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Contents 1 ED:UPGRADE 2009 - New ED: ED Is Slow Is Now Old Meme. 2 Archives, By Date Range 3 I'm Naked?!? 4 ARRRRGH 4.1 Update 5 The washington post breaks rule 1/2 6 Lego 7 This is going to do a lot to improve the world view of muslims 8 13-year-old dad & 15-year-old mum 9 The Epic of Emma 10 Fag abuses cat and posts it on Youtube; get's v& by /b/ 11 NY Post trolls Obama again 12 Do You Like The Radio? 13 Timeline extension request 13.1 as 13.2 new 13.3 subsections

ED:UPGRADE 2009 - New ED: ED Is Slow Is Now Old Meme.

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Archives, By Date Range

• Archive 1 - Content up to September 2, 2006
• Archive 2 - Content up to September 19, 2006
• Archive 3 - Content up to October 4, 2006
• Archive 4 - Content up to October 13, 2006
• Archive 5 - Content up to November 4, 2006
• Archive 6 - Content up to December 5, 2006
• Archive 7 - Content up to December 28, 2006
• Archive 8 - Content up to January 17, 2007
• Archive 9 - Content up to February 6, 2007
• Archive 10 - Content up to February 27, 2007
• Archive 11 - Content up to March 23, 2007
• Archive 12 - Content up to April 12, 2007
• Archive 13 - Content up to June 11, 2007
• Archive 14 - Content up to July 4, 2007
• Archive 15 - Content up to August 4, 2007
• Archive 16 - Content up to August 10, 2007
• Archive 17 - Content up to October 9, 2007
• Archive 18 - Content up to October 9, 2007 (not a typo; time-space paradox)
• Archive 19 - Content up to November 11, 2007
• Archive 20 - Content up to December 8, 2007
• Archive 21 - Content up to December 27, 2007
• Archive 22 - Content up to January 20, 2008
• Archive 23 - Content up to February 21, 2008
• Archive 24 - Content up to May 22, 2008
• Archive 25 - Content up to June 21, 2008
• Archive 26 - Content up to July 22, 2008
• Archive 27 - Content up until August 12, 2008
• Archive 28 - Content up until September 9, 2008
• Archive 29 - Content up until September 29, 2008
• Archive 30 - Content up until November 11, 2008
• Archive 31 - Content up until December 12, 2008
• Archive 32 - Content up until December 23, 2008
• Archive 33 - Content up until January 9, 2009
• Archive 34 - Content up until February 4, 2009
• Archive 35 - Content up until February 12, 2009

I'm Naked?!?

I have been getting reports of a video which purports to be a naked David Failkips walking around IRL. It isn't me, but now I want to see this. /r/ing sauce plox. reward? Failkips Rule 34? we'll see. (Bonus points if whoever the naked guy is is wearing a Failkips mask.) DavidFailkips 19:59, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

• The video consists of an overweight guy with curly long dirty blonde hair and a beard walking around to a kitchen and back to the living room. Naked. Apparently it's supposed to be you but you said it wasn't, lol. Fourchanvent used it for Stickam raids before they got v&. Pink Poodle _*yap* 20:24, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

• Ah. Thanks, FUKKANONZ. DavidFailkips 04:42, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

ARRRRGH

The fine fellows who run the Pirate Bay went on trial in Stockholm today. They face two years in prison and $16 million in fines. You are a pirate DYSRHYTHMIA_{Y HALO THAR} 03:09, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

• They have a page on their replies to lawyers from the US making copyright infringement complaints that is pure lulz. I am surprised that they actually took him to trial, I thought Sweden passed some law saying that online media is nothing but ones and zeros. --zaigertalkplx 03:13, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

• Yeah I've seen the shit on their site before, it's definitely lulzy. The people leading the prosecution are The International Federation of the Phonographic Industry. This is from their front page:

“	FPI represents the recording industry worldwide, with a membership comprising some 1400 record companies in 72 countries and affiliated industry associations in 44 countries. IFPI's mission is to promote the value of recorded music, safeguard the rights of record producers and expand the commercial uses of recorded music in all markets where its members operate.	„

DYSRHYTHMIA_{Y HALO THAR} 03:37, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

• They won't put them behind bars; the judge is still pirating Photoshop CS4 and can't do it without Pirate Bay. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 07:31, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

• that doesn't quite explain why TPB and Demonoid's servers were near totally inaccessible for me a few hours ago. a nap later, and everything is fine again. DavidFailkips 07:57, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

• Ah, man. Why is it that these guys might be thrown behind bars while the cumdumpster and her twerp-turkey baster won't? I mean, can you SERIOUSLY tell me that they don't represent a greater social menace?

--AlphaFactor 18:03, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Update

All charges dealing with actually copying files have been dropped and now the prosecution is focusing on the "making available" issue. Also this their bus and it is lulz. Link DYSRHYTHMIA_{Y HALO THAR} 19:37, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

The washington post breaks rule 1/2

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/16/AR2009021601565.html?hpid=sec-tech So apparently mootle is a poor cash strapped college student. who woulda thunk I EAT MUDKIPZ 23:10, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

• I guess it makes sense that he is an out of work "skinny-fat" guy who lives in his mom's basement. Lulz for being the definition of an internet user. DYSRHYTHMIA_{Y HALO THAR} 23:22, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
• way tl;dr --zaigertalkplx 23:38, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
• TL;dr: mootle is a college drop out mom's basement dweller who can't make enough jew golds from his little website because he has standards for the kinds of ads people see. Also fangirls say "OMFG LEMME SUCK UR DICK MOOT" whenever they see him. 23:57, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Actually it's guys who want to suck moot's dick. Ritegroic 12:31, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Lego

Tell me how this looks so far. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 00:29, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

This is going to do a lot to improve the world view of muslims

The founder of an upstate New York TV station aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes has been arrested on suspicion of killing his wife, who was beheaded. I think I just lolgasmed. --zaigertalkplx 20:37, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

LOL. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 21:51, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

I wonder if he used a scimitar. DYSRHYTHMIA_{Y HALO THAR} 21:56, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

• This is the most likely scenario in my opinion. --zaigertalkplx 22:55, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

• FLAWLESS VICTORY. Replicant10000 00:43, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

13-year-old dad & 15-year-old mum

See: Chantelle Steadman --ODB - wut? 00:50, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

The Epic of Emma

See Stuart Slann --ODB - wut? 22:15, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Fag abuses cat and posts it on Youtube; get's v& by /b/

See Kenny Glenn --ODB - wut? 22:15, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

NY Post trolls Obama again

Based off that case of the wild chimpanzee, this is fucking lol. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 00:25, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

• First Kenny Glenn and now this? Don't people understand how being compared to a fucking nigger is offensive to animals?--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 00:31, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
• The NY Post's rationale, as stated in its recent press release, was that the use of a chimpanzee was a reference to the escapades of a escaped zoo monkey that was causing havoc in Conn. a week ago. However, the preponderence of the evidence shows that this was just pure trolling on the NY Post's part. The only reason they published that cartoon was to piss everyone off -- and we're pretty fucking pissed.

--AlphaFactor 02:25, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

• • A. Wyatt Mann would be proud. --Blu Aardvark 02:29, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

• LOL is this real? DYSRHYTHMIA_{Y HALO THAR} 00:45, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
• I saw something about this as my roommate was flipping through channels. Shrubkike was here 00:55, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

• You know... The NY Post picture probably doesn't contain a racial slant regardless of what I said earlier. After all, wouldn't FOX News be ever above that sort of thing..?

--AlphaFactor 07:47, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

• Oh lawdy, they be a protestin' DYSRHYTHMIA_{Y HALO THAR} 19:17, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Trivia of the movie - It zoomed in on a police car that says "34" on the Stanford footage. And here my voice goes to ones and zeros... 19:43, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

The negro community frowns upon your shenanigans Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 00:38, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Do You Like The Radio?

Then check out Coast to Coast AM and let me know how much of an awesome/shitty job I did. kthxbye. DYSRHYTHMIA_{Y HALO THAR} 02:28, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

I lol'd a little. It needs a little bit more work. The videos were funny. --Pierced ^Anonymous 17:11, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

I've listened to this since 1999. A particularly lulzy bit was Art Bell being accused of raping his son by some shortwave survivalists, and then he retired afterwards. also Heaven's Gate killed themselves because of his faggotry. --One With The Lulz 21:42, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Heaven's gate? --Pierced ^Anonymous 01:28, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

• These guys:

DYSRHYTHMIA_{Y HALO THAR} 01:44, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

lol ok. Thanks. --Pierced ^Anonymous 01:47, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Timeline extension request

Is there any chance of getting a timelines extension for documenting some of the longer running drama? I'm thinking in particular of the like of chris chan and sweet eva where tards just dump in updates

as

UPDATE!

new

UPDATE!

subsections

UPDATE! or worse, fucking strikethrough. This is one I use on my own wikis and its pretty fidgety to get the hang of, but works better than shittier alternatives. -Wit • msg 19:02, 19 February 2009 (UTC)