfeld is set to guest star on 30 Rock.
Contest Have you gone from clean cut to beer gut? Then win stuff!	Hot Italian sexpot Laura Torrisi very scantily clad.	Hilarious If soccer had more of this, we'd watch more often.
Weird Star Wars condoms. Whoever decided on this cross promotion doesn't know their target audience too well.	Silly Making weapons at home is dangerous (and hilariously awesome).	Hot Bar Refaeli is our favorite Israeli eye candy.
Crazy These coffins say a lot. You know, because the people inside can't.	Funny The Conan-Colbert feud spills into an all-out brawl.	Babes Kristin Cavallari bikini pics from the set of her new movie.
Erin McKinnon Our incumbent Hotties winner knows how to energize the base.	Wow This has to be the ballsiest pull-up of all time.	Sexy Tammin Sursok is ready for bed.
Video Real live English blokes tell you how to defend yourself in a pub brawl.	Cool A comprehensive look at nudity in video games.	Erica Durance Take a trip down Lois Lane.
Sports Other athletes who should've worn their nicknames on their jerseys.	Sarah Mutch This Guess? girl has dominant jeans.	Jackass Kanye West is the number one human being.
Girls The 44 lovely ladies of Entourage.	Girls Mandy Moore looking good on the red carpet.	Ouch Backyard wrestling never gets old.
Kaitlin Olson Take a sip of It's Always Sunny's Dee.	Nice We're ready for Gisele Bundchen to pay up on her Super Bowl bet.	Hot Elena Santarelli is a beautiful bella.
Movies The eight best one-punch knockouts in movie history.	Olivia Wilde Take a walk on the Wilde side.	Movies Is Jessica Biel going to be Wonder Woman?
Funny Co-eds caught digging deep for team spirit while catching college football game.	Sexy Lucy Pinder was born to wear a bikini.	Sexy Gemma Atkinson is all wet.
Stuff Gizmodo's list of biggest, smallest, fastest, and most expensive possible purchases.	Babes Imogen Bailey is easy on the eyes.	Funny Yet another "Don't Tase me, bro!" remix.
Girls Some of the best from the 2008 VMA red carpet.	Girls Elisha Cuthbert always satisfies.	Awesome Classic Colbert from Exit 57.
Cheerleaders Who's hotter? The girls of the NCAA or NFL?	Interesting Think Britney and Paris invented Hollywood scandal? Think again!	Games Which Heroes character are you?
Movies A possible return of The Ghostbusters could be in the works.	WTF? This is what it's like to fly the very friendly skies.	Naked PETA has been sexy for a long time.
Funny Brett Favre getting that retirement itch again.	Ouch This skateboard prodigy lands the "board-in-the-ass" trick!	Steamy Louise Glover is a British beauty.
Video Boxer gives a kiss, then gets it right in the kisser.	Funny Take a moment to enjoy mother nature's other, darker side.	B-List Look back at Vanilla Ice's career in a matter of minutes.
Games New combo guitar for Wii plays nuetral in the battle of the (virtual) bands.	Stupid Don't ever steal this guy's cheeseburger.	Hot Daniela Pestova likes being in her underwear.
Summer Glau Anyone else feel like doing the robot?	Hot A sexy collection of Emmanuelle Chriqui photos.	Brutal Maybe that kid in Florida had reason to scream like a girl.
Washington Redskins Cheeleaders Vote for something in Washington that truly matters.	Sexy Yamila Diaz's collection of bikini photos will start your week off right.	WTF? Who cares about overtime—let's talk about Britney!
Ouch When football celebrations go wrong.	Hot Moran Atias has no problems wearing little clothing.	Cleavage Maria Grazia Cucinotta shows off her assets.
NFL Rudi Johnson stole Tatum Bell's roster spot. So Bell stole Johnson's luggage.	Girls Cleavage is one of the upsides of Jessica Alba's pregnancy.	Sexy Veronika Varekova is a blonde bombshell.
Sports Top 10 NFL storylines for 2008.	Sexy Mafalda Pinto showing off her nice body.	Bikini Head for the beach with Kelly Brook.
Fight Little guy knocks out bigger bully in one punch.	Babes Check out the hottest ladies Lithuania has to offer.	Carmen Electra The hottest Carmen denominator.
Awesome Terminator vs. Robocop vs. Predator. A pretty solid mashup.	Joanna Garcia Go Jo!	Games Guess the celebrity thong.
NCAA Football USC is the new No. 1, but who's got the best mascot?	Dumbass Hitting a cop over the head with a cane is a bad idea?	Ouch One of the best reasons adults don't belong on playgrounds.
Girls Do you know who Michelle Hunziker is? You will after seeing her beach photos.	Awesome Sarah Silverman has a secret for Jimmy Kimmel.	Painful Proof that water isn't needed for an awesome belly flop.
Games GTA inspires 11 year old to rescue parents from flipped vehicle.	Funny Taser videos are always fun, especially when people make crazy noises.	Girls Melyssa Ford showing her wild side.
Becki Newton We'd love to test Newton's laws of motion.	WTF? This is an interesting psych-out tactic.	Ouch This looks like a lot of fun, except for the end, of course.
Election Take a flashback to 1988 when Sarah Palin was Sarah Heath and doing... sports highlights!?!?	Wow This guy makes Def Leppard's drummer look bad.	U.S.A! How Americans see the rest of the world.
Video Amazing water display in Japan.	Hot Pamela David is our new Argentinean obsession.	Seriously? Do we really need another American Pie?
Laura Prepon We're prepondering not doing any other work today.	Awful NFL teams make terrible rap songs.	Cool It hurts even more to lose in real life Donkey Kong.
Cool Pool + basketball hoop + WAY too much free time = This video.	Wow Word of warning: Don't piss off Chris Berman.	Sexy Spend some time with Bianca Gascoigne.
Girls Leryn Franco definitly won the 2008 Olympic gold medal for hotness.	Ouch We guess this motorcyclist thought those white barriers were made of cotton.	Silly Why do people ads in look like they're farting?
TV The 10 hottest girls to appear on reality shows.	Smoking Azusa Yamamoto is Japan's sexiest export.	Hot Tiffany Lang will make your Monday much better.
Crazy Fans attack smart-mouthed MMA fighter. Who would've ever thought that could happen?	Lame Having a personal helicopter isn't nearly as cool as it sounds.	Awesome Darth Vader plays the blues.
Movies Max Payne trailer doesn't look half bad.	Funny Who wants to move to Dildo?	Katherine Heigl This doctor makes our fever worse.
Terrible Facebook the movie? Just kill us now.	Girls Avril Lavigne is showing off her swimsuit yet again.	Neat 20 awesome condoms your should try out.
Crazy What Michael Jackson would've looked like at 50 without plastic surgery.	Sexy Enjoy a few shots of Noemie Lenoir in her underwear.	Outtakes More classic cartoon overdubbing, this time featuring Thundercats.
Funny Mortal Kombat gets a little... well... gay.	Babes Fernanda Mello shows off a few of her favorite bikinis.	Funny Casino meets Sesame Street.
Really? Stephen Colbert does a whippet on national television.	NFL Cheerleaders Gimme an "H"! Gimme an "O"! Gimme a "T"!	Silly The "Will It Blend?" guy's first real challenge: Chuck Norris.
Girls Blake Lively forgot her pants.	Fernanda Romero Eye love you.	WTF? An interesting parody of Memento.
Cerina Vincent Cerinity now!	Funny "Dramatic lemur" puts that chipmunk to shame.	Quiz Test your masturbation IQ.
Elizabeth Masucci She's the Harvard of hotness.	Wow Ever wonder what a near-death experience looks like?	Girls Spend a day at the beach with Kelly Brook.
Carmen Electra We always knew she was a parody girl.	Awesome The idea of a cheeseburger in a can makes us very happy.	Babes Cora Skinner lives up to her name.
Funny Oh, Nickelback. Pretty much all you're good for anymore are parodies.	Yeah! If you're not pumped after this speech, you need to curse more.	Hot Isabelli Fontana is Brazil's latest bombshell.
Movies Eight fictional prisoners that would make for okay cellmates.	Hot Emanuela de Paula is Victoria's Secret's latest find.	Naked Alicia Silverstone takes it all off for PETA.
Lame What's the worst sports-related song of all time? Here's a start.	Girls Be on the lookout for Padma Lakshmi covered in chocolate!	Sexy Say yes to Yesica Toscanini.
Music Katy Perry gets her breasts plastered.	Ouch Heard the phrase "Mess with the bull, get the horns?" Apparently he didn't.	Ali Larter Dip your fish stick in some zesty Larter sauce.
Sports The 10 best football players turned wrestlers.	Sexy Natalie Denning's skimpy photo shoot is awesome.	Videos The best the Internet has to offer in one place.
DMX Rapper directs F-bomb at judge after being denied bail.	Babes Karolina Kurkova is smoking, even in black and white.	Douche We're glad he Tasered you, bro!
Games Jesus rocks! No. Seriously. You can play Christian Guitar Hero and find out for yourself.	Steamy Imogen Bailey shows you how they wear bikinis Down Under.	Hot Say hello again to Sophie Howard.
Crazy 10 most insane referee attacks in sports history.	Games This is the most maddening waste of time ever.	Hilarious Everyone needs to harden up.
Sports The top 10 cursed pro football positions.	Alicja Bachleda She's bringing sexy Bachleda.	Girls Zoe Saldana is playing Lt. Uhura in the new Star Trek movie.
Funny The Terror of Tiny Town is an all-midget western, and soon to be your favorite movie.	Painful One of the more elaborate ways we've seen to ruin testicles.	Yummy Dusty Moyle is extra lusty.
Vanessa Minnillo Think of her as FEMA for your eyes in this week's Disaster Movie.	Music Ever wondered what Van Halen's "Runnin' With the Devil" would sound like a cappella?	Sexy Emilia Attias is the reason it's so hot in Argentina.
Sports The five worst NBA Dunk Contest dunks of all time.	Idiot How do you grow up not knowing that cutting a power cord is a bad idea?	Bikini Pamela Anderson is still rocking her bikini bod.
Cameron Diaz If this is What Happens in Vegas, we want our fantasy draft weekend back.	Ouch Something tells us this trick was supposed to end differently.	Ouch The broken arm is bad, but the screaming is worse.
College The 28 most cliché dorm room posters. Freshmen take note!	Hot How can you say no to Holly Weber in lingerie?	Lame Rosie O'Donnell writes another of her crappy poems, this time to Oprah.
Crazy This dude loves his local weather man just a TAD too much.	Sexy There's nothing monstrous about Cloverfield's Odette Yustman.	Rose McGowan See the world through her-colored glasses.
Funny Hurricane bound for Texas slowed by large land mass to the south.	Babes Marissa Miller boxing in a sports bra? Yes, please!	Painful More proof that crime doesn't pay.
Video If you ever wondered why athletes wear cups, this is the exact reason.	Cheerleaders Let these girls and their pom-poms brighten your Wednesday.	TV The best of the best from the Maury show.
TV Kim Kardashian and Brooke Burke will soon be dancing around your TV screen wearing next to nothing.	Girls Japanese cutie Eriko Sato hangs around the house in her underwear.	Sexy Sofia Vergara is a South American sexpot.
Funny 12 movies made better by adding the World's Fastest Man.	Painful 10 journalists who've taken a beating in pursuit of their story.	Girls Yet another batch of awesome Jennifer Ellison bikini pics.
Anna Faris Hurry—this House Bunny will hop in and out of theaters fast!	Noureen DeWulf. She'll make you cry DeWulf.	Yummy A few more bikini pics of super-sexy Camilla Alves.
Girls The ten hottest new women of TV.	Ouch It takes more talent than you know to be a table dancer.	Hot Tiffany Toth is a blonde bombshell you should get to know.
Olympics A recap of the Summer Games as they occured in LEGO world.	WTF? Who says old ladies can't bust a move.	Awesome Tracy Morgan is amazing.
Lindsey Kraft There's a lot of art to this Kraft.	Stupid Only the cool kids buy their marijuana from a vending machine.	Ouch Who says wrestlers are "professionals"?
Games Forget the All-Madden team, try to beat the All-Super Tecmo Bowl team!	Hot French cutie Clara Morgane will set your screen on fire.	Funny Someone really wants people to stop illegal downloading.
Speed First was Michael Phelps vs. Aquaman, but what about Usain Bolt vs. The Flash?	Girls Susan Ward displays some of the finer points of the bikini.	Cute Jarah Mariano is pretty in pink.
Sports The 20 funniest/dumbest athlete quotes.	How? How do douche bags land hotties like Cora Skinner?	Cool Every office needs at least one of these.
Katharine McPhee It just McPheels right.	Sexy Trista Rehn-Sutter is rocking a sexy white bathing suit.	Marley Shelton MS? Word!
Movies The Dark Knight's entire script available online.	Whoops At least he got everyone's attention before making an ass of himself.	Girls We're still waiting for Irina Voronina to move next door to us.
Weird What the hell kind of children's book is this?	Babes Candice Swanepoel walking the runway in a bikini.	Funny Lottery tickets are hysterical.
Emma Stone Public, get ready for a Stoning!	Funny What if Glengarry Glen Ross was a movie about tourette's?	Sexy Olga Kurylenko will make Ukraine your neck.
Ouch One video, 20 great gymnastic crashes.	Whoops At least this motorcyclist missed the car!	Awesome We don't remember swings like this on our playground.
Funny Take a sip from the Absolut Galifianakis martini.	Cool And we thought we were the only ones with Christopher Walken tattoos.	Silly We bet this pervy weatherman has been in at least two sexual harassment battles.
Music Share a drink with Booka Shade.	Amazing Good luck guessing the celebrities represented by these terrible wax likenesses.	Bikini Selita Ebanks is a delicious little snack.
Fun Everyone's favorite pasttime: Name that disease!	Babes Elisabetta Gregoraci is spicier than an Italian sausage.	Amazing They hired a drill sergeant to get the work done at the North Pole.
Olympics BBC reporter gets mobbed by fans thinking he's Michael Phelps.	Badass The greatest knife scenes in movie history.	Painful When a fun summer activity goes very, very wrong.
Funny What would your 1958 yearbook photo look like? See yourself through the years at Yearbook Yourself.	Blake Lively Dude, we are so Blaked right now.	Hot Doutzen Kroes is much prettier than her name.
Deanna Russo Now riding shotgun in the new Knight Rider.	Girls April Scott will mesmerize you.	Babe Alessandra Ambrosio looks just as good off the runway.
Sports Michael Phelps inspires the question: Who's the world's greatest all-around athlete?	Hot Maria Sharapova is superhot, and she wins tournaments.	Lindsey Hager We're serving up Hager bombs!
Ridiculous Don't watch it all unless you love NBA theme song jam sessions, but John Tesh's message to himself is priceless!	Funny Every hidden camera prank is made better with the addition of boobs.	KO One of the occupational hazards of being a boxing referee.
Movies LOTR nerds-er, sorry-fans take note: Writing for The Hobbit films has begun.	Cool Does GTA IV's gunslinger stack up against other Slavic badasses?	Hot Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend is a looker.
Fantasy Football Missed your girl's birthday for a draft? Buy her a Women Against Fantasy Sports shirt, share a laugh, then go hit that waiver wire!	Movies The new Bond movie has its official title.	Lingerie Gemma Atkinson gives you a tour of her underwear drawer.
Funny Highlights from the Roast of Bob Saget.	Silly This is what happens when frat boys are allowed to breed.	Steamy Jessica Cirio shows off the luckiest piece of ribbon on earth.
Music 20 worst cover songs of all time.	Hot You know you want to look at Keeley Hazell in her underwear!	Funny Mozart was kinky.
Anna Kournikova She's grand slammin'.	Girls Luli Fernandez might just set your screen on fire.	Games See if you can identify the botched celebrity plastic surgery.
Olympics 11 sports feats that rival Phelps' eight gold medals.	Sexy Julieta Prandi's photos are just dandy.	Silly This kid's going to be a star.
Games New Tomb Raider: Underworld trailer.	Bikini Get a sneak preview of the Miss America swimsuit competition.	Interesting The 40 nerdiest real names of musicians.
Funny Ernest Borgnine's key to a long, healthy life. As if you needed another reason...	Awesome This is the kind of political debate we can get behind.	Terrible And we thought Dane Cook couldn't get any worse.
Funny The eight most awkward childhood moments.	Funny Jerry O'Connell actually does a pretty good Tom Cruise.	Frightening The scariest thing we've ever seen.
Weird The world's strangest vending machines.	Painful At least by breaking his arm he got a reaction from the crowd.	Sexy Krystal Forscutt is worth a few minutes of your time.
Natalie Coughlin Baby got backstroke.	Julie Benz Guess sexy isn't a casualty of war.	Filthy A quick, catchy rundown of vulgar vocabulary.
Crazy A giant propane explosion in Toronto.	Babes Federica Fontana must not like wearing clothes.	Myth Buster A dumb ass proves that, unlike in Mary Poppins, umbrellas can't make you fly.
Games According to Kellog's, Wii makes your heart stronger.	Movies J.J. Abrams' viral obsession has taken over Star Trek.	Mika Combs She´s totally guitarded!
Sports Some of the greatest sports dream jobs.	Babes We could watch Rachel Bilson pose for photos all day.	Hot Karolina Kurkova is a Czech cutie.
Sports Five most significant technical innovations in sports.	Amanda Bynes We wanted Amanda Hugginkiss, but this is way better!	Ace Lucy Pinder makes tennis sexy.
Interesting Think being married to a porn star would be cool? Not so much.	Bikini Kim Kardashian puts her body to work for Travis Barker's clothing line.	Awesome The Minnesota Toe Licker has the greatest mug shot ever.
Movies Seven film faliures that killed studios.	Hot Josie Maran puts the "super" in supermodel.	Girls Morgan Kennedy is on fire.
Amy Smart Now putting in pretty face time in the movie Mirrors.	Girls Blondeshell Michelle Marsh in various states of undress.	Weird Need a date (or a wife)?
Awesome The 10 most gruesome sci-fi death sports.	Painful The best of the best in wedgie videos.	Funny The Dutch teach their kids the important lessons early.
Cool Make your face out of manga.	Ouch The rare (but awesome) double-face-plant!	Whiner Kanye West is such a baby.
Paula Patton So nice you'll see her twice!	Funny If this b-baller is on your team, who else do you need?	Jodi Lyn O'Keefe Suddenly prison sex doesn't sound so bad.
Olympics Michael Phelps vs. Aquaman: SI has the tale of the tape.	Whoops How did Tobey Maguire beat out this Spidey?	Babe You should really Czech out Alena Seredova.
Funny Google StreetView captures drunk guy passed out on lawn.	Hot Luisana Lopilato looks great in colorful bikinis.	Girls Elisha Cuthbert is back to being sexy after dumping her dude.
Cool Ten of the best commercials by movie directors.	Babes Elena Santarelli's photos will warm up your Wednesday.	Hot Imogen Thomas is a British beauty.
Candy The 10 most delicious extinct treats from the '80s.	Sexy Czech out Daniela Pestova's steamy collection of photos.	Flabby The greatest fat people moments caught on film.
Batman Robert Downey Jr. criticizes The Dark Knight.	Bikini Roselyn Sanchez takes a stroll in her bathing suit.	Yummy A fine collection of sexy Nina Moric pics.
Cool Five of the greatest college pranks of all time.	Girls Petra Nemcova in lingerie! How can you resist?	Wrong This guy takes a prank war to a whole new level.
Sad Stuart Scott karaokes 90s hit song "I'll Be." Boo-Ya!	Packers Bikini Girls We had to go Favre to track down these girls.	Weird And you thought your kid was special when he learned to walk a few months early.
Awesome Ice skating monkeys. Need we say more?	Hilarious Conan and Colbert have started the funniest feud of all time.	Sad This Britney Spears fan is deeply devoted…and hilarious.
Girls Sexy French newscaster Melissa Theuriau can interupt our regularly scheduled broadcast anytime.	Funny The most overly dramatic running scenes ever.	Sexy Michelle Marsh needs your help finding her shirt.
Jessica Stroup Stroup, there it is!	Awesome Wikipedia brings you a list of all the cleverly named sex positions.	Games See if you can match the medication with the unwanted side effects.
Vegas The 12 worst people to gamble with in Sin City.	Games Match the celeb with their tattoo.	Awesome This pooch is enjoying the "dog days" of summer.
Funny In honor of Bush's beach volleyball photo, some of the best non-photoshopped images of our President.	Sexy Rihanna is all wet and topless.	Dangerous A compilation of jackasses with flamethrowers.
Sports Twenty-five must-see YouTube sports videos.	Stupid We could watch these bug fights all day.	Trailers Get another (and more brutal) look at John Rambo.
Toys These 10 fat figurines could use more action in their figure.	Babes Miss Coed of the Year will make you want to go back to school.	Sincere Perhaps the best apology ever.
Eliza Dushku She's our secret crushku.	Whoops Hope the new house Extreme Makeover builds her has lots of ramps.	Funny Since it's an Emmy-winning video, watch "Dick in a Box" again.
Movies The 11 most bizarre Quentin Tarantino moments.	Hot Spend a few sexy moments with Louise Glover.	Hot Brande Roderick wearing very little clothing.
Games Meet the new Lara Croft.	Yummy Yesica Toscanini is Argentina's latest beautiful export.	Sexy Jennifer Ellison will always be our favorite English muffin.
Politics What do all of the candidates for the presidency drive?	Girls Melissa Satta is showing off her beach body.	Cool The official Iron Man has finally been released.
Games The top 25 phobias in video games.	Awesome Porn stars love video games!	Michelle Ryan Official winner of the arms (and legs) race.
Alexis Bledel Sure this isn't The Sisterhood of the Tightening Pants?	Wow Ready to see perhaps the biggest mouth ever?	Girls A look at all the ladies from this year's VMAs.
Sports Breaking: Favre demands trade to '96 Packers.	Sophia Bush Bush's approval rating just went up 80 points.	Girls All of the Man Show's "Household Hints From Adult Stars."
Funny Kid beats the system, climbs inside a crane game and plays with toys.	Amazing This is the most awesome toy we've ever seen!	Neat This could quickly become our favorite video game.
Film The top 10 most anticipated movies of 2009.	Sexy There's nothing cold about Lisa Snowdon.	Funny A decent parody of "Hey There, Delilah".
Funny Twenty-five must-see sports videos.	Nice Kim Smith gives you a guided tour of her lingerie drawer.	Cute Georgia Horsley is Miss England 2007.
Movies Brad Pitt signs on for Tarantino's WWII project.	Babes Nina Moric steams up the beach.	Hot Norkys Batista is muy caliente.
Music The 50 sexiest music videos of all time.	Girls Scarlett Johansson wants to sing you to sleep.	Sexy Fernanda Lima is a Brazilian bombshell.
Amber Heard She's da bong, yo!	Silly Forget Guitar Hero—give the roadies a game!	Vanessa Marcil Now appearing at the Hairy Palms casino!
Funny Gilbert Gottfried at Bob Saget's roast: "Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar..."	Hot British beauty Leilani Dowding isn't wearing many clothes.	Stupid TV Obsessions transform into really bad tattoos.
Cool Herbie, KITT, the DeLorean, and 47 more of the most famous cars ever.	Laura Prepon Give this LP a spin.	Bikini Natalia Paris showing off some sexy swimwear.
Sexy Football season is close. Here are the 10 hottest movie & TV cheerleaders.	Whoops Diane Keaton drops the F-bomb on Good Morning America.	Awesome An amazing look at the people who've made the internet a better place.
Games The lamest video game endings ever.	Awesome Some kids don't give a shit about being responsible.	Wow This is one of the craziest car rolls we've ever seen.
Sports Some of the worst seats from stadiums around MLB.	Cool Poor Hitler finally deals with the news that HD-DVD is losing.	Intense This baby could probably kill you.
Madden 20 years of covers from football's greatest series.	Funny Tracy Morgan continues his march toward becoming the best (or worst) interview ever.	Funny Somebody vacuumed up Chewbacca!
Sexy The 21 hottest scenes in television history.	Hot Enjoy the great outdoors with Hollie Bowerman.	Ouch What did the lifeguard say about running in the pool area?
Funny Elvis gets arrested at a Cubs game.	Whoops A nice collection of catwalk wipeouts.	Stupid A few tips to improve your bedroom behavior.
Heather Graham Computer running low on Graham? Click here!	Girls Whatever Sophie Anderton is selling, we're buying.	Awesome Get inspired with the greatest sports movie theme songs of all time.
Blake Lively She's pretty much our favorite adverb.	Sad A graphical representation of the news coverage devoted to Paris, Britney, and Lindsay.	Hot Keeley Hazell never disappoints.
Funny Man dials 9-1-1, complains his sub has no sauce.	Nice This is one massive hockey brawl.	Sexy Emmanuelle Vaugier was meant to wear a bikini.
Sports Seven athletes and their trainwreck celebrity doppelgangers.	Sexy Holly Brisley (and her bikini) is the latest wonder from Down Under.	Girls Natalie Mesa Bush appeals to red and blue states.
Girls We're totally mad for January Jones.	Babes Sexy Roxanne will help cleanse your Pallet.	Nice This scene of this weekend's Shoot 'Em Up is worth the price of admission.
Awesome Guy displays beer launcher on Letterman.	Great An awesome little ditty, "99 Words for Boobs."	Twins The Marchant sisters are double fun!
Crazy Crazy lady sees rainbow, smells government conspiracy.	Yummy A collection of Sasha Basta's sexiest photo shoots.	Girls Make every day a little sexier with the Hollyoaks calendar.
Sports 10 events to add to the Olympics.	Dumb Ass What will this tattoo-happy Patriots fan do when Tom Brady retires?	Nice Pamela Anderson still looks good in a bikini.
Avril Lavigne We like a girl with a little punk in her trunk.	Odette Yustman We're up to our necks in 'Dette.	Penelope Cruz Spanish for "Penelope Crooze."
Cool Skateboarders attack an abandoned water park.	Girls This former Miss Australia must've soared in the swimsuit competition.	Gore Here's a teaser for the latest Saw bloodbath.
GTA 4 Thai guy recreates scene, commits murder, gets game pulled from shelves.	Nice A field guide to buying lingerie, featuring tons of hot models.	Sexy Jennifer Hawkins has something to show you.
Comic Con Triumph the Insult Comic dog descends on the nerd-dom.	Sexy Juliana Martins is the latest eye candy from the Brazilian beauty factory.	Bikini Eva Longoria has a great beach bod.
Funny This Wheel of Fortune player needs to go back to third grade.	Steamy Motocross hottie Erin Normoyle will kick-start your Thursday.	Ouch Even old men face-plant every now and then.
Cool The only FAA certified stunt helicopter pilot in the country.	Hot Jessica Kramer shows us the sexier side of business attire.	Hot You should get to know Yesica Toscanini.
Sports Sports Illustrated's five worst trades of all time.	Babes Rachel Bilson's sexy new photos make us feel patriotic.	Scratching Look for this cat in a club near you.
Funny The Beijing Olympics: Are they a trap? They have dragons you know.	Ouch Is nearly breaking your neck the new way to celebrate a dunk?	Wow Drag racing is all fun and exciting until this happens.
Nuts Cubs fans hospitalize Brewers fan who threw Red Bull at their bus.	Painful When trying a ridiculous stunt, always plan for a landing pad that's large enough.	Insensitive Apparently, she thinks celebrities attempting suicide is funny.
Movies 10 memorable film deaths by non-memorable characters.	Funny Tom Cruise's most hilarious moments.	Sexy Spend a few minutes with Hanna Hilton.
Girls Blake Lively: We love the dress.	Lois Griffin Show us, Lois!	Nice Jelena Jensen really makes us want to go camping.
Movies Possible Venom spin-off movie? Can't wait for the symbiote dance scene!	Yuck The least sexy nude scenes of all time.	Hot Lisa Marie Scott proves bathrooms can be sexy.
Sports How would the Bucs, Jets, Vikings, or Packers do with Favre? Madden 09 find out.	Linda Cardellini We're 10 minutes to al dente.	Ouch This guy is graceful…and stupid.
Crazy Kung Fu and wheelchairs don't seem to go together... Until now.	Cheerleaders So this is why the Celtics are playing so well this year…	Bikini Vanessa Hudgens heats up the beach.
Leslie Bibb Now looking deliciously well done in The Midnight Meat Train.	Babes Take a roll in the sand with these wet and wild Sasha Basta photos.	Gross Ohio State fans are dedicated, but they also reek.
Sports The 50 hottest female golfers of all time.	Hot Feeling blue? Jennifer Walcott will cheer you up.	Whoops Jerry Lewis must've forgotten he was on TV.
Video Bowser's minions put their foot down.	Girls Nicky Watson was born to wear a bathing suit.	Funny Things have changed since the last time we watched Jewelry TV!
Funny Eight people who will ruin your house party.	Sexy Do you really need an excuse to look at Giselle Bundchen in a bikni?	Awesome Upsetting Michigan isn't the only great thing App State's ever done.
Sports The 10 best blunders in Olympic history.	Isla Fisher She makes us very excite!	Michaela Conlin We've got a bone to pick with her.
Girls 12 actresses who would have made great NFL cheerleaders.	Awesome The coolest hockey fan of the day.	Rocking Phil Collins will bring out the animal in you.
Movies In case you're interested, the new Harry Potter trailer.	Funny Warning: Never go on a safari with a horny elephant.	Obvious Did we really need a study to prove that guys like hot women?
Maria Bello Look out Bello!	Ouch Cheerleader tops the pyramid, then face-plants.	Cheerleaders The Cleveland Cavaliers cheer squad is about to get much sexier.
Ashanti Last names are for ugly people.	Brutal The rare (but awesome) "knockout" punch.	Dumbass Who Wants to Be a Millionaire reveals idiots worldwide.
Ridiculous Dozens blinded looking for Virgin Mary in the sun. No, it's not an Onion link.	WTF? Exploding bee testicles and other ridiculous animal mating habits.	Funny Hey, polar bears need their alone time, too!
Games Halo's Spartans giving it to each other Lancer-style.	Silly If cow's drink milk straight from the "carton", why can't we?	Eva Longoria The best score of Tony Parker's career.
Girls Lingerie-clad Italians play human tetris.	Funny Mechanical rides are teaching kids new things every day.	Weird A guide to toilet training your cat.
Movies The evolution of the fight scene.	Awesome We like "writer's strike" Conan even better than the old Conan.	Eloquent She must have been one of Miss South Carolina's idols.
Sports The top 20 baseball quotes of all time.	Movies If you saw One Missed Call this weekend, you should've read Rotten Tomatoes first.	Shocking Two of our favorite things - Tasers and girls in underwear.
Girls Our No. 1 hottest tennis player, Ana Ivanovic, spotted in a bikini.	Cool Put on your headphones and be amazed by this auido illusion.	Sexy Carolina Ardohain is an Argentinian angel.
Games Watch a demo of Scorpion fighting Superman, and Batman vs. Sub Zero.	Hot Reon Kadena's looks are deadlier than a samaurai.	Hot Jennifer Ellison has a really nice tan.
Rhona Mitra It's your lucky Doomsday.	Sexy Miss Razinn's bikini shots are Dyna-mite!	Girls Lauren Conrad taking to the beach…again.
Crazy Seven burgers that will make your left arm tingle in delight.	Leggy Victoria Silvstedt is showing off her walking sticks.	Explosion An awesome explosion from the set of The Dark Knight.
Weird News Man steals buses, drives routes, returns them at night.	Lena Headey Baby's got (I'll be) back.	Girls We can't understand her, but we know the weather forecast is HOT!
Sports The five most unforgettable sports brawls.	Girls Joanna Krupa in her skivvies is a great Monday pick-me-up.	Awesome That's what we call a news flash!
Saffron Burrows We dig her.	Babes Janin Reindhart has band practice in her underwear.	Odd An amazingly awkward Finnish cover of "YMCA."
Baseball Amazing glove flip and bare-handed grab for an out.	Mischa Barton It's a pleasure to Mischa.	Wow Enjoy some of this guy's fancy fingerwork.
Movies The new Punisher movie looks insanely violent.	Sexy Silvia Shon has a Tomb Raider complex, but that's fine by us.	Cheerleaders Take a look at the NFL's sexiest pom-poms.
Funny This attempt at street magic goes horribly wrong.	Girls How about a little Kristen Bell for the weekend?	Hooters Images from the restaurant's annual bikini pageant.
Games New details on Mortal Kombat 9.	Babes Cindy Taylor in a collection of sexy swimwear.	Sexy Catrinel Menghia is Romania's hottest export.
Funny TV reporter keeps saying "glory hole."	Nice American Psycho as a romantic comedy.	Nice An awesome (and wonderfully bouncy) British spoof of Baywatch.
Cool The world's most amazing ghost towns.	Steamy A hot blonde in fishnets? Yes, please!	Yummy Bonnie-Jill Laflin will make your monitor sweat.
Ouch These rugby hits make football players look like pansies.	Flabby The 10 greatest Internet videos featuring fat people.	Hot Keely Hazell looking as sexy as ever.
Funny Top 10 DUI test videos.	Caliente Isabel Madow heats things up south of the border.	Ivanka Trump We're ready for our private meeting.
Funny A collection of hilarious test answers.	Ouch Is this the latest skateboard trick?	Nerdy A Mario theme song video to end all Mario theme song videos.
Gillian Anderson Let's get metaphysical!	Pwned Never turn your back on a donkey.	Funny Dr. Phil gets the experts to talk sex.
Girls Sports Illustrated Vs. Victoria's Secret. Everyone's a winner.	Silly Cartoon characters who were probably gay.	Hilarious A dog humps a bum on the sidewalk.
Sports A WNBA fight isn't nearly as interesting as it sounds.	Awesome 2Girls1Cup mania makes its way to personalized license plates.	Excited A video you probably won't be seeing from this year's Bill fans.
Crash Tour de France rider snaps his bike in two.	Hot This Aussie sensation is very McNaughty.	Aisha Tyler Finally, a Ping-Pong spokesperson sexier than Forrest Gump.
Ouch Guy gets blasted in the face by the rim of a bouncing low rider.	Wow Another local furniture commercial destined for greatness.	Girls Enjoy Audrina without having to actually watch The Hills.
January Jones It's the hottest January on record.	WTF? Forget Bloods and Crips—be on the lookout for lesbian gangs.	Cool An archive of all your favorite old-school video game music.
Cool Top six fight scenes of the past six years.	Babes Emma Frain has more than just a fresh face.	Hot Brande Roderick is a blonde bombshell.
Movies The first look at the Transformers sequel. (Don't get too excited it's just the logo.)	Chyler Leigh We prefer this Grey's anatomy.	Awesome Get psyched up for the new season of The Office!
Sports Know your favorite athlete's sexy wife.	Smoking See why Marisa Miller makes her living wearing bathing suits.	Sexy Estefania Luyk makes us want to spend more time at the beach.
Interesting Guy loses a baseball bet and has to spend a week homeless.	Stupid It's not clear why he's jumping into a pine tree, but it sure is funny.	Ouch Pogo sticks are fun, especially when idiots use them to do backflips.
Funny Don't freestyle rap about Austin's mom.	Sexy Nadia Bjorlin is a luscious lady in red.	Hot Leticia Cline looking pretty in pink.
Funny Domino's is testing the limits of human consumption.	Ouch Call us crazy, but we don't think chins should be involved in a backflip.	Wow Looks like Frodo is having trouble finding work.
Awesome Purse snatcher gets the WWE treatment.	Girls Take a roll in the hay with Evelina Oboza.	Awesome Target proves that slides aren't just for kids.
Amanda Peet You look like you could use a swift Peeting.	Hmmm A, um, one-of-a-kind grooming product.	Abs Gwen Stefani has got an awesome bikini stomach.
Autumn Reeser Find her in the new Lost Boys DVD.	Sexy Miss Refaeli always raises the Bar.	Look-alike This Lindsay Lohan wannabe is worth a look.
Games New Sonic game is official.	Games "Snipe Drunken Waldo." This ain't a kid's game anymore.	Girls A site dedicated to the beautiful fans of SEC football.
TV The best fights of reality television.	Stupid Luckily, these dumb asses won't be able to breed more idiots.	Vroom! NASCAR gets what it's always been missing—cheerleaders.
Cool Man on Wire looks like a documentary we might not sleep through.	Unbelievable The amazing thing about this crash video isn't the crash!	Sexy You can never have too much Jessica Alba.
Funny Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship Sesame Street edition.	Wow Good luck to the new American Gladiators contenders on breaking this record.	Supermodel Jessiann Gravel Beland is easy on the eyes.
Sports The 10 wimpiest team names.	Babes Go nuts for Jennifer Ellison.	Funny Match.com for nerds.
Kat Von D Tat's what we're talking about!	Hot Alison Armitage is one hot English muffin.	Hayden Panettiere Give us an H–O–T!
Sports The NFL incarnations of Batman villains. Yup, even the sports links are Dark Knight related.	Girls Emma Blocksage has the body that sold 1,000 corsets.	Babe Aria Giovani heats up the sand.
Cool 15 different ways the movies have destroyed New York City.	Bonnie Somerville Welcome to Somerville. Population: Hotmillion!	Michele Merkin Our favorite hostess since the Twinkie.
Batman The many faces of The Joker.	Naughty Megan Fox really, really likes sex.	Yummy Abigail Clancy is lovely in black leather.
MMA Fighter gets knocked out by a cartwheel.	Ouch Wonder how much he paid for that bike?	Science The world's finest prove T-Rex could outrun David Beckham.
Maggie Gyllenhaal Check out this lady of the Knight.	Hot Petra Nemcova is lovely in lingerie.	Sexy Emilie de Ravin isn't wearing any clothes.
Funny Andy Dick's mug shot is almost as scary as the thought of him groping you.	Girls Kim Kardashian's sister Kourtney's not too bad to look at, either.	Classic Chris Walken's centaur interview SNL sketch.
Sports Topless woman provides most exciting moment of Blue Jays' season.	Aisha Tyler We've never been more Aishamed.	Funny A blindfolded fat person is guranteed halftime entertainment!
Funny 17 mug shots featuring wonderfully ironic T-shirts.	Silly Dr. Evil at age 2.	Wow And you thought your morning commute was crowded!
Girls Gisele Bundchen in the most strategically torn denim in history.	Games It's time for another round of "Whose Boobs?"	Hot Summer Altice is as steamy as the season she's named after.
Amanda Seyfried Skip to the best part of Mamma Mia! here.	Wow Should you laugh at midget rodeo? You be the judge.	Score! Nothing like a friendly game of all-female beach soccer to sell a product.
Movies The new Spirit looks like a super-sexy Sin City.	Tasty Alexandra Adi wants to show you her bathing suits.	Jenna Fischer The biggest hit in figure skating since Tonya Harding.
Batman A complete rundown of the Dark Knight viral marketing campaign—connecting the two movies.	Sexy Aida Yespica is extra spicy.	Babe Giorgia Palmas is hotter than Italian sausage.
Lucky Guy's trailer brings down ATM overhang and nearly kills him	Dumb Ass This goalkeeper is really good at his job.	Nude Jessica Biel's getting naked in her next film!
Funny The top 10 Will Ferrell movie scenes.	Babes Doutzen Kroes leaves nothing to doubt.	Sexy Lauren Pope likes to hang around in her underwear.
Katy Perry She kissed a girl so you don't have to!	Gina Carano She likes it rough.	Ouch Even professional athletes slam their faces every now and then.
Batman The Dark Knight meets Broadway. Well, meets a lonely Broadway wannabe with a lot of spare time.	Awkward Sometimes you should really stick to the teleprompter.	Cute Kim Smith models her lingerie drawer just for you!
Sexy Subway pole (or pool?) dancer arrested in Chile.	Babes Adele Silva is good as gold.	Crash What a waste of $39,000.
Beating Robber gets cooked by 17-year-old pizza place employee.	Cool Now this is the kind of sex PSA our kids need.	Dumbass Who says you can't have beauty and brains?
Kate Mara Train your eyes on this Transsiberia star.	Naughty Charlotte McKenna is wearing very little clothing.	Bully This video should give hope to anyone who's ever been picked on.
Cool All your favorite Nintendo scenes done with Legos.	Nice You haven't heard "Sweet Child O' Mine" until you've heard it on the sitar.	Hot Raica Oliveira will make you melt.
Olympics This Carl Lewis music video will leave you never wanting to watch track & field again.	Hot Lisa Marie Scott is looking devilishly sexy.	Smokin' Emily Scott wearing very little.
Games Kid recreates his school in CounterStrike. Gets arrested.	Girls Brooke Hogan steams up the gym.	Cutie We'd like to get to know Jarah Mariano a little better.
Funny 10 children's cartoons gone gangsta.	Funny TV is a better place with Conan O'Brien in it.	Funny SEC Football rivalries are learned at a very young age.
NFL What Brett Favre would look like quarterbacking one of the Packers' rivals.	Ouch This is why you don't look down the barrel of a potato gun.	Adrianne Palicki Forget Friday nights—we want Saturday morning.
Awesome New Radiohead video shot with lasers instead of cameras. Will melt your face!	Hot Check out Irina Sheik's sexiest underwear.	Bikini Jenny McCarthy enjoys the last days of summer on the beach.
Golf Girls Who knew the ladies of the links were so sexy?	Bling Hip-hop's most ridiculous chains.	Asshole Some of life's greatest lessons have to be learned the hard way.
Girls Delta Goodrem graces the pages of Blender.	Babes Rossella Brescia has us breathless.	Sex Match the awkward sex discussion with the sitcom on which it appeared.
Games Bad guys with stupid names.	WTF? This guy's tattoo should eat him.	Movies Watch the newest Hitman trailer!
Photo What happens when Iran's photoshop guy drinks too much coffee.	Ouch Who cares what he's doing? His failure is hilarious.	Nice Now that's some serious fantasy football!
Maggie Lawson Her show premiers Friday. Psych!–really, it's called Psych.	Badass Never underestimate the little guy.	Metroid This new Metroid 3 commercial makes us Wii ourselves.
Comics The 50 greatest characters.	Funny This is our favorite Google feature yet!	Racist Someone should've thought about this product name a little harder.
Interesting The top 10 rooftop bars in the world.	Sexy Holly Valance proves once again that we like what's down under.	Stampede! The fashion world just keepins giving PETA reasons to hate them.
Useful 10 signs it might be time to quit your job.	Nice The girls of Sunblock are Swedish sensations.	Sexy Ewa Sonnet is a seductress in black leather.
The National Lampoon Girls Thanks, Homo Erectus, for making the pun for us!	Girls Christina Milian's bikini shots will warm you up.	Moaning IP addresses have never sounded so sexy.
Funny Steven Tyler Laid Off From Aerosmith As Band's Jobless Rate Hits 20 percent.	Monica Bellucci Everybody wants to get lucci.	Hot Last year's Hottie winner Kerry Suseck is making the rounds.
Games Duke Nukem voice actor harasses people in Duke's voice.	Games Our favorite Internet pastime, "Boob Match!"	Wow Shouldn't the Rangers have just stopped swinging the bat at some point?
Girls Natasha Polevshchikova: Tough to pronounce; easy to look at.	Painful The nastiest mixed martial arts cuts.	Shocking We're thinking of buying our winter gloves early this year.
Games Will Dead Rising 2 be set in Sin City?	Babes Who knew a Spanish-Romanian mixture would be so hot?	Hilarious The funniest picture we have seen in a really long time.
Sara Paxton See more of Action Paxton in Superhero Movie, now on DVD.	Ouch And pulling a treadmill behind your car sounded like such a good idea…	Lingerie Rocio Guirao Diaz doesn't need to wear any clothes.
Funny Improv Everywhere sets up a human mirror on NYC subway.	Badass Some fighters kick ass, even when they're on their back.	Naughty Take a peek at Adele Silva inside her bedroom.
Fighting Who needs UFC when you have Muay Thai midget fights?	Hot Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi brings the heat to the kitchen.	Terrible And we thought we couldn't possibly hate James Blunt any more.
Cool Famous movie scenes recreated in GTA 4.	Awesome The best (other) uses for boobs on the Internet.	Lame ESPN's recent programming proves the network has lost it's way.
Movies Which trailers will be shown with The Dark Knight.	Girls Leah Dizon is ravishing in red!	Boobs The greatest celebrity groping caught on video.
Sports The 10 worst sports logos of all time.	Sexy We can't pronounce Adriana Sklenarikova's name, but who cares?	Sexy Lucy Pinder is a British bombshell.
Video Musical montage to all the Yankees' famous flings.	Tasty Monica Carvalho is a Brazilian beauty.	Dumbasses Apparently it's pretty easy to rob Supercuts.
Funny This interview quickly moves from intense to absurd.	Erin McKinnon Our Hotties winner has more to show you.	Interesting Could Rose McGowan be the new Barbarella?
Bar Paly Check out The Ruins on DVD-it's a real Bar burner!	Ouch Humans should really learn not to mess with the animal kingdom.	Funny This interviewee has a terrible case of selective hearing.
Funny Faking a heart attack won't work in court.	Babes Alessandra Ambrosio never lets us down.	Girls A site dedicated to the beautiful fans of SEC football.
Video Commercial for the most absurdly named towing company you'll ever find.	Sexy Lucy Pinder appears to have boycotted shirts.	Devon Aoki She's A-ok in our book.
Games Metal Gear Solid cartoon makes you like cartoons again.	Slippery Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is all wet.	Fresh Lee Hyori deserves some of your attention.
Funny 65 things that look like Pac-Man.	Hilarious This has to rank in the top five worst fight scenes in cinematic history.	Drunk Bill Murray was caught driving drunk…in a golf cart.
Your Summer Olympic disaster guide.	Games Take the "Mike Tyson Quote or Emo Lyric?" quiz.	Sexy Sienna Miller looks good selling Pepe jeans.
Gabrielle Union She would waste Gabrielle Confederacy!	Hot Julie Hoi brings lots of joy.	Funny Dane Cook and Chris Rock host a cooking show.
Lame 10 of the worst McDonald's Happy Meal toys.	Wow It's not every day you see a 13-bike collision.	Fireworks They make an annoying, but effective alarm clock.
Anita Briem She looks this good, and it's only 2-D.	Milla Jovovich The most important Milla the day.	Batman Some more great shots from the set of The Dark Knight.
Funny If historical events were depicted by children...	Whoops Hey, we thought Kevin Spacey was great in Con-Air, too!	Hot Katie Lohmann makes a great spokesmodel.
Ouch We can't imagine a pole vault going much worse than this.	Girls Linda Vojtova gives you a peek into her lingerie drawer.	Brutal This guy has one amazing knockout punch.
Funny Former TV stars arrested in meth lab.	Cool This has to be fake, but it's still pretty funny.	Brawl One of many reasons why we love hockey.
Sports Ready for the Olympics? Let these fine softball players help you out.	Sexy Sophie Howard looks good being a gangsta.	Naughty Tara Conner is still our favorite bad girl.
Batman Christian Bale doesn't want to see any sign of Robin.	Babes Kristen Bell in a bikini? Yes, please!	Amerie We've got 1 Thing on our mind.
The Girls of the Red, White, and Blue Screw fireworks. We've got a real display for you right here.	Sexy Rebecca Romijn has still got it.	Awesome An amazing stunt that actually amazes rather than ending in a face-plant.
Games 11 new rumored Rock Band 2 songs.	Girls We wouldn't mind being snowed in with Lisa Snowdon.	Wow Christina Aguilera's boobs are out of control.
Movies P. Diddy shares his thoughts on Hancock, Underdog, and Robin's bitchass.	Hot Melita Toniolo is a spicy meatball!	Cleavage Rihanna shares a little bit of her chest with you.
Games Near Gears of War 2 screenshots will have you chainsawing your neighbors.	Nadine Velazquez War—uh!—this is what it's good for.	Cheerleaders They always make us feel happier.
Free The 25 best games you can get for absolutly nothing.	Awesome The people in Texas really know how to eat.	Cute Mandy Moore returns to her "girl next door" looks.
Girls/Sports Hottest actresses in (somewhat) sports-related movies.	Funny The worst day of your life brought to the world via Facebook's News-Feed application.	Bikini Nikki Ziering looks great in blue.
Anita Briem She looks this good, and it's only 2-D.	Ouch Before you can worry about the landing, the jump actually has to be successful.	Games How much do you know about Christopher Walken?
Ouch Arizona Diamondback's catcher out with a fractured testicle.	Awesome The best celebrity stage falls.	Weird The song is worse than the orginal, but we didn't mind watching the video on mute.
Interesting How do you know if you're a freak of nature? If you can do one of these 10 tricks.	Girls Taya Parker is a sexy cowgirl.	Funny Having phone sex in a crowded elevator is cool, right?
Camilla Belle She just may be the hottest girl in prehistory.	Sexy Caroline Francischini is one super supermodel.	Camels We can't think of many worse ways to die.
Movies Borat and Burgandy teaming up as co-stars for new Sherlock Holmes flick.	Whoops Note to self: Never get knocked out when behind the wheel.	Twins Some Mary Kate and Ashley fan has too much spare time.
Games The top fighting games of all time.	Elizabeth Masucci We'll never cut class again.	Nadia Bjorlin Gentlemen, start your inches.
World Record 28 hours is officially the mark for consecutive time spent playing Grand Theft Auto IV.	Babes We can only hope to see more of French hottie Jennifer Lamiraqui stateside.	Soccer This is a pretty amazing goal.
Video The Office meets The Dark Knight.	Tasty Can anyone identify this super hottie?	Hilary Duff Everything looks better in HD.
Movies 8 great cinema sociopaths.	Hot Alina Vacariu's lingerie should brighten your Monday.	Obama The Daily Show tackles the big question surrounding the presidential campaign.
Gabrielle Anwar Your pupils are officially on Burn Notice.	Nice 10 awesomely arousing exercise video.	Robbed Somebody burgled the Hulkster, brother!
Soda Crystal Pepsi. Coke II. Revisit the dead soft drinks of yesteryear.	Ouch Cheerleading is a dangerous job.	Funny Alex Trebek is easily flustered.
Canada Day In honor of our neighbors to the north, we present the hottest cold girls.	Funny Further proof that white men can't and shouldn't dance.	Pussycat Hottie Nicole Scherzinger seems to have left the other Dolls behind.
Funny The Onion News Network teaches you how to pretend like you care about the election.	Silly A gripping interview with "She" of "That's What She Said!" fame.	Score! The wives and girlfriends of the English Premiere League.
Cool We're this much closer to inventing land speeders.	Hilarious Finally, a Wii game that teaches kid to be destructive.Finally, a Wii game that teaches kid to be de	Whoops This police officer should spend some extra time at the academy.
Sarah McElligott This Onion Movie star peels off some layers.	Awesome What do you know? Cats love to mosh!	Sexy You can never go wrong at a bikini car wash.
Sports Video of wrestler doing backflip to pin opponent.	Brit Bliss Makes us happy.	Fun Pole dancing lessons turn funny, then violent…and awesome.
Movies See the first trailer for the new Bond film: Quantum of Solace.	Funny Santa's good for more than drinking milk and cookies.	Hot Linda O'Neil wants to show you her red bathing suit.
Neat 100 movie montage in under two minutes.	Movies Turn New Year's Day into New Fear's Day with a horror movie marathon!	Legs Hilary Duff's walking sticks are worth the price of admission to her show.
Games Think GTA4 crosses the line of community standards? You obviously never had an Atari 2600.	Megan Fox The last name really says it all.	Disturbing This might be the scariest children's book ever published.
Funny What if tattoos were totally honest?	Hmmm Is Lindsay Lohan a nympho?	Strange We're not sure what's going on, but two chicks in underwear are kissing.
Weird News Scientist invents spray-on condom.	Silly This year, give the needy a gift from the heart.	Wow Britney Spears should be the new spokesmodel for Photoshop.
Ana Ivanovic We vanovic her, too.	Hot When you're this hot, you can have an odd name.	Games Can you tell a porn star from a pop star?
Funny Super sneaky soccer goal.	Babes We'd like to curl up next to Olga Kurylenko.	Jacked Let the biggest hitters of the NFL psych you up for the new season.
Sports Shawn Chacon's guide to attacking your boss.	Nice Whatever happened to Susan Ward?	Emma Stone Like Sharon Stone without the menopause.
Girls Hot 100's No. 1 Marisa Miller heating up the red carpet.	Girls Monica Bellucci never lets us down.	Hot WWE's Candice Michelle got wrestled out of her clothes.
Sports The biggest steals in NBA Draft history.	Wet The soapiest (and sexiest) car wash videos.	Awesome This is an amazing eggsplosion.
Movies First look at the PS3's film download service.	Malin Akerman Tastier than a Swedish meatball.	Possessed This dog is evil.
Games/Comics The definitive list of video game comics.	Funny The Hoff's most embarrassing photos. How did they only pick 20?	Hot Anne Hathaway showing some skin.
South Park The many deaths of Kenny.	Dumb Ass Who knew throwing a log required prior thinking?	Ladies America's got a thing for the girls of The Hills.
Interesting Everything you could possibly have wanted to know about Legos.	Hot Kelly Brook wants to show you her lingerie.	Hilarious Jimmy Kimmel kills it at Flavor Flav's Comedy Central roast.
Angelina Jolie She's just what we Wanted.	Girls Joanna is Krupa Dupa!	Poli-chicks Obama Girl returns to square off against Giuliani supporters.
Leighton Meester Coming to some chick's television near you!	Sexy We're hoping for Michelle Marsh under our tree this year.	Cute Anna Farris in a pink bikini.
Sports Crazy Clinton Portis is asking you to vote on his next character. Did we mention he's crazy?	Pom Poms The sexiest cheerleader of the week.	Ouch Another gymnast wrecks herself.
Batman Clip from Gotham Knight, an animated short that ties the two movies together.	Babes Jennifer Lamiraquis is Santa's naughtiest elf.	Emmy Rossum Today, you're all Emmy winners.
Funny The biggest, baddest handlebar mustaches in history.	Awesome Cartman's " O Holy Night" Happy Holidays!	Tasty We bet these sandwiches taste as good as they look.
Games They wouldn't really make a Halo LEGO game, would they?	Italia Ricci Try some of our zesty Italia undressing.	Funny This is method acting at its finest.
Girls Hot photos of sexy Euro babe, Jennifer Ellison.	Amazing Are they casting a live action Smurfs movie?	Interesting Reggie Watts has a very important question.
Girls Think soccer is lame? Check these women spotted at Euro 2008.	Rihanna Got any room for us under that "Umbrella"?	Guess Can you identify the celebrity bikini bod in this photo?
Cool Big Lebowski action figures really tie the room together.	Girls Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace's sexy 2008 calendar.	Ouch Drew Carey's not off to the greatest start on The Price Is Right.
Weird Pretty much the greatest scientist since Einstein, Bill Nye, messes with your brain.	Sexy Victoria Silvstedt wants to show you her secrets.	Neat Maybe there are a few creative minds left in advertising.
Charlize Theron Let's see you bash this African-American, Imus!	Sexy Nikolina Pisek doesn't like wearing clothes.	Nice Who says half-court shots are hard?
Sports Chicago has two of the best baseball teams and, apparently, two of the lamest managers.	Hot Karolina Kurkova at her Victoria's Secret photo shoot.	Hot Meet Phoenix's sexiest bartender.
Funny Five biblical superheroes that could smite the crap out of Batman.	Babes This is as close as you'll ever get to Kim Smith's bedroom.	Ashley Tisdale From the hottie factory that brought you Pinocchio!
Olivia Thirlby Thirlby hell to pay if you don't click.	WTF? UNC football players are real men's men.	Lickin' This must be illegal.
Games Finally! The Wii-mote becomes a lightsaber in new Star Wars game.	Diane Kruger This Kruger is always welcome in our dreams.	Wasted The Top 10 drunk pranks caught on video.
Funny In a perfect world, Southwest Airlines would do commercials like this.	Tasty Megan Fox doesn't like wearing shirts. Fine by us!	Yummy Irinia Shiek is much hotter than the wrestler.
Video The late George Carlin has some election-year advice for you.	Noémie Lenoir Get to Noémie!	Over Looks like Tay Zonday's moment of glory is finished.
News The Incredible Hulk kidnapped in Massachusetts.	Dumb Ass Real thrill seekers flip their SUVs down hills in the woods.	Sexy Danielle Lloyd's not wearing many clothes.
Sports Ted Williams and dog sleds together at last. The most difficult feats in sports.	WTF? Elks like to have a little fun every now and then.	Scary The worst of the worst in celebrity tanning.
Sports Trampoline volleyball, underwater hockey, and six other obscure sports to try.	Funny The best dog-humping videos the Web has to offer.	Jealous Bruce Willis has a really hot girlfriend.
Video Ferris Bueller and Requiem mashup.	Girls South America's nurses are much hotter than ours.	Speechless 10 unnecessary—but hilarious—additional chapters to "Trapped in the Closet."
Games A few more interesting Gears of War 2 multiplayer tid bits.	Nice The five greatest drinking stories in history.	Lame Jurassic Park IV might feature dinosaurs with guns. Seriously.
Rihanna We're siiiiinging in the Rihanna.	Hot A few shots of the 2008 Abi Titmuss calendar.	Playoffs? Allen Iverson and Jim Mora try to figure out what they're talking about.
Cool Lego unveils 3,800 piece Death Star.	Awesome Perfect gifts for the boob lover in your family.	Funny The wind has feelings, too.
Movies The full Mummy trailer makes it into the wild.	Babes We're not sure where Sandra Nilsson came from, but we're not complaining.	Ouch A montage of pigskin poundings to hold you over until the season begins.
Music Neil Diamond opens up about his gangsta past.	Movies Watch Jackass 2.5 for free!	Candace Kroslak We want Candy.
Funny 10 Wheaties boxes you will never see.	Cheerleaders The hottest pom-poms from week 14 of the NFL.	Scary Probably the most frightening video you will watch today.
Old People Russian grandmas go at it!	Maggie Q Today's girl is brought to you by the letter Q.	Cute Rachel Bilson makes us feel good all over.
Anne Hathaway Spy photos of Get Smart's most alluring agent.	Aishwarya Rai We'll take our salami on Rai.	Bikini Take a moment to admire Kate Hudson's bum.
Games Zero Punctuation takes on the PS3's Haze.	Boobs She has a simple request that we will gladly oblige.	Insensitive It's cool to laugh through a report of a fatal crash, right?
Movies Check out the newest Wanted clip.	TV The Simpsons do a "picture a day" video.	D'oh Sometimes your domain name doesn't really say what you want.
Games A look back at the consoles of the '70s.	Cool Part seven in the Street Fighter: The Later Years saga.	Awful Steve-O makes the world dumber with his rapping.
Funny Obama vs. McCain: The World of Warcraft debates.	Awesome The greatest MXC eliminations of all time.	Cool Who needs two guitars when you can share one.
Interesting What the Internet looked like in 1934.	Babes Mayra Veronica is one Cuban cutie.	Dumbass Tattoo artists really should be paying more attention.
Celebrities 65 people who lost all their fame and fortune.	Hot We dig Nicole Graves.	Babes Were all the girls on the U.K.'s Big Brother bombshells?
Music How Sub Pop—the label that brought you Nirvana—survived the grunge era.	Girls Evangelina Anderson is the rare (but equally hot) blonde Argentinian.	Nice Enjoy the legs of Gwen Stefani.
Nadine Velazquez Guess NV is our sin.	Games It's time once again for "Porn Star or Pop Star?"	Sexy The always tempting Jennifer Ellison will never let you down.
Movies 10 sequels that came out way too late.	Sexy We'd grapple with former WWE diva Stacy Keibler.	Odd Years of playing brain-dead characters finally caught up with Harland Williams.
Zoe Saldana Boldly go where only 90,000 other dudes have gone so far today.	Nice Michelle Hunziker is hotter than Swiss Miss.	Wow Carmen Electra has still got it.
Games The evolution of Metal Gear Solid in 120 seconds.	Fun The Office theme song courtesy of Mario Paint.	Girls of Californication Two girls are always better than one.
Rules Xbox LIVE Achievement commandments all game developers should live by.	WTF? Michael Jackson still looks scary.	Funny Jack Black's new movie, Be Kind, Rewind, looks awesome.
Funny 10 drunk photos you don't want to be in.	Awesome The best farts ever caught on television.	Cool Play all your favorite Nintendo games now.
TV 5 actors/actresses who should be banned from reality shows.	Dumb Asses Face tattoos and mug shots. Do we see a correlation?	Yummy Olivia Munn puts the hot in hot dog eating.
Funny High school Tony Awards honor schools' biggest nerds, losers.	Hot Lisa Marie Scott was born to wear a bikini.	Roomies A list of celebs who shared a pad in college.
Interesting The 100 most powerful celebrities of 2008.	Interesting Allen Iverson doesn't care much for O.J. Simpson.	Roselyn Sanchez Our weekend plans look rosy.
Taylor Swift The hottest thing in country since trailer fires.	Hot We like Irina much better than the Iron Sheik.	Hot Shay Laren looks sexy, even on a toilet.
Movies What it feels like being on the set of The Dark Knight.	Babes We're seriously into Jessica Cirio.	Speedy We can't wait to watch this kid smoke people in the NFL.
Football Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson is still completely insane.	Sheri Moon Zombie They put a man on the moon. Too bad it's Rob Zombie.	Cutie Josie Maran is the perfect girl next door.
Music The worst cover of Blink-182's song "First Date."	Wow James Franco gives an awesome interview.	Sexy Abigail Clancy is a global goddess.
Jessica Alba Whew! We thought it said "ABBA."	Movies Will Ferrell continues tackling sports movies with Semi-Pro.	Awesome Tay Zonday performs "Chocolate Rain" live for Jimmy Kimmel.
Games New characters revealed for LEGO Batman.	Hot Kristen Bell in Princess Leia's gold bikini.	Naked Will Jessica Biel drop her top in Powder Blue?
Liv Tyler Pretty girl. For a puny human, that is.	Drunk New York Islanders fans are awesome.	Meltdown Ten videos of celebrities going crazy.
Music The 10 nerdiest moments in rap.	Awesome This could be the coolest (and most useless) ability ever.	Hot Jaime Pressly looks good in white.
Interesting 10 things you probably didn't know about cell phones.	Silly Add Road Kill toys to your Christmas wish list.	Anne Hathaway We don't want her becoming anyone else.
Television The 7 unsexiest sex scenes.	Gross Seven famous people who married their cousins.	Sex The 50 hottest sex scenes ever put on film.
Movies Check out the teaser poster for the Robocop remake.	The Girls of Look Spies like them.	Whoa Katharine McPhee's skirt does battle with the wind and loses.
Funny Sure, it may blend. But will it shred?	Girls Nena Ristic is a Croatian sensation.	Really? Kim Kardashian is getting a reality show.
Christina Aguilera Hot 100 No. 8: Multiplatinum blonde.	Babes Jennifer Walcott is worth a few moments of your time.	Carlton Alfonso Ribeiro has always been a dancing fool.
Movies Watch the new Star Wars: The Clone Wars trailer.	Sexy Rosie Huntington-Whiteley will warm you through the winter.	Cowabunga! Barbara Walters interviews the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Interesting 11 ways to shorten your summer work week.	Danielle Harris It's Danielle day, Lewis!	Transformers What you've always wanted to see—an Autobot on rollerblades.
Music Metallica to bloggers: Don't review our music.	Shanna Moakler Are we too old to sit on Shanna's lap?	Hilarious Louis CK's comedy comes at the expense of his kids…again.
Games/Movies Live action Turok movie is in the works.	Games See if you can guess "Who Peed?"	Ouch Will bicycle face-plants ever get old?
Funny Vince McMahon gets Rick Roll'd on national television.	Cheerleaders The hottest pom-poms of the NFL from Week 13.	Funny We need to subscribe to Conan O'Brien's cable service.
Games 5 games that have to come to iPhone 2.0.	Hot Victoria Silvstedt in lingerie because it's Tuesday!	Heavy Folding chairs weren't meant to handle loads like this.
Movies Watch the red band trailer for Wanted.	Movies The Jumper trailer looks pretty good. Plus, it has Rachel Bilson.	Funny This scene from Superbad shows promise for the rest of the movie.
Television The 25 worst sitcoms ever.	Girls Our two favorite Hollywood girls in one place.	Dumbass This guy might be the reason Bob Barker finally retired.
Music R&B; hottie Leona Lewis talks about her teddy bear.	Cool Who says you can't ski indoors?	Awesome An amazing new use for nipples.
Zooey Deschanel Spend an M. Night with the star of The Happening.	Sexy You decide who has the best breasts in England.	Heidi Montag Run to the Hills.
Movies Japanese comedian's balloon antics.	Nice "The Final Countdown": Cello-style!	Nerds Finally, the greatest PC game gets some big-screen love.
Weird Antarctica base gets 16,500 condoms before darkness.	Babes Aída Yespíca is hot in every language.	Tasty Izabel Goulart is a true Brazilian beauty.
Mischa Barton She's as cute as a Barton.	Awesome A new poster for the latest Indiana Jones flick.	Sexy Natalia is one Bush red and blue states can agree with.
Sports The best compilation of parkour clips.	Evangeline Lilly We'd like to go back to Lilly's pad.	Rednecks You really have to love this woman's logic.
Baseball Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano goes ballistic on a pair of watercoolers.	Lame Do you really need the Apple logo tattooed on your body?	Bikini Giorgia Palmas was born to wear bathing suits.
Movies The Dark Knight viral marketing continues.	Gross Drink from the soda machine next time you stay at a hotel.	Hot Amanda Braun is a blonde bombshell.
Movies Promotional poster for Oliver Stone's movie W leaked on 'the internets.'	Babes Billie Piper is much sexier than Rowdy Roddy.	Sex These sex positions could deliver more pain than pleasure.
Video Man gets hit by a car and multiple drivers, pedestrians pass him by without trying to help.	Sexy Catrinel Menghia displays the finer points of lingerie.	Kruptonite! Joanna Krupa loves herself. Who could blame her?
Kristen Renton The Days of Our Lives are getting more bearable.	Girls Katherine McPhee is our new Idol.	Legs Hilary Duff's legs are the real stars of her stage show.
Sports The 50 hottest female athletes of all time.	Nice An awesome school prank brought to you by Google Maps.	Indie A teaser poster from Indiana Jones IV.
Games Sandra Day O'Connor promotes Our Courts video game. Weee! Justice!	Kristen Bell She's hotter than her cousin, Taco.	Cleavage The best boobs in the music biz.
Games The most ill-conceived gaming accessories ever produced.	Cute Emmanuelle Chriqui sexes up the red carpet.	Smokin' Stacy Keibler looks lovely in leather.
Movies Transformers 2 gets subtitle, new set photos.	Hot Nicole Scherzinger isn't the only Pussycat Doll who deserves your attention.	Fake More evidence that wrestling isn't real—announcers reading from a script.
Drinking The 10 oldest bars in the U.S.	Dumb Ass This is why you don't open your door in a car wash.	Hot Paris Hilton's camo bathing suit is ready for combat.
Baseball Yankees building Joba Chamberlain’s arm strength in hopes he can pitch every game.	Games The latest trailer for Grand Theft Auto IV.	Goofy This Maury spoof let's us all in on the real Christmas story.
Games Guy beats Guitar Hero's Dragonforce 100 percent on Expert, gets 0 percent in social life.	Awesome Kids nowadays are so mean.	Sarah Roemer We feel a disturbance.
Emmanuelle Chriqui Please read the Emmanuelle before use.	Movies The first stills from Speed Racer.	Games Is it a sex scene or a murder scene?
Sports Evil Detroit Red Wings owner Wario Lemieux steals the Stanley Cup.	Sexy We'd like to be "hands-on" with Monica Hansen.	Wrasslin' Wrestlers are even funnier when they screw up.
Tiffany Fallon We're Fallon for her.	Babes Videos from the Victoria's Secret fashion show.	Terrible These soccer players are not good.
Baseball The 7 most hilarious/inappropriate player entrance songs.	Eva Green Doing our part to go Green.	Slammed Jake Brown had the worst X Games accident ever.
Games Liberty City police face allegations of incompetence.	Hot All the pics of Jennifer Ellison you can handle.	Wet We love margaritas, especially when bikini-clad girls wrestle in pools of them.
Movies Seth Rogen dishes on The Green Hornet details.	Girls Ana Beatriz Barros plays with rope. Our dreams have come true!	Fresh We don't know who Sunny Leone is, but we'd like to.
Funny Sumo wrestling is better, more disgusting when you digitize it.	Yum God bless PETA and their naked spokesmodels.	Kat Von D Color us infatuated.
Cool William Shatner having fun, the remix.	Funny This bike rider should have stayed home and saved himself the trouble.	Hot Emma Griffiths is soaking wet.
Weird The 26 most unusual musical instruments ever.	Weird Why do Christmas albums have such ugly covers?	Sexy Chanelle Hayes might convince us to start watching British television.
Amanda Bynes Hot 100 No. 46: Good girl gone...gooder?	Silly We thought kids liked Santa Claus.	Killer One of Ving Rhames' dogs killed a man.
Games Street Fighter IV's sandy summer fun trailer.	Whack! Videos of the greatest sucker punches ever.	Cleavage Some rare Avril Lavigne skin.
Satire New wearable feed bags let Americans eat more, move less.	Girls Yuriko Shiratori is one amazin' Asian.	Spooky The full-length trailer for Rob Zombie's Halloween remake.
Movies 5 reasons why the live action He-Man movie could be cool.	Movies The new Dark Knight poster is awesome.	Sexy Alessandra Ambrosio is our favorite lady in pink.
Funny His name is Alfonso, and he will teach you how to dance...good.	Nicole Kidman If you're really good, maybe she'll Australia.	Cool A limited edition poster for Hellboy 2 from Comic-Con.
Sports The Madden Curse has nothing on the TIME Magazine Curse.	Babes Jessica Alba says she's not sexy. We disagree.	Hot Keely Hazell looks even better in video.
Fighting A guide to MMA for the MSM.	Hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in various sexy swimsuits.	Wet Heidi Montag takes a shower in her bikini.
Food If you don't like crappy food, you probably don't want anything from here.	Silly Back to the Future gets the theme song lyrics treatment.	Awesome Injury alert! Now roller blades come with gas engines.
Games The next Guitar Hero game's exclusive band: Metallica.	Sexy We'd have Abigail Clancy over for tea.	Painful Worst. Face-plant. Ever.
Mena Suvari Hot 100 No. 52: Come on and Suvari with me.	Cool A look back at Evel Knievel's injuries through the years.	Pwned! Kevin Smith properly handles a heckler.
Movies The 13 best courtroom scenes in history.	Awesome This is why you never laugh at a guy when he farts.	Stupid Elaborate back yard pool dives almost never work.
Superheroes "Do these tights make me look gay?"	Wow Beware of this guy on Craigslist.	Julia Stiles The perfect girl for our active lifestile.
The Girls of American Gladiators Iranian Gladiators: You're on notice.	Babes British beauty Gabrielle Richens will set your monitor on fire.	Freak Ever seen a lamb with seven legs?
Interesting Eight reasons higher gas prices will have you dancing in the streets.	Bikini Tara Reid taking a dip.	Yummy Spend a couple minutes with cutie Tracy McGregor.
Games The 10 worst PlayStation ads ever.	Girls Nicole Marie Lenz will keep you warm through the winter.	Ouch A snowboarder breaks his leg and shrieks in pain.
Music The 100 greatest summer songs.	Hot When is A.J. Alexander moving next door to us?	Sophie Monk Please don't be the celibate kind.
Movies 7 reasons why Harrison Ford is so grumpy.	Sexy Karima Adebibe is the real cause of global warming.	Cool A teaser poster for Cloverfield.
Sports Five athletes who never lived up to the hype.	Funny Get a look at the latest Seth Rogen–Judd Apatow collaboration.	Shut Up Don't tell Robert De Niro how to do his job.
Games Master Chief stars in a new episode of CSI: Halo.	Silly A look at racism in video games.	Ninjas An amazing backyard nunchuck battle.
Music Metallica yields to the Internet horde; the Internet horde says, "F U".	Awesome Let South Park get you in the Christmas spirit.	Bikini Ashley Tisdale looks great in white.
Famke Janssen Everybody's Janssen in the streets.	Sarah Michelle Gellar We're hoping this gets us slayed.	LOL Now, tragic events are funny.
Movies Top 10 film flops that turned into classics.	Movies A few more shots of Batman and Joker from The Dark Knight.	Sexy 10 videos of Scarlett Johansson's hottest movie moments.
Crazy This guy will kick your ass in Guitar Hero.	Ouch Face-plants are just a natural part of skateboarding.	Nerds Ever wonder how Terminators had sex?
Fake News Wheel of Fortune contestants hit hard as vowel prices skyrocket.	Games OK, fan boys, be on the lookout for Starcraft Hero III.	Juice Some pranksters get the best of O.J. Simpson.
Ashley Tisdale Hot 100 No. 10: Tis is how we do it.	Sexy Leila Arcieri makes underwear look great.	Hot These Kristin Cavallari photos make us regret not watching more of Laguna Beach.
Cool One superhero + one Internet cartoon = Iron Bad.	Babes Aida Yespica is a Venezuelan vixen.	Amazing Japanese television just keeps topping itself.
Quiz Do you remember how Wade Boggs was injured on The Simpsons?	Sexy Isabeli Fontana is one smoking MILF.	Ouch If the NBA used this goal the games might be more exciting.
Funny Terrorists have to pitch ideas just like Hollywood.	Funny "Two Girls, One Cup" makes its way to politics.	Magic It's bad enough to be a crappy magician. But at least be a man.
Games Why every guy should buy their girlfriend Wii Fit.	Tricia Helfer We're finding it hard to conceal our cyl-on.	Sexy Jessica Alba looks even better single.
Lindsay Lohan Hot 100 No. 9: She's freckless!	Cool Some babies just don't like going through tunnels.	Suckage The worst of the worst in celebrity reality TV.
Games Grab a beer and play Grand Theft Auto: DUI.	Hot Martina is a stellar sexpot.	Dita Von Teese Our favorite way to stir a martini.
Phones The good ol' days: when your cell looked like a bomb.	Cheerleaders These pom-poms are Denver's real nuggets of gold!	Tasty Kelly Brook is a hottie.
Funny Star Wars + iPods = This.	Ouch How do ideas this stupid in concept still end up happening?	New Kate Beckinsale on the movie poster for the latest Frank Miller adaptation, Whiteout.
Cool Japanese company makes the world's smallest one-man helicopter.	Awesome The greatest referee of all time.	Games Can you match the celebrity boobs?
Interesting 10 cargo-container homes better than your house.	Funny Johnny Rotten apparently isn't that interested in Guitar Hero III.	Hot More shots of Hayden Panettiere in a bikini.
Julie Benz Slaughter has a softer side.	Vanessa Branch The ugly tree ain't got Branches like this.	Cool The most underappreciated video game athletes.
Weird Donkey goes to jail for ass-ault and battery.	Babes Three blondes are always better than one.	Sexy Her name's a mouthful, but Carolina Pampita Ardohain looks great in swimwear.
Games The portable game machine from hell.	WTF? Tranvestites attack at McDonald's. Thanks CNN!	Cool A first look at the new Incredible Hulk image concept.
Sports Ten signs the ref has bet on the game.	Ouch Sometimes having front-row seats is a bad thing.	Boobs A look at the best and worst of Hollywood's man boobs.
Movies 3 new The Incredible Hulk clips.	Stupid If you didn't already know Kelly Pickler was dumb, here's more proof.	Lena Headey She's worth fighting for.
Girls The best of hottie Kat Von D.	Face-Plant Weight-lifting videos just got even funnier.	Hot Marissa Miller shows off the finer points of a bikini.
Girls The 11 most scorching-hot female cosplayers ever.	Girls Adrianna Lima's lingerie guy has the world's best job.	LOL These guys take a lighter approach to murder.
Pranks This wasn't the kind of meat she ordered.	Hot We hope Rihanna has some room under that umbrella for us.	Genius This peewee football team wins games by using some brain power.
Funny We're sure this is how the Babyface Killer was made.	Tasty Vanessa Hessler is a spicier than an Italian sausage.	Terrible News anchors shouldn't have this much trouble speaking.
Games Metal Gear Solid 4 has 90-minute long cutscenes!?	Sexy Willa Ford hits all the right notes.	Leggy Rosario Dawson looking hot at Comic-Con.
Music The 16 best stage falls caught on tape.	Nice Bob Knight is Bob Knight even when he's not on the court.	Sad LAZ D raps the Street Anthem.
Movies The Good, the Bad, and the Slimy: 20 iconic movie creatures.	Grace Park She gets us all hot and (ro)bothered.	Yummy Bianca Gasciogne looks like she's ready for bed.
Movies/Sports If Indiana Jones characters were MLB players...	Lame The Rams made a superterrible music video, too.	Chloë Sevigny Take an astral glide with this Zodiac star.
Eva Mendes Hot 100 No. 7: She's getting us into The Spirit.	Awesome Barf bags don't do much good at 0 Gs.	Funny 60 Minutes hired some new talent.
Dumb Stupid moments in TV caption history.	Games See if you can distinguish between a sex face and a sports face.	Games See if you can identify these Hollywood farts.
Insane Cash-waving Craigslist player's fury: "These photos are mines."	WTF? Tay Zonday just will not go away.	Hot Spend a few minutes with Gemma Atkinson.
Funny The 8 types of annoying people you'll find inside Starbucks.	Movies The Wayans Brothers are making a Munsters movie?	Ouch Being a gymnast hurts.
Crime Say cheese: 12 new vintage celebrity mug shots.	Ouch Keep your composure on TV or get your face wacked with a camera.	Sexy Heidi Klum is one tasty MILF.
Evil The 25 most dastardly villains in music.	Girls Jesse Capelli in black lingerie. Classic, but effective.	Burn Bob Costas owned Barry Bonds.
Charity Save the cheerleader... save the whales.	Babes Apparently women like Cheryl Cole's chest, too.	Silly More LOL cats madness.
Useful Top 10 ways you can fight off vampires.	Hot Greek goddess Cristina Stefandi is tastier than a gyro.	Cool A megamix of many of your favorite video games.
Games Wii Fit challenge: man vs. 12 pack of beer.	Sexy Karima Adebibe is the real-life Lara Croft.	Batman Lots of new Dark Knight goodies.
Sarah Michelle Gellar Hot 100 No. 5: Lather. Prinze. Repeat!	Funny Perhaps our favorite "2 Girls, 1 Cup" reaction video yet.	Bikini Some hot shots of Danielle Lloyd.
Disgusting Candy that takes tasting like crap too literally.	Nice ESPN finally gets a decent guest to introduce starting lineups.	Beowulf The trailer has your first look at a CGI-riffic Angelina Jolie.
Fighting Two guys knock each other out...at the same time.	MILF Brooke Burke's bikini shows no signs that she recently gave birth.	Marge Simpson Our favorite blue-haired lady since grandma.
Funny Transformers, robots in condom and cigarette disguises.	Awesome Some interesting twists on your favorite television themes.	Fat How do you let your dog get this fat?
Classy The top 10 timeless gentlemen of all time.	Sexy We'd let British songbird Liz McClarnon sing us a lullaby.	Hilarious With great power comes delicious Skittles.
Jessica Biel Hot 100 No. 3: Biel or no deal.	Girls This Israeli beauty really raises the Bar.	Yummy Shots of Lucy Pinder in a bikini.
Movies Christian Bale is officially the new Terminator.	Jessica Alba We're thinking of renaming the feature Today's Alba.	Wrecked It takes a lot of heart to keep fighting after you've been knocked out.
Scarlett Johansson Hot 100 No. 2: We're just that into her.	Movies Some new shots from the Indiana Jones set.	Score! The best thing to happen to soccer. Ever.
Cool Steve Ballmer gets egged in Hungary.	Yummy Rihanna in a sexy dominatrix outfit.	Gay Stewie Griffin's gayest moments.
Movies Five new international Hellboy II posters.	Hilarious Kangaroos have no respect for others.	Embarassing News anchors don't need to know how to do interviews, right?
Interesting You are the reason why your boss makes more money than you.	Hot We'd like a nice helping of Ambrosio salad.	Catfight Some Asian ladies have a go at each other.
Funny How to read fortune cookies effectively.	Babes Fabiana is fabulous.	Yoga Everything is better when done by babes in bikinis.
Games You know you're not supposed to be playing video games when you look like this playing video games.	Turanga Leela Is that a brown eye?	Sexy Rihanna has really nice legs.
Interesting This guy can remember everything that ever happened to him... ever.	Girls Brooke Hogan sporting a bikini.	Ouch Some of hockey's most brutal hits.
Funny The Muppets attack movie posters.	Movies A clearer look at The Dark Knight's Joker.	Angry This news anchor is tired of reporting on Lindsay Lohan.
Sports The best finishes in college sports history.	Ouch Wearing a hat while skateboarding has become a hazard.	Faceplant We bet he's looking for a new hobby now.
Weird Turkish Rambo makes real Rambo look... American.	Cool The latest chapter of the Street Fighter: The Later Years series.	Funny Zach Galifianakis teams with Kanye West in his new music video.
Movies First look at the crew of the upcoming G.I. Joe flick.	Painful Face-plants have made their way to volleyball.	Single Jessica Alba is back on the market. We still don't have a shot.
Hilary Duff Hot 100 No. 25: Finally a Hilary we voted for.	Suckage The 10 most impossible songs to cover.	Oops Beyoncé falls down at a concert.
Games Rick Nash named cover athlete for NHL 2K9.	TV Peter Griffin shows us once again why we love him.	Shit A guy from NASA explains how they use the can in space.
Fun Get ready to hurl on the new Dark Knight roller coaster.	Sexy A behind-the-scenes video of a Hayden Panettiere photo shoot.	Awesome Cockpit cruising in the Swiss Alps.
Cool Planning a vacation? Try the new free man cave.	Rachel Bilson Dolla dolla Bilson!	Hot Some of Hollywood's sexiest blondes.
Marisa Miller No. 1 in our hearts, and on our Hot 100.	Hot Let Patsy Kensit heat up your Tuesday.	Tasty Jennifer Ellison is our favorite English muffin.
Girls Ashlee Simpson's in shape for Shape magazine.	Movies The Dark Knight promo machine released eight more Web sites.	Depressing Paula Abdul is a basket case.
Superheroes Inspired by comic books, five ordinary citizens are putting on masks to fight crime.	Babes Miranda Kerr working the runway in bikinis.	Hot Victoria Silvstedt likes low-cut shirts.
Crazy Guy flies 186 mph on jet-powered wings.	Nice A classic Whitest Kids U Know video.	Girls Hayden Panettiere should spend more time at the beach.
Girls College's Heather Vandeven has a picture moment.	Tasty Vanessa Romero is one spicy Spanish dish.	Funny A look at what might've happened if these music legends hadn't died young.
Music Scarlett Johansson adds "sexy voice" to her résumé.	Ouch Rest always heals face-plants.	Liv Tyler Can't Liv with her, can't disguise ourselves as her tea bag husband.
Games The irreverent Escapist takes on Grand Theft Auto IV.	Funny We're pretty sure this kind of behavior wouldn't be tolerated by Big Bird.	Ouch A guy sets the world record for weight lifted by a tongue.
Cool Make yourself into a superhero!	Awesome Yoga balls are really fun.	Thuggin' Alex Trebek has some mad rap skills.
Jurnee Smollett This Jurnee's just beginning.	Dumb Ass Add this to the "Never Do" list: Stick your face into a mound of fire ants.	Whoops A runway model has trouble staying on her feet.
Bridget Moynahan Another perfect thing Tom Brady fumbled.	Movies Teeth might be the stupidest (and scariest) film ever made.	Awesome This guy is a master with a Ping-Pong ball.
Music R. Kelly's sex trial has already gone awry with juror No. 69.	Hot Emma Griffiths loves being topless.	Hello A bunch of Brits sculpt Lionel Richie busts blindfolded.
Games The first 10 minutes of Metal Gear Solid 4.	Awesome This guy is ready for the WWE.	Naked Serena Williams let Jane magazine in the locker room.
Movies Indiana Jones would make a bad archaeologist.	Nice Vanessa Minnillo fills out her bikini pretty well.	Pwned! More fun with the Tour de France dog.
Funny Historic "Blockbuster" store offers glimpse of how movies were rented in the past.	Girls Lisa Marie Scott is ravishing in red.	Hot This girl has an awesome tongue!
Cool The 10 greatest moments in Bea Arthur's long history.	Babes Catrinel Menghia in lingerie. 'Nuff said.	Katharine McPhee Guess 63 million Americans can be wrong.
Dumb Finally you can get your news straight from your t-shirt.	Cool Don't challenge this elephant to a game of darts.	Whoops! Be on the lookout for Kate Moss sextapes.
Movies Check out the first The X-Files: I Want to Believe trailer!	Sexy Ana Beatriz Barros makes us a fan of the one-piece bathing suit again.	Crunk Lil' John has some trouble getting through security at LAX.
Music The 10 greatest pop-metal albums of the '80s.	Janel Parrish There'z zomething about thiz girl.	Cowabunga! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles do an anti-drug PSA.
Funny John McCain is older than two U.S. states... and more!	Nice We've never been prouder to have the eagle as our nation's symbol.	Dumbass Who gets a Dane Cook tattoo, really?
Cool Celebrities before marriage vs. celebrities after marriage.	Heather Marie Marsden The wet, hot part of American Summer.	Rugged The 10 Manliest moments from Man vs. Wild.
Mistress Malice From the best little horror house in Texas.	Hot We'd like to have Nell McAndrew over for dessert.	Off-road How the hell did they get this bumper car on the road?
Girls Shay Laren has a sexy picture moment.	Nice Red carpet hotness from the American Music Awards.	Hilarious Louis CK cares about your safety and comfort when flying.
Bathroom Five futuristic toilet innovations you'll be sitting down on soon.	Babes Camilla Sjoberg is sexy no matter the hair color.	Classic Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson make an amazing singing pair.
Funny McLovin wants to tell you to not copy that floppy.	Movies The full-length trailer for Cloverfield.	LOL!!1! This is for the guys in your IT department.
Music The top 50 geniuses of pop.	Girls You don't want to miss Miss Valerie.	Disturbing Being forced to dance to "Thriller" is definitely a harsh punishment.
Games Think you're good in Grand Theft Auto IV? Wait until you see these breakdancing trucks.	Sexy Carolina Ardohain will make your monitor melt.	Taryn Manning Much hotter than Eli.
The Girls of Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites Not bathing for 39 days never looked so good.	WTF? We think we'll take the stairs.	Jackpot Sound clips from a long-dead, but awesome, Wonder Showzen.
Bums They want your spare change, but hey, at least they're creative.	Awesome The perfect solution to silence loud cell phone talkers.	Nice Vida Guerra's showing off her moneymaker.
Trailer Poultrygeist: The sickest movie you'll see this week.	Funny Who knew a children's game could be so racist.	Annoying Joe Morgan is a liar!
Video They put their pants on just like you—one backflip at a time.	Ouch See kids, even Tony Hawk eats it every now and then.	Hot Monica Cruz could be hotter than her older sister.
Christina Ricci See her in Speed Racer soon—she's going fast!	Tasty Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace puts the big in Big Brother.	Sexy A preview of the hottest ladies at this year's Comic-Con.
Video Every home should have an emergency party button.	Whoops Another fine job by a highly-trained professional.	WTF? You better take your son to Burger King.
Money How will you spend your stimulus check?	Movies The debate over the Cloverfield monster rages on.	OUCH! At least he was wearing a helmet.
Games The most anticipated PS3 games of 2008.	Girls Sayaka Isoyama is hotter than a Hibachi grill.	Painful We can get behind this kind of soccer.
Funny Japanese monkeys are growing fatter than American children.	Babes Jennifer Walcott looks good enough to eat.	Jessica Biel Do we hear Massachusetts wedding bells?
Election Marcellus Wallace sits down with Hillary Clinton for some hard motherf%#$@n facts of life.	WTF? 15 "other" things to do with your turkey baster.	Weird A new product for all those who wish they weren't circumcised.
Nazanin Boniadi She's the apple of our ayatollah.	Games Another sexy round of "Guess the Celebrity Thong".	Idiotic Almost blowing yourself up is cool, right?
Video Killer first-person soccer commercial.	Terrible Maybe the worst actor. Ever.	Vandalous Hide your gas-guzzling SUV from environmentalists like these.
Weird News This bear would've totally ruined the end of The Shawshank Redemption.	Sexy Frederica Ridolfi is one sexy samurai.	Awesome Check out the worlds longest, fastest zip line.
Gaming Wii pole dancing—finally a game we actually want our girlfriends to play.	Hot Krystall Forscutt is a cut above the rest.	Silly She looks good enough to eat.
Favre Conn. boy wore the QB's jersey for four years straight.	Girls We're Thankful For We'll take seconds.	Lame Visit the five worst sites on the Web now!
Video Every Simpson's couch gag in less than five minutes.	Brittany Brower Sorry, Tyra, you're not topping this model.	Pathetic A touching moment from The Two Coreys.
Girls Scarlett Johansson at some event for a cause, we're sure, but look at that dress!	Olga Kurylenko Undressed to kill this holiday season.	Sexy Urban Meyer better keep this cutie out of the locker room.
GTA IV Hookers, mob bosses, drug cartels, and ZOMBIES!?!?	Girls You should really get to know Anna Semenovich.	Make Your Own Comics Tell your friend they're an ass in your very own comic strip.
Emma Heming Bruce Willis' girlfriend has something to show you.	Hot Gemma Merna is a tasty English muffin.	Speak, The Hungarian Rapper What is war good for? Business.
Video Baseball pitcher with a kick save -- and a beauty!	Nice A multiple video tribute to Jennifer Ellison.	Crash Course Get your fill of people wiping out on tricycles.
Cars The fastest automobiles on the planet.	Babes We'll take Itallian beauty Bianca Balti with a side of marinara sauce.	Needing Home Improvement Looks like Tim Allen's TV son didn't take any lessons from the show.
Michelle Monaghan California girls have nothing on this Midwestern farmer's daughter.	Lauren London Come see London's world-famous bobbies!	Chug and Run There are no winners in the drinking Olympics.
Summer Time Need a drink? Reach for the controller.	Ouch Building bike ramps in the woods is a bad idea.	Sarah Carter We have no objections to this courtroom cutie.
Neat R2D2 is getting closer and closer to being real.	Music The most exciting part of any Amy Winehouse show.	John Rambo A couple new stills of the geriatric action hero.
Funny New GTA features according to The Onion.	Silly Foreign languages are so perverted.	When's Recess? This is probably the best playground swing of all time.
Woops You can't get gay with Orioles' announcer Jim Palmer.	Sad So this is what music has come to…	Hotties With Douchebags We'll never understand how these guys nab these girls.
Eva Longoria Happy Cinco de Mayo! Eva seen a girl this hot?	Sexy Shots from the 2007 Victoria's Secret fashion show.	Poker's Sexiest Ladies We'd lose more money than normal with these card sharks across the felt.
Space Why life on Mars may foretell our doom.	Stupid Tobey Maguire's got nothing on Italian Spider-man.	Misheard Lyrics Our favorite: Forty thieves and the thunder chief. (AC/DC)
Bling Multimillion-dollar homes are for poor people. Inside the first billion-dollar crib.	Jennifer Esposito She'll make you say "Samantha who?" too.	Tour De France Wipeout Dog owns biker.
Interesting Things your body can do after you die.	Ouch This guy didn't even come close to succeeding at this skateboard jump.	Dogs Are Stupid Louis CK's K9 tries to drink from a sprinkler.
Music The 10 best old-school rock band logos ever.	Sexy We'd take this Mercedes for a test drive.	The Saddest Thing Ever Watching a grown man giving his sex doll a foot message makes us cry.
Gwyneth Paltrow Behind every Iron Man, there's a platinum blonde.	Girls Noemie Lenoir is a tasty French croissant.	OUCH! Dude gets his leg gored by a bull.
Games Video game mash-ups to resurrect crappy franchises.	Cheerleaders The Houston Texans know how to get fans to their Web site.	Angry Winnebago Man Your day can't be as bad as his.
Interesting Dangerous beaches that might make you want to stay in the AC.	Whoops The greatest Freudian slips ever on TV.	The Moon Hoax These guys are offering $100,000 for proof that the moon exists. Seriously.
Dumb Children Underage kid steals grandmother's car and goes on a joyride; explains, "It's fun to do bad things."	Nice Some pretty respectable fret work.	The Joker Cool new look at Batman's zany foe.
Weird Lesbos... lesbians... it's all Greek to us.	Awesome The most ingenious blog of all time.	Buy Transformers Props Who wouldn't shell out thousands of dollars for a big cube?
Girls Jennifer Walcott has a picture moment.	Babes Steamy shots from Nina Moric's 2008 calendar.	Amanda Bynes She's still all that.
Katherine Heigl It's not Grey's anatomy we're examining.	Hot Crystal Klein makes park benches sexy.	Gross or Hot? Lily Allen has three nipples.
Games This man paid $15,000 for an NES cartridge.	Funny Forget Cash Cab, it's the Cash Ambulance!	Worst. Singer. Ever. We can't figure out why this woman sold out Carnegie Hall.
Girls Hilary Duff gets down and dirty.	Sexy A few shots of South American sexpot Evangelina Carrozzo.	AFSCME if I Care If union workers were this honest, they still wouldn't be this honest.
Minka Kelly She's Lights out!	Queen V The prettiest thing in rock since Jared Leto.	Anslatortray Pig latin, for the times English just won't do.
Sports Pat Riley retires as coach; men's hair gel industry collapses.	Babes Bond's new lady is double-o sexy.	Girth in Advertising This Fashion Bug ad reminds us why we don't date girls who shop at Fashion Bug.
Sketchy Girl offers to have sex with you if you help save the Internet.	Hot Gemma Bissix is a 10.	My Hands Are Bananas Beware the milky pirate!
Crime The world's most wanted fugitives.	Girls Kim Smith was born to wear bikinis.	Movie Know-How How much do you remember about movies of the last 25 years?
Weird New children's book explains mommy's new face.	Tasty Karen looks good from every Angle.	Just Noug It Test your knowledge of candy bar innards.
Movies A new international Dark Knight poster!	Amazing Maybe the most perfectly timed technical glitch ever.	Race and Punishment Please make this the plotline of Punisher 2. We'll fund it.
Alicia Keys She's our favorite five-and-a-half-foot pianist!	Sucky The most infamous product failures.	Joe Piscopo Has A Son His name's Joey and he's the most pathetic person on the planet.
Girls Elizabeth Hurley is not just zehr gut, she's wunderbar.	Cool One of the greatest marching band halftime shows ever.	Ultimate Skydiving We wish we had this guy's balls.
Games The best Mortal Kombat fatalities in seven minutes.	Nice Forget Guitar Hero, this is the hot game this Christmas.	Daniella Alonso The hills aren't the only ones with eyes for her.
Funny Ninja Cat strikes when you least expect it!	Funny Radio sportscasters like to mess with listeners sometimes.	Bein' Rude in the Nude Our favorite Flight of the Conchords song about food-borne gang bangs.
Dumb The trailer for GOV LOVE: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story!	Hot Images from Jennifer Walcott's 2008 calendar.	Catfight Hollywood chicks duke it out in front of some fancy club.
Shannon Elizabeth Poker in the rear! No, seriously, she's playing poker out back.	Babes We're in Luv with Lola.	Marbles Marbles explains the dangers of E.Coli
Girls Kayleigh Pearson has a picture moment.	Wow Real men don't duck when wreckage comes flying at them. Stupid real men, that is.	Funny Accidents Some bike accidents are funny.
Interesting Single guy in his mid-30s tells you everything he knows about women.	Girls Padma Lakshmi heats up the kitchen.	AC/DC Forty thieves and the thunder chief. (AC/DC)
Grand Theft Auto The history of NYC in video games.	Alicia Keys You know, of the Bismarck Keys.	Heavy Metal Disease Too much thrashing could earn you a nice little disability check.
Games Cool 8-bit street art: flowing pixels.	Stupid Because sometimes you need help falling off a ladder.	Sports It's worth the carpal tunnel treatments.
Basketball Breaking News: Isiah Thomas coached the Knicks to study NY population.	Word Rap lyrics as interpreted by charts and graphs.	Emo Cats They don't photograph their junk like emo kids, but they can lick it.
Funny How to defeat mailbox spammers with larger, heavier spam.	Movies Michael Bay continues demonstrating how much of a tool he is.	Bubble Wrap We could pop these things all day. And we have.
EBay Jersey found underneath new Yankee Stadium sold; Yanks can finally pay for A-Rod.	Funny Even when fat dudes land a girl, they still find ways to screw it up.	Weird, Wordly Food Salmon candy? Sounds delicious!
Games If Grand Theft Auto was made for your old NES...	Awesome Proof that bad things happen to people who dance to Soulja Boy.	Double Dribble Six championships? No sweat. Four words? Lots of sweat. (And stuttering.)
Maggie Q Now restoring the good names of high-price escorts in Deception.	Danica Stewart This soap star stings our eyes.	Race Relations White people. Black people. Doo doo doo doot!
Baseball Live it up in style at your favorite ballpark.	WTF? We're not sure if we're aroused or grossed out.	Whip it good! Lights! Camera! Action! Indiana Jones is back!
Sports The top 10 dunks in the NBA's 2007-08 season.	Cool At last, two video game icons come together.	Drive-By Shooting If only the NBA was this exciting.
Funny Priest floats off with party balloons to find God, goes missing.	Girls Holly McGuire can help you kill a few minutes.	Five Seconds With a Chipmunk You've probably seen it, but it's only five seconds long so it won't kill you to see it again.
Cool Don't burst into someone's room unless you are willing to deal with the consequences.	Slippery The greatest celeb wet T-shirt moments.	If OJ Did It... He wouldn't write 110 pages describing exactly how it happened, right? Oh...
Sports Forbes runs down the world’s top-earning athletes.	Sports Face-plants really have a way of spicing up boring tennis.	Ransom Note Generator Another reasons newspapers are totally screwed.
Football The top NFL draft busts of the modern era.	Hot Louise Glover is pretty in pink.	Nerds Tats These people need to be punched in the face.
Christa Campbell She's mmm, mmm good.	Sexy Roxanne McKee is a British beauty.	Batman Nerd Alert Would you like to see my mask? Scarecrow in sequel.
Games NES cartridge modded into NES system. Space-time continuum remains intact.	Cheerleaders It's time again for the hottest pom-poms in the NFL.	911 The funniest 911 call ever
Useful The ultimate office etiquette guide.	Ouch When crashing isn't bad enough, try a dirt bike to the throat.	Food Salmon candy? Sounds delicious!
Odette Yustman Just a little old farm girl from the second biggest city in America.	Babes We love that Eva Padberg seems to hate wearing clothes.	Samwell, "What What (in the Butt)" We play this when the boss visits our floor.
Games Super Mario invades NYC taxicabs.	Sexy We could go for some hot Marconi and cheese.	Music Listen to tons of cool shit.
Interesting Jobs you probably didn't know had high salaries.	Hilarious Dave Chappelle is still alive, and he's still funny.	Elisha Cuthbert She cuths like a knife.
Weird Warrant issued for "Darth Vader."	Hot Anna Kournikova still looks great in a bikini.	Race Relations White people. Black people. Doo doo doo doot!
Funny Eleven ways the Internet will kill you.	Audrina Patridge She's even sexier in real life.	Whip it good Lights! Camera! Action! Indiana Jones is back!
Girls Marissa Miller is an angel in the outfield.	Babes Gemma Atkinson models her underwear drawer.	Drive By Shooting If only the NBA was this exciting.
Funny Idiot tries to rob store with a -4 crossbow of lameness.	TV The 10 most dysfunctional sex moments from Family Guy.	5-Seconds With a Chipmunk You've probably seen it, but it's only five seconds long so it won't kill you to see it again.
Paula Garcés PG just got a whole lot racier.	Cool Don't kids play dodgeball anymore?	If OJ Did It... He wouldn't write 110 pages describing exactly how it happened, right? Oh...
Scandalous Mr. Rogers sure has a filthy mouth.	Girls Shay Lyn Izzo in a steamy bikini shoot video.	Ransom Note Generator Another reasons newspapers are totally screwed.
Sports Who's the best value on the baseball mound today?	Awesome More proof that American TV really isn't that bad.	Nerds Tats These people need to be punched in the face.
Crystal Liu We're breaking out the good China.	Dumb Ass If one bite of the world's hottest chili pepper burns your mouth, why not take a second?	WOXY Internet Radio Listen to tons of cool shit.
Cool Gonorrhea could take Kimbo Slice, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris at the same time.	Ouch The greatest moment in head-butting history.	911...What's Your Emergency? The funniest 911 call ever.
Interesting Historical figures who died some weird deaths.	Sexy Nicky Whelan is the latest wonder from Down Under.	Israeli Defense Forces We surrender.
Girls Hottie Christy Hemme has a picture moment.	Girls A double dose of international sexiness.	Lauren German They really are the best engineered.
Funny Apparently kids solve problems with butter knives now.	Funny Why NASA doesn't allow Kool-Aid in space.	Second Life Girls As close to real as we've ever dated.
Funny Snoop Dogg imitating German folk legend Roy Black and singing in German.	Babes A wonderfully sexy collection of Jennifer Walcott images.	Rad Girls These pretty pranksters will make you do a stunt-double take.
Useful Eight tips for making the first move in your social life.	Hot Carli Banks in black lingerie is hard to resist.	Megan Fox This Transformers hottie has us transfixed.
Games Details on the new video game Spider-Man: Web of Shadows.	Weird Sometimes daylight savings time sucks.	Yesenia Adame Her dance card's full. Bingo card, too.
Alicia Witt Witt's all good!	WTF? With crazy fans like these, it's no wonder Kansas is 9-0.	Vera Jordanova There's no better reason to travel abroad.
Girls Hayden Panettiere in some reaaaaally short jean shorts!	Rachel Nichols Guess we're not the only ones hoping to park with her.

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