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Voltaire

Voltaire

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Location: Greenland

Nov 06, 2003 03:48 PM

Mac, where are you?

Amitabha

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Member since: Jul 03

Location: Black Rock City, NV

Nov 06, 2003 03:49 PM

This is mac... I changed my username.

macbastard

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Member is: Old Skool

Location: North Hollywood, CA

Nov 06, 2003 04:01 PM

Workin babe. Sorry. Yeah okay folks...mabye I lied a little. That first night I met Voltaire in person...Well we didn't exactly make out...But... Well... Annnnyyywwwaaayyy...Miss V. Your memory astounds me considering mean ol' Mr. Achohal. You are going to Disney are you not?!?! (puts on lipstick.)

Mac+V. Who knows? could be!

Voltaire

Voltaire

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Location: Greenland

Nov 06, 2003 04:05 PM

macbastard said:
Workin babe. Sorry. Yeah okay folks...mabye I lied a little. That first night I met Voltaire in person...Well we didn't exactly make out...But... Well... Annnnyyywwwaaayyy...Miss V. Your memory astounds me considering mean ol' Mr. Achohal. You are going to Disney are you not?!?! (puts on lipstick.)

Mac+V. Who knows? could be!



I can't, I'm poor, and I might be dancing up in S.F.
what color lipstick were you going to put on? just promise you won't get it all over my face....... smile

love ya.....

macbastard

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Member is: Old Skool

Location: North Hollywood, CA

Nov 06, 2003 04:13 PM

DAMMIT. Noooooooo! If everyone pitches in a dollar you could SO go! Or I'll pay! You have to go! Ahhhhhhhhh man. Well if you go to San Fran dance well. And Im not gonna tell you what color lipstick because I want it to be a suprise. And I promise I won't get it on your face....I'll just have to aim my kisses....lower.


Macdirtythoughts

Voltaire

Voltaire

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Location: Greenland

Nov 06, 2003 04:18 PM

macbastard said:
DAMMIT. Noooooooo! If everyone pitches in a dollar you could SO go! Or I'll pay! You have to go! Ahhhhhhhhh man. Well if you go to San Fran dance well. And Im not gonna tell you what color lipstick because I want it to be a suprise. And I promise I won't get it on your face....I'll just have to aim my kisses....lower.


Macdirtythoughts




I would love to go, but I'ts totally not in my budget... sux to be me.....

by the way, how much lower? I'm all alone in front of my computer right now......

PS: You should call me when my phone gets turned back on..... It should be back on tomorrow night, or so..... I haven't seen you in a long time.....

macbastard

Comments: 2882

Member is: Old Skool

Location: North Hollywood, CA

Nov 06, 2003 04:28 PM

Oh you temptress, if you wern't truly 'involved' I would go as low as you like. After all what are friends for? And your totally not alone liar...Your pervert cat would want to watch.

When do you know if you are you goin to San Fran?

P.s. Okay, tommorow i'll call!

MacIthinkIhavetotakeacoldshower

Bettie

Bettie

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Location: California

Nov 06, 2003 04:41 PM

This is the sweetest thread I've ever seen. blush

spikybluegirl

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Member since: Dec 02

Location: I'm lost

Nov 06, 2003 04:44 PM

anyone want to start a collection to send Voltaire to disney?

Voltaire

Voltaire

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Location: Greenland

Nov 06, 2003 05:17 PM

macbastard said:
Oh you temptress, if you wern't truly 'involved' I would go as low as you like. After all what are friends for? And your totally not alone liar...Your pervert cat would want to watch.

When do you know if you are you goin to San Fran?

P.s. Okay, tommorow i'll call!

MacIthinkIhavetotakeacoldshower



I'll know by the end of this week. (sunday)

and yeah..... Birch would totally want to watch.....but I never thoght of her as a pervert... I guess she is......
talk to you later, I'm off to work...... smile

Cyrano1130

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Member since: Mar 03

Location: Portland, OR

Nov 06, 2003 05:35 PM

spikybluegirl said:
anyone want to start a collection to send Voltaire to disney?



Absolutely! Where do I send the donation?
Could we sell Krispy Kremes' door to door?

Whip

Comments: 1654

Member is: Old Skool

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Nov 07, 2003 12:31 AM

I hearby notify the creator of this thread (MacBastard) that my client (Birch Sinclair) intends to file suit, on the grounds of slander, for comments made that are damaging to the character and integrity of her reputation and renown. My client contends that in the contents of thread 27254 in the Lifestyle section of the public forums of Suicide Girls (located at http://suicidegirls.com/) MacBastard made comments implicating her as a "pervert cat". MacBastard also implied that my client would observe private and intimate moments involving himself and that this observation would in some way be deemed offensive and inappropriate.

My client expects a full retraction and public apology in the same manner and forum that the original offensive remarks were made. Failure to pose said apology in a timely manner will result in further legal action.

Sincerely,

Whipped Cream

on behalf and in representation of Birch Sinclair

cc: SG Voltaire

leavemehere

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Member since: Dec 02

Location: San Diego, CA

Nov 07, 2003 12:53 AM

haha

Pucabul

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Member since: Feb 03

Location: Seattle, WA

Nov 07, 2003 01:18 AM

A dollar?! I got seven, lets make this happen!!!

Voltaire

Voltaire

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Location: Greenland

Nov 07, 2003 10:45 AM

WhippedCream said:
I hearby notify the creator of this thread (MacBastard) that my client (Birch Sinclair) intends to file suit, on the grounds of slander, for comments made that are damaging to the character and integrity of her reputation and renown. My client contends that in the contents of thread 27254 in the Lifestyle section of the public forums of Suicide Girls (located at http://suicidegirls.com/) MacBastard made comments implicating her as a "pervert cat". MacBastard also implied that my client would observe private and intimate moments involving himself and that this observation would in some way be deemed offensive and inappropriate.

My client expects a full retraction and public apology in the same manner and forum that the original offensive remarks were made. Failure to pose said apology in a timely manner will result in further legal action.

Sincerely,

Whipped Cream

on behalf and in representation of Birch Sinclair

cc: SG Voltaire



but Birch IS a pervert..... she watches me have sex all the time........in fact, sometimes she refuses to get off the bed too........

psychoholicagogo

Comments: 2498

Member since: Dec 02

Location: Washington, MO

Nov 07, 2003 05:10 PM

Lets take plaster casts of the Suicide Girls' favorite body parts and sell them on E-bay! That'll raise a fortune!

PyroeroticA

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Member since: Jul 02

Location: Mount Wolf, PA

Nov 07, 2003 05:24 PM

Voltaire is really tall?!

How tall is she? I always imagined that she was really really short. I don't know, she just looks short in her pictures.

I LOVE YOU VOLTAIRE! biggrin

Pip

Comments: 8067

Member is: Old Skool

Location: Framingham, MA

Nov 09, 2003 09:20 PM

what's the number to?

Had anyone called it?

[Edited on Nov 09, 2003 by Pip]

SoEffinHappy

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Member since: Apr 03

Location: Philadelphia, PA

Nov 09, 2003 09:27 PM

Dude there's a lot of talkin in this thread and NOT a lot of "totally makin out". What the fuck?

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