There are no niggers on the Internet
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
—Borr |
Just like there are no girls on the internet, it is common knowledge that there are also no black people on the internet and all those 419 Nigerian Email Scams are actually from white people. Whether this is due to the fact that there typically aren't internet connections in cotton fields or whether computers are beyond the average ape, this simple statement has given internet savvy races free reign over treatment of blacks on the tubes. Certain political or social groups revel in that circumstance and create tons of laughably poor-quality web sites where they carry on crazy-assed, one-sided conversations about the evils of niggerdom. Their absence, and hence inability to defend themselves, has made them the center of countless memes, image macros, and hilarious videos.
Further Evidence
—Ulfus, on niggas in vidya games |
Also
How come you never see any black goths?
—Ouroboros |
Internets phenomena
Despite their absence from the interwebs, black people are still quite popular online.
Memes
Habbo
At Habbo Hotel, there were public pools that nigras weren't allowed in. First, nigras like MLK tried passive non-violence, but they were just thrown out of the pool by racist mods who falsely accused them of blocking. So Malcolm X organized nigras into groups like The Black Panthers and then they went and blocked the pool. This worked better, but the racist mods still kept throwing them out and banning them.
Finally, nigras got together in mass, called for /b/lackup, and did a million man march. After satellite imagery proved there were only 720,410 nigras who participated in the march, Congress passed a law punishing the nigras for being uppity, by banning them from all Denny's restaurants in the US.
A Message to Whitey
Apparently, one day a nigra finally did gain access to the internet. Noone knows how such a thing happened, but experts believe that it was most likely achieved with a $100 laptop. While not looking at pr0n, he took the opportunity to leave us the following message:
—Some guy who doesn't know how to spell "lawyer". |
Stereotypes
All niggas spend their days eating fried chicken, getting drunk on Colt 45, Olde English, or any other cheap ass Malt Liquor, smoking menthol cigarettes, weed and/or crack cocaine, followed by dog fighting, spittin' beats, and raping white wiminz. That kid who stole your bike when you were 12? A nigger. Because of the prevalence of violence in black society, 9 out of 10 blacks will be gunned down before the age of three.
Also, negroes are weirdly attracted to the color teal. Check it out: menthol cigarette packages are teal, black strippers use teal panties, and most new pro sports franchises pick teal as one of their team colors in order to attract sports-obsessed Negroes.
Videos
Typical behavior
A Day In The Life
Anatomy
Gallery
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See also
- 419 Scams
- Happy Negro
- Nigga Know Technology
- Nigger Manual
- Niggertits
- Nigra
- NO NIGGERS
- Sparkling Wiggles
External Links
- "Where are all the black people on the internet?"
- African Americans facing 'digital dimmer switch' in Internet usage
- Niggers can't swim. As proven by time.com
There are no niggers on the Internet is part of a series of topics related to Black People. ☻ |