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Nina Moric's steamy 2008 calendar.
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30 Rock
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Hollywood's sexiest funny girls.
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Man tries to attack gophers with propane, fails.
Mandy Lynn
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Jenna Fischer
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Painful
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Ouch
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Saw IV
eat your heart out.
101
Back to school...beer school.
Girls
Claudia Schiffer reappears in the wild!
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Michela Coppa struts her stuff in a bikini.
Delicious
Mmm...bacon
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Today's WTF moment: piston shrimp.
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Portia de Rossi
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This bird's got some killer moves.
Roselyn Sanchez
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Keira Knightley
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The best headline ever.
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Girl goes deaf after kissing boyfriend
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NEW! Google Narc!
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Soccer is bad for everyone—even kids.
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Check out Simona Fusco Stratten's bikini pictures.
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The
Harold & Kumar 2
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International babe Denisse Padilla.
Jaime Paetz
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Global warming...not so bad after all
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We can't wait till Waffle Tetris comes out!
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Eva Green will always be one of our favorite Bond girls.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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30 error messages you do not want to see.
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Pania Rose is a wonder from Down Under.
New England Patriots Cheerleaders
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Erica Durance
You can Durance if you want to!
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Awesome
A picture moans a thousand words.
Julie Benz
We certainly hope so.
Maya Hazen
Mama Maya!
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Morgan Spurlock eat your heart out.
Beyoncé Knowles
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Erica Campbell has a picture moment.
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Talk about a crappy day at work.
Lena Headey
She'll terminate your productivity today.
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Exclusive: Why Spitzer
really
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NFL Cheerleaders
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Fantasy fishing—OH YEAH BROTHERRRR!!
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We'd like to be locked in the boardroom with Ivanka Trump.
Miss Turkey
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One of Europe's hottest exports, Vanessa Hessler.
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Perhaps the most extreme protester of all time.
Sarah Chalke
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Janet Jackson talks up her new album.
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Alison Carroll
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Lil Wayne is pushing prophylactics now.
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Nikki Belucci is the hottest DJ ever.
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Lonestar? We found 10.
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Petra Nemcova was born to wear lingerie.
Angelina Jolie
That's some fine Croft-manship.
Nerdy
Behold, Robodog!
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See who died on your birthday.
America Olivo
God shed his grace on thee.
Funny
John Mayer files a bug report for Apple.
Ouch
We don't think you should call this kid a prodigy yet.
Kristin Kreuk
Find out how to get a Kreuk in your pants!
Julianne Hough
Hard to spell, easy to gawk at.
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A clinic in how comedians should handle hecklers.
Ali Larter
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Shona Barnthouse
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Just what every potential rape victim needs: a vending machine disguise.
Denver Broncos Cheerleaders
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George Lucas dishes on 'Star Wars,'
Indiana Jones
Jamie-Lynn Sigler
The Sopranos
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Olga Kurylenko
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The best of hottie Rebecca Romijn.
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Taylor Swift
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The Army holds the annual "Bring Your Daughter to War" Day.
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Is the Donald tackling daytime television?
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Kate Beckinsale is one hot mama.
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Playing Xbox LIVE can get you pregnant. Who knew?
Gillian LeBrun
From the French for "the Brun."
Jamie-Lynn Sigler
She's a real hit.
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Hilary Duff looking quite good in a short skirt.
Dumbass
A brilliant example of how not to use your eyes.
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We support anything with Kate Moss minus clothing.
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With
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the remake train keeps rolling through Hollywood classics.
Video
This movie club brings home the Bacon.
Funny
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet?
Girls
Ivanna Pallotti is Argentina's latest hot export.
Video
Glitches in the Matrix are easy to find when it’s running in Microsoft XP.
Sara Paxton
We've got a Pax to grind.
Sexy
Eugenia Silva wants to cuddle by the fire.
Funny
Jimmy Kimmel’s censorship gets #$&@ing political.
WTF
DMX is one big cup of crazy.
Awesome
The anthem for every frat guy in America: Brohemian Rhapsody.
Lucy Liu
The juice is Luce.
Cool
Indie rockers "The Heavy" get down with some heavy firepower.
Babes
Natalia Bush has some seriously dangerous curves.
Oakland Raiders Cheerleaders
Silver and black, and sexy all over.
Pics
The top 10 celebrity mugshots.
Cheerleaders
It's time for another round of NFL's hottest pom-pom girls.
Sports
A high school kid’s superhuman move saves the play.
Funny
Student owned by band director.
Ouch
Guys like this are the reason we love face-plant videos.
Elizabeth Banks
One of the few Banks still in business.
Funny
Area codes in which Ludacris claims to have hoes.
Stupid
This is the next sport to be added to the Redneck Games lineup.
Girls
Marisa Miller reveals Victoria’s Secret.
Cool
Ten "real" superheroes.
Bikini
Gisele Bundchen shows off swimwear in her down time, too.
Weird
If you ever did ungodly things with your sister’s Barbies, then this Japanese toy is for you.
Cool
Make your sh*t sparkle
Mario
We'd really like to play this version of the NES classic.
Funny
Obama’s victory leaves stunned supporters asking, “What the hell are we supposed to do now?”
Lists
Eight not so impressive Guiness world records
Rad
A megamix of many of your favorite video games
Video
A couple exchanges sacred vows of no commitment as long as they both shall live.
Lists
25 Greatest Calvin and Hobbes strips ever.
Awesome
An archive of all your favorite old-school video game music.
Rachele Brooke Smith
This fox is hot to trot.
Weird
Kangaroo scrotum bottle openers?
Games
The most under-appreciated video game athletes.
Election
Five defining pop culture moments to spawn out of the 2008 election.
Lists
Ten most eccentric items ever auctioned online.
Amazing
We don't want to play this guy in
Halo 3
.
Funny
A picture's worth a thousand words. (And an entire country.)
Dorismar
Dorismar than meets the eye.
Neat
This could quickly become our favorite video game.
Video
This is how we ended up writing in Lando Calrissian on our ballot.
Funny
If you ever encounter a mountain lion...
Cool
Play all your favorite Nintendo games now.
Video
Japanese binocular soccer is even better than it sounds.
Funny
Christian convenience store
Games
In Halo 3, even traffic cones are lethal.
Cool
Soon to be a new bookmark, The Daily Lowdown is a one-stop shop for all your time wasting needs.
Idol
American Idol Insider: Lennon and McCartney Succumb to the Idol Gods
Games
In
Halo 3,
even traffic cones are lethal.
Girls
Halloween is over, but aren't body paint costumes really a timeless pleasure?
Cool
For those extra tough monsters under the bed.
Girls
Heidi Montag must only own one bikini.
Election
Still not decided? Let the Internet tell you who to vote for. (Has it ever let you down before?)
Sexy
The hottest sports movie babes.
Wild
Amii Grove made the Cadbury ape sexy.
Funny
Photoshop fun: The candidates invade your favorite movie posters.
Sexy
British blondeshell Zoe Lister's photos are jolly good.
Sexy
Italian model Elisabetta Gregoraci is one bella babe.
Jennifer Morrison
Girl will
House
you.
Babes
Marissa Miller in lingerie, because we love you.
Danielle Panabaker
She satisfies our sweet tooth.
Yvonne Strahovski
Yvonne-a click, or what?
Girls
This picture really has everything
Awesome
Old people should stick to elevators.
Game
What's the difference between a sex scene and a murder scene? Surprisingly little.
Naomi Watts
It's "I moan" backwards. Just sayin'.
Babes
Pania Rose is our favorite flower.
Sports
As usual, World Series celebrations look more like the Apocalypse.
Funny
Turn your splooge into concert tickets!
Amazing
TV anchors should really know what they're saying before they hit live air.
Movies
Sexy actresses, scary scenes: Some of Hollywood's finest get axed, fried, and humped to death by snowmen.
Hot
Sienna Miller bikini malfunction
Cool
This video will mess with your eyes.
Girls
If only all desperate housewives looked like this.
Stupid
Fail.
TV
Every segment of
The Daily Show
since 1999 is now available online.
NFL Cheerleading Midseason MVPs
Peep the first half's All-America cheer squad.
Momma Drama
Eddie Murphy busts a nutty professor in Scary, yet to meet the results.
Uncomfortable
Five excellently awkward sports interviews.
Funny
Feeling a little pissed-off about the past eight years? Express yourself.
Hot
Guess the celebrity side boo...
TV
South Park,
The Simpsons,
and
Family Guy
take stabs at each other.
Video
Will
World of Warcraft
go red or blue this election?
Sexy
Oh Kate Beckinsale, you always have something interesting to say.
Funny
Jim Gaffigan's thoughts on bacon.
Anna Paquin
Poach a glimpse of this
True Blood
diamond.
Music Videos
The Roots promote teenage lesbianism.
Movies
Wolverine
is slotted for summer '09.
Girls
Heidi Klum even makes milk mustaches look sexy.
Sexy
Elisha Cuthbert has spectacular cleavage.
Rachael Taylor
She's the new IT girl.
Funny
A vote for McCain is a vote for Cindy not "breaking your fucking neck!"
Sexy
Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, makes covering up breasts an art form.
Boobs
Salma Hayek talks about how she got her breasts.
Movies
Jon Favreau talks
Iron Man 2
... And
3
.
Boobs
Play "Guess the Breasts" and you're guaranteed to be a winner.
Oops
When you're modeling, you sometimes overlook gaping holes in the runway.
Sports
The best athlete Haloween costumes.
True
Don't watch these overrated movies.
Sexy
Spend a few sexy minutes with Adriana Karembeu.
Lady Gaga
Use your manners, gentleman, there's a lady present.
Girls
Isabel Figueira is a Portu-goddess.
Batman
Seven minutes of
The Dark Knight
can be seen sooner than you think.
Crazy
We don't even know what this sport is, but it looks like soccer, rugby, and MMA.
Sexy
Luisana is spicier than Louisiana hot sauce.
Hot
Caroline Francischini is a Brazilian beauty.
AnnaLynne McCord
Click here of your own McCord.
Rhona Mitra
Something to look forward to on Doomsday.
Girls
It's time for a Batchelor party!
Sports
Painfully hilarious announcing gaffes.
Funny
1 cop vs 25...scholars
Awesome
The easiest $250,000 question you can ask a slacker.
Funny
Thirty-five tabloid headlines that are... well... pretty much exactly what you would expect from tabloids: pure insanity.
Gear
Be sure to wear protection on this bike.
Jody Palmer
Everything is sexier in Texas.
Stupid
Employee caught ditching work because he said so in his Facebook status.
Awesome
Manliest news headline, ever.
Funny
Don't let the little girl distract you from the awesomeness of this video.
Gaming
A collection of the most ridiculous game box quotes. They will "shatter your perception of reality."
Funny
Jean Claude Van Damme will dance for you?
Mario
We'd really like to play this version of the NES classic.
Games
Just in time for Halloween, the 10 scariest video games.
funny
Russian Skittle ad. Who doesn't like bears?
Wow
An unbelievable car-on-scooter crash.
Girls
There’s nothing
Complex
about enjoying Marisa Miller’s new photo shoot.
Pics
Clever ads.
Stupid
When you've got to go, you've got to go.
Girls
Gisele, jorts, and nothing else.
Sexy?
NASCAR has got NOTHING on coleslaw wrestling
Babes
A few pictures from Gemma Atkinson's calendar.
Sports
With fans like these, Sundays make Halloween look like a joke.
Alice Braga
Enjoy a taste of this sweet Braga muffin.
Sexy
Gabriella Barros is Chile's hottest pepper.
Peyton List
Find out why they're such
Mad Men
here.
Stuff
Politicians and Prostitutes
Hot
Carmella Desesare looks great in every style of swimwear.
Girls
Gossip Girl
’s Leighton Meester takes off her school girl uniform.
Scary News
25% of teenage girls are skanky...what about the guys?
Girls
Haruna Yabuki wants to serve you a drink in her bikini.
Games
If you want to stay on your game, avoid snacking on this stuff while you play.
Cool
6 Things that look like the Death star
Hilarious
Fire alarms can't stop Conan O'Brien.
Sports
Ryan Howard v. Ryan Howard: See how the Philly’s player matches up to
The Office
’s favorite temp.
Funny
When we think of food courts, we think of spontaneous outbursts of musical choruses.
Hot
Spend some time with lusty Louise Glover.
Houston Texans Cheerleaders
Houston… No problem here!
Boobs
Famous boobies throughout history.
Sexy
Catrinel Menghia makes us want to move to Romania.
Funny
How to soften the sting of terrible news? Baby animals!!
Sexy
This will put bananas in a whole new perspective for you.
Babes
Rhian Sugden will whip you into shape.
Funny
If Superman had paid a visit to
The Dark Knight
…
Kathleen Robertson
She's from Canada, like most hot things.
Girls
Victoria Silvstedt looking ravishing in a red dress.
Games
Say what you want about Sarah Palin as a VP candidate, but she makes one hell of a lead singer!
Lists
Top 26 zombies of all time.
Awesome
A Web site dedicated to selling products for fat people.
Sports
How do you decide who will win the World Series? Ball girls!
Silly
Predator hip hop
Wasted
Some of the best displays of drunkenness in music.
Movies
New
Watchmen
footage has us feeling giddy.
Celebs
If Celebs Moved to Oklahoma
Comics
Every Calvin and Hobbes comic strip ever.
Gear
Dark Knight
on Blu-Ray with a limited edition bat-pod display case... We're doubly giddy.
Stuff
Legos, now with 50% more "pew pew" for your (inner) child.
Sharae Spears
Looks like the South is rising again.
Jaime Pressly
She's the Joy of our Thursday nights.
Tests
How many five year olds can you take down?
Great
The best of the best of fat kid videos.
Funny
Ten of the best clips of Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship.
Girls
A Krystal Forscutt Picture Moment
Movies
Could
Hellraiser
be the next horror flick to get the remake treatment?
Lauren Conrad
She's got the Hills that pay the bills.
Girls
Lucy Pinder’s breasts are a huge distraction
Apes
And the domination of primates on the Internet continues.
Election
Dead goldfish "Princess Nudelman" gets voter registration card in Illinois.
Hot
Carmen Electra still looks stunning.
Sexy
The Cruz sisters are a delicious duo.
Funny
Ninety seven photoshopped images of John McCain's awkward debate photo.
Funny
Britney crazy, Jaime Lynn pregnant, K-Fed just fat.
Word
Rap songs white people love.
Girls
Help decide the world's hottest athlete.
Boobs
99 words for boobs.
Girls
NFL cheerleaders are the real reason we keep coming back each Sunday.
Awesome
Liquid Generation has spliced together the 10 most insane political ads ever put on television.
News
We are all on drugs.
Hot
Bianca Gascoigne in some lusty lingerie.
Cool
You know what they say about guys with giant guitars... They rock out like this.
Sexy
Shay Laren shows off her lingerie collection.
Babes
Elena Santarelli is our favorite Italian dish.
Sports
Coach and player outbursts brought together in one video that will make you glad you're not a sports reporter.
Lingerie
Can I get these in bacon?
Fight
Veteran hockey players sometimes have to earn respect from the new guys.
Funny
10 great political moments in
SNL
history.
Awesome
101-year-old marathon runner stops for a beer.
Awesome
Conan's classic "Hot Dogs for Homophobes" bit.
Girls
Kristen Bell and more of the finest Spike's red carpet had to offer.
Bacon
MmMmm...bacon cups.
TV
Every now and again,
SNL
gets it right!
Video
Sarah Palin gets a reading lesson from office linebacker Terry Tate.
Camilla Belle
She's one in a Brazilian.
Games
The Latin edition of "Whose Boobs?"
Crazy
Three words to make your heart hurt: Hot. Beef. Sundae.
Girls
The best of hottie Jolene Blalock.
Funny
You have to appreciate honesty in songwriting today.
Halle Berry
Also available in Halle Bananaberry Crunch!
Halle Berry
This girl's right up our alle.
Babes
Hunting hotties with great "racks".
Sports
The lost art of the cheesy sports columnist photo.
Funny
Mr. Rogers sucks the fun out of video games.
Sexy
Keely Hazell's 2008 calendar.
Funny
College Humor imagines metaphor-free music.
Strange Music
Hip hop violin madness.
Boobs
The Japanese celebrate random achievements, especially when boobs are involved.
Movies
Can't decide whether to see
Sex Drive
? Watch the first 10 minutes online.
Hottie
10,000 B.C.
's Camilla Belle graces the red carpet.
Tasty
Nicole Neumann is one of South America's finest.
Girls
The top 10 girlfriend upgrades in pro sports history.
Girls
Eva on the Mend...s. She's out of rehab.
Hot
Jennifer Walcott wants to brighten your Monday.
Jaime King
All hail!
Funny
Some retailers are
really
trying to get rid of their HD DVD players.
Stupid
Wheel of Fortune
attracts dumb asses.
Sports
Jets owner makes his ex-girlfriend listen to his new one give birth.
Sexy
Danielle Lloyd covers up her mammaries.
Girls
Danica Patrick will get your motor running.
Video
Nature is so overrated.
Girls
The best of hottie Megan Fox.
Fergie
Hope this pea´s got extra space in her pod.
Funny
How to spot an obnoxious political supporters before they even open their mouths.
Cool
Seven insane conspiracies that actually happened.
Hilarious
Perhaps the best sucky trumpeteer of all time.
Gear
Pool table appears to make a splash, literally.
Hot
Eva Mendes is quite perky.
Ballerinas
Stretching is definitely the best part of ballet.
Sports
The Onion
brings you the latest news about Tony Romo’s widdle booboo.
Kate Beckinsale
Hurry in for our one-day Beckinsale!
Simpsons
A couch gag constructed from Legos.
Girls
Adriana Lima wears a bra worth more than your car.
Sports
A comprehensive Brett Favre tribute.
Weird
A mysterious poop bandit has an Idaho town baffled.
Katrina Bowden
She 30 rocks.
Sexy
Hayden Panettiere before her
Larry King
appearance.
Hot
Super sexy shots of Ana Beatriz Barros.
Games
Obama buys ads in
Madden 09
, other EA games.
Gal Gadot
She's keepin' it Israel!
Girls
Joanna Krupa is Poland's hottest export.
Funny
Inappropriate moments in children's television history.
Girls
The best of hottie Aida Yespica.
Babes
Sabrina Rojas is one appetizing Argentinian.
Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders
They’ll make your pants Titan!
Movies
New
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
set photos!
Eva Mendes
It's rainin' Mendes!
Funny
If advertisements were truthful...
Games
Ten reasons why the PlayStation 3 is still relevant.
Sexy
Remember the summer with Alley Baggett on the beach.
Crazy
Create a
Rockband
stage show with fog and lights.
Funny
Things your grandma doesn't want to hear.
Movies
Transformers 2
is being sped into production.
Girls
Rachelle Leah of the UFC. Get excited.
Saffron Burrows
Now one of New York's five Burrows! (Sorry, Queens.)
Basketball
The University of Miami is going to heat up their basketball games.
Video
Michigan marching band Rick Rolls The Big House.
Sexy
April Verie is very nice!
Dumbass
A blonde Borat wannabe falls short.
Funny
A touching (literally) story about boy scouts promoting breast cancer awareness.
Interesting
Seven tips to turning your flab in muscle stat!
Awesome
Be on the lookout for this highly dangerous ninja bear.
Girls
Natalia Oreiro: a hot import from South America.
Hot
Kate Hudson in a sexy red bikini.
Funny
After this sales pitch, we're sold.
Games
You’ll be shaken
and
stirred by how good the new Bond game looks.
Sports
NBA Closer: The Ultimate Warrior edition.
What?
Bob Dylan's interviews boggle the mind.
Alicia Keys
Keys... She's always in the last place you look.
Funny
The nation's presidential assassins are still undecided.
Neat
A one-stop guide to all the disasters in history.
Sports
NBA season predictions have never been so titillating.
Stupid
ZOMG!!! Britney's kidzzz!!!
Men
Another humorous look at what guys are really thinking.
Girls
A tribute to naughty nurses.
Hot
David LaChapelle does Gisele Bundchen's photo shoot.
Ayda Field
Today's forecast is hot and sexy.
Funny
Eric Cartmen's nine most evil moments.
Games
The worst
Halo 3
betrayal ever.
Funny
Another failed attempt to debunk the spoonful of cinnamon myth.
Video
This is one way to appeal a speeding ticket.
Aubrey O'Day
Happy Aubrey O. Day!
Wet
Sallie Toussaint is in the shower.
Amazing
The full swing flip: it can be done!
Girls
The best of hottie Elisabetta Gregoraci.
Girls
Food Network's Giada de Laurentiis spending some time outside the kitchen.
Sports
Nobody gave Def Leppard the Stanley Cup instruction manual.
Natalie Portman
The most explosive thing out of Israel since... never mind.
Sexy
French Canadian + Japanese = Hottie.
Moon Bloodgood
Because Mars Plasmabad was taken.
Games
Check out the new
Street Fighter IV
trailer.
TV
Alyssa Milano is joining
My Name Is Earl.
Video
When your idea starts with a surf board on a roof, it can only end one way.
Sexy
Is Lindsay Lohan headed for the nudey bin again?
Hot
Holly Weber in sexy lingerie.
Thandie Newton
Double-ya pleasure.
Funny
This'll teach you to eat vegetables!
Yankees
Possible replacements for Joe Torre.
Movies
The simulated experience of falling asleep with a DVD on.
Girls
Rihanna apparently prefers latex. We apparently do, too.
Ouch
ATV stunts: Always dangerous, always hilarious.
Ridiculous
Arnold Schwarzenegger fights a bear. Classic.
Melissa George
We've only been this attracted to a George once before.
Funny
Surprisingly, this girl's dancing isn't the funniest part of this video.
Movies
The simulated experience of falling asleep with a DVD on.
Funny
Stephon Marbury should be a professional prognosticator.
Neat
This is one cool audio illusion.
Girls
The top 10 hottest daughters of professional athletes.
Games
Five video game characters who suck at their jobs.
Movies
Could there be a
Goonies 2
in the future?
Sports
The worst suits of TNT's Craig Sager.
Hot
Jakki Degg makes calendars sexy.
Stupid
Finally a product that encourages smashing your friend's head with a shovel.
Sports
Red Sox players cast as Bond villains.
Weird
Another awkward moment in midget history.
Girls
There's always time for NFL cheerleaders.
Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders
Go fish.
Sexy
We're not complaining about Christina Aguilera's massive cleavage.
Yvonne Strahovski
We like what's down under.
Video
The best man turned out to be the worst guy at the wedding.
Cool
A collection of some awesome original Wu Tang Martial Arts clips.
Hot
Sara Tommasi is spicier than Italian sausage.
Games
Sarah Palin’s favorite video games.
Interesting
Eight things they better include in the
Arrested Development
movie.
Sexy
Alessia Ventura is wearing very little.
Funny
These guys were all in the family…and it was creepy.
Sad
Uh oh. Neverland's in trouble. Anyone spare a nickel for ol' Jacko?
Nice
Nikki Ziering is awesome in her blue bikini.
Girls
Carmen Electra is red hot.
Movies
Will we be watching
Bourne 4
in the near future?
Babes
Spend a digital day at the beach with Roxanne Pallett.
Games
High scores in
Halo
may also explain your low marks in the bedroom.
Games
Metal Gear Solid
fans: Circle June 12, 2008 on your calendars... maybe... again.
TV
Kristin Kreuk makes
Smallville
sexy.
Wall Street
A site devoted to pictures of sad guys on trading floors.
Sexy
Rachel Bilson sporting a new hairdo... oh, and she's still hot.
Games
A nerdy version of "Whose Boobs?"
Sports
The 15 greatest baseball cards ever printed.
Irina Voronina
She's way hotter than St. Pauly Shore.
Girls
Sexy swimmer Amanda Beard is the new Go Daddy girl.
Marley Shelton
Don't wait till the
Eleventh Hour
. Click now!
Hot
Heidi Klum still looks amazing.
Funny
Saw's
Jigsaw isn't so frightening in real life.
Funny
How superheroes are affected by the economy.
Sexy
Sofia Vergara's got the fluffiest pillows.
Hot
Alessandra Ambrosio will melt your monitor.
Girls
The 26 hottest
Star Trek
babes.
Angelina Jolie
She's Africa hot.
Crash
It's a good thing Marty always made it to 88 mph.
Games
Get ready for the next installment of
Bond
.
Funny
Jimmy Kimmel finally gets back at Sarah Silverman.
Cute
Yu Hasebe is hotter than wasabi.
Video
"Take On Me" with lyrics about what's literally happening in the ‘80s classic.
Weird
Hillary Clinton unleashes her last resort: subliminal messages.
Babes
April Verie is one tasty Texan.
Cool
Pee-Wee football trick play is cheap, but awesome.
Hilarious
Harry Potter is cheating on Dumbledore with this fat dude.
Sexy
Natalia Paris is as beautiful as her namesake.
Girls
Need a reason to watch hockey? Ice Girls!
Angelina Jolie
She´s Africa hot.
Jokes
K-Fed gives parenting tips via
SNL.
Minka Kelly
One instance where the lights turn
you
on.
Hot
Even an artsy fartsy shoot makes Megan Fox look sexy.
Rocket Dog
Expect lots of heavy petting.
Funny
If robots were cast for
Pulp Fiction
...
Hot
Mariah Carey strategically covers her C-sharps.
Boarding
Jason Lee used to be gnarly.
Video
Drunken soccer fan falls from bleachers.
Irina Voronina
She´s way hotter than St. Pauly Shore.
Awesome
Sometimes it's hilarious when comedians are unfunny.
Sports
The five most overhyped athletes.
Lennon Murphy
When life hands you Lennon, make Lennon-ade.
Trailers
It's Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, but it
is
a musical.
Girls
The 10 hottest bikini beer commercials.
Painful
As the presidential campaign heats up, Ted Kennedy's singing puts everything back on ice...
Babes
Elisabetta Canalis is the best thing from Italy since lasagna.
TV
South Park
's NFL doppelgangers.
Funny
The Boogie Monster puts on his dancing shoes.
Hilarious
Our new favorite hip-hop artist.
Mariko Tokuyama
Pushing all the right buttons.
Cool
DARPA's Robot Crusher truck earns its name.
Ouch
Pickup basketball games can be brutal.
Food
Hamburger with grilled cheese buns will kill you dead.
Natalie Portman
The most explosive thing out of Israel since... never mind.
Girls
Hilary Duff is cold and wet.
Delta Goodrem
Singer? Sorority? Frequent-flyer program? Click to find out!
Disgusting
Damn, Britney. You really let yourself go...
Pansies
Cyclists fight like girls.
Sports
USC has a “cocky” name for themselves.
Girls
Josie Maran doesn't even need to look good to look good.
Laura Vandervoort
We've never wanted X-ray vision more.
Games
A sneek peek at
Call of Duty: World at War
.
Sexy
This may very well be the sexiest mouse pad ever.
Hot
Martina Stella is gorgeous even in black and white.
Girls
You’ll wish you were rounding the bases with these MLB fans.
American Idol
's Amy Davis
First a Hottie... then an Idol... next: Pope!
Cool
Some perfectly timed sports photos.
Funny
Life lessons you
can
learn in a classroom.
Funny
Zero Punctuation went to the Game Developers Conference.
Sexy
It's still hard to beat Anna Kournikova in a bikini.
Entertainment
These stars bare more than just their souls to the camera.
Hot
Hayden Panettiere is the sweet new Candie's girl.
Ouch
The most brutal hockey hits.
Cincinnati Bengals Cheerleaders
These 'Gals are the pick of the litter.
Lucy Liu
It takes Liu to make a thing go right.
Yummy
Luciana Salazar is one lusty Latina.
Funny
Cell phones save the day…and ruin the movie.
Cool
See the first
Gears of War 2
teaser.
Babes
Marissa Miller makes Vegas even hotter.
Games
This new game is going to be a
LittleBig
deal.
Lennon Murphy
When life hands you Lennon, make Lennon-ade.
Funny
Without voice-over,
The Wonder Years
sucked.
Girls
Luckily, these Hollywood babes aged like fine wine.
Sexy
Well hello there spectacular Christina Aguilera cleavage.
WTF?
Liz Taylor makes us laugh.
Sports
A photograph exposes this football player’s teeny weenie secret.
Weird
Patrick Stewart may have lost his mind...
Cool
Apparently, monkeys are the best spokesmodels.
Gina Carano
Her looks are striking. Her fists are too!
Funny
Rapist glasses are back in style!
Michelle Monaghan
We hope this MM has a candy center.
Girls
Bikini pics of Lindsay Lohan show off her breast—sorry,
best
assets.
Hottie
Lisalla Montenegro has a sexy picture moment.
Sexy
Get wet and wild with Abbey Clancy.
Sports
Check out some of basketball’s brightest moments and biggest blunders.
Sexy
Vanessa Hudgens wants Santa to come up her chimney...
Girls
Gillian Cooper wants to take you on a beautiful boat ride.
Entertainment
If you think size matters, you have to take a look a this.
Yuck
For $29.95, you can see Gene Simmons' family jewels.
Scary
We got sick just watching this amusement park ride.
Katie Chonacas
Chonacas...isn't that in New Jersey?
Funny
We dare you to order this one at the diner tonight...
Hot
Nonami Takizawa is one of Japan's hottest exports.
Funny
Comedian Skyler Stone on Ecstasy
Hilarious
Online dating crushes pathetic women more efficiently.
Awesome
Behold, the Turkish Rambo.
Girls
Get in between the sheets with supermodel Isabeli Fontana.
Girls
There's nothing like hot, random club girls.
Incredible
Britney Spears might not be the worst mother in the world.
Video
There’s only one bank out there that you can trust.
Sexy
Kate Beckinsale is quite the bedfellow.
Amazing
We don't want to play this guy in
Halo 3.
Kristen Bell
Feel free to browse KB's toys.
Charlize Theron
Theron lies the rub!
Poop
When a hippo's gotta go, a hippo's gotta go.
Video
Comedian Jim Breuer on booze control.
Hot
Erica Campbell shows us her sexy oven.
Ouch
Another reason why men should leave cheerleading to the ladies.
Girls
Audrina Patridge and her hot sis strip down in Sin City.
Sexy
Meagan Good's body is quite great.
Funny
Slides that don't work are really humorous.
Funny
Which beer pong player are you?
Stupid
Lionel Richie + Helium = German talk shows rule.
Girls
Dannii Minogue's upholding the family's reputation.
Stupid Fun
If Sarah Palin had her own Facebook page, we’d totally superpoke her.
Cool
First look at the
G.I. Joe
movie logo.
Sexy
This Shea should cheer up all the Mets fans.
Mila Kunis
We already forgot Sarah what´s her face.
Funny
Things to do instead of going to watch crappy movies.
Hot
Vida Guerra and her prized backside in lingerie.
Atlanta Falcons Cheerleaders
Who's up for some bird watching?
Danneel Harris
Danneel before Zod!
Movies
Will Vin Diesel and Paul Walker return to the fourth
The Fast and the Furious
?
Sports
An absolutely amazing one-handed football catch.
Interesting
When did cowboy boots become wussy-exclusive?
Cool
The Koreans have developed a human LCD.
Games
Ten ways Rockband 2 will save the world.
Hot
Nicole 'Coco' Austin has a behind we can get behind.
Awesome
Shaun of the Dead
's Nick Frost in a hilarious bit.
TV
Don't diss David Letterman. John McCain learned that Wednesday.
Hottie
Looks like Gisele has (sadly) forgiven Tom Brady... oh, and she is still hot.
Moon Bloodgood
The sexiest time traveler since the DeLorean.
Funny
Struggling Mets combine to form Carlos Voltron.
Lymari Nadal
When the moon hits your eye like an empanada, that´s Lymari.
Stunts
The rumored Eva Longoria sex tape isn't what you think.
Video
The Dark Bailout: A fan made mashup of The Joker responding to Bush's bailout address.
Babes
Nicole Scherzinger will pump... you up.
Bikini
Leggy Brooke Burns on the beach.
Movies
The 50 greatest movie gun fights of all time (with video evidence).
Aliens
A new
Duke Nukem Forever
screen appears in the wild.
Yummy
Candice Swanepoel is a South African sexpot.
College
Florida celebrates their version of The Great Underwear Dash.
Sexy
Rose McGowan shows up to the ball looking sexy.
Jackass
This dude really wants to get married.
Toys
Nine totally unnecessary licensed children’s products.
Rachel Bilson
Clearly, we support Rachel profiling.
Hot
Reka Ebergenyi leaves us Hungary for more!
Nadine Velazquez
Te gusta!
Sports
The best sports films of the last 10 years.
Funny
Stephen Colbert's thoughts on gay snake marriage.
Funny
Al Davis vs. Hugh Hefner. Who wins the tale of the tape?
Hot
Brit Bliss has us wanting ice cream and coin slots.
Girls
We'd brave the jungle for Alley Baggett.
Entourage
Twenty-five great Ari Gold quotes.
Girls
Isla Fisher's got two new reasons to like her.
Sexy
Gisele Bundchen will always be our favorite Victoria's Secret model.
Sports
Inside the phenomenon of mediocre NFL players marrying Playboy Playmates.
Cool
Check out the first
Indiana Jones
trailer NOW.
Movies
Rose McGowan is going to be Barbarella.
Girls
Haven't seen Ali Larter in a while? Why not reacquaint yourself?
Dumb
Men's Health
picks the worst foods to eat, obviously hates eating.
Ouch
And now, the sliding face-plant.
Crazy
Seven-year-old car stealer is back for more!
Elizabeth Banks
Choose your withdrawal method.
Amazing
David Letterman pwns Paris Hilton.
Games
Halo
MMO concepts revealed. Can you say sexy Mistress Chief?
Hotties
These actresses could hit a homer.
Awesome
Family Guy
's 10 best musical moments.
Disgusting
Behold: the most trashed apartment in the world. Hands down.
Girls
Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman: ultimate lesbian fantasy.
Sarah Silverman
Captain of the SS Sexy.
Rosario Dawson
We call shotgun on the Rosario speed wagon.
Funny
Do you dress like a douche bag?
Neat
A little homemade Spider-Man animation action.
Movies
Mark Forster and Daniel Craig answer your 007 questions.
Funny
Hey, Martha! Need some ratings? Try this guy.
Babes
Some tasty shots of former Miss Venezuela Veruska Ramirez.
Prank
This is a pretty elaborate, detailed office joke. Maybe this is why the market blows.
Dumb
Wedgies are the new superpower.
Funny
An excellent response to jackasses who still find this prank funny.
Gadgets
Ten Segway-esque modes of transportation that make you look cooler than an airport cop.
Sexy
Catherine Parris has us longing for France.
Bikini
Jennifer Aniston vacationing in Mexico.
Girls
In honor of the
Heroes
premiere, hot girls dressed as superheroes.
Kinky
Kirsten Bell is the sexiest dominatrix ever.
Sexy
Jakki Degg is another of our favorite English muffins.
Alyssa Milano
She’s one hot cookie.
Girls
Marisa Miller's the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl.
Hot
Rihanna is a Caribbean queen.
Crazy
Pimp your ride, Nintendo style.
Michelle Monaghan
Click her—she's Irish!
Girls
Heidi Montag takes her surgically enhanced hills to the beach.
Sports
Twenty best signs caught in the background of ESPN's College Gameday.
Babes
We have no clue who Coleen McLoughlin is, but she's hot.
Funny
A humorous jab at kids who hide under the covers.
Movies
The 11 best film moments of Samuel L. Jackson yelling.
Hot
Italian TV host loses hula hoop contest and is forced to shower.
Hot
Ana Sofia Henao is another of South America's finest.
TV
Microsoft is responding with their own "I'm a PC" commericals.
Weird
Worst. Ronald McDonald. Ever.
Whoops
It's important to have the right video when reporting a sensitive story.
Rachel McAdams
Today, we're all
The Lucky Ones
.
Blasphemous
The Bible versus video games.
Cleavage
Hilary Duff fills out her dress quite nicely.
Funny
A look inside Barack Obama's Gmail.
Funny
Jerry O'Connell throws a party to celebrate the end of the WGA strike.
Cool
This baby's got some bangin' beats.
Funny
Paul Revere gets sidetracked in colonial New Jersey.
Ashley Scott
We're hot for teacher.
Sexy
Alessandra Ambrosio on the set of her new lingerie commercial.
Funny
TV-branded cereals we wish really existed.
Funny
These cops have the right to remain caugh red-handed.
LOL
Lewis Black on a few more things he hates.
Cheerleaders
You've already voted for your favorite Ravens girl (RIGHT!?!?), so how about more pom pons?
Sexy
Who'd You Rather: Cartoon babes edition.
Girls
Josie Maran was too hot for
Dancing With the Stars.
Funny
Will Ferrell answers Internet questions.
Hot
These Italian hotties make us want to order satellite cable.
Yummy
The best thing ever: a bacon candy bar.
Girls
Behind the scenes video of the Pussycat Dolls'
Blender
pillow fight photo shoot.
Dumb
These cops have the right to remain caught red-handed.
Sex
Could the Meg White sex tape be real?
Sports
Same guy catches home runs on consecutive nights in Yankee Stadium. (And does same stupid dance.)
Babes
Vida Guerra reminds us why we love apples.
Trishelle Cannatella
Hello, nurse!
Baltimore Ravens Cheerleaders
We're cravin' for the Ravens.
Funny
The best graffiti and signs from around the world.
Navi Rawat
The NUMB3R that comes to our mind is 10.
Diora Baird
Like Diora, we can Bairly contain ourselves.
Mandy Moore
The Moore, the merrier!
Cool
Watch
Hotel Chevalier
for free!
Sports
Seven plays dumber than DeSean Jackson's gaffe last Monday.
Babes
Karolina Kurkova is a “G.I. Joe” cover girl.
Neat
Someone has way too much time on their hands.
Funny
The worst kind of bosses to work for. Which one is yours?
Games
Zero Punctuation takes on
Call of Duty 4
.
Ouch
This video is part chick fight, part terrible injury.
Video
Eleven ways to kill a snowman.
Girls
Eva Longoria is one hot Bebe.
Hot
Natalia Mesa is muy caliente.
Movies
Bruce Wilis to direct and star in a new movie.
Funny
David Spade explains why "There Will Be Oscars."
Bikini
Kristen Bell in swimwear from the set of
Heroes
.
Funny
Sarah Palin baby name generator.
Maxim
's name would be Chisel Dustup Palin.
Disgusting
Bear Grylls teaches you how to survive Mardi Gras.
Cute
Get ready for Halloween with Natalia Bush's skull bikini.
Video
These two guys are obviously not too heart broken over the stock market crashing.
Kate Hudson
You can catch her and her booty this weekend.
Stupid
Nancy Grace sucks at everything including
Jeopardy!.
Funny
Fall's new hit show: Mustache Police.
Funny
The Dark Knight
trailer gets a makeover in Lego.
Funny
This is what extreme sports guys do after their extreme injuries.
Video
Ten super awkward political gaffes.
Movies
The new Bond movie
Quantum Of Solace
's teaser poster.
Sexy
Yet another Heather Graham girl-on-girl kiss scene.
Girls
Marisa Miller, skirt, knee-high stockings...Right, just check it out already.
Rosario Dawson
She's totally Dawsome.
Girls
These girls in bikinis set the world record for sexiness.
TV
Every "That's what she said" from
The Office
ever.
Movies
Kristen Bell makes the
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
trailer worth watching.
Wow
Roadside bombs ain't nothing to mess with.
Amanda Brooks
We've Britain off more than we can chew.
Steamy
The best of the best of super hottie Gisele Bundchen.
Sexy
Tammin Sursok is ready for bed.
Girls
The 10 hottest Hawaiians of all time.
Hot
Ali Landry working the bikini for the camera.
Girls
Trishelle Cannatella is sexier than your average reality TV star.
Video
Jake "The Snake" Roberts has really let himself go.
Cool
Sneak a peek at the
Indiana Jones
sequel's crystal skulls.
Babes
Kristin Cavallari bikini pics from the set of her new movie.
Megan Fox
This Fox is good until at least the 23rd century.
Ouch
We're pretty sure this dude didn't get laid that night.
Viscious
Ten wild animal fights.
Funny
This guy should've known better asking for help on the Internet.
Babes
French bombshell Aurelie Claudel shows you why she makes a living off her looks.
Sad
Even more Oscar De La Hoya images.
Video
John McCain gets Barackroll'd.
Babes
Imagine yourself with Imogen Thomas.
Kaley Cuoco
She's a KC masterpiece.
Hayden Panettiere
With the superhuman ability to make you click!
Nerdy
Star Wars
toys that unintentionally look like other celebs.
Hot
Bar Refaeli is our favorite Israeli eye candy.
TV
Michael Phelps just hosted SNL, so who are the five best athletes to ever do the same?
Funny
Robots can't act: the
Pulp Fiction
edition.
Awesome
Jerry Seinfeld is set to guest star on
30 Rock
.
Games
Help a polar bear destroy Sarah Palin-protected oil rigs.
Girls
Erica Campbell is smoking in a sexy black getup.
Hilarious
If soccer had more of this, we'd watch more often.
Sports
There's a new curse in town...
Tasty
Kelly Brook makes us want to join a yacht club.
Awesome
Homemade water slides are by far the best kind.
St. Louis Rams Cheerleaders
Is that a Bulger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see them?
Silly
Making weapons at home is dangerous (and hilariously awesome).
Erica Durance
Take a trip down Lois Lane.
Funny
An epic battle of cat vs. printer.
Babes
Alina Vacariu's lingerie makes Romania proud (and us happy).
Naked
PETA has been sexy for a long time.
Girls
The 10 hottest ESPN reporters.
Funny
The Conan-Colbert feud spills into an all-out brawl.
Steamy
Louise Glover is a British beauty.
Crazy
Woman gets jailed for wearing short shorts to court
Wow
This has to be the ballsiest pull-up of all time.
Funny
Yet another "Don't Tase me, bro!" remix.
Sports
One of the coolest tackles you'll ever see.
Cool
A comprehensive look at nudity in video games.
Jackass
Kanye West is the number one human being.
Music
Top 10 fictitious bands.
Hot
Italian sexpot Laura Torrisi very scantily clad.
Ouch
Backyard wrestling never gets old.
Natasha Alam
She's not one of the usual Uzbeks.
Girls
Mandy Moore looking good on the red carpet.
Awesome
Classic Colbert from
Exit 57
.
Funny
King Tut writes in
The Onion
, "Hey, where did all my stuff go?"
Sexy
Almudena Fernandez is one spicy señorita.
Hot
Elena Santarelli is a beautiful bella.
Video
Little kids reenact the opening scene of
The Big Lebowski
.
Sarah Mutch
This Guess? girl has dominant jeans.
Movies
Is Jessica Biel going to be Wonder Woman?
Games
19-year-old arrested for copying
GTA
, beating up prostitutes.
Awesome
A look at Bob Knight's best sound bites as his final send-off.
Games
Which
Heroes
character are you?
Crazy
These coffins say a lot. You know, because the people inside can't.
Babes
Imogen Bailey is easy on the eyes.
Sexy
Gemma Atkinson is all wet.
Video
Real live English blokes tell you how to defend yourself in a pub brawl.
Ouch
This skateboard prodigy lands the "board-in-the-ass" trick!
B-List
Look back at Vanilla Ice's career in a matter of minutes.
Sports
Other athletes who should've worn their nicknames on their jerseys.
Interesting
Think Britney and Paris invented Hollywood scandal? Think again!
Bikini
Head for the beach with Kelly Brook.
Weird
Star Wars
condoms. Whoever decided on this cross promotion doesn't know their target audience too well.
Funny
Take a moment to enjoy mother nature's other, darker side.
Painful
Proof that water isn't needed for an awesome belly flop.
Contest
Have you gone from clean cut to beer gut? Then win stuff!
WTF?
This is what it's like to fly the
very
friendly skies.
Carmen Electra
The hottest Carmen denominator.
Erin McKinnon
Our incumbent Hotties winner knows how to energize the base.
Hot
A sexy collection of Emmanuelle Chriqui photos.
Games
Guess the celebrity thong.
Movies
The eight best one-punch knockouts in movie history.
Nice
We're ready for Gisele Bundchen to pay up on her Super Bowl bet.
WTF?
Who cares about overtime—let's talk about Britney!
Girls
The 44 lovely ladies of
Entourage
.
Stupid
Don't ever steal this guy's cheeseburger.
Sexy
Veronika Varekova is a blonde bombshell.
Kaitlin Olson
Take a sip of
It's Always Sunny
's Dee.
Girls
Elisha Cuthbert always satisfies.
Hot
Daniela Pestova likes being in her underwear.
Stuff
Gizmodo's list of biggest, smallest, fastest, and most expensive possible purchases.
Sexy
Lucy Pinder was born to wear a bikini.
Ouch
One of the best reasons adults don't belong on playgrounds.
Funny
Co-eds caught digging deep for team spirit while catching college football game.
Olivia Wilde
Take a walk on the Wilde side.
Cleavage
Maria Grazia Cucinotta shows off her assets.
Girls
Some of the best from the 2008 VMA red carpet.
Girls
Cleavage is one of the upsides of Jessica Alba's pregnancy.
Brutal
Maybe that kid in Florida had reason to scream like a girl.
Movies
A possible return of
The Ghostbusters
could be in the works.
Wow
This guy makes Def Leppard's drummer look bad.
Neat
20 awesome condoms your should try out.
Summer Glau
Anyone else feel like doing the robot?
Dumbass
Hitting a cop over the head with a cane is a
bad
idea?
Ouch
This looks like a lot of fun, except for the end, of course.
Video
Boxer gives a kiss, then gets it right in the kisser.
Funny
Taser videos are always fun, especially when people make crazy noises.
Katherine Heigl
This doctor makes our fever worse.
Cheerleaders
Who's hotter? The girls of the NCAA or NFL?
WTF?
This is an interesting psych-out tactic.
U.S.A!
How Americans see the rest of the world.
Funny
Brett Favre getting that retirement itch again.
Awesome
Sarah Silverman has a secret for Jimmy Kimmel.
Awesome
Darth Vader plays the blues.
Games
New combo guitar for Wii plays nuetral in the battle of the (virtual) bands.
Hot
Moran Atias has no problems wearing little clothing.
Hot
Tiffany Lang will make your Monday much better.
Sports
Top 10 NFL storylines for 2008.
Babes
Check out the hottest ladies Lithuania has to offer.
Cool
It hurts even more to lose in real life Donkey Kong.
Awesome
Terminator vs. Robocop vs. Predator. A pretty solid mashup.
Sexy
Yamila Diaz's collection of bikini photos will start your week off right.
Seriously?
Do we really need another American Pie?
Washington Redskins Cheeleaders
Vote for something in Washington that truly matters.
Sexy
Mafalda Pinto showing off her nice body.
Silly
Why do people ads in look like they're farting?
Fight
Little guy knocks out bigger bully in one punch.
Joanna Garcia
Go Jo!
Sexy
Spend some time with Bianca Gascoigne.
Ouch
When football celebrations go wrong.
Lame
Having a personal helicopter isn't nearly as cool as it sounds.
Girls
Melyssa Ford showing her wild side.
NFL
Rudi Johnson stole Tatum Bell's roster spot. So Bell stole Johnson's luggage.
Sexy
Enjoy a few shots of Noemie Lenoir in her underwear.
Outtakes
More classic cartoon overdubbing, this time featuring
Thundercats
.
Games
GTA
inspires 11 year old to rescue parents from flipped vehicle.
Babes
Fernanda Mello shows off a few of her favorite bikinis.
Silly
The "Will It Blend?" guy's first real challenge: Chuck Norris.
NCAA Football
USC is the new No. 1, but who's got the best mascot?
NFL Cheerleaders
Gimme an "H"! Gimme an "O"! Gimme a "T"!
WTF?
An interesting parody of
Memento.
Becki Newton
We'd love to test Newton's laws of motion.
Smoking
Azusa Yamamoto is Japan's sexiest export.
Babes
Cora Skinner lives up to her name.
Video
Amazing water display in Japan.
Ouch
We guess this motorcyclist thought those white barriers were made of cotton.
Sexy
Say yes to Yesica Toscanini.
Election
Take a flashback to 1988 when Sarah Palin was Sarah Heath and doing... sports highlights!?!?
Hot
Pamela David is our new Argentinean obsession.
Naked
Alicia Silverstone takes it all off for PETA.
Girls
Do you know who Michelle Hunziker is? You will after seeing her beach photos.
Girls
Avril Lavigne is showing off her swimsuit yet again.
Hot
Isabelli Fontana is Brazil's latest bombshell.
Movies
Max Payne
trailer doesn't look half bad.
Funny
Who wants to move to Dildo?
Funny
Casino
meets
Sesame Street.
TV
The 10 hottest girls to appear on reality shows.
Awful
NFL teams make terrible rap songs.
Ali Larter
Dip your fish stick in some zesty Larter sauce.
Girls
Leryn Franco definitly won the 2008 Olympic gold medal for hotness.
Wow
Word of warning: Don't piss off Chris Berman.
Quiz
Test your masturbation IQ.
Crazy
Fans attack smart-mouthed MMA fighter. Who would've ever thought that could happen?
Hot
Emanuela de Paula is Victoria's Secret's latest find.
Girls
Spend a day at the beach with Kelly Brook.
Laura Prepon
We're prepondering not doing any other work today.
Sexy
Natalie Denning's skimpy photo shoot is awesome.
Lame
Rosie O'Donnell writes another of her crappy poems, this time to Oprah.
Cool
Pool + basketball hoop + WAY too much free time = This video.
Funny
"Dramatic lemur" puts that chipmunk to shame.
Yummy
Dusty Moyle is extra lusty.
Girls
Blake Lively forgot her pants.
Babes
Karolina Kurkova is smoking, even in black and white.
Girls
Zoe Saldana is playing Lt. Uhura in the new
Star Trek
movie.
Cerina Vincent
Cerinity now!
Awesome
The idea of a cheeseburger in a can makes us very happy.
Hot
Say hello again to Sophie Howard.
Terrible
Facebook
the movie? Just kill us now.
Fernanda Romero
Eye love you.
Sexy
Emilia Attias is the reason it's so hot in Argentina.
Funny
Mortal Kombat gets a little... well... gay.
Steamy
Imogen Bailey shows you how they wear bikinis Down Under.
Bikini
Pamela Anderson is still rocking her bikini bod.
Crazy
What Michael Jackson would've looked like at 50 without plastic surgery.
Girls
Be on the lookout for Padma Lakshmi covered in chocolate!
Ouch
The broken arm is bad, but the screaming is worse.
Really?
Stephen Colbert does a whippet on national television.
Wow
Ever wonder what a near-death experience looks like?
Douche
We're glad he Tasered you, bro!
Elizabeth Masucci
She's the Harvard of hotness.
Ouch
Heard the phrase "Mess with the bull, get the horns?" Apparently he didn't.
Hilarious
Everyone needs to harden up.
Lame
What's the worst sports-related song of all time? Here's a start.
Yeah!
If you're not pumped after this speech, you need to curse more.
Videos
The best the Internet has to offer in one place.
Carmen Electra
We always knew she was a parody girl.
Babes
Marissa Miller boxing in a sports bra? Yes, please!
Rose McGowan
See the world through her-colored glasses.
Sports
The 10 best football players turned wrestlers.
Music
Ever wondered what Van Halen's "Runnin' With the Devil" would sound like a cappella?
TV
The best of the best from the
Maury
show.
Movies
Eight fictional prisoners that would make for okay cellmates.
Games
This is the most maddening waste of time ever.
Yummy
A few more bikini pics of super-sexy Camilla Alves.
Music
Katy Perry gets her breasts plastered.
Painful
One of the more elaborate ways we've seen to ruin testicles.
Hot
Tiffany Toth is a blonde bombshell you should get to know.
Funny
Oh, Nickelback. Pretty much all you're good for anymore are parodies.
Alicja Bachleda
She's bringing sexy Bachleda.
Sexy
Sofia Vergara is a South American sexpot.
DMX
Rapper directs F-bomb at judge after being denied bail.
Cheerleaders
Let these girls and their pom-poms brighten your Wednesday.
Girls
Yet another batch of awesome Jennifer Ellison bikini pics.
Vanessa Minnillo
Think of her as FEMA for your eyes in this week's
Disaster Movie.
Idiot
How do you grow up not knowing that cutting a power cord is a bad idea?
Cute
Jarah Mariano is pretty in pink.
Funny
The Terror of Tiny Town
is an all-midget western, and soon to be your favorite movie.
Ouch
Something tells us this trick was supposed to end differently.
Awesome
Tracy Morgan is amazing.
Crazy
10 most insane referee attacks in sports history.
Sexy
There's nothing monstrous about
Cloverfield
's Odette Yustman.
Ouch
Who says wrestlers are "professionals"?
Games
Jesus rocks! No. Seriously. You can play Christian
Guitar Hero
and find out for yourself.
Girls
Japanese cutie Eriko Sato hangs around the house in her underwear.
Painful
More proof that crime doesn't pay.
Sports
The top 10 cursed pro football positions.
Hot
How can you say no to Holly Weber in lingerie?
Funny
Someone really wants people to stop illegal downloading.
Crazy
This dude loves his local weather man just a TAD too much.
Stupid
Only the cool kids buy their marijuana from a vending machine.
Cool
Every office needs at least one of these.
Sports
The five worst NBA Dunk Contest dunks of all time.
Ouch
It takes more talent than you know to be a table dancer.
Painful
When a fun summer activity goes very, very wrong.
College
The 28 most cliché dorm room posters. Freshmen take note!
Whoops
At least he got everyone's attention before making an ass of himself.
Silly
We bet this pervy weatherman has been in at least two sexual harassment battles.
Cameron Diaz
If this is
What Happens in Vegas,
we want our fantasy draft weekend back.
Girls
Susan Ward displays some of the finer points of the bikini.
Amazing
They hired a drill sergeant to get the work done at the North Pole.
Video
If you ever wondered why athletes wear cups, this is the exact reason.
Painful
10 journalists who've taken a beating in pursuit of their story.
Funny
Lottery tickets are hysterical.
Funny
Hurricane bound for Texas slowed by large land mass to the south.
Babes
Candice Swanepoel walking the runway in a bikini.
Awesome
We don't remember swings like this on our playground.
TV
Kim Kardashian and Brooke Burke will soon be dancing around your TV screen wearing next to nothing.
WTF?
Who says old ladies can't bust a move.
Hot
Doutzen Kroes is much prettier than her name.
Funny
12 movies made better by adding the World's Fastest Man.
Hot
French cutie Clara Morgane will set your screen on fire.
Sexy
Olga Kurylenko will make Ukraine your neck.
Olympics
A recap of the Summer Games as they occured in LEGO world.
Noureen DeWulf.
She'll make you cry DeWulf.
Bikini
Selita Ebanks is a delicious little snack.
Girls
The ten hottest new women of TV.
How?
How do douche bags land hotties like Cora Skinner?
Girls
We're still waiting for Irina Voronina to move next door to us.
Anna Faris
Hurry—this
House Bunny
will hop in and out of theaters fast!
Sexy
Trista Rehn-Sutter is rocking a sexy white bathing suit.
Marley Shelton
MS? Word!
Lindsey Kraft
There's a lot of art to this Kraft.
Funny
What if
Glengarry Glen Ross
was a movie about tourette's?
Hot
Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend is a looker.
Sports
The 20 funniest/dumbest athlete quotes.
Babes
Elisabetta Gregoraci is spicier than an Italian sausage.
Lingerie
Gemma Atkinson gives you a tour of her underwear drawer.
Weird
What the hell kind of children's book is this?
Whoops
At least this motorcyclist missed the car!
KO
One of the occupational hazards of being a boxing referee.
Speed
First was Michael Phelps vs. Aquaman, but what about Usain Bolt vs. The Flash?
Badass
The greatest knife scenes in movie history.
Steamy
Jessica Cirio shows off the luckiest piece of ribbon on earth.
Games
Forget the All-Madden team, try to beat the All-Super Tecmo Bowl team!
Cool
And we thought we were the only ones with Christopher Walken tattoos.
Babe
Alessandra Ambrosio looks just as good off the runway.
Katharine McPhee
It just McPheels right.
Girls
April Scott will mesmerize you.
Funny
Mozart was kinky.
Movies
The Dark Knight
's entire script available online.
Amazing
Good luck guessing the celebrities represented by these terrible wax likenesses.
Lindsey Hager
We're serving up Hager bombs!
Olympics
BBC reporter gets mobbed by fans thinking he's Michael Phelps.
Blake Lively
Dude, we are so Blaked right now.
Terrible
And we thought Dane Cook couldn't get any worse.
Fun
Everyone's favorite pasttime: Name that disease!
Hot
Maria Sharapova is superhot,
and
she wins tournaments.
Silly
This kid's going to be a star.
Music
Share a drink with Booka Shade.
Funny
Every hidden camera prank is made better with the addition of boobs.
Interesting
The 40 nerdiest real names of musicians.
Ouch
One video, 20 great gymnastic crashes.
Cool
Does
GTA IV
's gunslinger stack up against other Slavic badasses?
Games
See if you can identify the botched celebrity plastic surgery.
Funny
Take a sip from the Absolut Galifianakis martini.
Girls
Luli Fernandez might just set your screen on fire.
Frightening
The scariest thing we've ever seen.
Emma Stone
Public, get ready for a Stoning!
Painful
At least by breaking his arm he got a reaction from the crowd.
Myth Buster
A dumb ass proves that, unlike in
Mary Poppins,
umbrellas can't make you fly.
Fantasy Football
Missed your girl's birthday for a draft? Buy her a Women Against Fantasy Sports shirt, share a laugh, then go hit that waiver wire!
Funny
Jerry O'Connell actually does a pretty good Tom Cruise.
Whiner
Kanye West is such a baby.
Deanna Russo
Now riding shotgun in the new
Knight Rider.
Awesome
This is the kind of political debate we can get behind.
Weird
Need a date (or a wife)?
Ridiculous
Don't watch it all unless you love NBA theme song jam sessions, but John Tesh's message to himself is priceless!
Julie Benz
Guess sexy isn't a casualty of war.
Funny
The Dutch teach their kids the important lessons early.
Movies
LOTR nerds-er, sorry-fans take note: Writing for
The Hobbit
films has begun.
Bikini
Get a sneak preview of the Miss America swimsuit competition.
Awesome
The Minnesota Toe Licker has the greatest mug shot ever.
Funny
What would your 1958 yearbook photo look like? See yourself through the years at Yearbook Yourself.
Sexy
Julieta Prandi's photos are just dandy.
Mika Combs
She´s totally guitarded!
Sports
Michael Phelps inspires the question: Who's the world's greatest all-around athlete?
Movies
The new Bond movie has its official title.
Girls
Morgan Kennedy is on fire.
Anna Kournikova
She's grand slammin'.
Silly
This is what happens when frat boys are allowed to breed.
Ace
Lucy Pinder makes tennis sexy.
Games
New Tomb Raider: Underworld trailer.
Babes
Federica Fontana must not like wearing clothes.
Sexy
Krystal Forscutt is worth a few minutes of your time.
Funny
Ernest Borgnine's key to a long, healthy life. As if you needed another reason...
Hot
You know you want to look at Keeley Hazell in her underwear!
Hot
Karolina Kurkova is a Czech cutie.
Music
20 worst cover songs of all time.
Babes
We could watch Rachel Bilson pose for photos all day.
Filthy
A quick, catchy rundown of vulgar vocabulary.
Olympics
11 sports feats that rival Phelps' eight gold medals.
Hot
Josie Maran puts the "super" in supermodel.
Weird
And you thought your kid was special when he learned to walk a few months early.
Funny
Highlights from the Roast of Bob Saget.
Painful
The best of the best in wedgie videos.
Sad
This Britney Spears fan is deeply devoted and hilarious.
Funny
The eight most awkward childhood moments.
Movies
J.J. Abrams' viral obsession has taken over
Star Trek.
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Suddenly prison sex doesn't sound so bad.
Games
According to Kellog's, Wii makes your heart stronger.
Ouch
The rare (but awesome) double-face-plant!
Games
See if you can match the medication with the unwanted side effects.
Natalie Coughlin
Baby got backstroke.
Girls
Blondeshell Michelle Marsh in various states of undress.
Flabby
The greatest fat people moments caught on film.
Crazy
A giant propane explosion in Toronto.
Whoops
How did Tobey Maguire beat out this Spidey?
Babe
You should really Czech out Alena Seredova.
Sports
Some of the greatest sports dream jobs.
Amanda Bynes
We wanted Amanda Hugginkiss, but this is way better!
Hot
Imogen Thomas is a British beauty.
Weird
The world's strangest vending machines.
Bikini
Kim Kardashian puts her body to work for Travis Barker's clothing line.
Wrong
This guy takes a prank war to a whole new level.
Sports
Five most significant technical innovations in sports.
Funny
If this b-baller is on your team, who else do you need?
Girls
Elisha Cuthbert is back to being sexy after dumping her dude.
Cool
Make your face out of manga.
Sexy
Czech out Daniela Pestova's steamy collection of photos.
Yummy
A fine collection of sexy Nina Moric pics.
Movies
Seven film faliures that killed studios.
Babes
Elena Santarelli's photos will warm up your Wednesday.
Sexy
Michelle Marsh needs your help finding her shirt.
Amy Smart
Now putting in pretty face time in the movie
Mirrors
.
Girls
Petra Nemcova in lingerie! How can you resist?
Trailers
Get another (and more brutal) look at
John Rambo
.
Awesome
The 10 most gruesome sci-fi death sports.
Packers Bikini Girls
We had to go Favre to track down these girls.
Awesome
This pooch is enjoying the "dog days" of summer.
Interesting
Think being married to a porn star would be cool? Not so much.
Hot
Luisana Lopilato looks great in colorful bikinis.
Sexy
Jennifer Ellison will always be our favorite English muffin.
Batman
Robert Downey Jr. criticizes
The Dark Knight
.
Bikini
Roselyn Sanchez takes a stroll in her bathing suit.
Sincere
Perhaps the best apology ever.
Cool
Ten of the best commercials by movie directors.
Funny
The most overly dramatic running scenes ever.
Hot
Brande Roderick wearing very little clothing.
Olympics
Michael Phelps vs. Aquaman:
SI
has the tale of the tape.
Awesome
Wikipedia brings you a list of all the cleverly named sex positions.
Michelle Ryan
Official winner of the arms (and legs) race.
Paula Patton
So nice you'll see her twice!
Hilarious
Conan and Colbert have started the funniest feud of all time.
Funny
Since it's an Emmy-winning video, watch "Dick in a Box" again.
Funny
Google StreetView captures drunk guy passed out on lawn.
Games
Match the celeb with their tattoo.
Cool
The official
Iron Man
has finally been released.
Candy
The 10 most delicious extinct treats from the '80s.
Sophia Bush
Bush's approval rating just went up 80 points.
Girls
A look at all the ladies from this year's VMAs.
Sad
Stuart Scott karaokes 90s hit song "I'll Be." Boo-Ya!
Yummy
Yesica Toscanini is Argentina's latest beautiful export.
Dangerous
A compilation of jackasses with flamethrowers.
Jessica Stroup
Stroup, there it is!
Babes
Miss Coed of the Year will make you want to go back to school.
Awesome
An amazing look at the people who've made the internet a better place.
Awesome
Ice skating monkeys. Need we say more?
Hot
Spend a few sexy moments with Louise Glover.
Vanessa Marcil
Now appearing at the Hairy Palms casino!
Girls
Sexy French newscaster Melissa Theuriau can interupt our regularly scheduled broadcast anytime.
Girls
Melissa Satta is showing off her beach body.
Neat
This could quickly become our favorite video game.
Cool
Five of the greatest college pranks of all time.
Sexy
Rihanna is all wet and topless.
Wow
This is one of the craziest car rolls we've ever seen.
Vegas
The 12 worst people to gamble with in Sin City.
Whoops
Hope the new house
Extreme Makeover
builds her has lots of ramps.
Funny
A decent parody of "Hey There, Delilah".
Sports
Twenty-five must-see YouTube sports videos.
Wow
Ready to see perhaps the biggest mouth ever?
Stupid
TV Obsessions transform into really bad tattoos.
Movies
The 11 most bizarre Quentin Tarantino moments.
Stupid
We could watch these bug fights all day.
Girls
All of the
Man Show
's "Household Hints From Adult Stars."
Funny
In honor of Bush's beach volleyball photo, some of the best non-photoshopped images of our President.
Awesome
Porn stars love video games!
Bikini
Natalia Paris showing off some sexy swimwear.
Games
Meet the new Lara Croft.
Amazing
This is the most awesome toy we've ever seen!
Cute
Georgia Horsley is Miss England 2007.
Toys
These 10 fat figurines could use more action in their figure.
Laura Prepon
Give this LP a spin.
Hot
Norkys Batista is muy caliente.
Eliza Dushku
She's our secret crushku.
Babes
Nina Moric steams up the beach.
Sexy
Fernanda Lima is a Brazilian bombshell.
Politics
What do all of the candidates for the presidency drive?
Nice
Kim Smith gives you a guided tour of her lingerie drawer.
Funny
Somebody vacuumed up Chewbacca!
Film
The top 10 most anticipated movies of 2009.
Sexy
There's nothing cold about Lisa Snowdon.
Awesome
Get inspired with the greatest sports movie theme songs of all time.
Games
The top 25 phobias in video games.
Hot
British beauty Leilani Dowding isn't wearing many clothes.
Stupid
A few tips to improve your bedroom behavior.
Sports
Breaking: Favre demands trade to '96 Packers.
Girls
Scarlett Johansson wants to sing you to sleep.
Nice
This scene of this weekend's
Shoot 'Em Up
is worth the price of admission.
Alexis Bledel
Sure this isn't
The Sisterhood of the
Tightening
Pants
?
Cool
Poor Hitler finally deals with the news that HD-DVD is losing.
Girls
Natalie Mesa Bush appeals to red and blue states.
Funny
Kid beats the system, climbs inside a crane game and plays with toys.
Funny
Tracy Morgan continues his march toward becoming the best (or worst) interview ever.
Intense
This baby could probably kill you.
Music
The 50 sexiest music videos of all time.
Whoops
Diane Keaton drops the F-bomb on
Good Morning America
.
Ouch
What did the lifeguard say about running in the pool area?
Sexy
Football season is close. Here are the 10 hottest movie & TV cheerleaders.
Silly
Forget
Guitar Hero
—give the roadies a game!
Hot
Keeley Hazell never disappoints.
Cool
Herbie, KITT, the DeLorean, and 47 more of the most famous cars ever.
Awesome
Some kids don't give a shit about being responsible.
Twins
The Marchant sisters are double fun!
Funny
Gilbert Gottfried at Bob Saget's roast: "Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar..."
Yummy
A collection of Sasha Basta's sexiest photo shoots.
Sexy
Emmanuelle Vaugier was meant to wear a bikini.
Amber Heard
She's da bong, yo!
Whoops
A nice collection of catwalk wipeouts.
Ouch
Even old men face-plant every now and then.
Movies
Brad Pitt signs on for Tarantino's WWII project.
Sad
A graphical representation of the news coverage devoted to Paris, Britney, and Lindsay.
Gore
Here's a teaser for the latest
Saw
bloodbath.
Funny
Twenty-five must-see sports videos.
Dumb Ass
What will this tattoo-happy Patriots fan do when Tom Brady retires?
Insensitive
Apparently, she thinks celebrities attempting suicide is funny.
Sports
Some of the worst seats from stadiums around MLB.
Babes
Sexy Roxanne will help cleanse your Pallet.
Penelope Cruz
Spanish for "Penelope Crooze."
Heather Graham
Computer running low on Graham? Click here!
Great
An awesome little ditty, "99 Words for Boobs."
Nice
Pamela Anderson still looks good in a bikini.
Sexy
The 21 hottest scenes in television history.
Hot
Enjoy the great outdoors with Hollie Bowerman.
Sexy
Jennifer Hawkins has something to show you.
Funny
Elvis gets arrested at a Cubs game.
Girls
Whatever Sophie Anderton is selling, we're buying.
Scratching
Look for this cat in a club near you.
Madden
20 years of covers from football's greatest series.
Nice
This is one massive hockey brawl.
Hot
You should get to know Yesica Toscanini.
Games
The lamest video game endings ever.
Sexy
Holly Brisley (and her bikini) is the latest wonder from Down Under.
Bikini
Eva Longoria has a great beach bod.
Funny
Man dials 9-1-1, complains his sub has no sauce.
Odette Yustman
We're up to our necks in 'Dette.
Girls
Make every day a little sexier with the Hollyoaks calendar.
Crazy
Crazy lady sees rainbow, smells government conspiracy.
Steamy
Motocross hottie Erin Normoyle will kick-start your Thursday.
Wow
Drag racing is all fun and exciting until this happens.
Sports
Seven athletes and their trainwreck celebrity doppelgangers.
Painful
When trying a ridiculous stunt, always plan for a landing pad that's large enough.
Whoops
Jerry Lewis must've forgotten he was on TV.
Blake Lively
She's pretty much our favorite adverb.
Ouch
Is nearly breaking your neck the new way to celebrate a dunk?
Rocking
Phil Collins will bring out the animal in you.
Girls
We're totally mad for January Jones.
Funny
Tom Cruise's most hilarious moments.
Awesome
Upsetting Michigan isn't the only great thing App State's ever done.
Awesome
Guy displays beer launcher on
Letterman
.
Sexy
Juliana Martins is the latest eye candy from the Brazilian beauty factory.
Ouch
This guy is graceful and stupid.
Funny
This
Wheel of Fortune
player needs to go back to third grade.
Yuck
The least sexy nude scenes of all time.
Funny
Things have changed since the last time we watched Jewelry TV!
Comic Con
Triumph the Insult Comic dog descends on the nerd-dom.
Nice
A field guide to buying lingerie, featuring tons of hot models.
Bikini
Vanessa Hudgens heats up the beach.
GTA 4
Thai guy recreates scene, commits murder, gets game pulled from shelves.
Girls
This former Miss Australia must've soared in the swimsuit competition.
Nice
Jelena Jensen really makes us want to go camping.
Sports
10 events to add to the Olympics.
Lois Griffin
Show us, Lois!
Hot
Lisa Marie Scott proves bathrooms can be sexy.
Cool
Skateboarders attack an abandoned water park.
Babes
Rachel Bilson's sexy new photos make us feel patriotic.
Sexy
Spend a few minutes with Hanna Hilton.
Avril Lavigne
We like a girl with a little punk in her trunk.
Hot
Jessica Kramer shows us the sexier side of business attire.
Gross
Ohio State fans are dedicated, but they also reek.
Nuts
Cubs fans hospitalize Brewers fan who threw Red Bull at their bus.
Linda Cardellini
We're 10 minutes to al dente.
Michaela Conlin
We've got a bone to pick with her.
Cool
The only FAA certified stunt helicopter pilot in the country.
Sexy
Do you really need an excuse to look at Giselle Bundchen in a bikni?
Obvious
Did we really need a study to prove that guys like hot women?
Funny
The Beijing Olympics: Are they a trap? They have dragons you know.
Hot
Feeling blue? Jennifer Walcott will cheer you up.
Sexy
Carolina Ardohain is an Argentinian angel.
Sports
Sports Illustrated
's five worst trades of all time.
Babes
Take a roll in the sand with these wet and wild Sasha Basta photos.
Hot
Jennifer Ellison has a really nice tan.
Movies
10 memorable film deaths by non-memorable characters.
Brutal
The rare (but awesome) "knockout" punch.
Eva Longoria
The best score of Tony Parker's career.
Movies
Possible Venom spin-off movie? Can't wait for the symbiote dance scene!
Girls
Nicky Watson was born to wear a bathing suit.
Shocking
Two of our favorite things - Tasers and girls in underwear.
Girls
Blake Lively: We love the dress.
Cheerleaders
So this is why the Celtics are playing so well this year
Cheerleaders
The Cleveland Cavaliers cheer squad is about to get much sexier.
Sports
The 50 hottest female golfers of all time.
Isla Fisher
She makes us very excite!
Explosion
An awesome explosion from the set of
The Dark Knight
.
Leslie Bibb
Now looking deliciously well done in
The Midnight Meat Train
.
Ouch
Cheerleader tops the pyramid, then face-plants.
Weird
A guide to toilet training your cat.
Crazy
Kung Fu and wheelchairs don't seem to go together... Until now.
WTF?
Exploding bee testicles and other ridiculous animal mating habits.
Eloquent
She must have been one of Miss South Carolina's idols.
Sports
How would the Bucs, Jets, Vikings, or Packers do with Favre? Madden 09 find out.
Awesome
The coolest hockey fan of the day.
Funny
Hey, polar bears need their alone time, too!
Girls
12 actresses who would have made great NFL cheerleaders.
Funny
Warning: Never go on a safari with a horny elephant.
Dumbass
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
reveals idiots worldwide.
Sports
The 10 best blunders in Olympic history.
Movies
If you saw
One Missed Call
this weekend, you should've read Rotten Tomatoes first.
Girls
Lauren Conrad taking to the beach again.
Video
Bowser's minions put their foot down.
Lena Headey
Baby's got (I'll be) back.
Girls
We can't understand her, but we know the weather forecast is HOT!
Maria Bello
Look out Bello!
Hot
Reon Kadena's looks are deadlier than a samaurai.
Odd
An amazingly awkward Finnish cover of "YMCA."
Movies
In case you're interested, the new
Harry Potter
trailer.
Leggy
Victoria Silvstedt is showing off her walking sticks.
Awesome
That's what we call a news flash!
Funny
Eight people who will ruin your house party.
Sexy
Miss Razinn's bikini shots are Dyna-mite!
Wow
Enjoy some of this guy's fancy fingerwork.
Ridiculous
Dozens blinded looking for Virgin Mary in the sun. No, it's not an Onion link.
Babes
Janin Reindhart has band practice in her underwear.
Cheerleaders
Take a look at the NFL's sexiest pom-poms.
Games
Halo's Spartans giving it to each other Lancer-style.
Girls
Joanna Krupa in her skivvies is a great Monday pick-me-up.
Hooters
Images from the restaurant's annual bikini pageant.
Ashanti
Last names are for ugly people.
Funny
Mechanical rides are teaching kids new things every day.
Sexy
Catrinel Menghia is Romania's hottest export.
Movies
The evolution of the fight scene.
Silly
If cow's drink milk straight from the "carton", why can't we?
Nice
An awesome (and wonderfully bouncy) British spoof of
Baywatch
.
Sports
The top 20 baseball quotes of all time.
Awesome
We like "writer's strike" Conan even better than the old Conan.
Yummy
Bonnie-Jill Laflin will make your monitor sweat.
Girls
Lingerie-clad Italians play human tetris.
Cool
Put on your headphones and be amazed by this auido illusion.
Hot
Keely Hazell looking as sexy as ever.
Sports
The five most unforgettable sports brawls.
Pwned
Never turn your back on a donkey.
Ivanka Trump
We're ready for our private meeting.
Rhona Mitra
It's your lucky
Doomsday
.
Caliente
Isabel Madow heats things up south of the border.
Funny
Dr. Phil gets the experts to talk sex.
Crazy
Seven burgers that will make your left arm tingle in delight.
Steamy
A hot blonde in fishnets? Yes, please!
Nerdy
A Mario theme song video to end all Mario theme song videos.
Girls
Our No. 1 hottest tennis player, Ana Ivanovic, spotted in a bikini.
Girls
How about a little Kristen Bell for the weekend?
Hilarious
A dog humps a bum on the sidewalk.
Weird News
Man steals buses, drives routes, returns them at night.
Sexy
Silvia Shon has a
Tomb Raider
complex, but that's fine by us.
Aisha Tyler
Finally, a Ping-Pong spokesperson sexier than Forrest Gump.
Games
Watch a demo of Scorpion fighting Superman, and Batman vs. Sub Zero.
Mischa Barton
It's a pleasure to Mischa.
Hot
Brande Roderick is a blonde bombshell.
Saffron Burrows
We dig her.
Silly
Cartoon characters who were probably gay.
Sexy
Estefania Luyk makes us want to spend more time at the beach.
Funny
This attempt at street magic goes horribly wrong.
Ouch
Is this the latest skateboard trick?
Excited
A video you probably won't be seeing from this year's Bill fans.
Baseball
Amazing glove flip and bare-handed grab for an out.
Flabby
The 10 greatest Internet videos featuring fat people.
Awesome
Get psyched up for the new season of
The Office
!
Games
New details on Mortal Kombat 9.
Babes
Cindy Taylor in a collection of sexy swimwear.
Cool
An archive of all your favorite old-school video game music.
Movies
The new Punisher movie looks insanely violent.
Nice
American Psycho
as a romantic comedy.
Girls
Enjoy Audrina without having to actually watch
The Hills
.
Funny
TV reporter keeps saying "glory hole."
Sexy
Nadia Bjorlin is a luscious lady in red.
Supermodel
Jessiann Gravel Beland is easy on the eyes.
Cool
The world's most amazing ghost towns.
Chyler Leigh
We prefer this Grey's anatomy.
Wow
Looks like Frodo is having trouble finding work.
Gillian Anderson
Let's get metaphysical!
Awesome
2Girls1Cup mania makes its way to personalized license plates.
Look-alike
This Lindsay Lohan wannabe is worth a look.
Girls
Sports Illustrated
Vs. Victoria's Secret. Everyone's a winner.
Girls
Take a roll in the hay with Evelina Oboza.
Funny
Match.com for nerds.
Ouch
These rugby hits make football players look like pansies.
Ouch
Call us crazy, but we don't think chins should be involved in a backflip.
Hot
Leticia Cline looking pretty in pink.
Funny
A collection of hilarious test answers.
WTF?
Forget Bloods and Crips—be on the lookout for lesbian gangs.
Sexy
You can never have too much Jessica Alba.
Funny
Top 10 DUI test videos.
Smoking
See why Marisa Miller makes her living wearing bathing suits.
Awesome
Target proves that slides aren't just for kids.
Sports
A WNBA fight isn't nearly as interesting as it sounds.
Wow
Another local furniture commercial destined for greatness.
Ouch
Pogo sticks are fun, especially when idiots use them to do backflips.
Movies
The first look at the
Transformers
sequel. (Don't get too excited it's just the logo.)
Stupid
It's not clear why he's jumping into a pine tree, but it sure is funny.
Hayden Panettiere
Give us an H–O–T!
Crash
Tour de France rider snaps his bike in two.
Hot
This Aussie sensation is very McNaughty.
Vroom!
NASCAR gets what it's always been missing—cheerleaders.
Ouch
Guy gets blasted in the face by the rim of a bouncing low rider.
Babes
Emma Frain has more than just a fresh face.
Abs
Gwen Stefani has got an awesome bikini stomach.
January Jones
It's the hottest January on record.
Hmmm
A, um, one-of-a-kind grooming product.
Girls
A site dedicated to the beautiful fans of SEC football.
Cool
Top six fight scenes of the past six years.
Games
"Snipe Drunken Waldo." This ain't a kid's game anymore.
Wow
And you thought your morning commute was crowded!
Awesome
Purse snatcher gets the WWE treatment.
Stupid
Luckily, these dumb asses won't be able to breed more idiots.
Funny
A blindfolded fat person is guranteed halftime entertainment!
Interesting
Guy loses a baseball bet and has to spend a week homeless.
Unbelievable
The amazing thing about this crash video isn't the crash!
Babe
Aria Giovani heats up the sand.
Funny
Don't freestyle rap about Austin's mom.
Wow
Good luck to the new
American Gladiators
contenders on breaking this record.
Sexy
Emilie de Ravin isn't wearing any clothes.
Funny
Domino's is testing the limits of human consumption.
Sexy
Miss Refaeli always raises the Bar.
Yummy
Abigail Clancy is lovely in black leather.
Sports
Know your favorite athlete's sexy wife.
Naughty
Megan Fox really, really likes sex.
Classic
Chris Walken's centaur interview
SNL
sketch.
Amanda Peet
You look like you could use a swift Peeting.
Babes
Go nuts for Jennifer Ellison.
Hot
Summer Altice is as steamy as the season she's named after.
Autumn Reeser
Find her in the new
Lost Boys
DVD.
Hot
Alison Armitage is one hot English muffin.
Michele Merkin
Our favorite hostess since the Twinkie.
Funny
Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship Sesame Street edition.
Bonnie Somerville
Welcome to Somerville. Population: Hotmillion!
Science
The world's finest prove T-Rex could outrun David Beckham.
TV
The best fights of reality television.
Girls
Emma Blocksage has the body that sold 1,000 corsets.
Bully
This video should give hope to anyone who's ever been picked on.
Games
New Sonic game is official.
Babes
Doutzen Kroes leaves nothing to doubt.
Crash
What a waste of $39,000.
Cool
Man on Wire
looks like a documentary we might not sleep through.
Hot
Petra Nemcova is lovely in lingerie.
Dumbass
Who says you can't have beauty
and
brains?
Sports
The 10 wimpiest team names.
Sexy
Aida Yespica is extra spicy.
Cute
Kim Smith models her lingerie drawer just for you!
Kat Von D
Tat's what we're talking about!
Tasty
Alexandra Adi wants to show you her bathing suits.
Babe
Giorgia Palmas is hotter than Italian sausage.
MMA
Fighter gets knocked out by a cartwheel.
Girls
Kim Kardashian's sister Kourtney's not too bad to look at, either.
Jenna Fischer
The biggest hit in figure skating since Tonya Harding.
Sports
The NFL incarnations of Batman villains. Yup, even the sports links are
Dark Knight
related.
Silly
Dr. Evil at age 2.
Nude
Jessica Biel's getting naked in her next film!
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Check out this lady of the
Knight
.
Games
It's time for another round of "Whose Boobs?"
Sexy
Lauren Pope likes to hang around in her underwear.
Batman
The many faces of The Joker.
Wow
Should you laugh at midget rodeo? You be the judge.
Score!
Nothing like a friendly game of all-female beach soccer to sell a product.
Cool
15 different ways the movies have destroyed New York City.
Dumb Ass
This goalkeeper is really good at his job.
Ouch
Even professional athletes slam their faces every now and then.
Amanda Seyfried
Skip to the best part of
Mamma Mia!
here.
Aisha Tyler
We've never been more Aishamed.
Nice
Now that's some serious fantasy football!
Funny
Andy Dick's mug shot is almost as scary as the thought of him groping you.
Ouch
Wonder how much he paid for that bike?
Sex
Match the awkward sex discussion with the sitcom on which it appeared.
Funny
17 mug shots featuring wonderfully ironic T-shirts.
Funny
TV is a better place with Conan O'Brien in it.
Asshole
Some of life's greatest lessons have to be learned the hard way.
Movies
The new
Spirit
looks like a super-sexy
Sin City
.
Nice
You haven't heard "Sweet Child O' Mine" until you've heard it on the sitar.
Movies
Watch the newest
Hitman
trailer!
Batman
A complete rundown of the
Dark Knight
viral marketing campaign—connecting the two movies.
Ouch
This is why you don't look down the barrel of a potato gun.
Cutie
We'd like to get to know Jarah Mariano a little better.
Sports
Topless woman provides most exciting moment of Blue Jays' season.
Awkward
Sometimes you should really stick to the teleprompter.
Adrianne Palicki
Forget Friday nightswe want Saturday morning.
Girls
Gisele Bundchen in the most strategically torn denim in history.
Cool
Now this is the kind of sex PSA our kids need.
Bikini
Jenny McCarthy enjoys the last days of summer on the beach.
Katy Perry
She kissed a girl so you don't have to!
Gina Carano
She likes it rough.
Funny
SEC Football rivalries are learned at a very young age.
Sexy
Subway pole (or pool?) dancer arrested in Chile.
Naughty
Charlotte McKenna is wearing very little clothing.
Smokin'
Emily Scott wearing very little.
Batman
The Dark Knight meets Broadway. Well, meets a lonely Broadway wannabe with a lot of spare time.
Girls
Brooke Hogan steams up the gym.
Hot
Raica Oliveira will make you melt.
Lucky
Guy's trailer brings down ATM overhang and nearly kills him
Babes
Adele Silva is good as gold.
Metroid
This new Metroid 3 commercial makes us Wii ourselves.
Funny
The top 10 Will Ferrell movie scenes.
Hot
Lisa Marie Scott is looking devilishly sexy.
Racist
Someone should've thought about this product name a little harder.
Beating
Robber gets cooked by 17-year-old pizza place employee.
Funny
This is our favorite Google feature yet!
Hot
Last year's Hottie winner Kerry Suseck is making the rounds.
Games
Kid recreates his school in CounterStrike. Gets arrested.
Ouch
Who cares what he's doing? His failure is hilarious.
Shocking
We're thinking of buying our winter gloves early this year.
NFL
What Brett Favre would look like quarterbacking one of the Packers' rivals.
Bling
Hip-hop's most ridiculous chains.
Hilarious
The funniest picture we have seen in a really long time.
Kate Mara
Train your eyes on this
Transsiberia
star.
Badass
Never underestimate the little guy.
Wow
Shouldn't the Rangers have just stopped swinging the bat at some point?
Olympics
This Carl Lewis music video will leave you never wanting to watch track & field again.
WTF?
This guy's tattoo should eat him.
Sexy
Ewa Sonnet is a seductress in black leather.
Cool
All your favorite Nintendo scenes done with Legos.
Babes
Rossella Brescia has us breathless.
Stampede!
The fashion world just keepins giving PETA reasons to hate them.
Funny
10 children's cartoons gone gangsta.
Nice
The girls of Sunblock are Swedish sensations.
Naughty
Take a peek at Adele Silva inside her bedroom.
Maggie Lawson
Her show premiers Friday. Psych!–really, it's called
Psych
.
Monica Bellucci
Everybody wants to get lucci.
Lingerie
Rocio Guirao Diaz doesn't need to wear any clothes.
Girls
Delta Goodrem graces the pages of
Blender
.
Hot
Check out Irina Sheik's sexiest underwear.
Moaning
IP addresses have never sounded so sexy.
Golf Girls
Who knew the ladies of the links were so sexy?
Girls
Christina Milian's bikini shots will warm you up.
Sexy
Lucy Pinder is a British bombshell.
Awesome
New Radiohead video shot with lasers instead of cameras. Will melt your face!
Sexy
Holly Valance proves once again that we like what's down under.
Interesting
Could Rose McGowan be the new Barbarella?
Games
Bad guys with stupid names.
Sexy
We can't pronounce Adriana Sklenarikova's name, but who cares?
Lame
ESPN's recent programming proves the network has lost it's way.
Photo
What happens when Iran's photoshop guy drinks too much coffee.
Hot
Top Chef
's Padma Lakshmi brings the heat to the kitchen.
Fresh
Lee Hyori deserves some of your attention.
Comics
The 50 greatest characters.
Girls
Leah Dizon is ravishing in red!
Girls
A site dedicated to the beautiful fans of SEC football.
Useful
10 signs it might be time to quit your job.
Babes
Who knew a Spanish-Romanian mixture would be so hot?
Devon Aoki
She's A-ok in our book.
Interesting
The top 10 rooftop bars in the world.
Games
Our favorite Internet pastime, "Boob Match!"
Funny
This interviewee has a terrible case of selective hearing.
Games
Duke Nukem voice actor harasses people in Duke's voice.
Painful
The nastiest mixed martial arts cuts.
Boobs
The greatest celebrity groping caught on video.
Funny
Steven Tyler Laid Off From Aerosmith As Band's Jobless Rate Hits 20 percent.
Awesome
The best (other) uses for boobs on the Internet.
Terrible
And we thought we couldn't possibly hate James Blunt any more.
The National Lampoon Girls
Thanks,
Homo Erectus
, for making the pun for us!
Tasty
Monica Carvalho is a Brazilian beauty.
Dumbasses
Apparently it's pretty easy to rob Supercuts.
Cool
Famous movie scenes recreated in GTA 4.
Ouch
And pulling a treadmill behind your car sounded like such a good idea
Drunk
Bill Murray was caught driving drunk in a golf cart.
Funny
Improv Everywhere sets up a human mirror on NYC subway.
Erin McKinnon
Our Hotties winner has more to show you.
Sexy
Sienna Miller looks good selling Pepe jeans.
Girls
Natasha Polevshchikova: Tough to pronounce; easy to look at.
Badass
Some fighters kick ass, even when they're on their back.
Awesome
An amazing stunt that actually amazes rather than ending in a face-plant.
Games
Will Dead Rising 2 be set in Sin City?
Hilarious
This has to rank in the top five worst fight scenes in cinematic history.
Hot
Katie Lohmann makes a great spokesmodel.
Fighting
Who needs UFC when you have Muay Thai midget fights?
Games
Take the "Mike Tyson Quote or Emo Lyric?" quiz.
Brutal
This guy has one amazing knockout punch.
Sara Paxton
See more of Action Paxton in
Superhero Movie
, now on DVD.
Milla Jovovich
The most important Milla the day.
Fireworks
They make an annoying, but effective alarm clock.
Funny
Faking a heart attack won't work in court.
Ouch
Humans should really learn not to mess with the animal kingdom.
Naughty
Tara Conner is still our favorite bad girl.
Bar Paly
Check out The Ruins on DVD-it's a real Bar burner!
Babes
Alessandra Ambrosio never lets us down.
Brawl
One of many reasons why we love hockey.
Movies
Which trailers will be shown with
The Dark Knight
.
Whoops
Hey, we thought Kevin Spacey was great in
Con-Air
, too!
Funny
Dane Cook and Chris Rock host a cooking show.
Video
Musical montage to all the Yankees' famous flings.
Hot
Julie Hoi brings lots of joy.
Batman
Some more great shots from the set of
The Dark Knight
.
Funny
This interview quickly moves from intense to absurd.
Sexy
Lucy Pinder appears to have boycotted shirts.
Amerie
We've got 1 Thing on our mind.
Sports
The 10 worst sports logos of all time.
Girls
Linda Vojtova gives you a peek into her lingerie drawer.
Cute
Mandy Moore returns to her "girl next door" looks.
Funny
65 things that look like Pac-Man.
Slippery
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is all wet.
Cheerleaders
They always make us feel happier.
Gabrielle Union
She would waste Gabrielle Confederacy!
Wow
It's not every day you see a 13-bike collision.
Wow
Christina Aguilera's boobs are out of control.
Lame
10 of the worst McDonald's Happy Meal toys.
Ouch
Before you can worry about the landing, the jump actually has to be successful.
Bikini
Nikki Ziering looks great in blue.
Your Summer Olympic disaster guide.
Funny
The worst day of your life brought to the world via Facebook's News-Feed application.
Games
How much do you know about Christopher Walken?
Video
Commercial for the most absurdly named towing company you'll ever find.
Awesome
The people in Texas
really
know how to eat.
Cleavage
Rihanna shares a little bit of her chest with you.
Games
Metal Gear Solid cartoon makes you like cartoons again.
Cool
This has to be fake, but it's still pretty funny.
Soccer
This is a pretty amazing goal.
Sports
Ready for the Olympics? Let these fine softball players help you out.
Sexy
Rebecca Romijn has still got it.
Weird
The song is worse than the orginal, but we didn't mind watching the video on mute.
Funny
Former TV stars arrested in meth lab.
Nadine Velazquez
War
—uh!—this is what it's good for.
Nadia Bjorlin
Gentlemen, start your inches.
Ouch
We can't imagine a pole vault going much worse than this.
Girls
We wouldn't mind being snowed in with Lisa Snowdon.
Twins
Some Mary Kate and Ashley fan has too much spare time.
Funny
If historical events were depicted by children...
Hot
Melita Toniolo is a spicy meatball!
Camels
We can't think of many worse ways to die.
Anita Briem
She looks this good, and it's only 2-D.
Sexy
Sophie Howard looks good being a gangsta.
Funny
Having phone sex in a crowded elevator is cool, right?
Batman
Christian Bale doesn't want to see any sign of Robin.
Awesome
The best celebrity stage falls.
Fun
Pole dancing lessons turn funny, then violent and awesome.
Games
11 new rumored
Rock Band 2
songs.
Babes
Kristen Bell in a bikini? Yes, please!
Robbed
Somebody burgled the Hulkster, brother!
Games
Near
Gears of War 2
screenshots will have you chainsawing your neighbors.
Elizabeth Masucci
We'll never cut class again.
Pussycat
Hottie Nicole Scherzinger seems to have left the other Dolls behind.
The Girls of the Red, White, and Blue
Screw fireworks. We've got a real display for you right here.
Hot
Alina Vacariu's lingerie should brighten your Monday.
Score!
The wives and girlfriends of the English Premiere League.
Free
The 25 best games you can get for absolutly nothing.
Silly
A gripping interview with "She" of "That's What She Said!" fame.
Hot
Linda O'Neil wants to show you her red bathing suit.
Movies
P. Diddy shares his thoughts on
Hancock
, Underdog, and Robin's bitchass.
Sexy
Caroline Francischini is one super supermodel.
Hilary Duff
Everything looks better in HD.
Girls/Sports
Hottest actresses in (somewhat) sports-related movies.
Tasty
Can anyone identify this super hottie?
Sexy
You can never go wrong at a bikini car wash.
Anita Briem
She looks this good, and it's only 2-D.
Girls
Taya Parker is a sexy cowgirl.
Whoops
This police officer should spend some extra time at the academy.
Interesting
How do you know if you're a freak of nature? If you can do one of these 10 tricks.
Whoops
Note to self: Never get knocked out when behind the wheel.
Obama
The Daily Show
tackles the big question surrounding the presidential campaign.
Ouch
Arizona Diamondback's catcher out with a fractured testicle.
Funny
Further proof that white men can't and shouldn't dance.
Funny
Alex Trebek is easily flustered.
Camilla Belle
She just may be the hottest girl in prehistory.
Babes
We can only hope to see more of French hottie Jennifer Lamiraqui stateside.
Possessed
This dog is evil.
Movies
Borat and Burgandy teaming up as co-stars for new Sherlock Holmes flick.
Nice
10 awesomely arousing exercise video.
Strange
We're not sure what's going on, but two chicks in underwear are kissing.
Games
The top fighting games of all time.
Ouch
Cheerleading is a dangerous job.
Games
Can you tell a porn star from a pop star?
World Record
28 hours is officially the mark for consecutive time spent playing Grand Theft Auto IV.
Brit Bliss
Makes us happy.
Disturbing
This might be the scariest children's book ever published.
Canada Day
In honor of our neighbors to the north, we present the hottest cold girls.
Hilarious
Finally, a Wii game that teaches kid to be destructive.Finally, a Wii game that teaches kid to be de
Wow
Britney Spears should be the new spokesmodel for Photoshop.
Soda
Crystal Pepsi. Coke II. Revisit the dead soft drinks of yesteryear.
Awesome
What do you know? Cats love to mosh!
Awesome
This is an amazing eggsplosion.
Movies
8 great cinema sociopaths.
Movies
Turn New Year's Day into New Fear's Day with a horror movie marathon!
Jacked
Let the biggest hitters of the NFL psych you up for the new season.
Funny
The Onion News Network teaches you how to pretend like you care about the election.
Funny
Santa's good for more than drinking milk and cookies.
Emma Stone
Like Sharon Stone without the menopause.
Gabrielle Anwar
Your pupils are officially on
Burn Notice
.
Hmmm
Is Lindsay Lohan a nympho?
Hot
WWE's Candice Michelle got wrestled out of her clothes.
Video
The Office
meets
The Dark Knight
.
Megan Fox
The last name really says it all.
Legs
Hilary Duff's walking sticks are worth the price of admission to her show.
Sports
Video of wrestler doing backflip to pin opponent.
Malin Akerman
Tastier than a Swedish meatball.
Tasty
We bet these sandwiches taste as good as they look.
Cool
We're this much closer to inventing land speeders.
Silly
This year, give the needy a gift from the heart.
Hot
Anne Hathaway showing some skin.
Games
Think
GTA4
crosses the line of community standards? You obviously never had an Atari 2600.
Funny
The Hoff's most embarrassing photos. How did they only pick 20?
Cute
Anna Farris in a pink bikini.
Sarah McElligott
This
Onion Movie
star peels off some layers.
Girls
Monica Bellucci never lets us down.
Interesting
Reggie Watts has a very important question.
Neat
100 movie montage in under two minutes.
Dumb Ass
Who knew throwing a log required prior thinking?
Ladies
America's got a thing for the girls of
The Hills.
Movies
See the first trailer for the new Bond film:
Quantum of Solace
.
Wet
The soapiest (and sexiest) car wash videos.
Hilarious
Jimmy Kimmel kills it at Flavor Flav's Comedy Central roast.
Sports
Shawn Chacon's guide to attacking your boss.
Nice
Whatever happened to Susan Ward?
Funny
This is method acting at its finest.
Funny
Super sneaky soccer goal.
Babes
We'd like to curl up next to Olga Kurylenko.
Emmy Rossum
Today, you're all Emmy winners.
Funny
What if tattoos were totally honest?
Hot
When you're this hot, you can have an odd name.
Poli-chicks
Obama Girl returns to square off against Giuliani supporters.
Weird News
Scientist invents spray-on condom.
Girls
Joanna is Krupa Dupa!
Ouch
Another gymnast wrecks herself.
Girls
Hot 100's No. 1 Marisa Miller heating up the red carpet.
Babes
Jennifer Lamiraquis is Santa's naughtiest elf.
Guess
Can you identify the celebrity bikini bod in this photo?
Ana Ivanovic
We vanovic her, too.
Hot
Kelly Brook wants to show you her lingerie.
Over
Looks like Tay Zonday's moment of glory is finished.
Movies
First look at the PS3's film download service.
Pom Poms
The sexiest cheerleader of the week.
Ashley Tisdale
From the hottie factory that brought you
Pinocchio
!
Angelina Jolie
She's just what we
Wanted
.
Amazing
Are they casting a live action
Smurfs
movie?
Ouch
Drew Carey's not off to the greatest start on
The Price Is Right.
Games/Comics
The definitive list of video game comics.
Awesome
Cartman's " O Holy Night" Happy Holidays!
Lickin'
This must be illegal.
Sports
The biggest steals in NBA Draft history.
Italia Ricci
Try some of our zesty Italia undressing.
Wasted
The Top 10 drunk pranks caught on video.
Interesting
Everything you could possibly have wanted to know about Legos.
Sexy
We're hoping for Michelle Marsh under our tree this year.
Neat
Maybe there are a few creative minds left in advertising.
South Park
The many deaths of Kenny.
Rihanna
Got any room for us under that "Umbrella"?
Scary
The worst of the worst in celebrity tanning.
Girls
Hot photos of sexy Euro babe, Jennifer Ellison.
Hot
Karolina Kurkova at her Victoria's Secret photo shoot.
Hot
Meet Phoenix's sexiest bartender.
Batman
Clip from
Gotham Knight
, an animated short that ties the two movies together.
Girls
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace's sexy 2008 calendar.
Yummy
Irinia Shiek is much hotter than the wrestler.
Games
They wouldn't
really
make a
Halo
LEGO game, would they?
Sexy
Nikolina Pisek doesn't like wearing clothes.
Nice
Who says half-court shots are hard?
Leighton Meester
Coming to some chick's television near you!
Babes
This is as close as you'll ever get to Kim Smith's bedroom.
Sexy
Danielle Lloyd's not wearing many clothes.
Sports
Crazy Clinton Portis is asking you to vote on his next character. Did we mention he's crazy?
Sexy
Victoria Silvstedt wants to show you her secrets.
Scary
Probably the most frightening video you will watch today.
Funny
The biggest, baddest handlebar mustaches in history.
WTF?
UNC football players are real men's men.
Speechless
10 unnecessary—but hilarious—additional chapters to "Trapped in the Closet."
Girls
Think soccer is lame? Check these women spotted at Euro 2008.
Diane Kruger
This Kruger is always welcome in our dreams.
Ouch
A montage of pigskin poundings to hold you over until the season begins.
Cool
Big Lebowski
action figures really tie the room together.
Babes
We're not sure where Sandra Nilsson came from, but we're not complaining.
Funny
The wind has feelings, too.
Funny
Five biblical superheroes that could smite the crap out of Batman.
Dumb Ass
Real thrill seekers flip their SUVs down hills in the woods.
Playoffs?
Allen Iverson and Jim Mora try to figure out what they're talking about.
Weird
Pretty much the greatest scientist since Einstein, Bill Nye, messes with your brain.
WTF?
Elks like to have a little fun every now and then.
Lame
Jurassic Park IV
might feature dinosaurs with guns. Seriously.
Charlize Theron
Let's see you bash this African-American, Imus!
Awesome
Perfect gifts for the boob lover in your family.
Bikini
Take a moment to admire Kate Hudson's bum.
Sports
Chicago has two of the best baseball teams and, apparently, two of the lamest managers.
Tasty
Megan Fox doesn't like wearing shirts. Fine by us!
Candace Kroslak
We want Candy.
Sports
Ted Williams and dog sleds together at last. The most difficult feats in sports.
Nice
The five greatest drinking stories in history.
Cute
Rachel Bilson makes us feel good all over.
Video
The late George Carlin has some election-year advice for you.
Girls
South America's nurses are much hotter than ours.
Jealous
Bruce Willis has a really hot girlfriend.
Games
Finally! The Wii-mote becomes a lightsaber in new
Star Wars
game.
Hot
A few shots of the 2008 Abi Titmuss calendar.
Insensitive
It's cool to laugh through a report of a fatal crash, right?
Funny
In a perfect world, Southwest Airlines would do commercials like this.
Funny
The best dog-humping videos the Web has to offer.
Sexy
The always tempting Jennifer Ellison will never let you down.
News
The Incredible Hulk kidnapped in Massachusetts.
Noémie Lenoir
Get to Noémie!
Babes
Were all the girls on the U.K.'s
Big Brother
bombshells?
Olivia Thirlby
Thirlby hell to pay if you don't click.
Movies
Watch
Jackass 2.5
for free!
Nice
Enjoy the legs of Gwen Stefani.
Rihanna
We're siiiiinging in the Rihanna.
Maggie Q
Today's girl is brought to you by the letter Q.
Odd
Years of playing brain-dead characters finally caught up with Harland Williams.
Cool
Lego unveils 3,800 piece Death Star.
Cheerleaders
The hottest pom-poms from week 14 of the NFL.
Wow
Carmen Electra has still got it.
Sports
Trampoline volleyball, underwater hockey, and six other obscure sports to try.
Girls
Evangelina Anderson is the rare (but equally hot) blonde Argentinian.
Cool
Who needs two guitars when you can share one.
Games
A few more interesting
Gears of War 2
multiplayer tid bits.
Aishwarya Rai
We'll take our salami on Rai.
Girls of
Californication
Two girls are always better than one.
Video
Ferris Bueller
and
Requiem
mashup.
Sexy
We'd grapple with former WWE diva Stacy Keibler.
Awful
Steve-O makes the world dumber with his rapping.
Movies
The full
Mummy trailer
makes it into the wild.
Hot
We dig Nicole Graves.
Dumbass
Tattoo artists really should be paying more attention.
Anne Hathaway
Spy photos of
Get Smart
's most alluring agent.
Boobs
She has a simple request that we will gladly oblige.
D'oh
Sometimes your domain name doesn't really say what you want.
Old People
Russian grandmas go at it!
TV
The Simpsons
do a "picture a day" video.
Funny
Jack Black's new movie,
Be Kind, Rewind,
looks awesome.
Funny
10 Wheaties boxes you will never see.
Cool
Part seven in the
Street Fighter: The Later Years
saga.
Meltdown
Ten videos of celebrities going crazy.
Movies
Check out the newest
Wanted
clip.
Babes
Mayra Veronica is one Cuban cutie.
Cool
Play all your favorite Nintendo games now.
Games
Zero Punctuation takes on the PS3's
Haze
.
Awesome
The greatest
MXC
eliminations of all time.
Roselyn Sanchez
Our weekend plans look rosy.
Music
Neil Diamond opens up about his gangsta past.
Games
It's time once again for "Porn Star or Pop Star?"
Yummy
Olivia Munn puts the hot in hot dog eating.
Music
How Sub Popthe label that brought you Nirvanasurvived the grunge era.
Hot
Lisa Marie Scott was born to wear a bikini.
Hot
Shay Laren looks sexy, even on a toilet.
Funny
Obama vs. McCain: The
World of Warcraft
debates.
Hot
We like Irina much better than the Iron Sheik.
Naked
Will Jessica Biel drop her top in
Powder Blue
?
Games
A look back at the consoles of the '70s.
Sheri Moon Zombie
They put a man on the moon. Too bad it's Rob Zombie.
Roomies
A list of celebs who shared a pad in college.
Celebrities
65 people who lost all their fame and fortune.
Nice
Michelle Hunziker is hotter than Swiss Miss.
Cutie
Josie Maran is the perfect girl next door.
Interesting
What the Internet looked like in 1934.
Dumb Asses
Face tattoos and mug shots. Do we see a correlation?
Sexy
Abigail Clancy is a global goddess.
Nadine Velazquez
Guess NV is our sin.
Fun
The Office
theme song courtesy of
Mario Paint
.
Speedy
We can't wait to watch this kid smoke people in the NFL.
Games
The evolution of
Metal Gear Solid
in 120 seconds.
Awesome
The best farts ever caught on television.
Awesome
Tay Zonday performs "Chocolate Rain" live for Jimmy Kimmel.
Rules
Xbox LIVE Achievement commandments all game developers should live by.
Babes
We're seriously into Jessica Cirio.
Transformers
What you've always wanted to see—an Autobot on rollerblades.
Funny
10 drunk photos you don't want to be in.
WTF?
Michael Jackson still looks scary.
Ouch
Will bicycle face-plants ever get old?
TV
5 actors/actresses who should be banned from reality shows.
Interesting
Allen Iverson doesn't care much for O.J. Simpson.
Hilarious
Louis CK's comedy comes at the expense of his kids again.
Movies
10 sequels that came out way too late.
Silly
Add Road Kill toys to your Christmas wish list.
Sex
The 50 hottest sex scenes ever put on film.
Zoe Saldana
Boldly go where only 90,000 other dudes have gone so far today.
Drunk
New York Islanders fans are awesome.
Cowabunga!
Barbara Walters interviews the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Interesting
The 100 most powerful celebrities of 2008.
Babes
Jennifer Walcott is worth a few moments of your time.
Carlton
Alfonso Ribeiro has always been a dancing fool.
Funny
High school Tony Awards honor schools' biggest nerds, losers.
Awesome
This could be the coolest (and most useless) ability ever.
Hot
Jaime Pressly looks good in white.
Movies
What it feels like being on the set of
The Dark Knight
.
Girls
Nena Ristic is a Croatian sensation.
Funny
We need to subscribe to Conan O'Brien's cable service.
Music
The worst cover of Blink-182's song "First Date."
Sexy
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley will warm you through the winter.
Whoa
Katharine McPhee's skirt does battle with the wind and loses.
Football
Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson is still completely insane.
Gross
Seven famous people who married their cousins.
Really?
Kim Kardashian is getting a reality show.
Taylor Swift
The hottest thing in country since trailer fires.
Hot
Kristen Bell in Princess Leia's gold bikini.
Anne Hathaway
We don't want her becoming anyone else.
Jessica Alba
Whew! We thought it said "ABBA."
Wow
James Franco gives an awesome interview.
Dumbass
This guy might be the reason Bob Barker finally retired.
Games
New characters revealed for
LEGO Batman
.
Movies
Will Ferrell continues tackling sports movies with
Semi-Pro.
Rednecks
You really have to love this woman's logic.
Music
The 10 nerdiest moments in rap.
The Girls of
Look
Spies like them.
Funny
This scene from
Superbad
shows promise for the rest of the movie.
Liv Tyler
Pretty girl. For a puny human, that is.
Danielle Harris
It's Danielle day, Lewis!
Nerds
Finally, the greatest PC game gets some big-screen love.
Television
The 7 unsexiest sex scenes.
Shanna Moakler
Are we too old to sit on Shanna's lap?
Awesome
An amazing new use for nipples.
Movies
Check out the teaser poster for the
Robocop
remake.
Awesome
A new poster for the latest
Indiana Jones
flick.
Heavy
Folding chairs weren't meant to handle loads like this.
Interesting
10 things you probably didn't know about cell phones.
Cool
Who says you can't ski indoors?
Heidi Montag
Run to the
Hills
.
Interesting
11 ways to shorten your summer work week.
Movies
The
Jumper
trailer looks pretty good. Plus, it has Rachel Bilson.
Bikini
Giorgia Palmas was born to wear bathing suits.
Christina Aguilera
Hot 100 No. 8: Multiplatinum blonde.
Games
See if you can guess "Who Peed?"
Hot
Amanda Braun is a blonde bombshell.
Funny
Sure, it may blend. But will it
shred
?
Nice
"The Final Countdown": Cello-style!
Tasty
Izabel Goulart is a true Brazilian beauty.
Music
Metallica to bloggers: Don't review our music.
Evangeline Lilly
We'd like to go back to Lilly's pad.
Sexy
Natalia is one Bush red
and
blue states can agree with.
Games/Movies
Live action
Turok
movie is in the works.
Cheerleaders
The hottest pom-poms of the NFL from Week 13.
Sex
These sex positions could deliver more pain than pleasure.
Movies
Watch the new
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
trailer.
Babes
Aída Yespíca is hot in every language.
Cleavage
The best boobs in the music biz.
Television
The 25 worst sitcoms ever.
Girls
Our two favorite Hollywood girls in one place.
Sarah Roemer
We feel a disturbance.
Zooey Deschanel
Spend an M. Night with the star of
The Happening
.
Sexy
You decide who has the best breasts in England.
Fake
More evidence that wrestling isn't real—announcers reading from a script.
Movies
Watch the red band trailer for
Wanted.
Hot
Victoria Silvstedt in lingerie because it's Tuesday!
Goofy
This Maury spoof let's us all in on the real Christmas story.
Funny
Vince McMahon gets Rick Roll'd on national television.
Dumb Ass
This is why you don't open your door in a car wash.
Indie
A teaser poster from
Indiana Jones IV.
Music
R&B; hottie Leona Lewis talks about her teddy bear.
Nice
An awesome school prank brought to you by Google Maps.
Kruptonite!
Joanna Krupa loves herself. Who could blame her?
Games
5 games that have to come to iPhone 2.0.
Lame
Do you really need the Apple logo tattooed on your body?
Hot
Paris Hilton's camo bathing suit is ready for combat.
Mischa Barton
She's as cute as a Barton.
Gross
Drink from the soda machine next time you stay at a hotel.
Legs
Hilary Duff's legs are the real stars of her stage show.
Sports
The best compilation of parkour clips.
Kristen Bell
She's hotter than her cousin, Taco.
Smokin'
Stacy Keibler looks lovely in leather.
Weird
Antarctica base gets 16,500 condoms before darkness.
Games
The latest trailer for
Grand Theft Auto IV.
Games
Is it a sex scene or a murder scene?
Movies
Japanese comedian's balloon antics.
Babes
Billie Piper is much sexier than Rowdy Roddy.
Cleavage
Some rare Avril Lavigne skin.
Movies
The
Dark Knight
viral marketing continues.
Girls
Katherine McPhee is our new
Idol
.
Wrasslin'
Wrestlers are even funnier when they screw up.
Baseball
Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano goes ballistic on a pair of watercoolers.
Hot
Nicole Scherzinger isn't the only Pussycat Doll who deserves your attention.
Terrible
These soccer players are not good.
Games
The most ill-conceived gaming accessories ever produced.
Cute
Emmanuelle Chriqui sexes up the red carpet.
Fresh
We don't know who Sunny Leone is, but we'd like to.
Video
Man gets hit by a car and multiple drivers, pedestrians pass him by without trying to help.
Sexy
Catrinel Menghia displays the finer points of lingerie.
Hot
Emma Griffiths is soaking wet.
Movies
Promotional poster for Oliver Stone's movie
W
leaked on 'the internets.'
Awesome
Kids nowadays are so mean.
Slammed
Jake Brown had the worst X Games accident ever.
Games
Sandra Day O'Connor promotes
Our Courts
video game. Weee! Justice!
Weird
Why do Christmas albums have such ugly covers?
Kat Von D
Color us infatuated.
Sports
The 50 hottest female athletes of all time.
Silly
We thought kids
liked
Santa Claus.
Spooky
The full-length trailer for Rob Zombie's
Halloween
remake.
Kristen Renton
The
Days of Our Lives
are getting more bearable.
Whack!
Videos of the greatest sucker punches ever.
Killer
One of Ving Rhames' dogs killed a man.
Baseball
Yankees building Joba Chamberlain’s arm strength in hopes he can pitch every game.
Funny
This bike rider should have stayed home and saved himself the trouble.
Wet
We love margaritas, especially when bikini-clad girls wrestle in pools of them.
Drinking
The 10 oldest bars in the U.S.
Eva Green
Doing our part to go Green.
Sexy
Chanelle Hayes might convince us to start watching British television.
Games
Guy beats
Guitar Hero
's Dragonforce 100 percent on Expert, gets 0 percent in social life.
Sexy
We'd like to be "hands-on" with Monica Hansen.
Cool
A limited edition poster for
Hellboy 2
from Comic-Con.
Movies
Transformers 2
gets subtitle, new set photos.
Hot
All the pics of Jennifer Ellison you can handle.
Painful
Worst. Face-plant. Ever.
Sports
Evil Detroit Red Wings owner Wario Lemieux steals the Stanley Cup.
Babes
Videos from the Victoria's Secret fashion show.
Julia Stiles
The perfect girl for our active lifestile.
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Please read the Emmanuelle before use.
Girls
Ana Beatriz Barros plays with rope. Our dreams have come true!
Stupid
Elaborate back yard pool dives almost never work.
Baseball
The 7 most hilarious/inappropriate player entrance songs.
Movies
The first stills from
Speed Racer
.
Sexy
Alessandra Ambrosio is our favorite lady in pink.
Funny
Sumo wrestling is better, more disgusting when you digitize it.
Yum
God bless PETA and their naked spokesmodels.
Awesome
Injury alert! Now roller blades come with gas engines.
Cool
William Shatner having fun, the remix.
Wow
Beware of this guy on Craigslist.
Wet
Heidi Montag takes a shower in her bikini.
Movies
Seth Rogen dishes on
The Green Hornet
details.
Cool
A look back at Evel Knievel's injuries through the years.
Freak
Ever seen a lamb with seven legs?
Games
Liberty City police face allegations of incompetence.
Silly
Back to the Future
gets the theme song lyrics treatment.
Pwned!
Kevin Smith properly handles a heckler.
Tiffany Fallon
We're Fallon for her.
Awesome
This is why you never laugh at a guy when he farts.
Yummy
Spend a couple minutes with cutie Tracy McGregor.
Games
Street Fighter IV
's sandy summer fun trailer.
Hot
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in various sexy swimsuits.
Hot
Keely Hazell looks even better in video.
Satire
New wearable feed bags let Americans eat more, move less.
Sexy
We'd have Abigail Clancy over for tea.
Sophie Monk
Please don't be the celibate kind.
Amanda Bynes
Hot 100 No. 46: Good girl gone...gooder?
Movies
The new
Dark Knight
poster is awesome.
Shut Up
Don't tell Robert De Niro how to do his job.
Movies
5 reasons why the live action
He-Man
movie could be cool.
Girls
Yuriko Shiratori is one amazin' Asian.
Bikini
Ashley Tisdale looks great in white.
Weird
The 26 most unusual musical instruments ever.
Babes
Jessica Alba says she's not sexy. We disagree.
LOL
Now, tragic events are funny.
Funny
His name is Alfonso, and he will teach you how to dance...good.
Nicole Kidman
If you're really good, maybe she'll Australia.
Sexy
10 videos of Scarlett Johansson's hottest movie moments.
Games
The next
Guitar Hero
game's exclusive band: Metallica.
Silly
A look at racism in video games.
Juice
Some pranksters get the best of O.J. Simpson.
Mena Suvari
Hot 100 No. 52: Come on and Suvari with me.
Ouch
Face-plants are just a natural part of skateboarding.
Nerds
Ever wonder how Terminators had sex?
Fighting
A guide to MMA for the MSM.
Babes
British beauty Gabrielle Richens will set your monitor on fire.
Ninjas
An amazing backyard nunchuck battle.
Movies
The 13 best courtroom scenes in history.
Sexy
Karima Adebibe is the real cause of global warming.
Cool
A teaser poster for
Cloverfield
.
Sports
The
Madden
Curse has nothing on the
TIME
Magazine Curse.
Funny
Get a look at the latest Seth Rogen–Judd Apatow collaboration.
Ouch
A snowboarder breaks his leg and shrieks in pain.
Food
If you don't like crappy food, you probably don't want anything from here.
Awesome
Let
South Park
get you in the Christmas spirit.
Hot
These Kristin Cavallari photos make us regret not watching more of
Laguna Beach
.
Interesting
Eight reasons higher gas prices will have you dancing in the streets.
Girls
Nicole Marie Lenz will keep you warm through the winter.
New
Kate Beckinsale on the movie poster for the latest Frank Miller adaptation,
Whiteout.
Superheroes
"Do these tights make me look gay?"
Movies
A few more shots of Batman and Joker from
The Dark Knight
.
Suckage
The worst of the worst in celebrity reality TV.
The Girls of American Gladiators
Iranian Gladiators: You're on notice.
Hot
When is A.J. Alexander moving next door to us?
Cool
The most underappreciated video game athletes.
Games
The 10 worst PlayStation ads ever.
Bikini
Tara Reid taking a dip.
Magic
It's bad enough to be a crappy magician. But at least be a man.
Music
The 100 greatest summer songs.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
We're hoping this gets us slayed.
Dita Von Teese
Our favorite way to stir a martini.
Movies
7 reasons why Harrison Ford is so grumpy.
Cheerleaders
These pom-poms are Denver's real nuggets of gold!
Games
Can you match the celebrity boobs?
Sports
Five athletes who never lived up to the hype.
Sexy
Leila Arcieri makes underwear look great.
Ouch
If the NBA used this goal the games might be more exciting.
Crazy
This guy will kick your ass in
Guitar Hero
.
Babes
Aida Yespica is a Venezuelan vixen.
Hot
More shots of Hayden Panettiere in a bikini.
Famke Janssen
Everybody's Janssen in the streets.
Sexy
Isabeli Fontana is one smoking MILF.
Tasty
Kelly Brook is a hottie.
Music
Metallica yields to the Internet horde; the Internet horde says, "F U".
Hot
Martina is a stellar sexpot.
Sexy
Jessica Alba looks even better single.
Movies
Top 10 film flops that turned into classics.
Games
OK, fan boys, be on the lookout for
Starcraft Hero III.
Amazing
Japanese television just keeps topping itself.
Games
Master Chief stars in a new episode of
CSI: Halo
.
Awesome
The greatest referee of all time.
Hot
Marissa Miller shows off the finer points of a bikini.
Ashley Tisdale
Hot 100 No. 10: Tis is how we do it.
Cool
Some babies just don't like going through tunnels.
Yummy
Bianca Gasciogne looks like she's ready for bed.
Cool
One superhero + one Internet cartoon = Iron Bad.
Ouch
How do ideas this stupid in concept still end up happening?
Boobs
A look at the best and worst of Hollywood's man boobs.
Games
Why every guy should buy their girlfriend
Wii Fit
.
Tricia Helfer
We're finding it hard to conceal our cyl-on.
Lena Headey
She's worth fighting for.
Fake News
Wheel of Fortune
contestants hit hard as vowel prices skyrocket.
Funny
"Two Girls, One Cup" makes its way to politics.
Cool
A first look at the new
Incredible Hulk
image concept.
Quiz
Do you remember how Wade Boggs was injured on
The Simpsons
?
Face-Plant
Weight-lifting videos just got even funnier.
Sexy
Her name's a mouthful, but Carolina Pampita Ardohain looks great in swimwear.
Funny
Terrorists have to pitch ideas just like Hollywood.
Vanessa Branch
The ugly tree ain't got Branches like this.
Genius
This peewee football team wins games by using some brain power.
Phones
The good ol' days: when your cell looked like a bomb.
Stupid
If you didn't already know Kelly Pickler was dumb, here's more proof.
Sad
LAZ D raps the Street Anthem.
Funny
Star Wars
+ iPods = This.
Ouch
Sometimes having front-row seats is a bad thing.
Terrible
News anchors shouldn't have this much trouble speaking.
Cool
Japanese company makes the world's smallest one-man helicopter.
Babes
Three blondes are always better than one.
Leggy
Rosario Dawson looking hot at Comic-Con.
Lindsay Lohan
Hot 100 No. 9: She's freckless!
Tasty
Vanessa Hessler is a spicier than an Italian sausage.
LOL
These guys take a lighter approach to murder.
Interesting
10 cargo-container homes better than your house.
WTF?
Tranvestites attack at McDonald's. Thanks CNN!
Hot
Spend a few minutes with Gemma Atkinson.
Games
Grab a beer and play
Grand Theft Auto: DUI
.
Sexy
Willa Ford hits all the right notes.
Games
See if you can identify these Hollywood farts.
Weird
Donkey goes to jail for ass-ault and battery.
Hot
We hope Rihanna has some room under that umbrella for us.
Sexy
Heidi Klum is one tasty MILF.
Movies
3 new
The Incredible Hulk
clips.
Funny
Johnny Rotten apparently isn't that interested in
Guitar Hero III
.
Cool
A megamix of many of your favorite video games.
Sports
Ten signs the ref has bet on the game.
Girls
Adrianna Lima's lingerie guy has the world's best job.
Funny
60 Minutes
hired some new talent.
Games
The portable game machine from hell.
Nice
Bob Knight is Bob Knight even when he's not on the court.
Silly
More LOL cats madness.
Julie Benz
Slaughter has a softer side.
Movies
The Wayans Brothers are making a
Munsters
movie?
Ouch
Being a gymnast hurts.
Girls
The best of hottie Kat Von D.
Hot
Greek goddess Cristina Stefandi is tastier than a gyro.
Burn
Bob Costas owned Barry Bonds.
Pranks
This wasn't the kind of meat she ordered.
Girls
Jesse Capelli in black lingerie. Classic, but effective.
Batman
Lots of new
Dark Knight
goodies.
Games
Metal Gear Solid 4
has 90-minute long cutscenes!?
Sexy
Karima Adebibe is the real-life Lara Croft.
Bikini
Some hot shots of Danielle Lloyd.
Girls
The 11 most scorching-hot female cosplayers ever.
Babes
Apparently women like Cheryl Cole's chest, too.
Chloë Sevigny
Take an astral glide with this
Zodiac
star.
Music
The 16 best stage falls caught on tape.
Grace Park
She gets us all hot and (ro)bothered.
Gay
Stewie Griffin's gayest moments.
Funny
We're sure this is how the Babyface Killer was made.
WTF?
Tay Zonday just will not go away.
Catfight
Some Asian ladies have a go at each other.
Eva Mendes
Hot 100 No. 7: She's getting us into
The Spirit.
Awesome
Barf bags don't do much good at 0 Gs.
Yoga
Everything is better when done by babes in bikinis.
Dumb
Stupid moments in TV caption history.
Games
See if you can distinguish between a sex face and a sports face.
Wrecked
It takes a lot of heart to keep fighting after you've been knocked out.
Funny
The 8 types of annoying people you'll find inside Starbucks.
Lame
The Rams made a superterrible music video, too.
Beowulf
The trailer has your first look at a CGI-riffic Angelina Jolie.
Insane
Cash-waving Craigslist player's fury: "These photos are mines."
Ouch
Keep your composure on TV or get your face wacked with a camera.
Yummy
Shots of Lucy Pinder in a bikini.
Movies
The Good, the Bad, and the Slimy: 20 iconic movie creatures.
Nice
ESPN finally gets a decent guest to introduce starting lineups.
Hilarious
With great power comes delicious Skittles.
Movies/Sports
If
Indiana Jones
characters were MLB players...
Jessica Alba
We're thinking of renaming the feature Today's Alba.
Embarassing
News anchors don't need to know how to do interviews, right?
Games
Wii Fit
challenge: man vs. 12 pack of beer.
Hilarious
Kangaroos have no respect for others.
Marge Simpson
Our favorite blue-haired lady since grandma.
Evil
The 25 most dastardly villains in music.
Funny
Perhaps our favorite "2 Girls, 1 Cup" reaction video yet.
Fat
How do you let your dog get this fat?
Useful
Top 10 ways you can fight off vampires.
Awesome
Some interesting twists on your favorite television themes.
Score!
The best thing to happen to soccer. Ever.
Charity
Save the cheerleader... save the whales.
Sexy
We'd let British songbird Liz McClarnon sing us a lullaby.
Oops
Beyoncé falls down at a concert.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Hot 100 No. 5: Lather. Prinze. Repeat!
MILF
Brooke Burke's bikini shows no signs that she recently gave birth.
Angry
This news anchor is tired of reporting on Lindsay Lohan.
Crime
Say cheese: 12 new vintage celebrity mug shots.
Girls
This Israeli beauty really raises the Bar.
Funny
Zach Galifianakis teams with Kanye West in his new music video.
Movies
Christian Bale is officially the new Terminator.
Yummy
Rihanna in a sexy dominatrix outfit.
Single
Jessica Alba is back on the market. We still don't have a shot.
Jessica Biel
Hot 100 No. 3: Biel or no deal.
Movies
Some new shots from the
Indiana Jones
set.
Sexy
Rihanna has really nice legs.
Fighting
Two guys knock each other out...at the same time.
TV
Peter Griffin shows us once again why we love him.
Awesome
Cockpit cruising in the Swiss Alps.
Disgusting
Candy that takes tasting like crap too literally.
Babes
Fabiana is fabulous.
Hot
Some of Hollywood's sexiest blondes.
Classy
The top 10 timeless gentlemen of all time.
Movies
A clearer look at
The Dark Knight
's Joker.
Ouch
Some of hockey's most brutal hits.
Funny
Transformers, robots in condom and cigarette disguises.
Suckage
The 10 most impossible songs to cover.
Faceplant
We bet he's looking for a new hobby now.
Interesting
You are the reason why your boss makes more money than you.
Painful
Face-plants have made their way to volleyball.
Shit
A guy from NASA explains how they use the can in space.
Cool
Steve Ballmer gets egged in Hungary.
Hot
We'd like a nice helping of Ambrosio salad.
Awesome
This guy is a master with a Ping-Pong ball.
Movies
Five new international
Hellboy II
posters.
Girls
Brooke Hogan sporting a bikini.
Hello
A bunch of Brits sculpt Lionel Richie busts blindfolded.
Games
You know you're not supposed to be playing video games when you look like this playing video games.
Cool
The latest chapter of the
Street Fighter: The Later Years
series.
Whoops
A runway model has trouble staying on her feet.
Scarlett Johansson
Hot 100 No. 2: We're just that into her.
Ouch
Wearing a hat while skateboarding has become a hazard.
Ouch
A guy sets the world record for weight lifted by a tongue.
Funny
How to read fortune cookies effectively.
Turanga Leela
Is that a brown eye?
Thuggin'
Alex Trebek has some mad rap skills.
Weird
Turkish Rambo makes real Rambo look... American.
Hot
Let Patsy Kensit heat up your Tuesday.
Girls
Hayden Panettiere should spend more time at the beach.
Sports
The best finishes in college sports history.
Tasty
Vanessa Romero is one spicy Spanish dish.
Hot
Victoria Silvstedt likes low-cut shirts.
Hilary Duff
Hot 100 No. 25: Finally a Hilary we voted for.
Babes
Miranda Kerr working the runway in bikinis.
Funny
A look at what might've happened if these music legends hadn't died young.
Funny
The Muppets attack movie posters.
Funny
We're pretty sure this kind of behavior wouldn't be tolerated by Big Bird.
Tasty
Jennifer Ellison is our favorite English muffin.
Movies
First look at the crew of the upcoming
G.I. Joe
flick.
Rachel Bilson
Dolla dolla Bilson!
Depressing
Paula Abdul is a basket case.
Interesting
This guy can remember everything that ever happened to him... ever.
Nice
A classic
Whitest Kids U Know
video.
Liv Tyler
Can't Liv with her, can't disguise ourselves as her tea bag husband.
Superheroes
Inspired by comic books, five ordinary citizens are putting on masks to fight crime.
Awesome
Yoga balls are really fun.
Off-road
How the hell did they get this bumper car on the road?
Marisa Miller
No. 1 in our hearts, and on our Hot 100.
Movies
The Dark Knight
promo machine released eight more Web sites.
Katharine McPhee
Guess 63 million Americans can be wrong.
Fun
Get ready to hurl on the new Dark Knight roller coaster.
Sexy
A behind-the-scenes video of a Hayden Panettiere photo shoot.
Pwned!
More fun with the Tour de France dog.
Cool
Planning a vacation? Try the new free man cave.
Ouch
Rest always heals face-plants.
Whoops!
Be on the lookout for Kate Moss sextapes.
Games
Rick Nash named cover athlete for
NHL 2K9
.
Girls
Lisa Marie Scott is ravishing in red.
Naked
Serena Williams let
Jane
magazine in the locker room.
Girls
Ashlee Simpson's in shape for
Shape
magazine.
Hot
Emma Griffiths loves being topless.
Cowabunga!
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles do an anti-drug PSA.
Crazy
Guy flies 186 mph on jet-powered wings.
Janel Parrish
There'z zomething about thiz girl.
Rugged
The 10 Manliest moments from
Man vs. Wild
.
Cool
Make yourself into a superhero!
Babes
Catrinel Menghia in lingerie. 'Nuff said.
Dumbass
Who gets a Dane Cook tattoo, really?
Girls
College
's Heather Vandeven has a picture moment.
Movies
Teeth
might be the stupidest (and scariest) film ever made.
Crunk
Lil' John has some trouble getting through security at LAX.
Jurnee Smollett
This Jurnee's just beginning.
Nice
We've never been prouder to have the eagle as our nation's symbol.
Hot
This girl has an awesome tongue!
Music
Scarlett Johansson adds "sexy voice" to her résumé.
Nice
Vanessa Minnillo fills out her bikini pretty well.
Taryn Manning
Much hotter than Eli.
Games
The irreverent Escapist takes on
Grand Theft Auto IV
.
Dumb Ass
Add this to the "Never Do" list: Stick your face into a mound of fire ants.
Sexy
A preview of the hottest ladies at this year's Comic-Con.
Funny
Historic "Blockbuster" store offers glimpse of how movies were rented in the past.
Sexy
Ana Beatriz Barros makes us a fan of the one-piece bathing suit again.
Disturbing
Being forced to dance to "Thriller" is definitely a harsh punishment.
Bridget Moynahan
Another perfect thing Tom Brady fumbled.
Awesome
This guy is ready for the WWE.
Hot
Monica Cruz could be hotter than her older sister.
Movies
Indiana Jones would make a bad archaeologist.
Cool
Don't challenge this elephant to a game of darts.
Classic
Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson make an amazing singing pair.
Music
R. Kelly's sex trial has already gone awry with juror No. 69.
Girls
You don't want to miss Miss Valerie.
WTF?
You better take your son to Burger King.
Games
The first 10 minutes of
Metal Gear Solid 4.
Babes
Camilla Sjoberg is sexy no matter the hair color.
Jackpot
Sound clips from a long-dead, but awesome, Wonder Showzen.
Cool
The 10 greatest moments in Bea Arthur's long history.
Nice
Red carpet hotness from the American Music Awards.
Nice
Vida Guerra's showing off her moneymaker.
Dumb
Finally
you can get your news straight from your t-shirt.
Sexy
Carolina Ardohain will make your monitor melt.
Annoying
Joe Morgan is a liar!
Funny
John McCain is older than two U.S. states... and more!
Hot
We'd like to have Nell McAndrew over for dessert.
Hilarious
Louis CK cares about your safety and comfort when flying.
Cool
Celebrities before marriage vs. celebrities after marriage.
Movies
The full-length trailer for
Cloverfield
.
LOL!!1!
This is for the guys in your IT department.
Music
The 10 greatest pop-metal albums of the '80s.
Awesome
The perfect solution to silence loud cell phone talkers.
Jessica Biel
Do we hear Massachusetts wedding bells?
Mistress Malice
From the best little horror house in Texas.
Ouch
See kids, even Tony Hawk eats it every now and then.
OUCH!
At least he was wearing a helmet.
Movies
Check out the first
The X-Files: I Want to Believe
trailer!
Heather Marie Marsden
The wet, hot part of
American Summer
.
Awesome
Check out the worlds longest, fastest zip line.
Games
Think you're good in
Grand Theft Auto IV
? Wait until you see these breakdancing trucks.
Funny
Who knew a children's game could be so racist.
Idiotic
Almost blowing yourself up is cool, right?
Bathroom
Five futuristic toilet innovations you'll be sitting down on soon.
WTF?
We think we'll take the stairs.
Sexy
Urban Meyer better keep this cutie out of the locker room.
Funny
McLovin wants to tell you to not copy that floppy.
Girls
Sayaka Isoyama is hotter than a Hibachi grill.
Painful
We can get behind this kind of soccer.
Music
The top 50 geniuses of pop.
Tasty
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace puts the big in
Big Brother
.
Weird
A new product for all those who wish they weren't circumcised.
The Girls of
Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites
Not bathing for 39 days never looked so good.
Babes
Jennifer Walcott looks good enough to eat.
Lame
Visit the five worst sites on the Web now!
Girls
Shay Laren has a sexy picture moment.
Terrible
Maybe the worst actor. Ever.
Vandalous
Hide your gas-guzzling SUV from environmentalists like these.
Christina Ricci
See her in Speed Racer soon—she's going fast!
Sexy
Frederica Ridolfi is one sexy samurai.
Silly
She looks good enough to eat.
Trailer
Poultrygeist: The sickest movie you'll see this week.
Hot
Krystall Forscutt is a cut above the rest.
Pathetic
A touching moment from
The Two Coreys.
Video
Every home should have an emergency party button.
Games
Another sexy round of "Guess the Celebrity Thong".
Make Your Own Comics
Tell your friend they're an ass in your very own comic strip.
Bums
They want your spare change, but hey, at least they're creative.
Movies
The debate over the
Cloverfield
monster rages on.
Misheard Lyrics
Our favorite: Forty thieves and the thunder chief. (AC/DC)
Games
The most anticipated PS3 games of 2008.
Whoops
Another fine job by a highly-trained professional.
Poker's Sexiest Ladies
We'd lose more money than normal with these card sharks across the felt.
Money
How will you spend
your
stimulus check?
WTF?
15 "other" things to do with your turkey baster.
Chug and Run
There are no winners in the drinking Olympics.
Video
They put their pants on just like youone backflip at a time.
Girls We're Thankful For
We'll take seconds.
John Rambo
A couple new stills of the geriatric action hero.
Gaming
Wii pole dancing—finally a game we actually want our girlfriends to play.
Brittany Brower
Sorry, Tyra, you're not topping this model.
Hotties With Douchebags
We'll never understand how these guys nab these girls.
Weird News
This bear would've totally ruined the end of
The Shawshank Redemption.
Olga Kurylenko
Undressed to kill this holiday season.
Speak, The Hungarian Rapper
What is war good for? Business.
Funny
Japanese monkeys are growing fatter than American children.
Girls
You should really get to know Anna Semenovich.
Crash Course
Get your fill of people wiping out on tricycles.
Video
Killer first-person soccer commercial.
Lauren London
Come see London's world-famous bobbies!
Sarah Carter
We have no objections to this courtroom cutie.
Election
Marcellus Wallace sits down with Hillary Clinton for some hard motherf%#$@n facts of life.
Hot
Gemma Merna is a tasty English muffin.
Needing Home Improvement
Looks like Tim Allen's TV son didn't take any lessons from the show.
Nazanin Boniadi
She's the apple of our ayatollah.
Music
The most exciting part of any Amy Winehouse show.
When's Recess?
This is probably the best playground swing of all time.
Favre
Conn. boy wore the QB's jersey for four years straight.
Nice
A multiple video tribute to Jennifer Ellison.
Amanda Bynes
She's still all that.
Video
Baseball pitcher with a kick save -- and a beauty!
Sad
So this is what music has come to
OUCH!
Dude gets his leg gored by a bull.
Video
Every Simpson's couch gag in less than five minutes.
Silly
Foreign languages are so perverted.
Angry Winnebago Man
Your day can't be as bad as his.
Girls
Scarlett Johansson at some event for a cause, we're sure, but look at that dress!
Babes
We'll take Itallian beauty Bianca Balti with a side of marinara sauce.
The Saddest Thing Ever
Watching a grown man giving his sex doll a foot message makes us cry.
Emma Heming
Bruce Willis' girlfriend has something to show you.
Ouch
Building bike ramps in the woods is a bad idea.
Tour De France Wipeout
Dog owns biker.
GTA IV
Hookers, mob bosses, drug cartels, and ZOMBIES!?!?
Sexy
Shots from the 2007 Victoria's Secret fashion show.
Dogs Are Stupid
Louis CK's K9 tries to drink from a sprinkler.
Cars
The fastest automobiles on the planet.
Stupid
Tobey Maguire's got nothing on Italian Spider-man.
The Moon Hoax
These guys are offering $100,000 for proof that the moon exists. Seriously.
Funny
New GTA features according to The Onion.
Whoops
The greatest Freudian slips ever on TV.
Buy Transformers Props
Who wouldn't shell out thousands of dollars for a big cube?
Neat
R2D2 is getting closer and closer to being real.
Nice
Some pretty respectable fret work.
Worst. Singer. Ever.
We can't figure out why this woman sold out Carnegie Hall.
Michelle Monaghan
California girls have nothing on this Midwestern farmer's daughter.
Jennifer Esposito
She'll make you say "Samantha who?" too.
Gross or Hot?
Lily Allen has three nipples.
Summer Time
Need a drink? Reach for the controller.
Funny
Forget
Cash Cab
, it's the
Cash Ambulance
!
The Joker
Cool new look at Batman's zany foe.
Woops
You can't get gay with Orioles' announcer Jim Palmer.
Ouch
This guy didn't even come close to succeeding at this skateboard jump.
Bein' Rude in the Nude
Our favorite Flight of the Conchords song about food-borne gang bangs.
Eva Longoria
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Eva seen a girl this hot?
Babes
Steamy shots from Nina Moric's 2008 calendar.
Movie Know-How
How much do you remember about movies of the last 25 years?
Interesting
Things your body can do after you die.
Cheerleaders
The Houston Texans know how to get fans to their Web site.
Daniella Alonso
The hills aren't the only ones with eyes for her.
Music
The 10 best old-school rock band logos ever.
Hot
Crystal Klein makes park benches sexy.
Joe Piscopo Has A Son
His name's Joey and he's the most pathetic person on the planet.
Bling
Multimillion-dollar homes are for poor people. Inside the first billion-dollar crib.
Sexy
We'd take this Mercedes for a test drive.
Race and Punishment
Please make this the plotline of
Punisher 2
. We'll fund it.
Space
Why life on Mars may foretell our doom.
Girls
Noemie Lenoir is a tasty French croissant.
Ultimate Skydiving
We wish we had this guy's balls.
Games
Video game mash-ups to resurrect crappy franchises.
Awesome
The most ingenious blog of all time.
Girth in Advertising
This Fashion Bug ad reminds us why we don't date girls who shop at Fashion Bug.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Behind every Iron Man, there's a platinum blonde.
Cool
One of the greatest marching band halftime shows ever.
Anslatortray
Pig latin, for the times English just won't do.
Katherine Heigl
It's not Grey's anatomy we're examining.
Queen V
The prettiest thing in rock since Jared Leto.
My Hands Are Bananas
Beware the milky pirate!
Weird
Lesbos... lesbians... it's all Greek to us.
Amazing
Maybe the most perfectly timed technical glitch ever.
Just Noug It
Test your knowledge of candy bar innards.
Girls
Jennifer Walcott has a picture moment.
Girls
Kim Smith was born to wear bikinis.
AFSCME if I Care
If union workers were this honest, they still wouldn't be this honest.
Interesting
Dangerous beaches that might make you want to stay in the AC.
Nice
Forget
Guitar Hero,
this is the hot game this Christmas.
Catfight
Hollywood chicks duke it out in front of some fancy club.
Dumb Children
Underage kid steals grandmother's car and goes on a joyride; explains, "It's fun to do bad things."
Funny
Radio sportscasters like to mess with listeners sometimes.
Marbles
Marbles explains the dangers of E.Coli
Games
This man paid $15,000 for an NES cartridge.
Sucky
The most infamous product failures.
Funny Accidents
Some bike accidents are funny.
Sports
Pat Riley retires as coach; men's hair gel industry collapses.
Babes
Bond's new lady is double-o sexy.
AC/DC
Forty thieves and the thunder chief. (AC/DC)
Girls
Hilary Duff gets down and dirty.
Sexy
A few shots of South American sexpot Evangelina Carrozzo.
Heavy Metal Disease
Too much thrashing could earn you a nice little disability check.
Minka Kelly
She's
Lights
out!
Hot
Gemma Bissix is a 10.
Sports
It's worth the carpal tunnel treatments.
Sketchy
Girl offers to have sex with you if you help save the Internet.
Tasty
Karen looks good from every Angle.
Emo Cats
They don't photograph their junk like emo kids, but they can lick it.
Crime
The world's most wanted fugitives.
Movies
Michael Bay continues demonstrating how much of a tool he is.
Bubble Wrap
We could pop these things all day. And we have.
Weird
New children's book explains mommy's new face.
Wow
Real men don't duck when wreckage comes flying at them. Stupid real men, that is.
Weird, Wordly Food
Salmon candy? Sounds delicious!
Funny
Ninja Cat strikes when you least expect it!
Word
Rap lyrics as interpreted by charts and graphs.
Double Dribble
Six championships? No sweat. Four words? Lots of sweat. (And stuttering.)
Games
The best
Mortal Kombat
fatalities in seven minutes.
Stupid
Because sometimes you need help falling off a ladder.
Race Relations
White people. Black people. Doo doo doo doot!
Movies
A new international
Dark Knight
poster!
Alicia Keys
You know, of the Bismarck Keys.
Whip it good!
Lights! Camera! Action! Indiana Jones is back!
Dumb
The trailer for
GOV LOVE: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story!
Funny
Even when fat dudes land a girl, they still find ways to screw it up.
Drive-By Shooting
If only the NBA was this exciting.
Girls
Elizabeth Hurley is not just zehr gut, she's wunderbar.
Hot
Images from Jennifer Walcott's 2008 calendar.
Five Seconds With a Chipmunk
You've probably seen it, but it's only five seconds long so it won't kill you to see it again.
Alicia Keys
She's our favorite five-and-a-half-foot pianist!
Girls
Padma Lakshmi heats up the kitchen.
If OJ Did It...
He wouldn't write 110 pages describing exactly how it happened, right? Oh...
Games
Cool 8-bit street art: flowing pixels.
Babes
We're in Luv with Lola.
Ransom Note Generator
Another reasons newspapers are totally screwed.
Basketball
Breaking News: Isiah Thomas coached the Knicks to study NY population.
Awesome
Proof that bad things happen to people who dance to Soulja Boy.
Nerds Tats
These people need to be punched in the face.
Girls
Kayleigh Pearson has a picture moment.
Danica Stewart
This soap star stings our eyes.
Batman Nerd Alert
Would you like to see my mask? Scarecrow in sequel.
Grand Theft Auto
The history of NYC in video games.
Babes
We love that Eva Padberg seems to hate wearing clothes.
911
The funniest 911 call ever
Interesting
Single guy in his mid-30s tells you everything he knows about women.
Hot
Louise Glover is pretty in pink.
Food
Salmon candy? Sounds delicious!
Shannon Elizabeth
Poker in the rear! No, seriously, she's playing poker out back.
Sexy
Roxanne McKee is a British beauty.
Samwell, "What What (in the Butt)"
We play this when the boss visits our floor.
Games
If
Grand Theft Auto
was made for your old NES...
Girls
Holly McGuire can help you kill a few minutes.
Elisha Cuthbert
She cuths like a knife.
Maggie Q
Now restoring the good names of high-price escorts in
Deception
.
Sports
Face-plants really have a way of spicing up boring tennis.
Music
Listen to tons of cool shit.
EBay
Jersey found underneath new Yankee Stadium sold; Yanks can finally pay for A-Rod.
Slippery
The greatest celeb wet T-shirt moments.
Race Relations
White people. Black people. Doo doo doo doot!
Sports
The top 10 dunks in the NBA's 2007-08 season.
Cheerleaders
It's time again for the hottest pom-poms in the NFL.
Whip it good
Lights! Camera! Action! Indiana Jones is back!
Baseball
Live it up in style at your favorite ballpark.
WTF?
We're not sure if we're aroused or grossed out.
5-Seconds With a Chipmunk
You've probably seen it, but it's only five seconds long so it won't kill you to see it again.
Funny
How to defeat mailbox spammers with larger, heavier spam.
Cool
At last, two video game icons come together.
Drive By Shooting
If only the NBA was this exciting.
Cool
Don't burst into someone's room unless you are willing to deal with the consequences.
Ouch
When crashing isn't bad enough, try a dirt bike to the throat.
If OJ Did It...
He wouldn't write 110 pages describing exactly how it happened, right? Oh...
Christa Campbell
She's mmm, mmm good.
TV
The 10 most dysfunctional sex moments from
Family Guy
.
Ransom Note Generator
Another reasons newspapers are totally screwed.
Funny
Priest floats off with party balloons to find God, goes missing.
Hot
Anna Kournikova still looks great in a bikini.
Nerds Tats
These people need to be punched in the face.
Sports
Forbes
runs down the world’s top-earning athletes.
Babes
Gemma Atkinson models her underwear drawer.
WOXY Internet Radio
Listen to tons of cool shit.
Games
NES cartridge modded into NES system. Space-time continuum remains intact.
Sexy
We could go for some hot Marconi and cheese.
911...What's Your Emergency?
The funniest 911 call ever.
Football
The top NFL draft busts of the modern era.
Girls
Shay Lyn Izzo in a steamy bikini shoot video.
Israeli Defense Forces
We surrender.
Odette Yustman
Just a little old farm girl from the second biggest city in America.
Cool
Don't kids play dodgeball anymore?
Lauren German
They really are the best engineered.
Weird
Warrant issued for "Darth Vader."
Ouch
The greatest moment in head-butting history.
Second Life Girls
As close to real as we've ever dated.
Useful
The ultimate office etiquette guide.
Awesome
More proof that American TV really isn't that bad.
Rad Girls
These pretty pranksters will make you do a stunt-double take.
Games
Super Mario invades NYC taxicabs.
Hilarious
Dave Chappelle is still alive, and he's still funny.
Megan Fox
This
Transformers
hottie has us transfixed.
Funny
Eleven ways the Internet will kill you.
Dumb Ass
If one bite of the world's hottest chili pepper burns your mouth, why not take a second?
Yesenia Adame
Her dance card's full. Bingo card, too.
Interesting
Jobs you probably didn't know had high salaries.
Audrina Patridge
She's even sexier in real life.
Vera Jordanova
There's no better reason to travel abroad.
Girls
Marissa Miller is an angel in the outfield.
Babes
A wonderfully sexy collection of Jennifer Walcott images.
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