age: 37 (Jan 14, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2003

occupation: Owner of a marketing company.

sign: Not your ordinary Capricorn.

makes me happy: The purring of a kitten.

i lost my virginity: and I'm not looking for it...

body mods: yes please

fantasy: Done them all... (except for the swimming naked with sharks thing... but more on that later)

most humbling moment: Roasting in a jogging outfit on stage while modeling the Stair Stepper for Tony Little on national television. Record sales, stage lights and a suit that didn't breath well-- 25 long minutes of smiling while trying not to puke. Some asshole put it on the highest setting to boot....

gets me hot: Bedroom eyes, round butts, a full set of teeth and a woman that not only works, but also cleans up after herself. Men aren't the only pigs. lol

crush: Not into soda... Get it? har har har... ;)

heroes: Anyone that can keep up with me.

stats: I used to model exercise machines for Tony Little (pre-Geiko commercial of course) on national TV... And I can do splits. Wait... These aren't stats are they?