Marty Beckerman

Marty Beckerman

Marty Beckerman has been called a “morbid little bastard” by the original gonzo bastard Hunter S. Thompson. Much of that bastardness can be attributed to the fact that Beckerman has just released the book, Generation S.L.U.T., through MTV Books.

Generation S.L.U.T. is a book that does its best to encapsulate modern teenagers' sex lives. It’s a funny but also complex book that combines real statistics, comic strips and a fiction story to inform the reader. At times the book does assume a lot about its readers by way of characters meaning that it may be too soon for Beckerman to calcify this generation as anything. But Beckerman is such a strong fiction writer that he is able to overcome those shortcomings.

Marty Beckerman is a 21 year old journalist who was raised in Anchorage Alaska and is about to graduate from American University in Washington. His writing has appeared in New York Press, Disinformation, The Anchorage Daily News, Get Underground, Ain't It Cool News and Penthouse Online. Generation S.L.U.T. is his latest after his first book, Death to All Cheerleaders, which explained how great the world might be if we were to simply get rid of all its worthless people.

Check out Marty Beckerman’s website and get Generation S.L.U.T.

Daniel Robert Epstein: You have the honor of being the youngest person I’ve ever interviewed for Suicide Girls.

What made you decide to do the book in this fashion instead of a straight statistics-type book with commentary or just a straight fiction book?
Marty Beckerman: A lot of books have tried to encapsulate generations like Douglas Coupland’s Generation X or “Freddy’s Palace” or even Fitzgerald. I think going about it through fiction you can do a lot of good things. You get a big emotional response out of that kind of approach, but I think also using the statistics and a more journalistic approach verifies everything in the fiction. It’s a journalistic backbone to the story itself. It supports the accusations that I’m making about Generation Y.
DRE:
Is it a little too early to start classifying your generation?
MB:
No, I don’t think so. There are some major differences between Generation X and what I’m calling Generation Slut. Its sort of creeping me out because I’m 20 which really shouldn’t be considered that old but like I’m starting to notice that the kids I’ve been talking to or just reading about who are like 13, 14, 15 are of a completely different mindset than I or any of my friends were at that age. I’m kind of out of it at 20. I’m culturally obsolete. Our whole culture targets the age sixteen now. Twelve-year olds want to be sixteen and fifty-year olds want to be sixteen and I think we’re idealizing a very young age, probably younger than has been in the media before.
DRE:
Do you really think that this generation is sluttier or at least has more sex than previous generations?
MB:
I don’t know. I don’t think it’s just about the sex. But Generation Slut isn’t an anti-sex book and I think that’s pretty obvious.

What I’m saying is that I think that less than any other generation, Generation Y does not have a significant number of emotional attachments to one another. The argument I’m making in the book is that there’s no emotional attachments, everyone is just pleasure seeking and feeding their own genitals. Things like this did not happen ten years ago and especially not 20, 30 or 40 years ago.
DRE:
Well…go on.
MB:
Say whatever you were going to say
DRE:
I was just going to say that in the 70’s it was kind of like that. I mean just recently spoke to a woman named Lisa Dierbeck who wrote this book called, “One Pill Makes it Smaller.” It said that even in the Seventies had the free love but there was a cost to that free love.
MB:
I don’t know if stories about, twelve-year olds raping each other were ever even close to common in 1990 and they’re disturbingly common now. I don’t know if that’s a national trend or just a bunch of isolated incidents but I’m trying to make the argument that that’s the extreme of what happens when you know nobody gives a shit about anyone else.
DRE:
For your research did you do a lot of interviews with people?
MB:
Yeah I talked to a lot people. A lot of the people quoted in the book have little mug shots and many are my friends and stuff. But a lot of them are just kids I’d meet at parties or whatever.

It was also a lot of observation from college too. That really opened my eyes to a lot of stuff. In high school I really thought I knew everything about the world, I was really self righteous and I think going to college, suddenly I saw that high school was this tiny little microcosm. But then in the college world, with kids from all over the country they’re completely emulating exactly what I saw in high school. Nothing really changed because for a lot of people college was the continuation of high school. I was really depressed with that at first so going to college definitely was a big eye opener for me.
DRE:
The book is funny as well.
MB:
I’ll try to be funny.

I think this is probably the most depressed generation in history. Maybe that explains emo music. Even though emo music is shit.
DRE:
Yeah that’s right.
MB:
I quote the numbers but the people I talked to and the characters presented in the book are very accurate. There’s a lot of self mutilation and a lot of really self destructive behavior. I think the kids 13 to 22 now are really deeply sad, deeply depressed people even though there are a lot of exceptions.
DRE:
But what do they have to be so depressed about?
MB:
I don’t think there’s enough passion about anything. You look at the Baby Boomers and the kind of heroes and role models they had. Even just the pop culture role models like the Beatles or the social role models like Martin Luther King or JFK and the literary heroes too. You had a lot of people putting out truly passionate work that probably inspired and I don’t want to use the word mobilized, that makes me sound like a communist, but that inspired a lot of young people to have very strong opinions about the world. Now Generation Y’s icons are Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton who are completely meaningless. They are propagating nothing. It’s not just the lack of the social message it’s just the lack of anything real or substantial there.
DRE:
Isn’t there still kids who dis everything that they ever liked when they were in high school once they get to college? I don’t even know what the hell goes on in college anymore.
MB:
My taste has definitely grown. Maybe it has for a lot of other people but most of the focus is on high school. So trashing Britney has kind of gotten old but like she won’t go away. I thought that whole scene was dead but it keeps coming back like the whore from hell or something. It’s time for her to die.
DRE:
[laughs] Do you think that Generation Slut needs to be more chaste or just less sexual?
MB:
Yeah but this isn’t an anti-sex book. I’ve got a girlfriend; my mother is in the car. So I probably shouldn’t say, “I like fucking Mom.”
DRE:
[laughs] You like fucking COMMA Mom.
MB:
I don’t like fucking my mother, that’s never happened. My dad says he likes fucking my mom. I’m not saying that sex is bad or that people need to be more chaste. I’m saying that there should be some effort somewhere to find something deeper than just genital fulfillment. I think that’s what separates us from the lower animals. We grew up in a Utopia where the only war was Kosovo. That wasn’t a major war so there was no major war until now. We grew up with peace and prosperity and everything that every generation has struggled for. We had it and we still turned out like shit. The book is asking why did we turn out like shit when we had everything.
DRE:
How could this generation have turned out to be shit when they’re still sixteen to twenty? They haven’t turned into anything yet.
MB:
I guess it’s possible that everyone’s going to graduate college, find jobs and find passion and stuff.
DRE:
Well no that won’t happen [laughs].
MB:
You’re saying it’s too early to judge.
DRE:
Yes.

What did you see that made you want to do this book?
MB:
I don’t want to say it was just my friends because it was also people I didn’t know. It was stories you hear from other people and stuff you see at parties. It’s this meaningless youth culture. I think Generation Slut is kind of the pinnacle of what I was writing about from the time I was fifteen. There wasn’t one thing that set me off but it was just seeing it over and over again, seeing so many unhappy people still doing the things that make them unhappy. Generation Slut is kind of a culmination of me kissing goodbye to my adolescence.
DRE:
What made you think that was much different from Generation X?
MB:
How old are you by the way?
DRE:
I’m 28.
MB:
So you’re Generation X, right?
DRE:
I guess.
MB:
Like the tail end?
DRE:
Yeah, I guess I could be considered Generation X. But I don’t fall into any traps. I hardly buy anything but when I was in high school I though everyone was an idiot and I was pretty creative. So maybe I was a little bit of a cut above the average person. When I was in college it didn’t change that much except there people that I met that were more like me. A lot of old people will say stuff like, “things were so much better.” When you really talk with them you realize that things aren’t so much better it’s just that stuff you get is different.
MB:
You can correct me if you think I’m totally off track here but I think you guys, Generation X, maybe more the older Generation Xer’s had the same ideas about lacking like true spokespeople. But you had Kevin Smith, Kurt Cobain and Quentin Tarantino but there was nothing super real or super meaningful there on the national level and Generation Xer’s are very frustrated about that. They weren’t happy with the Mcjob, they weren’t happy with Starbucks and all that. I think with Generation Y as opposed to being frustrated with the meaninglessness, celebrates it wholeheartedly. The Abercrombie and Fitch multi-million dollar a year industry.
DRE:
Yeah we should kill those kids.
MB:
Yeah, there’s another track of thought that is the pedophile. The way the sex scene is now you would normally associate with college and upper high school and now it trickles down to elementary school. That was the creepiest part of what I was researching.

You’ve got kids fucking before they grow pubes now. I didn’t know you could do that but apparently you can. I used to chase girls around in the elementary school parking lot and I guess that’s when my parents knew I was going to be a rapist. But Jesus I didn’t know I wanted to fuck them I just thought I wanted to kiss them.
DRE:
[laughs] How much of the fiction part of the book is about you?
MB:
Some of it is definitely based on truth but it’s also highly fictionalized so I can’t tell you how much of it is based on truth except that all the characters are composites. But the general thrust of the story is what I went through and what I’ve seen or just what I know what other people have gone through. It’s truthful but not quite 100% accurate to real life.
DRE:
What age did you lose your virginity?
MB:
Hi mom. I lost my virginity at eighteen.

Do you want to know something cool?
DRE:
What?
MB:
My mother will enjoy this: I just took my girlfriend’s virginity; she’s eighteen so that’s pretty awesome.
DRE:
That is pretty awesome.
MB:
Yeah, I’ve never done that before.
DRE:
[laughs] I only did it once with the girl I was with when I was eighteen, she was eighteen too
MB:
Oh yeah?
DRE:
What do you think of Suicide Girls?
MB:
Some of those girls are kind of hot.
DRE:
Are those the kind of girls you’re into?
MB:
I don’t know. I think punk girls can be cute. Some of those girls definitely look like total freaks.
DRE:
Do you have any tattoos?
MB:
I don’t have any tattoos. I’m too much of a pussy; I guess I kind of want one. But I’m the kind of guy who would regret it the second after I got it.
DRE:
How did the idea of putting the comic strips in the book come up?
MB:
That was my editor’s idea. I didn’t even know that was going to happen until they showed me the page proofs. There’s fiction, then there is journalism and then there’s experimental graphic novel shit in the middle of it and I think I think it all adds up visually to something pretty cool.
DRE:
What was it like meeting Hunter S. Thompson at the signing in New York City?
MB:
I didn’t go to the signing but I wound up in his hotel room. That’s one of the great stories of my life.

I had arranged an interview through Gear Magazine to meet him in New York and then all this shit happened where his plane was cancelled and he had to come in a couple of days later and he was all booked up with interviews. So he couldn’t do the interview in person and his manager/wife told me that he could give me two minutes over the phone. I traveled all the way to New York for that and it’s a major let down so then I just skipped the whole publicist thing and I just called his hotel room at like ten o’clock at night.

So I call and I get his wife on the phone and she says, “Absolutely you can’t do the interview. He’s tired, he’s been doing interviews all day and he is done with this.” In the background I hear “Does he have drugs?” His wife asks me, if I have any weed. I was going out with a girl at NYU at that point and I figure we’re at a college campus I’m sure we can find something. So they told me if I could get down to the hotel in like half an hour with marijuana I would get five minutes with Hunter
DRE:
Right that’s good to know. I can get all the marijuana I want.
MB:
I guess this is confessing to a crime but I’ve already done it so whatever. Anyway so I paid $25 for a dime bag which was a ripoff. Then we raced down there and I got an hour with the guy.
DRE:
That’s awesome.
MB:
I used to idolize him in high school and I read probably five or six of his books straight without reading anything else. What can I say that’s the coolest night of my life.
DRE:
Are you like a child prodigy or something like that with all the writing you’ve done?
MB:
Am I a child prodigy? Well I’m I like to think of myself as the Generation’s last beacon of truth, light, and beauty [laughs]. I don’t know if prodigy goes along with that.
DRE:
[laughs] When did you start writing?
MB:
I started writing when I was fifteen. I wrote for the teen page of the Anchorage Daily News.
DRE:
I read that you like Dave Barry’s writing as well.
MB:
Yeah, he was kind of sucking for a while but now he’s gotten really good again
DRE:
You’re the first person under the age of like 50 I know that actually reads Dave Barry. I like him as well. Yeah in the past two years things have really turned around for some reason I’m not sure what happened.
MB:
At first I wanted to steal Dave Barry’s jokes. It’s just natural that you idolize someone and then write exactly like them. But then you start reading new shit and you meld those influences with the original influence and just kind of come up with your own style. It took me a couple of years to kind of figure out my voice. It’s still pretty obvious that I’m channeling a lot of Hunter but I’d like to think that I’m like doing it a new way.
DRE:
I heard that in Alaska it’s really easy to get marijuana or it’s almost half legal there or something?
MB:
Yeah, there was a vote a couple of years ago to legalize it and it only lost by 40% to 60%. In the 80’s it was legal for a little while.
DRE:
Did you do drugs when you were in high school?
MB:
Yeah I smoked a moderate amount of pot in high school but it just got so boring. It just seemed that when I was hanging out with those friends it seemed like everything we had to do we had to be stoned. After a while it just got so stupid and repetitive and I barely ever smoke anymore. It’s just not worth it to me.
DRE:
Just when you’re with Hunter.
MB:
Yeah, just when I’m with Hunter. I’m not going to go out and tell people they should stop smoking weed. That’s not my crusade. I feel like it makes me into a vegetable and my parents are very proud of me now hearing this.

by Daniel Robert Epstein

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