Fatferaligatr
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| FAT ALERT
WARNING LEVEL: EXTREMELY FUCKING HIGH |
Fatferaligatr is a Mexican retard who draws morbidly obese furries, Pokémon, and Digimon because apparently he thinks they are sexy. He has legions of followers who constantly request that he draws their fat blue Lickitung Georgieburger or a cartoon character we once loved. People even write shitty fanfiction based on his crappy art. He also draws the most disgusting moobs I've ever seen, you might barf.
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Requests
| —Fatferaligatr |
Fatferaligatr likes doing requests because he's too fucking stupid to think of any ideas of his own. However, he does not like to draw humans or anything of the female gender. He fucking can't draw them for he has never seen a naked woman in his life, like most fat people.
However, it's questionable why he wouldn't be able to draw a female character, since the male characters he draws have fucking huge boobs anyways. So it's probably because he can't jack-off to them because he's a fag.
Non-Fat Things
He mentioned not wanting to draw humans or girls, but not things that aren't fat. Ask him for something that is not fat, or an impossible request, such as a fat Skullgreymon, and watch the lulz that will ensue. Or, he might just hide your comments, because he's a fat pussy.
Epic Story Time
The following story was posted on the deviantART pages of over 50 fat artists.
As Bowser made an effort to open his gunk-encrusted, heavy eyelids, a scene from his worst nightmares was unfolding before him. The Afronigger tribesmen were preparing a meal in celebration of the bi-yearly solstice. Bowser and Bowser Junior, cooked to perfection. Bowser strained to look over his multiple rolls of chin and neck lard, huffing with effort as he did so. Finally he noticed his son, Bowser Jr., just a few feet away. Junior's blubber shook comically as the natives struggled to hold him up, so as to give Bowser a better view of what was about to unfold.
Bowser growled as he suddenly felt a sharp pain at the apex of his zit-covered stomach, then looked down over his neck fat to see a crazed nigger driving a jagged stone knife into the center of his blubber. The bix nood jabbered with glee as the sweet, bright red blood sprayed his face like a cool summer rain. Simultaneously one of the other tribesmen climbed, with some difficulty, up the sweaty rolls of Bowser's back and managed to drive his short spear into the back of Bowser's quivering neck. The morbidly obese dinosaur let out a deep grunt as warm blood began to trickle down over his body, sliding over and through his massive rolls as the two nigras stabbed him repeatedly.
But this was to be the least of Bowser's worries. As his son was propped up before him, held suspended in the air by a horde of jungle bunnies, one of the natives carefully placed his long spear at the entrance of Bowser Jr's puckered, disease-ridden asshole. He cried over and over for his father's help, but to no avail. The manic tribesman thrust the spear upward, giggling as it poured Bowser Jr's asshole causing his dimpled, hairy ass to shake like a bowl of Jell-o. The nigra continued to push until the spear blade shot out through Bowser Jr's chest, shooting fountains of blood into the air and raising a terrible, frightened howl from the lardass dinosaur's throat.
Bowser roared in anger and attempted to shift his blubber towards his son, nearly having a heart attack in the process. It was only now, Bowser thought, that he regretted going to McDonald's every fucking day of the week. However, he had little time to think as he was stopped dead in his tracks as one of the nigras. The eager bix nood had been searching underneath Bowser's rolls, and had discovered his golden prize: Bowser's STD-ridden, floppy dick. Bowser screamed with overwhelming pain as the tribesman quickly sliced the member clean of its owner. He proceeded to dance around with the limp appendage, his fellow tribesmen laughing with delight as he wantonly smacked them with what used to be Bowser's cock. Bowser was in excruciating agony as blood, seminal fluid and acrid piss spilled forth from the void where his warty cock once sat. However, just when he thought things couldn't get any worse, the tribesmen moved into the final phase of the sacrifice.
Bowser Jr. quivered helplessly, whimpering as the long spear was twisted around inside of his disgustingly bloated body. As he looked down over his acne-covered neck rolls, one of the nigras jumped into the air and slammed a small axe down into the center of Bowser Jr's stomach. Bowser shook his fatty cheeks and roared desperately as his son gasped for air, watching the native slide down with the axe. This sliced open Bowser Jr's belly in the process, causing massive amounts of dark blood, blubber and intestines to fall out onto the hot ground of the African Savannah. After studying the intestinal patterns for a moment, the nigra gibbered to his fellow executioners and gave the go-ahead.
Though he nearly slipped in the pro, the Great Leader of the Afronigers successfully scaled Bowser Jr's back. Raising his stone saw in the air and chatting to his heathen gods, the head bix's dark work was about to begin. Tears began to well up in Bowser's fatty eyelids as he was pierced by even more spears, knowing fully well the fate that was about to befall his son. Tears also streamed openly down Bowser Jr's pasty cheeks as the saw teeth touched his throat, and the Great Leader began his grisly task.
Bowser Jr let out a high-pitched screech, squealing in sheer terror and thrashing violently as his neck was methodically torn apart. He felt the cold teeth slicing through him as the surrounding niggers chanted, mindlessly, in unison. Opening his bloated mouth wide, he yelped instinctively for his father to do something, anything, to end his torment. However, Bowser could only growl and stare in horror, the tears flowing over his rolls and rolls of fat. Bowser Jr's highly annoying squeals quickly ceased as the Great Leader took hold of the disgusting creatures topknot, and violently ripped the halfway-severed head from Junior's obese body. Jets of blood and spinal fluid sprayed from Bowser Jr's neck over the gathered tribesmen, much to their entertainment. Bowser roared and wept in agony as his son was slaughtered before his very eyes, and soon after he was pushed roughly off of the sacrificial rock.
The tribesmen, gibbering excitedly, rolled the fat fuck like a bowling ball across the arid Savannah. Through his pain Bowser wondered what other cruelty was to befall him, but this query was soon answered as he was rolled into a dugout hole next to a large tree. At the bottom a warm pit of water, filled with vegetables, awaited him. The natives quickly gathered around the hole in the ground, their eyes widening and their lazers charging with anticipation. The niggers simultaneously fired their lazers into the pit of water, causing the liquid to spike in temperature almost immediately. The Afroniggers laughed and watched intently as the roaring dinosaur slowly boiled to death. After taking Bowser Junior's head and placing it into a separate hotpot for dessert, the nigras rolled his fatty, blood-stained corpse into the pit as well. The smell of the two cooking lardasses wafted through the evening air, and the assembled tribe began to excitedly make the final preparations for their celebratory feast. Yes, they would eat well tonight.
Friends
Fatferaligatr has many friends, since all he draws is fat shit. Here are some notable ones:
- Charizard14 (can't draw for fucking shit)
- Dragonbreeder (a diseased penis is more attractive than his art)
- drakin929 (Fuck you, he's a dragon.)
- Crazystef (shitty fanfics)
- Cutenesscollector444 (has the drawing skills of a mentally retarded badger in a vegetative state)
- Schochioman (can't draw anything, same as the rest)
FastandfuriousyoshiBANNED BECAUSE HE GOT PHISHED AND POSTED TUBGIRL EVERYWHERE- FAFY's new account, even though he claims to be a 'friend of his'. (aka "the next Chasethehedgehog)
- ExpAndrew (shit)
- Tolstoy (a gigantic, diseased, faggy pile of shit, lard, and AIDS)
- Big-Wolf (self-explanatory)
- Dragomike (lol)
They all are extremely talented people. Some even draw in their own style.
What People Say
Here is what America has to say on Fatferaligatr:
| —Drakin929, on "fat growlmon". |
| —Zaedrin, on "ultra extreme hyperfat Zaedrin". |
However, if you were to leave something such as critique, or a comment he either is offended by or can't comprehend (because he's fucking stupid), Fatferaligatr will hide your comment. And block you. That's all he does. srsly.
Lulzy Comments
 | Add pixplzkthnx to Fatferaligatr Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix. |
 These will all be hidden. |
 Same with these. |
 Wiser words were never spoken. |
 WHAT RITALIN? |
 The Truth is spoken. In a very immature 14-year old manner. Fatass should understand. |
 The Fresh Prince of Fatferaligatr, screened before it gets hidden. |
 For the lulz, really. |
 "It looks like we are dealing with someone who absolutely has...no life." Why the hell is he still on DA?! |
He Drew Fat Pedobear
No More Fatferaligatr?
Recently, after the discovery of his article, as well as spam attacks from 4chan and 7chan, Fatferaligatr hasn't submitted any pictures since early June, hasn't posted a new journal entry since late May, and hasn't +fav'd any artwork since late July. However, Fatferaligatr isn't dead yet, since he still hides any negative comments because he still can't draw anything good or not fat. Nah, he dead now. He deleted fucking everything, including his favorites and no longer hides comments. Epic win!
Gallery
 DONT ASK ME FR FEMALES REQUEST!!!! |
 It's only an amount of time before he draws an "ultra extrem hyperfat mudkip." |
 Oh God. |
 Is that sum scat, lulz? |
 O WOW. HE GOES AFTER SHITTY NEW CARTOONS AS WELL. |
 ... |
 Uh...is Bowser Jr. humping his father? |
 Some supporting evidence for the "fat = insta popularity" theory. |
 ...delicious cake? |
 Of course. |
 CUZ A FAT KING NEED AN FAT QUEEN LOL |
 DON'T look at the nipples!! |
 SMELL THE ASS |
Fan Art
 What would happen to Fat Bowser if the laws of physics actually applied to this abomination. |
 Shoop da whoop lets Fatferaligatr know what they think about him. |
 Fat Bowser an heroes himself after crushing his son. |
 Fatferaligatr can't take the pain anymore. |
 Anyone can learn how to draw like Fatferaligatr with this exciting tutorial! |
Contact
Like most fat artists scared of being harassed, Fatferaligatr has kept his contact info private. However, we were able to find out that his AIM screen name is fatferaligatr.
Yes, really fucking creative, I know.
See also
- Auchimura
- Angel Meiru
- CattyN
- Dragonbreeder
- Dragomike
- Hhhippo
- Inflatablewolfi
- MeleeKirby
- Mikemedia
- Mxbot
- Rubbertex Raccoon
- Tolstoy
- TrufflesforYou
- Two-Ton-Neko
- Virus-20
- Zero Whitefang
- ZS3
External Links
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Fatferaligatr is part of a series on DeviantART |
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Fatferaligatr is part of a series on Furfaggotry |
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