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Bloody Blogs -
FANG Fatale
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Written by Isabelle Burtan
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Friday, January 30, 2009 08:00 AM |
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If the zombie apocalypse should ever occur, my friend Drew is the first person I would call. Not only does he possess the mental acuity and physical prowess to outsmart/run/bash-zombie-heads-with-crowbars, but he knows more about zombies than perhaps anyone needs to (aside from maybe Max Brooks)…that is…until the hard times come and zombies start eating your family. So naturally, while scanning through the video store together on a cold winter’s night, his laughing selection of ZOMBIE STRIPPERS (2008), left me amused, but it also left me intrigued. That’s right. ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. It’s a film about strippers who turn into zombies…and keep stripping.
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Bloody Blogs -
FANG Fatale
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Written by Isabelle Burtan
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Tuesday, December 09, 2008 06:00 AM |
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What, would you say, is a heterosexual male’s worst nightmare? Perhaps it is not fulfilling his dreams and ambitions. Perhaps it is being a bad father. Perhaps it is premature ejaculation.
I, and TEETH (2007), might argue: it is having your penis bitten off by a woman’s vagina in the middle of intercourse.
(cough).
Yes, I think that pretty much answers that question.
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Bloody Blogs -
FANG Fatale
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Written by Isabelle Burtan
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008 12:00 PM |
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She has played the victim. Her chest has heaved mightily in resisting the vampire’s charms. She has been sucked dry. And now she’s getting a little peckish. In films like the Blade (1998, 2002, 2004) trinity, Underworld’s I & II (2003, 2006), Queen of the Damned (2002), The Lair of the White Worm (1988)(—with Hugh Grant!), Once Bitten (1985)(—with Jim Carrey!), and the all the Dracula’s with their three tempting Fates, what is a hungry lady Vamp to do? Whatever she wants, to start.
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Bloody Blogs -
FANG Fatale
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Written by Isabelle Burtan
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 12:46 PM |
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Vampires turn some people on. Others, I’m sure, are repelled at the idea of an immortal creature sucking their blood right out of them like a fine wine (or delicious milkshake: pick your poison). But for women as victims in vampire films, the horror and temptation of a vampire’s kiss stroll hand in tenuous hand, tentatively smiling at each other in a relatively clichéd (but yet oh-so-watch-able) way.
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