Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.

I'd like to make America skinny one slap at a time too but, I don't need a machine for that

Should I be thankful this video is no longer available?

According to Wikipedia the guy seems like an all-around douchebag, the only bright spot being that he sued the Church of Scientology (that he was a member to begin with isn't surprising though).

I have one of the "other" similar products he mentions, and he's totally right in that they're a bitch to clean, and it makes you not even want to use it.

Yes. I'm commenting on the product.

The guy is annoying, but Billy Mays is far more annoying. Maybe I'm just used to east coast guido accents, but Mays makes me want to break out a flamethrower after two sentences.

Also, the widget this douchebag is pushing might actually be useful.

How is minced tuna more interesting than big, thick whole chunks of tuna? I'd rather have a tuna steak than a mass of nasty, loose, vomit-looking tuna.

this was fucking awesome.....


look at the sonofabitch...he should be an action figure.

With karate slap chopping action!

video no worky

Everything about this guy, his attitude, his accent, his headset, his looks...just....everything. Reminds me of this:


Too bad I actually like the Scout though....

That was great. I never saw that one.

I wish TF2 had an offline mode so I could actually learn to play w/o feeling like an absolute moron.

-TM

Wow. That's uncanny.

I have no idea why, but seeing that guy made me think of Joe Piscopo.

I love his nuts.