QBASIC
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
QBASIC is a programming language invented by Bill Gates and Hitler designed to make a program that would launch missiles from outer space in hopes of destroying the cancer that is killing /b/. Unfortunately, since the earliest versions of QBASIC could only display text, they had to settle for a word processing program that could WRITE SHIT ON YOUR SCREEN instead. The language itself is now only used by old people and faggots who want to feel like hackerz 0n $t3r0id$.
Reasons To Use QBASIC
There is no reason and/or benefit from using QBASIC as of the 21st century.