Wikipedia:1000 things not to write your article about

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1000+ things not to write your article about

Many vandals and trolls roam Wikipedia. But even more create accounts and create pages about whatever they feel like, without even looking at any of the Wikipedia policies and guidelines. This list is for new users and (hopefully) people looking to create a page about any of these things. Anyone can add to this list, as long it is a reasonable item. Remember to sign your name if you add an item.

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Please bear in mind that vulgar, insensitive, or rude comments written below will result in action being taken.

1. The former first rule of Wikipedia is that you do not write about Fight Club
2. The former second rule of Wikipedia is that you do NOT write about Fight Club
3. When the cows won the war.
4. When the cows win the war.
5. When the carrots took over the army.
6. Places where you itch.
7. Your local shop in the middle of nowhere.
8. The average airspeed of an unladen swallow (African OR European).
9. That dirt road that runs behind your house.
10. A club that you formed yesterday that has exactly two members.
11. Stuff that you like.
12. Your pet.
13. 1,000,000 reasons to hate The Simpsons
14. Something or someone that you work for.
15. Your science fair project.
16. The time you walked under a ladder pouring salt over a black cat whilst entering a mirror-breaking contest.
17. How much you hate your teachers/friends/parents/pets/significant other.
18. Your invention that you're going to make when you're 22.
19. Another Wikipedian, unless they're actually notable.
20. Your secret recipe.
21. Your father's mother's brother's cousin's uncle's nephew's former roommate.
22. The new word you made up yesterday.
23. Something that's not even real.
24. Games that you play.
25. A lame celebrity who already has a surprisingly good article. The search button is there for a reason.
26. The vandal you admire.
27. Your last sockpuppet.
28. The admin who blocked your last sockpuppet.
29. Your ex.
30. Your ex's new boy/girlfriend.
31. Notable things. Or was that non-notable things?
32. Your love affair with South Park's Eric Cartman.
33. Pokémon, Vice-presidents who have shot people, or Natasha Demkina, the Russian girl who claims to have X-ray vision.
34. Jimbo Wales.
35. Your growing love for Hannah Montana.
36. Your growing hate for Hannah Montana.
37. Your sibling.
38. Your favorite Stephen King character.
39. Your favorite High School Musical character.
40. Your mother-in-law.
41. Your vacation to Chicago, Illinois.
42. That time you were robbed.
43. 42.
44. Your local pool that nobody knows about.
45. Your karate status.
46. Your crappy lego model.
47. Your awkward moment.
48. Your paranormal experience.
49. Your life.
50. The film your friend made.
51. The extras in that film.
52. Your street.
53. Your professor.
54. The principal who suspended you for doing something at school you shouldn't have done (like vandalizing Wikipedia on a school computer).
55. The tree in your backyard .
56. The roundabout at the end of your street.
57. Your boyfriend's girlfriend's boyfriend.
58. How yummy that sandwich you just finished was.
59. Your company.
60. Your school.
61. Your teachers.
62. Elephants (but only if your name is Stephen Colbert).
63. Your ridiculously long 300-page iPhone bill.
64. Desmond Dekker.
65. That time you won a radio contest.
66. The huge rock in your backyard.
67. Your cute poodle.
68. Your failed math test.
69. Your rejection on American Idol.
70. Your birthday.
71. How long it took you to get a Wii.
72. How long it took you to get Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
73. Your trip to a Red Sox game.
74. That time you saw a Lamborghini, or a Ferrari. or a Bentley, or any other car none of us will be touring in any time soon.
75. ur txting addixion.
76. That time you got in a fight with your best friend (who you shouldn't write an article about!!).
77. Your unpaid parking tickets
78. Pictures of your cat
79. Especialy if it's a LOL cat
80. Your school magazine
81. Your shopping center
82. Your bike
83. Your car
84. Your mum
85. Your artworks
86. A copy of an existing article under a slightly different title. Really. We're not THAT stupid.
87. The novel you haven't published.
88. Characters from the novel you haven't published.
89. The novel you have published.
90. 100 Characters from the novel you have published.
91. The "high communist cabal" in your school
92. The growing tensions between you and the teacher who was mad at you for winning the actual position on the actual lawmaking body over someone related to them, so organized the high communist cabal with your principal and left it in the hands of a "trusted" person, who ended up leaking everything they say at their communist cabal meetings to you.
93. A premonition you had of the future.
94. Films that have been announced, but don't actually exist.
95. Your gaming team.
96. Your secret plans to kidnap Hulk Hogan.
97. The benefits of chewing with your mouth closed.
98. A proposal to your girlfriend.
99. What a rejected proposal felt like.
100. Remember rules 1, 2 and 3
101. Kazimierz Pułaski's mom
102. Times when you wake up behind an alley garbage can with your pants down.
103. Help regarding your quest to find that hairy, fat, naked, bald guy who was following you on his bike at night.
104. Simon Magniti's cat.
105. High School Musical.
106. How depressing your life is.
107. Your Own Blog (also don't add personal blogs in external links).
108. About "The day your best friend crapped him/her self"
109. And Never "That was the best time of my life!"
110. That awesome song by an American Idol contestant.
111. How dragons are real because you saw this special on Animal Planet!
112. Your favorite food
113. Your favorite new ice cream
114. Your animal rights campaigns or what you learned from any website run by PETA.
115. Your version of film company logos.
116. The animated specials Cartoon All-Stars 2000's and Mickey Mouse in a find Ariel, Lilo, and Aladdin.
117. The haunted house in your neighborhood.
118. That one time you had sex.
119. Even if it was incest.
120. Even if the act was with a long dead notable person and the earth moved for them.
121. Your amazing talent to play jingle bells on the piano with your nose.
122. That one time you played chess with a 10 year old. And actually won!
123. Your personal take on crop circles (even if you visited and explored each and every one of them and have genuine pictures to display).
124. That one time you sang or played an instrument for school/college/local club, even if you were highly appreciated. Till the time you have sold a million copies of your album or have toured as a guest with an established band/person, don't create an article!
125. That one time you saw Carmen Electra in the Mall's parking lot. Even if she looked/smiled/waved at you.
126. That Ringling Brothers Circus, which went defunct 80 years ago, abuses animals.
127. Zac Efron and how he is so totally hot.
128. Zac Efron and how he is so totally not hot.
129. How George W. Bush can't fix the world because the democrats won't get out of his way.
130. How Barack Obama will destroy it.
131. How Hillary Clinton will mess it up a bit more.
132. Dribbling and how it is annoying.
133. Why Jesse McCartney is hot.
134. Why Jesse McCartney is not hot.
135. The color of your carpet.
136. Aliens and how they abducted you.
137. The time you beat a girl.
138. The time a girl beat you.
139. The time you got hit in the nuts.
140. The time the nuts hit you.
141. A countdown to 20 January 2009. Please. This has been done before.
142. How Europeans seeing such an article will cry "there's no 20th month".
143. A how-to about intercourse (oh, cum on!)
144. The Game which you just lost.
145. Your mom
146. Somebody else's mom
147. Your mother's mom
148. The stupid computer you're editing on which took you ten days to get it to Wikipedia (even if the OS is from MS).
149. Megan Duger and the supposed American Girl doll being made of her.
150. Your Breakfast
151. Your lunch
152. Your bed
153. The "for sale" sign outside your neighbor's house
154. How the cashier lady in McDonalds was rude to you.
155. How sad you are.
156. The guide to find Spiderwick's guide in the library.
157. Your insecurities about the size of your penis.
158. How you got a boner the first time you saw the video for Umbrella by Rihanna.
159. Your quest to find some one who does not believe size matters.
160. How you're mad because the popular girls all have a date to the dance and you don't because you're ugly!
161. How you feel like no one cares about you or understands you.
162. How you're mad at your teacher for giving you an F in her class.
163. How you're mad at your teacher for not giving you an F after her class.
164. The police officer who arrested you.
165. The judge who made not editing Wikipedia a condition of your probation, unless the judge is independently notable.
166. The squirrel that's jumping around in your backyard now.
167. How you got in a hot argument with your teacher about whether Wikipedia is reliable or not.
168. How much you hate your little brother/sister.
169. How you think all poodles look better painted pink.
170. How you punched that dragon so hard he breathed fire all over the world and caused global warming.
171. How you think Wikipedia is stupid, unreliable, inconsistent, and dumb.
172. How any company is evil because they test on animals.
173. How the Iditarod was just created to abuse and kill puppies, and how Wikipedia and Anchorage Daily News are biased and written by animal abusers.
174. How all the Preps are stupid and ran away when you scared them!
175. How Hot Topic is cool and Abercrombie sucks.
176. That Fall Out Boy is Heavy Metal.
177. The time one of the Jonas Brothers kissed you.
178. Especially if you're male.
179. How your penis is larger than everyone else's.
180. How you are mad at Proactiv acne creme for not working and you still have a bad acne problem.
181. How you are now searching for a new cure for acne.
182. That time you thought you saw Rosie O'Donnell, when in reality it was just a cow that got loose.
183. Bigfoot
184. Why you're mad at your mom.
185. Why you believe that the entire world is out to get you.
186. The time you and your friends had a Warheads eating contest and how you won and afterwards your tongue hurt because you ate too many.
187. The dump you took last night that you SWEAR was the biggest ever!
188. How much you PWN on Call of Duty 4:Modern Warfare.
189. How its unfair you get pwned on Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
190. The one time you got drunk and you and your best friend fooled around.
191. How much you enjoyed the time you and your best friend fooled around.
192. Odd phenomenons you see occur.
193. When your contributions are deleted.
194. When you chased down Count Chocula with a really stupid FBI agent .
195. Inuyasha. Its F'ing Dragon Ball Z for girls!!
196. That time you and your cousin, brother, and friend got stoned and painted your garage pink and green and purple with hippie designs and somehow convinced your mother that you were sober when it happened.
197. What he said.
198. That one time at band camp.
199. How cranberry juice leaves that dry aftertaste in your mouth.
200. The characters that are not in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
201. Why you think Prince William is cuter than Prince Harry, or the other way around.
202. Your HUGE collection of [insert thing here], unless you have found a place in the Guinness Book of World Records.
203. Robot Women.
204. The name of the planet so mysterious that people who have heard it's name, dare not speak it.
205. How funny Jim Carrey is.
206. How cool Vin Diesel is.
207. Even if they insist on humiliating themselves with Disney movies.
208. How much Disney preys on the lack of intelligence in children and how easily entertained they are, however true or evil
209. How hot that chick from Ultraviolet is. No she didn't wink at you.
210. The kid sitting next to you at school with the questionable sexual preference who you saw Google "straight".
211. How bad you have to pee.
212. What color you just painted your fingernails.
213. That time you punched your acne-covered friend and a pimple exploded on your hand.
214. Barbie fashion designer.
215. The fascinating production process of pencils.
216. How much your pet rats smell.
217. How slow your computer is.
218. How drunk you were that time you ran into Angelina Jolie on the sidewalk.
219. How gay Zac Efron is.
220. Hobos
221. Seasick Steve
222. HIM
223. Your conspiracy theories about aliens, 9/11, the Kennedy Assassination, etc.
224. How the Jews control the world's banks.
225. How all Mormons are polygamists.
226. How you should hate Jennifer Lopez because she wears fur.
227. How Burberry slaughters bunnies and sheep and is worn by ugly Chavs.
228. How our mommies and Chinese people kill cute little animals.
229. That Americans are fat and lazy (see Wall-E).
230. The fact that Barack Obama is a racist Muslim.
231. How Barack Obama will behead the next person who calls him a muslim, because he's NOT.
232. That John McCain is REALLY, REALLY old!
233. How you hated the new Pink Panther movie and want Peter Sellers' ghost to haunt Steve Martin.
234. Any useless top ten lists.
235. A list of 1000 things not to write your article about.
236. How Doo-Wop music from the 1950s and early 1960s should be listened to by today's kids instead of that meaningless noise they call music.
237. That kid who sat behind John Lennon in Biology class.
238. That small lump of green putty you found in your armpit.
239. What you do at night. We really don't want to know.
240. The fact that your neighbor's dog barks constantly.
241. The fact that your grandma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.
242. A list of Yo' Momma! jokes. Please, those are SO old.
243. A list of redneck jokes.
244. A list of blonde jokes. Those are old too.
245. Why I can't get that stain out of my bedsheets.
246. That Avatar, Yoko Ono, and Teen Titans are anime.
247. How your family sucks, is not smart, is too strict, etc.
248. How most people can't tell the difference between etc. and ECT.
249. Why you can not get a girlfriend.
250. How rap really, really, really sucks and rock rules all.
251. Why Wikipedia is so good.
252. Why Wikipedia is so bad.
253. Your idea why Wikipedia was even invented.
254. Stories about yourself.
255. How PS3 is so PWNed by Xbox 360.
256. Why you failed the math quiz on the February 24, 2054.
257. The fact that USERNAME has no life.
258. The reason you hate Democrats.
259. The reason you hate Republicans.
260. The reason you hate politics.
261. The reason you like/hate the number '7'.
262. The reason you like/hate Bungie.
263. The reason you like/hate Halo: Combat Evolved.
264. The reason you like/hate Halo 2.
265. The reason you like/hate Halo 3.
266. The fact you LOVE/HATE Pimps at Sea.
267. The fact that you absolutely love Vampire Weekend!
268. How rich you are.
269. How poor you are.
270. How much of a beggarman/thief you are.
271. Your trip to Jamaica, mon!
272. Why you Love/Hate Hillary Clinton.
273. What you ate for breakfast three weeks ago.
274. What your friend ate for breakfast three weeks ago.
275. What friend you ate for breakfast three weeks ago.
276. Your plans to take over the world.
277. Your plans to rob a bank
278. The bank you're planning on robbing
279. The bank you're not planning on robbing
280. How O.J. Simpson really didn't do it (even though he did)
281. How O.J. Simpson really did do it (even though he didn't)
282. How rich you're going to be five years from now
283. About why 2 + 2 should equal 13
284. How stupid this page is
285. How you could come up with so many better things to put on this page
286. That time you went cow tipping.
287. Your truck
288. Your farm
289. How big your TV is.
290. The color of your eyes
291. The color of your hair
292. The new color of your hair
293. The new color of Dennis Rodman's hair
294. That one time you bought lottery tickets and got the wrong numbers for the wrong tickets an would of ended up winning millions, starting your own company, getting even richer, marrying a supermodel, going bankrupt, having your wife leave you for your dad, and ended up getting shot.
295. How you dyed your hair
296. How much you love/hate Russia
297. About how you dyed your hair again
298. The wonderful world of cheese
299. How you dyed your hair for the 12th time this week
300. How they can't find Osama Bin Laden
301. How they can't find Waldo
302. How you can't find Barack Obama
303. Quit dying your hair
304. When you think the world is going to end
305. Your socks
306. What color mirrors are
307. How your little sister won't stop complaining she wants to go outside
308. How your pet cat won't stop jumping up on your lap when you're trying to type stuff on Wikipedia
309. Which way the wind is blowing today
310. How the word Schnifilpufin isn't a real word
311. Illegal immigrants and how they're ruining the United States
312. A hole you dug.
313. What you are going to put in the hole you dug.
314. How nobody cares about the hole you dug or what you're going to put in it.
315. How mad you are that nobody cares about the hole you dug or what you're going to put in it.
316. What you're going to do to the people who don't care about the hole you dug or what you're going to put in it.
317. What you did to the people who didn't care about the hole you dug or what you were going to put in it.
318. How bad it was in jail for doing what you did to those people who didn't care about the hole you dug or what you're going to put in it.
319. How stupid the last seven things are.
320. How mad you are about the last seven things written.
321. How you thought I was going to do that again.
322. how you are so glad that i'm not doing it again
323. There were two "e"s in rule
324. How aliens will one day rule the world
325. Why we should send the aliens back to Mexico
326. Why we should send the aliens back to Skaro
327. That your power went out
328. Stuff you are allergic to
329. Stuff your friends are allergic to.
330. Fried chicken and how good it tastes.
331. Why Barack Obama likes fried chicken
332. Watermelon and how good it tastes.
333. Anything saying lies about how fried chicken and watermelon don't taste good.
334. How your favorite sandwich filling is fried chicken and watermelon.
335. The Number 4
336. Why the number 14 is the greatest number ever
337. Why April is the greatest month ever.
338. Why April 14 is the greatest day ever.
339. Why the triangle is the best color ever.
340. Why red is the best shape ever.
341. Your theory on why water is wet and not dry like dry things but is wet like wet things because it is wet and wet is not dry but is wet as in wet. WET!
342. That time you saw the Loch Ness Monster.
343. That time you rode the Loch Ness Monster.
344. The person who is stalking you
345. The person who keeps watching you
346. The person you are watching
347. Random threats you make to people
348. The time that the old man across the street stole your ball
349. The time that you ate a hamburger and farted for days
350. Your plans for world domination
351. What kind of toothpaste you use.
352. The color of the toothpaste you use.
353. What flavor your toothpaste is.
354. How celebrities need to wear underwear.
355. How much money you have in your wallet right now.
356. Bill Clinton and all the various things he has done in the Oval Office.
357. Hillary Clinton and all the things she has apparently forgiven Bill for doing in the Oval office.
358. Really big words that nobody knows what they mean.
359. Your obsession with editing Wikipedia.
360. How the world/Wikipedia will implode/explode the instant it does
361. How crappy this list is.
362. Anything else no-one knows about.
363. Fake motels (i.e. The Trucker's Inn in Holmdel, New Jersey)
364. Why the *bleep* you're reading this.
365. How long it took to write this.
366. How 68 can destroy the universe.
367. And so can 86. Or can it? No.
368. How your dog truly ate your homework and no one believed you.
369. Hamilton's restaraunt (yeah, I spelt that completely wrong. Or did I?) in Edinburgh
370. a non-existent froogle or muppet (whatever a froogle is)
371. h0w 1337 y0u @r3
372. Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
373. The time you were banned from the computer for 20 minutes and how outrageously angry you were that you couldn't finish writi. . .
374. That time your best friend went Jewish for a day
375. The huge annoying campervan that is a tremendous eyesore right outside your house
376. How cool Adriana Dulmage and Ismail Hasaballa are.
377. How Boronica Metaliaj is a huge turn on.
378. The fastest guitarist in the world
379. If you don't remember go check it.
380. The country you made up.
381. That one time when you like totally broke a nail!
382. How this list is never going to be finished.
383. Really, really, really big numbers.
384. The color of electricity
385. What the wind looks like
386. Nothing
387. Your poetry
388. How do we know that blue is really blue?
389. Why airline food is so bad.
390. Why Lost is the best/worst show ever.
391. The game.
392. Why you just lost the game.
393. Why you're angry because you just lost the game.
394. Why thirty minutes isn't enough time to spread the game.
395. How you're going to make sure you make all of your friends lose the game.
396. Your not so fool-proof plan to make the whole world finally lose the game so that the game would be over.
397. Where in the world Carmen Sandiego really is.
398. Samantha's love for climaxing over Tommy Toolshed and how perfectly scenic Alex's hair is.
399. Why the sky is blue, not purple, green, turquoise, or off-white.
400. Why you can't love on yourself
401. Repeating stuff and making multiple articles.
402. How bad Girl Scout cookies are.
403. Rumors you hear about that one guy/gal you've never heard of in class or at the mall or in the middle of nowhere.
404. The T-man Show
405. How much you like/hate some show or thing.
406. sentence fragments.
407. How you JUST NOTICED that Wikipedia is a project by Wikimedia and that it's powered by MediaWiki
408. Your dog (did someone already say that?)
409. Your love for the number 12
410. Your high score in Lunar Jetman
411. The rumors of people thinking you're God
412. How bored you must have been to read all this way down the list.
413. How long you took to read all the way down this list.
414. Your list of scrabble vocabulary: words like "equiponderating".
415. The number before ∞
416. Pokemon Skuntank
417. Why you are reading this list right now
418. Whether Gerard Way is "gay" minus "erardw"
419. Your growing love/concern for the big tubby girl who lives in a house made of twigs.
420. 1,000 reasons to love The Simpsons
421. Your love/hate for the girl at the till of the newsagents.
422. That crazy old lady who always thinks the world will end in 30 seconds.
423. Writing multiple articles about one thing (or here on this list. ahem).
424. Why the word "ahem" should be in Webster's Dictionary.
425. How the word "ahem" is already in Webster's Dictionary.
426. The fact that there's really very little relevant information and the fact that I'm doing very little for that fact bumbling about things completely irrelevant to this list/article.
427. Your enemies
428. Why/How China will conquer the world in 10-25 years.
429. Officer Nordberg
430. Corn
431. Your cat
432. Egg men
433. Your love of coffee
434. Cat ladies and their relation to Toxoplasma gondii
435. The fact that if you actually bothered reading this article thoroughly then maybe you'd actually find something relevant.
436. Stupid things like this.
437. How playing bloody knuckles always leaves your hands hurting
438. How the PlayStation 3 is the future of all gaming or computer and will destroy Xbox
439. How the Wii will PWN them both.
440. Your grief over the passing of your parents, grandmother, hermit crab, etc,...
441. Your wish to kill everybody who edited this page
442. How you can't find anything funny enough to write on this page
443. 1000 things not to write your article about (it already exists
444. 2000 things not to write your article about
445. Infinite things not to write your article about.
446. əƏåÅÅøÆ
447. Your secret love for Patti Smith, and how you want to do her on a giant field of clovers, while smoking a joint.
448. Any thing that you, as an annoying 15 year old boy, would consider fun.
449. Anything which you thought of. ANYTHING.
450. How you pick your nose.
451. The noises inside your head.
452. Your views on the Iraq War, the War in Afghanistan or the Clone Wars.
453. The Doppler effect.
454. An unimportant event that happens at your school.
455. How aliens have nuclear missiles in Antarctica.
456. Me
457. You
458. Them
459. How Macs are better than PCs.
460. The old man that lives across the street.
461. That your friends pretend to be Asian rappers.
462. The political message of Dr. Seuss.
463. Why you're still typing.
464. What time it is.
465. The world.
466. The day you ate glue.
467. Wikipedia in general.
468. The anatomy of a paper airplane.
469. How your day was.
470. What your BFF said on MSN.
471. How March of the Penguins promoted the Colonization of Mars.
472. The Drew Carey Show
473. Don King's crazy hair
474. How you're a big kid now.
475. That song from Rocky.
476. How Geox breathes!
477. Hot Pockets
478. A random song you wrote.
479. Iron Eagle, and why it's the best/worst movie ever!
480. How Red Bull didn't give you wings.
481. List of 1000 unverifiable facts.^{[citation needed]}
482. How comfortable your trouser pockets are
483. How you wasted a minute on writing useless facts.
484. How bad spelling affects globabl warming.
485. abOuT SayInG ThAt YoU HavE PoeTiC LiCencE!
486. Chain letters. Please don't read this. You will get a curse causing your mother to die in 4 hours. BAM, You're cursed! The only way to get rid of the curse is to post it in 47 articles, or you'll have a DEAD MOMMY.
487. Having everything clickable.
488. Why the article on References has a lack of citations, according the page itself.
489. How you just got something for your birthday.
490. The basic structure of a sandwich.
491. Your relatives.
492. Your MySpace/Facebook page and how awesome it is.
493. How Napoleon Dynamite influenced your taking part in fascist rallies.
494. Your visit to Italy.
495. The song you're listening to.
496. How you made the 500th edit to this page!
497. The song your friend is listening to.
498. The reason why you hate your friend.
499. Why you ended up having sex last night with your friend.
500. And the long conversation you had when you were drunk even though you never touched beer in your life.
501. How DukeVampire was able to add 6 things to "The song you're listening to" including this one.
502. The reason why DukeVampireforgot to make his userpage.
503. The reason why you have a gay relationship with that random guy across the street.
504. How the hell DukeVampire was able to go on and on about stuff.
505. This list
506. How much time you spent reading this list
507. How much time you spent editing this list
508. WORLD OF WARCRAFT!
509. How to manipulate the fonts to make your text look more important
510. How funny your Youtube video is.
511. Wondering why everybody is saying your Youtube video isn't funny.
512. Why Ernest Saves Christmas should've won that Oscar.
513. Your growing concerns on how the economy is being affected by three-legged dogs.
514. Why you love three legged dogs.
515. Why you love three legged people.
516. What you plan to do on March 31, 2015, no matter how awesome it is.
517. What it looks like underneath your underwear.
518. The practical you did in sex education at school.
519. The time your granny fell down the stairs.
520. Including links that are completely offtopic.
521. The first time in 94 years that you've managed to count to 4.
522. How cake is better than pie. "ME, NO LIKEY PIE!"
523. The time your PS2 exploded.
524. How Homer Simpson managed to fit out of his mom's belly.
525. The bird is bright. The bird is beautiful. The bird is yummy.
526. How naughty Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus are together.
527. The time your girlfriend dumped you after you got plastic surgery.
528. How you are the best TTCer, YouTuber, and Wikipedia-er.
529. The time Toontown gave you the blue screen of death for throwing a pie.
530. How OJ Simpson got away with murder, then wrote a book about it.
531. How Bill Clinton got away with lying, then wrote a book about it.
532. The time you were raped.
533. The time you raped someone.
534. da tYm eoo pAhsed yeOur SpehLin TehSt.
535. Classmates and schoolmates known as the DotA boys
536. The time when your favorite DJ/Radio personality said asshole uncensored on-air
537. Andi Manzano
538. How a gay DJ, whose radio name is similar to an evil monkey (see this list), is responsible for ratings death.
539. Grace Lee's 36D cup size
540. Anything that involves Foe tha Love of $.
541. The contents of your Friendster, MySpace, or Facebook account.
542. The time your friend tripped on their face down the stairs into the Hoover.
543. The real meaning of maracas.
544. Repeating normal phrases. Repeating normal phrases. Repeating normal phrases. Repeating normal phrases. Repeating normal phrases. Repeating normal phrases.
545. How weird your sister smells with all that perfume.
546. How the Dandy rocks more than the Beano.
547. What cow piss tastes like.
548. What a banana does before you peel it's skin.
549. Why a banana is proof that God exists.
550. The number after this.
551. The big birthday party you had after becoming 600 years old.
552. One skin, two skin, three skin, four...
553. The big blue screen with white writing that keeps coming up every time you use LimeWire.
554. A cow goes moo.
555. How you're the best for having 100 laff points on Toontown and having all noobs adoring you, making you a noob yourself.
556. The difference between a "noob" and a "nob".
557. The time you went on Wikipedia and discovered the 'Edit' button.
558. Your favorite fairy tale.
559. Your comfy bed.
560. How brilliant it feels with another boy/girl naked in your bed.
561. Random gibberish like jsdnsfjklajgkjaklgjkdltkriusifkea;ltklwjkfldmgklskgl!!.
562. Why Dumbledore likes stripping.
563. How funny Neil Cicierega's videos are.
564. The time your account was terminated on Runescape for telling a mod to, "F*** your twanger."
565. Why Mickey Mouse likes small children.
566. The TV show that you watch all the time when your sleeping, but not in the real world because it doesn't exist.
567. Oink
568. Blobber pie
569. The time you decided to do a poo, but it missed the toilet, so you had to eat it to hide it.
570. The time the Teletubbies thought the "Noo Noo" was a vacuum cleaner.
571. Why Neville Longbottom is not a potato, even though he is a butternut squash.
572. Why Cookie Monster is in love with Stephen Colbert.
573. The time you were on camp as a kid and you compared the size of your penis with everyone else's.
574. Why your mom's Apple Pie is better than everyone else's.
575. The time the book you wrote was rejected after its very original title and plot.
576. Your delicious beard.
577. What you have lost
578. Your smelly but somehow delicious feet.
579. Your tiny penis that won't grow
580. Anything that qualifies for WP:CSD
581. How sunburns tell stories like, "Hey that guy likes V-necks,..."
582. A list of email addresses that send you spam.
583. Darth Vader's love life.
584. That time you hacked the school computers and looked at pornography.
585. The time you met that hot celebrity who kissed you.
586. How fat Britney Spears is.
587. How hot your teacher is.
588. The first rule of wikipedia is... ACK! What do you mean that's already been said a looong time ago!?
589. How you wish your mama was thinner.
590. How you wish your mom's friend's mother's cousin's stepbrother's fat Great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother that is soooooooooooooo old that she lives in your house, would just die,... or at least lose a few hundred pounds!
591. How you are so awesome.
592. How pie is awesome.
593. How your mom is awesome.
594. How your mom's pie is awesome.
595. How your mom's pie's mother should be outlawed.
596. How you believe Hillery Clinton should die of ugliness (or cameras falling on her).
597. How your life really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,really, really, really sucks.
598. How Suicide is a great alternative energy source.
599. How retirement is rhetorical.
600. How the answer to life is actually 47.
601. How God was made.
602. How Shiva destroyed the Nazis.
603. How Adolf Hitler was the most brilliant Dictator, after Fidel Castro, who was the worst.
604. How life is unfair.
605. How certain people in your life met terrible ends.
606. How your conscience hates you.
607. How your brother met a woodchipper and disappeared.
608. How your mom went to jail.
609. How your brother was found, and glued together with superglue.
610. How mass genocide is funny.
611. How your family believes that Massive Online Stategy Games are the way of the future.
612. How so-and-so is extremely awesome.
613. The fact that we're heading for 1000 this fast and we need it to expand it all the way to 5,000 (or 10,000 if you have bigger ambitions).
614. The great move of certain articles to "HΑGGĘR?"
615. Your opinion about Crank That
616. Your Grandmother's opinion about Crank That
617. The fact that there are goody-goody-twoshoed people trying to wreck Wikipedia due to its "pornographic" content.
618. Lucifer
619. The time somebody asked you to buy a cheeseburger for them.
620. The time you played Real Muthaphuckkin G's out loud.
621. The time you shouted, "fuck the police!" when you had a traffic violation.
622. That song that's stuck in your head
623. Random numbers.
624. Crap and curses.
625. Your genitals.
626. Someone else's genitals.
627. Anything "on wheels".
628. The International Society of Vandals that was founded by Bobby Boulders.
629. A rare drawing of a man farting from the late 1800s (with the farter is smiling as he broke wind).
630. Why Stargate SG-1 should never have been cancelled.
631. How your Motorola KRZR won't work after the, "third fucking time."
632. How your cat looks like a lolcat. THEY'RE ALL CATS, IDIOT!
633. That awesome new book you're writing.
634. Why the hell you've read this far.
635. How huge your last fart was.
636. That time you walked up to an employee at Wal-Mart and said, in an official voice, "Code 3", and watched what happened.
637. How you embarrassed yourself singing karaoke.
638. How you embarrassed everyone else singing karaoke.
639. The time you sat on a whoopee cushion.
640. The time your boyfriend/girlfriend sat on a whoopee cushion.
641. How you didn't get into college.
642. How you weren't potty trained, and frequently said bad words, so you didn't get to kindergarten.
643. How on Earth you couldn't find your mansion. You were sure it had a diamond studded "8" on it.
644. How much you hate Encyclopedia Dramatica and what they said about your stuff on DeviantArt.
645. How John McCain will win the election. He's not that far behind, anyways. Edit: HAHA! OWNED!
646. Why you can be bothered to type here.
647. How you at one time thought you laid the biggest crap, only to find, a guy laid one the size of a football the day before.
648. How you read this entire list, and now you feel you're qualified to make a new entry.
649. Why gorillas will rule the world again.
650. How the Beatles will be number one again.
651. Cartoon characters that could take over the US presidency.
652. Victims of a crime (unless they give permission), as it may upset them.
653. The epiphany you had one day upon reading that scene in Atlas Shrugged about the mysterious cigarettes, where in you realized that smoking is in fact a metaphor for the unquenchable fire of the individual human spirit and not, as the warning labels claim, simply a method of developing lung cancer that sometimes has a buzz associated with it.
654. The perfect lives your electronic people in The Sims are having and how much you envy them.
655. How you put a Twinkie in the microwave.
656. Your pent-up angst and how you cut yourself at night because the knife is your friend.
657. How much you want to be on a game show (and all the trivia you know).
658. Five dollar footlooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongs!
659. The kid at school who vandalized Peter Burnett's page. Check the history.
660. Pi
661. Information that is FALSE!
662. Your love for Ikea and your prayers to the Ikea gods.
663. Aimee.C of the place called black rock, and why she isnt a reliable source
664. How you got a license plate with 666 on it and how you believe that you're now going to hell because of it.
665. Those DUMB IDIOTS that cut you off in traffic!
666. How much you PWN at Guitar Hero.
667. LOLCATS and Der Speeks
668. Britney Spears' derrierre
669. The word, "fuck"
670. Your views on Antidisestablishmentarianism.
671. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
672. How you're from Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand
673. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
674. Floccinaucinihilipilification
675. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
676. chlorofluorocarbons
677. Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
678. Honorificabilitudinitatibus
679. How you lost your penis to gangrene because you believed that dude that told you a rubber band was just as effective as a condom.
680. GarageBand
681. Chrononhotonthologos
682. How you've been to Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, Massachusetts.
683. How you're from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales.
684. How you're from Muckanaghederdauhaulia, Ireland.
685. Newtownmountkennedy
686. Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft
687. Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
688. What you did in Ding Dong, Texas last Saturday night.
689. Bitchfield
690. No Place
691. Pity Me
692. Brown Willy
693. Blubberhouses
694. REALLY BIG TEXT.
695. The Great Cornholio
696. What you found in the milkshake at McDonalds.
697. How you just found every episode of Star Trek imaginable on Youtube.
698. What you dream about at night.
699. The fact that you are 45 years old and still cry for your mommy, who lives upstairs, every night.
700. Your receding hairline.
701. How you killed off all your Sims when you told them to go make toaster pastries and now your life has no meaning.
702. Your crazy-right-wing cult that worships the teachings of the Teletubbies.
703. Hell.
704. How you "curled up and 'died'" in that shop over there.
705. Freaking lightsabers.
706. Your level 3,000 Jedi Consular on KotOR.
707. Your favorite Ctrl+Alt+Del comic.
708. Your cracked iPhone.
709. Engrish.com
710. Rahoi, and how much you think he sucks because you have zero sense of humor. Idiot.
711. Your yearbook.
712. How much your yearbook sucks.
713. How much your yearbook picture sucks.
714. How much your best friends' yearbook picture sucks.
715. How much you and your best friend bonded over your sucky yearbook pictures.
716. How many yearbook signatures you collected.
717. How you burned your yearbook in a fiery pit of death.
718. How you drew over your ex-boy/girl friend's picture with Magic! Marker.
719. the victor zulus
720. How you got your math license revoked.
721. Why Ron Paul is God and should be President.
722. Why Bob Barr is Jesus and should be President.
723. How or why anything "sucks."
724. A list of numbers which are always odd.
725. That Hillary Clinton will be the next President. It's over.
726. How Hillary Clinton will not be the next President, as she got owned in the primaries. It's over.
727. Why you're a democrat and going to vote for John McCain because you're bitter that Hillary Clinton lost the primary election.
728. Why you drink your urine.
729. Annoying German flight attendants.
730. Why full grown PS3s are the size of an average hippo, while PS2s are the size of a small dog, yet both systems are almost exactly the same
731. Why you don't change the litter in your cat's litter box.
732. Why your house smells because you don't change the litter in your cat's litter box.
733. Why you don't invite your friends over to your house because your house smells because you don't change the litter in your cat's litter box.
734. Why your friends are upset because you don't invite your friends over to your house because your house smells because you don't change the litter in your cat's litter box.
735. Why you are upset because your friends are upset because you don't invite your friends over to your house because your house smells because you don't change the litter in your cat's litter box.
736. Why you called in sick to work because you are upset because your friends are upset because you don't invite your friends over to your house because your house smells because you don't change the litter in your cat's litter box.
737. Why your boss is upset because you called in sick to work because you are upset because your friends are upset because you don't invite your friends over to your house because your house smells because you don't change the litter in your cat's litter box.
738. Why you were fired because your boss is upset because you called in sick to work because you are upset because your friends are upset because you don't invite your friends over to your house because your house smells because you don't change the litter in your cat's litter box.
739. Why you finally changed the litter in your cat's litter box.
740. Why that article you wrote that was deleted did not deserve to be deleted without so much as a goodbye.
741. Stuff that sucks by general consensus.
742. Badgers. Nobody likes them. Especially when they are accompanied by mushrooms and a snake.
743. Your pet hamster. Nobody wants to hear about it.
744. Frying pans
745. Knights who say Ni!
746. The band you're in (unless you're pretty much famous, then I guess you could write about yourself, but you really shouldn't).
747. Ginger Baker
748. Speculation on why most trolls can't spell, punctuate, or capitalize.
749. Ron Burgundy
750. What comes out of it.
751. How it goes back in.
752. Why it goes back in.
753. When it goes back in.
754. A list of a 1000 people who actually want to know.
755. A demonstration of how you can recite pi to a thousand digits from memory.
756. How much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
757. Why wood chucks actually can chuck wood.
758. Why wood chucks would actually want to chuck wood.
759. How much so-and-so really likes so-and-other-so, but is a chicken for not asking so-and-other-so out.
760. Your definition of chicken.
761. Why you decided to join Wikipedia.
762. How you decided to join Wikipedia.
763. How drunk you were when you decided to join Wikipedia.
764. What Wikipedia is.
765. What Wikipedia is not
766. How many pints you had last night.
767. Fascist beliefs
768. How you couldn't think of anything to add to the "1000 things not to write your article about" article
769. Your favorite sex position
770. How you got a boner reading the above
771. How if pro is the opposite of con, then the opposite of progress must be Congress.
772. Britney Spears and her lack of panties.
773. Boobies
774. How much you like ]]boobies]].
775. Anything pertaining to boobies and your fascination with them, m'kay?
776. Why the Sluts of War refuse to go to your gig as you have no chooons.
777. Triplicating the flammability of alcohol
778. Reversing the polarity of the neutron flow
779. OMGWTFBBQ
780. How Buzz Lightyear got laid.
781. Buzz Lightyear's homosexual relationship with Sheriff Woody.
782. Stuff nobody cares about
783. Weird sex toys
784. Fucking, the town.
785. Your face
786. That time you swear to God you saw the face of the Virgin Mary in your Alphabet Soup.
787. Times when you look at semi-naked fat people.
788. How you almost died half an hour ago.
789. Children that Michael Jackson has slept with.
790. Where you think Waldo is hiding.
791. Don Alverzo's tweezers
792. Fictional mergers of corporations
793. How to overcome homosexuality
794. People that have slept in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House
795. People that have slept in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House with Bill Clinton
796. People that have slept in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House with Michael Jackson
797. People that have slept in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House with Sherlock Holmes
798. People that have slept in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House with Steve Martin
799. Why the Los Angeles Lakers or <insert other hated athletic team here> suck.
800. Your new vacuum cleaner.
801. Your ex-boy/girl friend, who is a psychopath.
802. How you stuck your iPhone in a blender per the video and now have no iPhone.
803. Flatulence.
804. Your life story, even if you are 16 years and so-and-so months
805. The show.
806. How you are running the show.
807. Why you are running the show.
808. The dinky little theater where you are running the show.
809. The star of the show.
810. The other idiots who just think they run the show.
811. How you locked those other idiots in a backstage closet, so that you could run the show.
812. When the show is.
813. The very sad fact that, without the show, your life has absolutely no meaning, and without it, you will walk around the street aimlessly crying over your lost, broken dreams, until some kind soul pushes you off a bridge, for you.
814. Why the word show is spelled as show.
815. Why your pet dog won't stop pooping in the yard.
816. Your neighbor (unless he is Michael Jackson)
817. What you do with him
818. What you feel about a movie.
819. What you feel about a game.
820. The religious epiphany you had last night while eating ramen noodles and watching Adult Swim, and how you are now planning to convert the world to your beliefs.
821. Your screams of anguish.
822. Dear Ursula, your local advice column: Screwing with your love life for 15 years and counting.
823. Advertisements for Dear Ursula.
824. Pictures of Dear Ursula.
825. Real life questions and answers from Dear Ursula.
826. Dear Ursula's personal life.
827. The Dear Ursula spin off: Dear Debbie! Driving you to the depths of despair for 9 months and counting.
828. Dear Ursula's untimely death via angry mob, and her funeral arrangements.
829. Your anguish over what you thought was a long term junior high relationship - you made it from third period...to seventh.
830. A play you wrote during the summer for school.
831. Don't open it with a trite pop culture references.
832. That monkey in your closet.
833. The booger in your nose that's oddly shaped like a penis.
834. How cool nunchuks are.
835. Your accident with your brand new nunchuks.
836. This list.
837. Jimmy Carter's underpants.
838. George H. W. Bush's thong.
839. That time you saw Elvis.
840. That parody of high school musical you and 6 friends made up
841. How bad that parody was
842. How your friend's dad only remembers your street name because it's named after beer
843. Anything aboot Canada
844. Your growing hate for Vincent Price.
845. What you like about your street
846. Sherlock Holmes's homosexual relationship with Dr Watson.
847. How it feels to auto-fellate.
848. Steve Martin's nose hair
849. Whether or not you can kick it. (yes, you can)
850. How Sherlock Holmes got laid.
851. Your growing hate for Basil Rathbone.
852. How funny Steve Martin is.
853. How funny that parody was.
854. How funny Epic Movie was.
855. Your growing hate for Horror films
856. That fat History Teacher you had in 7th grade
857. Any biography that could possibly include the phrase anal leakage
858. Fictional islands filled with paleontologists using pictures from real archaeology articles as proof.
859. How if you don't clean up your room by 3:00pm Friday, your computer will be taken away
860. Using e-smiles :) after every other ;) word, because :0 that pisses :P people off :(
861. How much you love your knee.
862. How to make a Dalek from things lying around your home.
863. How much the mockingbird in your backyard annoys you at night.
864. The shooting star you saw last night.
865. The reason why you spilled soda on your computer while you were typing on Wikipedia.
866. The ice cube you tripped on.
867. The cicada you ate last Tuesday.
868. What you printed last week.
869. What you edited on wikipedia.
870. That blue things always smell like dvd-players, except in a leap year.
871. How you are the true Pharaoh, even if you are.
872. How your sister is the high priestess of Isis, even if she is.
873. How everyone must bow down to you.
874. Anything above and below this list. Even if it is whats currently under your computer desk and not on the screen.
875. Music my audio world; Movie my video paradise; Walk my personal life; Dream my fantastic dream; or anything else that doesn't make any sense whatsoever,...
876. The weekly meeting at the local pub where you and six other people discuss soccer.
877. What you would have done if you did it.
878. How that admin banned you just because you pwned them.
879. How you rejoined the next day and teamkilled him repeatedly until you were permabanned.
880. That it was totally worth it.
881. How you really did read all the preceding entries to qualify for adding to this list.
882. How you once lit a firecracker in your mouth only to spit it out at the last second, on a dare, regardless of how close or how awesome it was.
883. Ryan Stiles' shoe size.
884. A detailed sub article about Bill Gates detailing how he really should have spend that $60 billion on you.
885. A new "That's What She Said Joke" that you just heard. Even if it was amazing. That's what she said,...
886. The size of your johnson.
887. Just your johnson.
888. Definitely not about how nihilists have threatened to cut off your johnson.
889. How you worship Satan.
890. How Rock & Heavy Metal have changed your life.
891. How your McJob sucks, but you are forced to work there because no one else would hire you
892. How gas prices continue to hurt.
893. How you love pain.
894. How your teacher told you not to use Wikipedia for your research project and you end up getting 75% of the information from Wikipedia anyway.
895. How anyone can add to this list, as long it is a reasonable item.
896. How LOL isn't punctuation so stop using it like it is.
897. How LOL can be used as punctuation (it really can't).
898. How high an elephant's eye is.
899. Why using an elephant's eye is a bad practice by which to measure the height of corn when a tape measure will do.
900. That new awesome meme.
901. Your new awesome meme you thought you just made up, but in reality, people have been posting it to usenet and other discussion groups since the late 1980s,...
902. How your addition to this list is hella funny
903. The etymology of the word "Radda".
904. An in-depth and somewhat over-analyzed dissertation on the clothes of your favorite fictional character.
905. How J.J Abrams stole the idea for Lost from the novel you've been working on for the last 6 years.
906. A strongly worded letter to the editor
907. Why you hate oatmeal.
908. Why you think they could have found a better name for a planet than Uranus, or the character Moby Dick.
909. The time you thought you saw David Beckham, but you really didn't.
910. That time you thought you saw Victoria Beckham, but you really didn't.
911. The time when you thought you saw Britney Spears and did.
912. That really funny joke you made up that you can't remember the punchline to
913. How 1000 things not to write your article about is going to end up with more than 1500 items.
914. How the 3G iPhone has/is going to revolutionize your life
915. A list of every fictional food that has ever appeared on Chowder.
916. A list of how many lists there are on Wikipedia.
917. Numbers that are Numberwang.
918. Anything involving Mudkipz [sic].
919. 1000 things not to write your article about.
920. Anything having to do with that restaurant in Manistee, Michigan that is now an A&W but used to be a Burger Chef, and is across from a Movie Gallery that used to be a Hardee's... and is next to a Family Video that used to be an A&P...
921. . . . or the long-since-abandoned Kmart about a half mile down the road.
922. . . . or the Big Boy even further down the road that got torn down for a Walgreens.
923. Why you lost your boyfriend/girlfriend.
924. How you plan to win them back.
925. Your reaction to just seeing goatse, tubgirl, or 2 girls 1 cup for the first time.
926. Why you want to run away from home.
927. How many licks you think it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
928. Your favorite flavor of ice cream.
929. Your favorite lolcat.
930. How happy you are and why.
931. How you made a line of ketchup leading to the girls bathroom in Wal-Mart.
932. A list of mean things to do to people.
933. Why you love or hate reality tv shows.
934. How long you think it will take to finish this list.
935. Why you believe (or not) that the world will end in 2012.
936. How you plan to march around with signs saying the world will end in 2012.
937. Why the world will not end in 2012 because the LAST time the world was supposed to end, the world didn't end.
938. How it'll actually end sometime in August 2008 so there
939. Why you spend your time reading ridiculously long lists of ridiculous things people write about.
940. How you used a Magic 8 ball to make a life-changing decision.
941. How the Magic 8 ball has ruined your life.
942. What is inside of a Magic 8 ball.
943. What the fluid of a Magic 8 ball tastes like.
944. Your new eco-friendly calculator.
945. When Jesus and the Devil got in a fight where Jesus used love-guns and the Devil played a fiddle set poobags on fire on Jesus's porch and rang the doorbell.
946. How the only thing worse than being Irish is not being Irish.
947. How Cthulu WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!
948. How to tell a serious wiki from a spoof wiki
949. The fact that this list will be uneditable soon.
950. That the metric unit of coolness is a megafonzie (abv. MFZ) which is 1000 times the coolness of hitting a jukebox to make it work
951. Your sexual obsession with Jessie the Cowgirl.
952. That the above made you say "ew" fairly loudly
953. Anything related to adding even more red links (like this one and this one) to Wikipedia.
954. How a certain song by a country pop group reminds you of fellatio.
955. Anything involving Wilford Brimley rapping about The 'Beetus.
956. Your new paraphilia involving Magic 8 Balls.
957. Get-rich-quick schemes
958. Cooking for the paralyzed.
959. Understanding people you'll never meet.
960. Why Hawaii and Norway are not near each other.
961. Six ways to fuck up before breakfast.
962. How I gave up hope and died and it worked.
963. How to organize a tupperware gangbang.
964. How the Loch Ness Monster stole your tree-fitty.
965. How you are going to make a musical verison of Slap Shot and cast The Jonas Brothers as the Hanson Brothers.
966. Exactly how much Chuck Norris kicks ass
967. How Bruce Lee is totally better than Chuck Norris. I mean seriously, I saw them in Way of the Dragon and Bruce Lee POUNDED Norris
968. How you're going to get your $2.50 from some suicidal teenager who's madly in love with some girl that doesn't even know he exists.
969. How you lost your virginity to the Loch Ness Monster, and why you encourage everyone else to do so.
970. Why as you get older hair stops growing on your head and coming out of your ears..
971. And although you've came this far, there are STILL eighteen more miles, kilometres and acres to go! Get to work!
972. How you're writing this article just to get to some pointless milestone – YAY!!!! The 1 BILLIONTH swiftly deleted article ever!
973. How you agree with the previous editor. Me too. And me. And me.
974. That long nine hundred and seventy nine mile walk.
975. That long nine hundred and eighty kilometre jog.
976. That long nine hundred and eighty one acre run.
977. This wonderful website you have that will enable us to get tablets to increase wang size for minimal cost.
978. This wonderful website you have that will enable us to get free porn if we give you our credit card details.
979. This wonderful website you have that promises us girls are waiting in line for us ready to do anything we ask for just $1.50 per text!
980. Things that are hilariously funny in Chinese, but on normal monitors show up as [] [] [][][] [][] [][][] [][][].
981. That awesome new drinking game that you invented while watching last night's infomercials.
982. How you recently bought a pig to fight crime and power your car.
983. Your weird sexual fetish involving toothpaste, a bowl of Hot Pockets, and a pair of Speedos.
984. Your dog's plans for secretly taking over the world.
985. How you wish Seven of Nine hooked up with Wesley Crusher on Star Trek.
986. How you wish YOU hooked up with Seven of Nine from TV's Star Trek Voyager.
987. Why you wish Seven of Nine was a character on a real show like Star Trek: Deep Space Nine or Battlestar Galactica, instead of a crappy show like Star Trek Voyager.
988. Why you drink Earl Grey Tea because you think Jean-Luc Picard is a sexy, bald, French Captain,...
989. Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby Baby Gee Gee Gee Gee Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab Bab
990. A list of every song that you have stored on your iPod.
991. That rumor that he said that she did that he said he did to her that she said...
992. How you PWN3D this guy in Civilization 4.
993. How the guy you just pwnzrd in Civilization 4 destroyed your Modern Armor with a Longbowman.
994. That one time you made the perfect that's what she said joke.
995. WhY tYpInG lIkE tHiS gEtS yOu ThE dEaTh PeNaLtY iN mOsT cOuNtRiEs.
996. Why V-Cast sucks bawls.
997. Why they call that energy drink Bawls.
998. The reason you hate this person so much... No personal attacks!
999. Why you hate the New York Yankees.
1000. Why you think Bill Gates is the AntiChrist who will join forces with Hillary Clinton and take over the world.
1001. Resisting the Cabal.

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1. How despite the fact that this list was only supposed to be only 1000 entries long, it is now beyond 1000.
2. How people are never realizing that there are too many number-related contributions in this list.
3. How It's Hyorish
4. Lee Bae-Young.
5. That guy who threw a shoe.
6. How Jack Black is a human magnet.
7. How you started a catchphrase such as I like that.
8. Why this cool thing that everyone's doing now at my high school only has a red link. Man why haven't we got a feature on it
9. How funny YouTube is.
10. Spreading rumors about famous celebrities.
11. A secret language created between you and your friends.
12. Reviews for movies/music/books/etc.
13. Internet dating.
14. Why Paris Hilton is (or better yet, isn't) hot.
15. Whether Steven Tyler or Ozzy Osbourne is the ugliest man on earth
16. List of misconception you have had until now
17. How Barack Obama got elected president.
18. How angry you are that you didn't get to post #1000 and now must settle for 1018.
19. How your latest crush has been dead for 200 years and counting.
20. How this makes you angry.
21. How you write emo poetry about how this makes you angry.
22. Your secret crush on Pee-Wee Herman.
23. The newly discovered world between your thighs.
24. How many Monsters (energy drinks) you can drink before you have a heart attack and die.
25. How much you want to thank Wikipedia.
26. How much you seek LUV on the internet.
27. How massive is your skill at programming.
28. How massive your skill at kissing.
29. Chain vandalism.
30. Your sad life with all of its sad problems.
31. Why your favorite place in the world is a japanese toilet.
32. Your huge ***.
33. How you popped your fat bubble.
34. How dramatically over-advertised Hannah Montana is.
35. How unbelieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevably long it took to read every entry on this page.
36. How you found this page, looked at it, and shouted at it.
37. A character that appeared for three seconds in a single episode of Beavis and Butt-Head.
38. LEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!
39. That you made it all the way through Batman and robin. Because it's not humanly possible.
40. How you beat Shaq.
41. Your "Well formed" opinion on who made the best James bond
42. Where Mercury retrograde aspects your north node in your astrology chart
43. How you think Russia is invaded the U.S. state of Georgia, and not the ACTUAL country.
44. Why people write random stupid stuff on this article.
45. Why you think you'll be the next Unabomber.
46. How the primary list FINALLY reached 1,000 items (bout' time).
47. How Shadow the hedgehog is like, the best sonic character EVAR!!!11!111!
48. That one time you got Rickroll'd.
49. How you were reduced to playing RuneScape after your WoW account got banned.
50. Why you started playing WoW in the first place.
51. An article trying to justify the purchasing of a PS3 when there is a 360 right next to it.
52. Why the Youtube video "Hitler gets banned from X-Box Live" sucks. IT DOESN'T.
53. How forces outside your control made you loose The Game.
54. Why this article is a complete waste of both time and space.
55. Why you strongly believe, contrary to popular belief, that you are not a waste of time and space.
56. Why this article just keeps on going! When will it stop?
57. I pledge allegiance to the United States of Pennsylvania, because it is yellow.
58. World War XI 1/2.
59.  ???
60. Profit!
61. How the Pink Panther is eating your computer screen
62. Ninja Evan, apparently.
63. 1.000 things to write your article about.
64. How Rome was in fact built in one day.
65. How when you took that placebo last night and your girlfriend said it was great, you know she's lying.
66. iPod? No, uPod.
67. How the Great Depression was caused by a lack of Zoloft. A recession occurs whe there is only a shortage.
68. How some gnome ganked until your durability got to 0.
69. How some of your close friends tried to recreate the video, "2 Girls 1 Cup".
70. Why you let your kids listen to Katy Perry's (s)hit song "I Kissed A Girl".
71. Why Miley Cyrus is overrated.
72. How your friend tried to do an ollie, but instead crunching his nuts on his board.
73. Your friend and how he/she is apparently a cousin of John Lennon and has a really great voice but you think that they should not be allowed near a microphone and how long what I just said was and how I probably misspelled alloud and don't really care and blah blah blah.
74. How you own every Within Temptation CD.
75. How your bunny is going to take over the world soon so if you don't eat my pie my bunny will use his evil powers on you and bad things wil oh forget it.
76. Why scissors should be considered lethal weapons.
77. The process of pressing Alt + F4.
78. Why the ~ should be a letter.
79. How you said or didn't say, "pie."
80. Achoo!
81. Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song.
82. How you know someone who knows someone that knows someone that knows someone that knows someone that ate a chicken wing.
83. How annoying I am.
84. How awesome I am.
85. How I like pie.
86. Why . should change to ~ cause ~ is never used~
87. How you wanna be famous.
88. Why you are a n00b.
89. The seven things I hate about you.
90. How pie rox.
91. How you are such an emo.
92. Lord Voldemort.
93. Why people should wear more black.
94. How I just typed a load of stuff but I lost it. I am going to say one thing though. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH AI.
95. Redlinked junk.
96. That cocky stormtrooper who stole your AT-ST and blew you up on LEGO Star wars. Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna get you back,...
97. Anger problems.
98. Why the hell I burnt time by typing this when no one is going to read it (if you're reading this then I blame YOU).
99. Why I typed this.
100. Why you are the smartest person in the world (seriously, I am).
101. 101 ways to close the heart and douse the spirit.
102. How Korea won the gold medal in 2008 Olympic baseball.
103. Why A-Rod is NOT an Olympian.
104. How Seung-Yeop Lee is better than Kosuke Fukudome. No, seriously.
105. A crazy dream in which an A-bomb falls on New York City.
106. Why so serious?
107. Why so NOT serious?
108. Bovine spongiform encephalopathy outbreaks.
109. Why I had to edit numbers 102 and 103.
110. How this list includes the writings of vandals and trolls.
111. How GTA4 is cool, not cool, or should be banned.
112. How beef has got O-157, vegetables have got frozen mice, and ramen noodles have got cockroach.
113. How you are not going to live to see the last Naruto comic.
114. Why "funny" is written in bold letters.
115. How you are not going to live to see the Kansas City Royals win the World Series, yourself in a mirror, or the Second Coming.
116. Why the British are criminal-minded through their famous games made by Rockstar North,etc.
117. How Pokemon Emerald is banned in Saudi Arabia.
118. How you once thought the world's highest-grossing film ever was GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
119. Or is it?
120. How the Rays are much better than the Devil Rays.
121. How that upcoming Sonic game is going to be the worst ever.
122. How I am going to edit number 121 after it is released.
123. How this list will top out #10000 one day.
124. How when you write a list of 1000+ items, it's not unlikely the same thing will be put down twice.
125. How Shin-Soo Choo is better than Kosuke Fukudome. No, seriously.
126. How you can't get Calvin Coolidge to say more than two words.
127. How smelly your fart just was.
128. A book hardly anyone's read.
129. The author of a book hardly anyone's read.
130. The nephew of the owner of the sister of the mother of the goldfish of the daughter of the son of the wife of the friend of the grandma of the father of the author of a book hardly anyone's read.
131. The contents of a book hardly anyone's read (serious!).
132. How you might just be the drunkest dude on the entire planet.
133. Anything about how much you love/hate The Todd.(who could hate him?)
134. Why my name is bob
135. Why bananas taste nice
136. That time you burped and farted at the same time and then fainted because your fart smelled so bad.
137. Why you used to call your brother 'Peety-dotty'.
138. How playing Halo 3 makes you so angry, you want to throw the tv through the window
139. That U.N owen really was her.
140. It's animation.
141. How AAA never came to your aid on the side the freeway.
142. How AAA charged you $300.00 for making the call for help.
143. Which House you're part of: Gryffindor or Slytherin
144. How much you hate the way Californians drive.
145. How much you want to murder the next person who cuts you off on the freeway.
146. How a 981 acre run makes no sense.
147. How carpool will help prevent you murder the next person who cuts you off on the freeway.
148. Why I'm so much cooler than you
149. How to get friends
150. How AIG got resurrected.
151. 151.
152. Why your boogers taste like corn chips.
153. An article desperately trying to prove that Michael Phelps took drugs to win oh-so-many gold medals.
154. How you are my father.
155. Why when you come to die, you don't want to be killed-off like some punk.
156. How fast stingrays can swim.
157. How you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish
158. How good Big Picture Soda tastes
159. Mud... Kip! ('s)
160. How Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "This butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But, a bit of better butter: that would make my batter better!" So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she put it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter, so, 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
161. How ya put ya hands inna air, and wavem' like ya just don' care... really, no one cares.
162. Dirge ('s)
163. How the world is going to end in 2012.
164. Your ideas on what to do when somebody annoys you
165. Why Megavideo is better then Youtube. It's not.
166. How Kosovo is Serbia and the locals should be calling Ferizaj "Uroševac" and let em export their buns to be eaten by Boris Tadic
167. How many years it's been since you had a shower
168. How you dreamt about soiling your pants.
169. How your name has one vowel "'ello. me name is Kçbkla"
170. How Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter and ate it, but later died of melamine poisoning.
171. Steven Charles Reddick. Unless he becomes really (or even semi) famous.
172. how Dr sumo on youtube isn't funny
173. Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers... period
174. Chuck Norris' beard.
175. Anything even relatively related to your mom
176. Zac Efron's lower abdomen, no matter how many times you may imagine your head resting against it.
177. How the demoman in Team Fortress 2 is overpowered
178. Zac Efron's lower abdomen, no matter how hot it may look to you.
179. How everything funny you thought of to put on this list has already been said before by somebody else. Including this, now.
180. A list of lists of jokes.
181. How the person who wrote #179 is the God of Comedy.
182. Why you cant write about games you invented such as moodleball?
183. The most popular thing to do in and around Pee Pee Creek
184. Watching your neighbor's cat spin in midair after someone has put peanut butter on its back (if there's enough peanut butter, the cat will hover and spin forever).
185. How to make a cat float (you need ice cream, root beer, and a cat!).
186. How you are not going to live to see your brother grow up.
187. How you like caramel syrup on your cat float.
188. How a cat float is not a Frappucino, and it should not have any toppings on it.
189. How the One Piece Wikipedia page has been vandalized with "i like pancakes".
190. Anything related to "All your base are belong to us."
191. The difference between five and three.
192. The time you named your hamster CN Tower.
193. How rich your school really is.
194. How spazzy your teacher is.
195. The time you fed your hamster an acorn.
196. The time you got a digital camera.
197. Where you live.
198. The time you got your hamster and named it Toronto.
199. The time you had a bad dream.
200. How you shouted "HamsterZ life" at the park.
201. How much you are obsessed with Ontario.
202. How your pet hamsters got into your cupboard on friday.
203. How obsessed you are with manga.
204. Your brand new drawing you made yesterday.
205. How many webkinz you have.
206. 100,000 things why you shouldn't like THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA.
207. How much you like Lucky Star.
208. What you named your pet hamster.
209. Your crabby mother.
210. A detailed inventory of wht your family (including pets) got for christmas
211. How you hate everything
212. how life sucks
213. How suicede is easy
214. How much you love pwning noobs on Counter-Strike: Source
215. How angry people are at being unable to connect at Monster Hunter Frontier or Counter-Strike Online.
216. How I hate people wedging items between items.
217. How most people don't care about their spelling mistakes.
218. How hamsters are just rats, only cuter.
219. How the black hole death machine of switzerland IS GOING TO KILL US ALL
220. The life and times of everyone in you neighbourhood's Grandma.
221. How the rule of straightness works. (All THINGS MUST BE STRAIGHT. PILLOWS ARE STRAIGHT.PENCILS ARE STRAIGHT. CHIPS ARE STRAIGHT. (Anyone who doesn't belive in the law of straightness WILL NOT BE SAVED!))
222. What googling yourself means (Genuine, clean)
223. What googling yourself means (Slang, dirty)
224. How you googled yourself and all you find was a bebo account and a american figure skater (Neither of which are you)
225. Who would win in a fight, The Osbornes,the gay one from scissor sisters with a goat or Boris Jonson, ABBA and 5 rabbits?
226. How Gordon Brown looks like a slapped arse or a sad face drawn on a scrotem.
227. 123.; How wikipediA IS hard T-O work
228. Why I'm lonely
229. The 3 girls ive kissed (In my dreams)
230. How this is totaly pointless because no-one is going to make any of the pages above
231. The eventful death of my pet mouse, Barney
232. How to write " No one". (Is it noone, ist it no-one, ist it no 1, is it no one? Noone/-one/ 1/ one knows)
233. How you hate M*A*S*H and why you hate M*A*S*H
234. How I can't come up with anything more
235. A stub about helping wikipedia "Expand this stub about stub expanding"
236. Why life is bleak and suicide is the best option
237. What Pete Dohety Has inside of him
238. How everything is annoying and should go away
239. The power shower that feels tingly
240. Why the UK is useless and we should move to Sweden
241. Why Mars would be a better place to live
242. How rape is wrong, but it is okay if you use rahypnol
243. How happy i am i did numbers 914-918
244. How awesome and annoying my xbox live name is
245. How *** works
246. Why the 118 118 team guys are NOT gay and are merely friends
247. What happens if you push the big red button on the desk next to yours
248. How Joey Ramone died in graphic detail
249. Why "Thats what she said" jokes still kill you
250. When you dropped the soap in the prison showers and how the rumours are true
251. Leonard Nemoy
252. Detailed biogs of fictional characters in a awful film with 4 lines( one of which being "Ouch!")
253. How you seceretly like the ting tings and how you know everyone else does too
254. How stupidly long this thing is
255. Why ABBA should die
256. Who the stig is
257. How the USB hot plate you got for christmas really works
258. Obiusly erotic articles about ejaculation, *** and bi sexuals
259. How POO is actually a military term
260. How to put a condom on
261. Big Birds obituary
262. Smilies :-)
263. Clever things with words ( word art)
264. how subliminal messaging works
265. How you dont get YouTube
266. How everything makes me horny
267. Your reply to "Sex?" on a questionare is always "Ooh, yes please!", however inapropriate
268. How things confuse me
269. How my attention span is ... Hey look its a squrill!
270. How i am easily distracte... Hey look its a tree!
271. How red bull makes me HYPER
272. Why i am not allowed to go to the libary again
273. Any episode of happy days where the fonz doesn't go "ayyyy!"
274. How the next one is crap
275. Your mum
276. How i told you it was crap
277. Next weeks corrination street plotline
278. Why Battlestar Galactica is better than Stargate SG-1.
279. How you bought an iPhone right before they dropped the price.
280. WHY you should ALWAYS invite friends to orgies
281. Matthew Gearon or anything about him or his life. He is a lie.
282. How much better black is than any other color because its not a real color.
283. Makingloadsoflinkslikethis!
284. How red bull not giving me wiings resulted in a terrible parachuteless skydiving acident and why sueing them didnt work
285. Why red bull not giving my dad wiings resulted in him falling tragicly out of the office window as he tried to fly home, and how sueing them again still didn't work
286. Your imaginary alien friend Hubert
287. That speck of dust on the third door of car No. 1346 of the District Line
288. Your latest entry on Worth1000
289. SPARTA!!!
290. How the Matrix did Reloaded!
291. How I'm not giving anyone else a go
292. Why mummy hits me
293. about the time you ate 10 pounds of butter and threw up
294. How this list jumped the shark at #1003
295. How you shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
296. Your obsession with watching old ladies do ballet
297. Your obsession with watching old ladies park valet.
298. Your general obsession with watching old ladies.
299. The time you urinated on the statue of Vladimir Lenin in the Soviet Union.
300. Why 116 is wrong because Rockstar North is Scottish
301. If Scotland exists
302. What's Scotland?
303. This is Scotland
304. The time you thanked someone for showing you Scotland.
305. How I wrote #300
306. How you'll write #400
307. How you think 500 is a dumb number
308. How you're dislexic and numbers confuse you
309. How you're a nazi and dyslexics confuse you
310. How I drag this on and on
311. How Pakistan and Iran should join together to form a country called Iranistan!
312. Where Pakistan and Iran are.
313. Your first burrito.
314. How [KaG]Jacob is the best player on Los Santos Roleplay: Cops and Robbers
315. How cjmartin64 is the worst player on Los Santos Roleplay: Cops and Robbers
316. How you're an admin on Los Santos Roleplay: Cops and Robbers
317. How you have no clue what Los Santos Roleplay: Cops and Robbers is
318. why you have a fetish for lists on what not to write a wikipedia article on
319. How your afraid that while your adding something it wont get added because someone else is editing it at the same time!
320. The meaning of Pi
321. The fact that you thought Pi was food.
322. The fact that you thought Pie was the number.
323. Your obsession with Pi.
324. How you married your imaginary girl/boy friend.
325. A list of people who are still alive today, yes everyone-even if there not famous!
326. A list of all 594 letters.
327. Your names you had in high school.
328. Why you think your hot.
329. Why you think your sister is a alien-even if she is.
330. Who you think framed Roger Rabbit
331. Why life is like a box of chocolates.
332. Why you think your the greatest ever.
333. Something you said on here
334. What your favorite letter is.
335. Why you love this list so much.
336. Why you hate this list so much.
337. Why you think your computer is evil!
338. What you ate today.
339. What your eating tomorrow.
340. Why frogs are really monkeys.
341. Why you believe that dinosaurs are really from Mars.
342. Why you are so goofy.
343. Why Donald Duck is better then Mickey Mouse.
344. Why you think there are more then 50 states.
345. If you think JFK really did sleep with Marylin Monroe.
346. Why you read this in the first place.
347. Who is your favorite Marx Brothers
348. Why you think John Lennon is related to Vladimir Lenin
349. How you know the name of all 500 Pokemon.
350. Your pet Furby.
351. Your favorite time of day.
352. How many times you have said hello in the past week.
353. Why you are reading this.
354. How many times you have been to Pluto.
355. How you really believe in Santa Claus and how you have been good all year.
356. How you are Santa Claus.
357. What you did 5 years ago.
358. How you have read every page of a Star Wars book and still think there part of the franchise.
359. How old you are.
360. How you think your related to your parents.
361. Why you think fish people are real.
362. Why you think there really is nobody alive other then you.
363. How you believe that dreams are really real and are other dimensions!
364. LEEEEERRRROOOYYYY JEEEENNNKKKKIIIINNNSSSS
365. Bagdad
366. Why ur pissed dat barack obama won
367. Why ur glad dat barack obama won
368. how barack obama will change our country
369. how barack obama will not change our country
370. Why you think your funny.
371. How nobody born in the year 1850 are alive anymore.
372. How everyone that voted for Abraham Lincoln is dead.
373. What your favorite movie is.
374. How much money you spent today.
375. How you think that Pikachu is really your father.
376. Why you believe in ghosts.
377. How you think Ghostbusters is a true story.
378. How you think Elvis Presley is indeed alive.
379. Why you wrote this in the first place.
380. How you love your feet.
381. How you worship your hands.
382. Why you think your car is a Transformer.
383. Why you think this list is the most awesome thing ever.
384. Why you think this list is the most dumbest thing ever.
385. What your favorite word is.
386. How you believe the world is flat.
387. How you know there are aliens on Mars.
388. What will happen in the year 2099 since you been there.
389. Your theory on the Y3K problem.
390. How you hear voices in your head.
391. Something that is all about you!
392. why you are soooo addicted to *** because you cant get any in real life
393. how this list will also go over 1000 items and we will have to make a new list
394. How nobody cares that this list will go over 1000 items but you decided to write about it anyways.
395. Anything to do with the letter O.
396. Anything to do with the number 100.
397. Anything to do with your obsession with the word obsession.
398. Who you really think killed JFK.
399. Who you really think Santa Claus is.
400. Why the chicken crossed the road.
401. Why you even bothered reading this list in the first place.
402. Why you even bothered reading this list in the first place but did anyways.
403. Laughing Time
404. Why you dialed 911
405. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502
406. How you know pi to the fiftieth digit
407. Why you signed up to Wikipedia.
408. How annoying this article is.
409. ...88419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651...
410. Why this page should be called "Editing Wikipedia:10000 things not to write your article about".
411. WHY everybody who voted for Abraham Lincoln is dead.
412. The reason that you are addicted to this page.
413. Why everything on this page is about as funny as brie cheese.
414. Why you think brie cheese is funny.
415. Why you just added nine subsequent items to this page in under a quarter of an hour.
416. Why nobody cares BOO HOO ;-(
417. How this is only the third time one of your edits didn't start with "why".
418. The fact that none of your edits have been deleted yet, you're a good boy.
419. Why I really like burritos.
420. Why I really hate it when people contradict themselves in two subsequent edits.
421. The 1423rd edit.
422. The time that you wrote a book that was, like, TWO PAGES LONG!!!
423. Brie cheese.
424. That time you were on Wikipedia and you got pi in your face.
425. How it was raspberry pi.
426. Why I find it funny when people contradict themselves in two subsequent edits.
427. My Chemical Romance's testepops
428. Why you think Barack Obama is the antichrist
429. Why this list doesn't go up to 1000
430. Why you think mudkips are uber awesome.
431. Why you spend your time editing Wikipedia articles for the 'benefit' of others and why you waste preciois LIMITED internet space.
432. Writing Princess Diana jokes... too soon?
433. Hola, I am Zingo. I am from my hometown. I love my cat very much. Adios.
434. I am again Zingo. I forgot to mention that My home is located @ my hometown.
435. Don't do something just because you had a Red Bull and felt the urge to wikify
436. Why didn't you join Wikipedia 438 posts ago
437. How unimportant this article is
438. How Pleakly is Not gay
439. How Pleakly is So gay
440. Whether Manbear pig is half man-half bearpig or half pig-half bearman or any combination thereof.
441. The fact your entire life has been turned upside down when you found out your male parrot had laid an egg, and her who life you treated her as a he!
442. Why I want nobody nobody but you
443. Why I'm so hot
444. How you need to tell me tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell me
445. Why people need to stop making pointless references to bad songs
446. How all Wonder Girls songs are bad songs, cause they're NOT.
447. why im so bored :'(
448. Why we should be thankful for this article ( something to spam )
449. How you once span around for a minute and then fell over
450. How you will someday be president
451. Why you like fat chicks
452. How you once ate a four person pizza on your own
453. How you once threw up the four person pizza you ate on your own
454. Your beard
455. The creatures living on your beard
456. The beards on the creatures living on your beard
457. The creatures living on the beards of the creatures living on your beard
458. The beards on the creatures living on the beards of the creatures living on your beard
459. How much you were annoyed by the last 5 posts
460. How steven steven spielberg and george lucas completely raped indianna jones in the movie "indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull". I mean seriously did anyone else see that movie?!?
461. How I got you~ under my skin
462. How I have found that there are many number-related articles here and have tried to make them fit.
463. How it is still to soon for New Orleans jokes.
464. Why people shouldn't touch your mailbox
465. Why you got pissed when you pressed Alt + F4 after reading the above statement.
466. How you told your friends about how you pressed Alt + F4, and they laughed at you, like you were an idiot.
467. How I almost deleted every fricking one of these posts. Just for FUN!
468. How I am seriously considering deleting every fricking one of these posts. Just for FUN!
469. How much you think Star Wars: The Force Unleashed sucks. It didn't suck. Piss off.
470. How you use Wikipedia to look up ***. Yes, there IS *** on here. See here. And here. And here.
471. How you masturbated after reading that last post.
472. How you really hope those posts don't get deleted so you can use them for later reference.
473. How you made some dude crash because of your laser pointer.
474. How you really enjoyed making some dude crash because of your laser pointer.
475. How, while really enjoying making some dude crash because of your laser pointer, you got arrested.
476. How you got kicked out of that movie.
477. (Because of your laser pointer).
478. How there are two idiots sitting at a computer at 1:10 AM writing about stuff not to write your article about, and having a heck of a good time doing it. (Writing stuff, that is. You perv.)
479. How there would be no point searching for what the key unlocks, which we don't have.
480. How Jerry Seinfeld talks REALLY LOUD!
481. How Frank Costanza is a paranoid, delusional maniac.
482. How "asdfjkl;" is absolutely necessary in learning to type.
483. Spamming is fun. Riiiiiiight?
484. How the word "obey" sounds like pig latin.
485. Why women talk so much.
486. Why men think a lot.
487. How both, yes, BOTH of the new Bond girls were hoooooooooot.
488. Schwansel and Gretel.
489. How Mopalanhen, Poggendorff,Ferro,Scatt,Rocher, Bope and Poptropica Canyon are REALLY good names for city streets.
490. How qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm will rule the world one day
491. About writing a list of 1000 things not to write about.
492. Adding the last number to the list of 1000 things not to write about.
493. And this one.
494. And why you added the above.
495. Sugar.
496. The application of sugar during ***.
497. The application of *** whilst eating sugar.
498. Having a girlfriend apply sugar to you both whilst having ***.
499. Adding sugar to the list of 1000 things not to use while having ***.
500. Creating a list of 1000 things not to use while having ***.
501. Creating a list of things not to add to your list of 1000 things not to use whilst having ***.
502. Making a list of things you should add to your list of 1000 things to use while having ***.
503. An entire article on why sugar should not be used for ***, added to the list of things to use for ***, and why it should always be placed on the list of things not to use while having ***.
504. ***, 'cause it's been done already. We don't need to know what Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters are like.
505. Meeting Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters.
506. Your obsession with Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters.
507. How Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters wanted you.
508. How Mr. Palm and his 5 drunked friends shot you after they caught you in bed having *** with Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters coated in the sugar that you got 12 posts ago
509. How, as soon as the shot was fired, you froze time, continued having *** with Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters, finished, and walked out of the room.
510. How you took the sugar with you after freezing time, continuing to have *** with Mrs. Palm and her 5 lovely daughters, finising, and walking out of the room.
511. What a Magic Stick is.
512. Why Graham Norton is Hilarious
513. What I was doing when there is courswork to be done
514. That Llamas Are Unwillingly funny
515. How bidoof is the most powerful pokemon EVER!
516. Who your favorite Tekken 3 character is.
517. Chuck Norris
518. Seriously don't write about chuck norris
519. Chuck Norris will hunt you down if you do
520. They say Chuck Norris so strong that there is no chin under his beard, there is only another fist
521. How Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
522. How jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land
523. How HOT the Jonas Brothers are
524. How much you LOVE Twilight
525. How HOT edward from Twilight is
526. How you're SO sick of hearing about Twilight
527. How Chuck Norris doen't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
528. How good tina fey is at impersonating sarah palin
529. this one time at band camp....
530. Shoop da whoop (no really)
531. Imma firin' mah lazor (no really)
532. Dr Octagonapus (no really)
533. how the last 3 things have had no really on the end of them (no really)
534. No really
535. How Chuck Norris is out to get you
536. Why I had to read the whole page before I can add more to it
537. Why I had to read the whole page before... wait
538. The bad thing about porsche drivers.
539. Personal adultery
540. Why you decided to drink from the toilet.
541. The new, hip way to accept a marriage proposal.
542. Pie, pi, or piles of pie.
543. How similar your life is to Holden Caulfield from The Catcher in the Rye.
544. How extremely tired your eyes are from reading this long list of things NOT to write your article about.
545. How this article is growing faster than you can read it.
546. How you can't read it.
547. How the last reason is a paradox.
548. How you are still reading.
549. How so many of the reasons start with how.
550. Why so many of the last things start with the word how.
551. How you failed at failing.
552. How #443 is supposed to be "I'm so so so hot hot"
553. How you need to think, and try for some remorse
554. How you complete me, Batman
555. How Singapore won the silver medal in 2008 Olympic table tennis
556. Took Leng How and Huang Na
557. Why Michael P. Fay caned in Singapore on 1994
558. What's Malaysia.
559. This is Malaysia
560. Why that idiot call 999 for fun and make a prank call
561. Why Roger Lee goes to Pedra Branca
562. Why you think Timothy Mok is the antichrist who will join forces with Tampines Primary School students and take over the world (see Dumbledore's Army)
563. A detailed sub article about Timothy Mok detailing how he really should have spend that $60 billion of Singapore dollars on you.
564. why you crashed your teacher's car
565. about the time you got detention for crashing your teacher's car.
566. your book about nightstalkers
567. why zac efron is osama bin laden's son
568. A picture of what you suspect is a ganglian cyst on you left index finger.
569. What colour your underwear is.
570. How you got an F on your finals because you were reading this list
571. How stupid you feel for reading this list while you were supposed to be studying for finals
572. Exactly how icky, sticky, and gooey your keyboard is after watching ***.
573. How your heart just stopped...
574. How pathetic your life is. Really, think about the homeless for a minute.
575. Thinking about the homeless
576. How you can't figure out how to put links in the WP edit boxes.
577. What it feels like to have your genitals bitten by a snapping turtle
578. Why you think your snapping turtle suddenly got angry at you
579. Why you were *** near your snapping turtle. Seriously, we never want to know.
580. How all of the girls are begging to if u seek Amy.
581. How the Britney Spears song "If U Seek Amy" is actually a hidden message which spells out "*** me".
582. Dale Earnhardt's mustache.
583. How all your base are belong to us.
584. How Chea Pets really grow.
585. How Cinnamon Toast Crunch really is the taste you can see.
586. How Cinnamon Toast Crunch really is not the taste you can see.
587. How Michael Phelps totally pwned that guy Cavic in Beijing.
588. Korean politicians. No really, you can write anything, ANYTHING but stuff about Korean politicians(unless it's something that says they need to get shoes thrown at them).
589. How George W. Bush avoided being hit by two shoes using his alphabet and upside down reading technique.
590. How you got your fisrt max combo in DJ MAX.
591. How living underneath,beneath what is hidden is so grim and dark.
592. How i'm the only one who cant think of anything to add.
593. How was your first experience eating Hummus.
594. What food your girl friend cooked for you last night.
595. How your girlfriend became your slave after that awful dinner she cooked for you last night.
596. How weird is Blue Velvet movie is.
597. Spam
598. A non-existing heavy metal sub-genre you created last night. For instance; "South Dakotan Listen To While Drinking Christmas Punch Metal" also known as "SDLTWDCP Metal".
599. An evil plan to destroy the universe. Keep it to yourself.
600. Your ex-girlfriend's phone number.
601. Miley Cyrus's phone number.
602. ...which isn't to say that Miley Cyrus actually was your girlfriend.
603. How you would never be able to score with a celebrity.
604. That one time you had a brilliant, revolutionary idea and then forgot it two seconds later.
605. About the bets you're placing with your friends to see how far this article can go within a month or two.
606. That the words seventeen lettered have in total seventeen lettres
607. That the words "hi amanda" are both a word and a name in one sentence
608. That she does indeed sells sea shells by the sea shore
609. Barrack Obama looks good in a bathing suit
610. That despite the fact that Nicholas Prabaharan is the most amazing person ever to live, he is still incredibly humble.
611. The only solution to world hunger is to stop feeding the hungry people, because they'll just keep on getting hungry and the vicious cycle will never end.
612. Nicholas Prabaharan, period. (:
613. or comma, which ever you prefer.
614. How Nicholas Prabaharan has triangular nostrils (:
615. How smelly your poo is
616. How brown your poo is
617. Poo in general
618. & nina (:
619. Why there is a drink called calpis (pronounced cowpiss)
620. Kim, your hot crush.
621. The contents of Santa Claus's Naughty and Nice lists
622. Your phobia of article titles ending in prepositions, such as "1000 things not to write your article about"
623. Now they are 623, so... keep going.
624. How unfair it is that your girlfriend doesn't want to have ***.
625. Paris hiltons vomit
626. How you are goint to instant message links to this list to all of you friends and enemies and demand they read the entire thing.
627. How your friends responded when you quizzed them about the things not to write an article about
628. How many questions you are going to ask your friends
629. The number of times you pee in one day compared to the number of times your brother pees
630. How you absolutely believe that you are Hitler
631. How confusing the question "Would you believe me if I told you I were a pathological liar?" is
632. Your personal record for slices of pie eaten in 10 minutes
633. Why you choose to edit articles
634. How your best friends psycotic mother is homophobic and is trying to force you to be
635. How sad it is that you managed to read this entire list and add 45 new things to it
636. What your theory is on how your Sim died cooking a hamburger
637. How time consuming Sims 2 is
638. How nobody else gives a $#!!
639. Janan cause she is a killjoy !
640. How your girlfriend thinks Paris Hilton is trashed, but when your girlfriend is drunk she keeps talking about nothing but doing Paris.
641. How you think that if a person has more than 4 bowel movements in a single day, that they are a liar and you must fight them to the death.
642. Jana because she is not a killjoy!
643. Why you are sitting there for an hour trying to think of something witty to add.
644. How excited you are for Sims 3
645. How bad you're cats' litter box smells
646. How much you love eating babies. No one believes you!!
647. What you would like to do to your bosses dog because it won't stop barking.
648. How you can actually believe it's not butter.
649. How you can't actually believe it's not butter.
650. How after reading 576 you typed up something you'd rather not tell anyone
651. Every possible combination of Cold Rock additives.
652. How long it takes for your sister to do her hair.
653. How hard you cried when you got blocked from editing Wikipedia.
654. That time when you read this page and laughed so hard that the milk you were drinking ran out your nose. Cuz no one really cares.
655. How the S and K keys on your keyboard stopped working.
656. How you really needed them.
657. Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack
658. How you are D!U!N!G!
659. How you are seven numbers from 666.
660. How you are six numbers from 666.
661. How you are five numbers from 666.
662. How you are four numbers from 666.
663. How you are three numbers from 666.
664. How you are two numbers from 666.
665. How you are one number from 666.
666. 666.
667. How you are one number past 666.
668. How mad you are at your teacher(s) for giving you homework, when they really shouldn't have, but still.
669. The reason you want to kill your group because they got you a horrible grade when you did all the work and they wouldn't listen to you and made up their own random assignment.
670. How annoying that dude that was obsessed with 666 is. No offense.
671. How purple purple is.
672. Ur webbie.
673. hairspray
674. boom chicka boomdiboom boom
675. How sometime soon this list will top 1000 and BLAH
676. Evil ddr arrows that haunt you.
677. Blubberhouses that house m³⅝⅛₡∞ĆŸ and Mo
678. How that "annoying dude" wrote number 663 in the main list.
679. How people are constantly vandalizing the additional list headline. Put an end to that vandalism!
680. How number 1000 of this list must always be Resisting the Cabal.
681. About the annoying girl in your composition class who demands your cell phone.
682. How to make a Spam sandwich
683. creating your very own nun
684. Everything about Edward Cullen
685. How cool your hacked shiny dialga is
686. This really good Korean Pokemon blogger called xaewon
687. The Satanic Verses. Or something like that.
688. How great your first time was.
689. Your favorite song (of your neighbors garage band(unless they're very famous)).
690. How hot the girl next door is (unless she's notable/famous).
691. This fictional Korean private high school where everything is very expensive and the teachers are almost always violent or crazy.
692. The word T'is just because a girl you like insists you do so.
693. how your power lever is OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!:) u owe me a cookie kaitlin
694. How much hotter Rob Pattinson is than every other man alive
695. How horrible your Latin homework is
696. How horrible your Latin teacher is
697. How epic paintball is
698. How hot your gay boyfriend is
699. How epic kingdom hearts is
700. How horrible kingdom hearts is
701. How much Sailor moon fails
702. how much you obsess over Sailor moon
703. How much your friend hates you for obsessing over sailor moon
704. The epic-ness of grape juice
705. How smoking is so much better than grape juice
706. How your smoking pisses off your fav friend
707. About how being bisexual does NOT make you the gay friend
708. Your annoying neighbor who wakes you up at 0330
709. That one annoying fan girl chick who will never go out with you :p
710. That one annoying fan girl chick who thinks your her gay friend
711. Mike Jones
712. World of Warcrack
713. Kitler
714. How once a thing is added to this page... it never coems off... even if it is a personal attack!
715. What remembered to forget
716. The game (you lost it)
717. Sean and Man Cheung's lives...with each other
718. What Alex Bakers locker combination is...
719. How much you love Chandilla
720. How bottled Chinese toilet water changed your life
721. How ridiculous my first edit is
722. How N. Gregory Mankiw is a good economist.
723. How a joke page is not needed in Wikipedia. It is needed.
724. How sockpuppets are illegal in Wikipedia, but nicknames aren't.
725. Why you hate your Spanish teacher.
726. Your cats plans to dominate the world
727. Your cats owners fathers wifes kids cats plan to rule the world.
728. What women really want (Take it from one, you'll never find out).
729. How many Big Macs you've eaten today.
730. How if you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.
731. How you don't have a short attention span you ju-can I have a muffin?
732. Your mom.
733. Your moms dads moms grandchild.
734. Your multiple noses.
735. How stupid you think this list is
736. Why chicken sandwiches creep you out
737. How facebook is better than MySpace
738. How Dora the Explorer is an illegal immigrant
739. How many burritos you've eaten today
740. How you plan to kidnapp all of the enchiladas in the world
741. How scary the monster under your bed is
742. Why you're not doing your homework and instead, adding to this list
743. How short people will someday rule the world
744. How you're not short, you're just fun-sized!
745. How about 8 people have already said "How stupid this page is", or any variation of that.
746. How people will continue to say "How stupid this page is", or any variation of that.
747. How stupid this page is.
748. How the "1000 things not to write your article about" wiki page is over 1000 things, but people keep posting anyway.
749. How you should not write on the main list, and should write on the additional items
750. How it's not that hard to edit Wikipedia
751. About how you were lied to about it being hard.
752. How it is very well possible to accidentally spit on a heat lamp.
753. How this will soon be called "2000 things not to write your article about"
754. Squares
755. How you can't always trust links will take you where you want them to...
756. Why pink should be included in the rainbow
757. How 7 8 9
758. Caca
759. Poopy
760. Poop
761. Poop (People Order Our Patties)
762. How yes, the last poop reference is from Spongebob Squarepants
763. How sexy Spongebob's squareness is
764. How many times you've been to the bathroom in the past 4 Minutes
765. How whenever somebody says "...4 minutes..." you start humming that song.
766. How Madonna is WAY too old for JT
767. What type of phone you have.
768. Meatballs
769. How meatballs are better that spaghetti
770. How your super mad because you didn't get the lead part in your school play.
771. How cool your Facebook is.
772. How cool your dogs Facebook is.
773. How it's NOT weird that your dog has a Facebook...Dogs need to socialize too ya know!
774. How that kids dad was banned from Family Fun Night and now at the concession stand they only serve whole wheat Twinkies and diet Water.
775. How Super Bowl XLIII was completely rigged because the Steelers won. (Even though it wasn't)
776. How Super Bowl XLIII wasn't completely rigged because the Steelers won. (Even though it was)
777. How Super Bowl XLIII was completely rigged because the Cardinals lost. (Even though it wasn't)
778. How Super Bowl XLIII wasn't completely rigged because the Cardinals lost. (Even though it was)
779. How you wanted to put the previous 4 things on the list but were too slow.
780. LIONS, TIGERS, AND BEARS
781. How you bust the windows out his car.
782. Why you bust the windows out his car.
783. When you bust the windows out his car.
784. How you like Hines Ward, even though he isn't MVP
785. Eating some 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419...
786. Candlejack, and what happens when you type his na
787. about Robin Williams, and why you didn't get tickets to see his show, ( because he'll be dead in like a couple years)
788. about Kirby Heyborne, and his beer comercial
789. the first time you got food poisening from your local Applebees.
790. Wikipedia itself
791. The fact you learned more about the Stonewall Inn in your Geometry class then you had every wanted to know.
792. That miso soup isn't that bad.
793. How miso soup is that bad.
794. How you know a priest that speaks Klingon
795. How you know a priest that does not speak Klingon
796. How at 12:41 a.m. every week the emergency weather test runs on your T.V.
797. Absolutley nothing
798. How a convicted corrupt cop is treated better in general population than a convicted baby raper. Rosys pog mo thoin
799. The fact you're adding to this list when you should be working on your english essay.
800. The fact that it is NOT an 'essay' it is satire.
801. The fact that it doesn't matter it's still somthing you should be doing that your not.
802. How you absolutly hate 4kids yet you are writting a satire about it.
803. How Robert Pattinson is SO much hotter than Steven Strait
804. The fact that all fan girls are secretly gay and that they are all in love with Cowboy Bebop
805. Cowboy Bebop
806. The fact that you knew more about the Stonewall Inn than what was discussed in Geometry class.
807. The fact that your Geometry teacher knows as many dirty Irish jokes as you do.
808. The fact that you can name the three largest gay bars in Ireland
809. Politcially incorrect resistor nmeumonics you find on google.
810. That web series that you might produce some day.
811. How I think Kim Yu-Na should must learn the triple axel or a quadruple jump, and/or reimprovise her triple loop jump.
812. How Clair de Lune is not a fitting BGM for Mao Asada, but Masquerade is.
813. How Danse Macabre is a fitting BGM for Kim Yu-Na, but Scheherazade isn't.
814. How Joannie Rochette might win this year's Worlds.
815. How Caroline Zhang might win next year's Worlds or Olympics.
816. How Mao Asada's prime time is now. It's NOT. It's 2~3 years ago.
817. How German cooking is work, French cooking is art, but English cooking is a disaster.
818. How the person who wrote numbers 803-810 obviously ignored the word "funny" in the directions...
819. How the only way you keep your sanity when your mother yells at you is listening to the Mama Mia soundtrack
820. How you had to go to school for forty minutes while your Geometry teacher tried to find away around the "no power, no school" law
821. The fact that Pansy Division is the best Queercore band ever.
822. How Pansy Division can not be the best band ever because it's Queercore
823. How you're still not doing your English essay even though it's due in like twenty hours
824. How bored the writer of 714 had to be to attempt to troll on a Wiki article...
825. How you understood what I meant by troll
826. How your ever so quickly scrolling to add a smart elek remark about the above smart elek remarks
827. How anyone editing this list honesty needs to get a life
828. How you've considered erasing this entire article
829. How someone turned every link on this page into a Rick Roll link
830. How you actually clicked a random link to see if it was true
831. You just got Rick Rolled
832. How you just got Rick Rolled, but are now telling the sender that you memorized every R.R. video ever made so you knew not to click on it even if it was a decoy URL...
833. How the hanging apple basket in your kitchen had fell three times in the last minute
834. How you know a cute little fan girl that is constantly trying to Rick Roll everyone.
835. How you are annoyed at said little fan girl.
836. The fact that little fan girls cannot appreciate good queercore music.
837. The fact that when your geometry teacher reads this he's going to go wtf.
838. The fact that when anyone other then a select few people read this
839. Dinosaurs go rawr.
840. Dinosaurs go grr.
841. Dinosaurs do not go rawr.
842. How necrophilia is better than bestiality.
843. How anyone whose not a Twilight fan that reads that is going to go wtf.
844. How anyone whose not myself and the above editor is going to go wtf.
845. How its 23:37 and your still up editing this article.
846. That you have a rash on your scrotum.
847. My dad had his sperm removed.
848. That the editor of the previous two comments is in no way affiliated with the editor above him.
849. How the above mentioned fangirl doesn't try to Rick Roll people, she succeeds at it.
850. How Amy can fly is the coolest band ever!
851. How you wonder how long it will be before people realize the last half of this list is mostly a conversation between two class mates.
852. How the above mentioned fan girl fails at Rick Rolling people.
853. How, shhhh they'll never know
854. Why you hate writing.
855. Why you like pizza.
856. Your wedding.
857. Your first ride on the Chicago 'L'.
858. What your favorite color is and why.
859. Your son's teacher.
860. Your dog.
861. A cow says moo.
862. Ducks
863. How Super Mario 64 was the first game ever, being made in 1908. o_O
864. NEVAHH GONNAH GIVE JOO UP, NEVAH GONNAH LET JOO DAAAN...
865. How twelve dingles don't make a dangle when there's a sausage in your custard.
866. [[Incorrect Wikipedia Codes]|Pigeons]]
867. OH MY GAWWWWD NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOOOOUUUURRRR
868. Why the most important thing ever has a page already.
869. How your assuming the previous comment was made by an Irish obsessed American.
870. Whatever that means. No, seriously!
871. I'm walking on sunshine... OH OH OH
872. How all the heroin addicts reading this are like, ME 2!!
873. shananananananananananana KNEES! KNEES!
874. Your Youtube account!
875. About You
876. About how much hotter Rob Pattinson is than Steven Strait
877. How you wish people would stop adding lines to this thing about Robert Pattinson...
878. How wimpy most the American guys you know are.
879. How your pretty sure five out of your six male classmates are homosexual.
880. How the British guy you know is so French *insert giggles*
881. How your bisexual not homosexual.
882. How it bugs you that the above person miss used "your".
883. How it bugs you that the above person misspelled "misused"
884. How you purposely misspelled "misused" for irony in the statement
885. How the same person that was not working on their satire from before is now putting off a history test
886. How you can't believe you're not failing with this procrastination
887. How you need to get off wiki and go study.
888. Why the person who wrote #278 will die tonight.
889. How you'll stop telling gay jokes, when people stop mocking you for your bad spelling
890. How you failed the history test, but got a B on the satire
891. How awesome Halo Wars is
892. How your friend taught you how to play Magic the Gathering during study hall
893. How your friend hats you cause you referred to it as a mixture of Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon
894. How your friend tellign gay jokes dosen't bother you it's the people who are trying to be offensive who bother him.
895. How Magic The Gathering is better than Halo Wars
896. How you worked all day in the rain at a bake sale to go to prom and can't get a date to it.
897. How this article is getting way too long and no longer serves its purpose.
898. About that one time you dyed your hair purple.
899. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
900. Your girlfriend's beautiful eyes