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8th of 7

Pallid, tubby, balding, middle aged technology-fixated Trekkie geek and wannabe Borg. Murky past. Even murkier future. Dangerous "hobbies" are explosives, pyrotechnics, fireworks, projectile weapons and aviation (often in combination).

Used to work on wierd and wacky high-tech projects using leading-edge technology, more for the buzz and the geek status points than for the actual money.

Amazingly, still not dead, despite people trying really really hard ....

Designated "8th of 7" by cow-orkers because of a severe, virulent technology addiction. When the Borg do arrive on planet Earth, will be banging on the door wanting in. Expected response: "No, go away - you're too wierd. Here's a pound for a cup of tea, now go and bother someone else".

Has recently realised (too late) that he is turning into Wally (from the Dilbert strips)

Hates children, horses, children, cats, children, cats, children and ex-wife (no children). Loves vehicles, projectile weapons, beer, chocolate, watching bad things happen to small noisy children, tot-thumping, small hairy dog and girlfriend (not necessarily in that order).

Favourite quote/saying: "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning...."

Heroes: Field Marshal Montgomery, Sam Vimes.

Email: eighthofseven_"AT"_yahoo.co.uk

HBGC e+ p+ s+ g+ B++ A++ n+ G r++ E++ C V+ a I+ t+ Z X-- T+ D

[Jun 11 2002, last modified Dec 05 2008]

   
(+12)(+12) Activity related voicemail
 Alien Abduction Verification Bureau
 Animal trials
(+4, -2) Armchair Tank
(+11, -5) Artificial Walnut
(+20, -1)(+20, -1) Artillery Golf
(+4, -2) Automatic Food Irradiation Fridge
(+5) Baking with the boys
(+1) Bath/shower plughole waste disposal
 Big Brother Lamp Post
(+12)(+12) Bluetooth earpiece with remote-controlled scratching brush
(+9)(+9) Bluetooth private chat network
(+12, -4) Boss pedal
(+9)(+9) Bouncy Hadrian's Wall
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Bread-and-butterknife
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Bridge-o-scope
(+13, -6) Burger with a hole
(+5) Bus Passenger Rear View Mirrors
(+4) Calling Interoffice Rescue
 Canned food microwave
(+1, -3) Car-cooler ramscoop
(+1, -3) Car flotation airbag system
(+3) Car seat deckchair
(+11, -4) Car signal halyards
(+6, -3) Car temperature pager alarm
(+6, -3) Car water bowl for dogs
(+27, -2)(+27, -2)(+27, -2) Cat Ejection Pack
(+6, -5) Caterpillarbox
(-1) Celebrity Aroma Candles
(+4, -1) Cellphone flashlight
(+5, -3) Centrifugal fishtank
(+12, -3)(+12, -3) Checkout Queue Bouncers
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Chell Specker
 Chequebook Toilet Paper
(+3, -2) Chocabuse
(+2, -1) Christmas Crackers for dogs
 Clockwork Orange Clock
(+20, -1)(+20, -1) Cloud height coloured smoke rocket
(+1) Coffee fountain airbag
(+11)(+11) Coloured Coal
(+2, -1) Combat Kilt
 Combined ear defenders and goggles
(+12, -4) Commonsense Action Movie
(+6, -1) Copenhaagen-Dasz Ice Cream
(+2, -3) Court Bar
(+1) Custard-filled child safe Bangalore Torpedo
(+11, -3) Cynics Anonymous
(+9, -3) Dalek road cones
 Darwin Appliances
 DensAir
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Dog Alarm Clock
 Dogproof trousers with airbag
(+7, -4) Driver-dynamic license plate
(+3) Dual-control bedside light
(+3, -1) Dual level adaptable four poster guest bed.
(+5) DuoScooter
(+7, -1) Dupuytren's Contracture Prevention Gloves
(+1, -6)(+1, -6) Electric shock tennis ball
(+7, -1) Escher's Ketchup
(+14, -4)(+14, -4) Evil Genius Contracting Company
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Extreme Commuting by V-1 Replica
(+10)(+10) Fake dirty water dog bath
(+5, -1) Fashion bar
(+2, -1) Fellowship of the Ring walking holiday
(+11)(+11) FetchBot
(+31)(+31)(+31) Fitted carpet bombing
(+1, -2) Flame War Extinguisher
 Flat Cap Magnetic Cat Flap
(+6) Forced draught cooled cycling cape
 Freeze Dried Albatross Kite
(+2) Giant Garden Umbrella
(+6, -1) Giant Microlight
(+7, -4) Glove-box fridge
(+7, -4) Government Franchises
(-3) Gridlock road-rage riot control
(+5) GSM scrambler soft codec
(+1, -12)(+1, -12) Half life jackets
(-2) Half-timbered spectacles.
(+6, -12)(+6, -12) Halfbaker Gender Indication Icon (Optional)
(+3, -10)(+3, -10) HalfBaker "total score"
(+10, -3) Halfbakery Coat of Arms
(+1) HalfBakery Confessional
(+18)(+18) HalfBakery "If"
(+27)(+27)(+27) Halfbakery Standard Responses
 Happy Pils
(+4, -3) Help the Normal
(+2) Helter-Skelter roller-coaster automatic shoeshine
(+3) High frequency inductive trousers
(+4) High speed whole body automatic shower
(+3) Home Occupancy Simulation Software
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) Homeopathic peacekeeping force
(+9)(+9) Hot air balloon harpoon
(+4, -1) Hotel Paranoid's Paradiso
(+7, -1) Human-scale snakes and ladders.
(+4, -3) Hygenic tissue box
 In-drive refuelling
(+2) Indecisive Menu
(+3, -2) Intentional H5N1 exposure
(+2) Internal Combustion olympics
(+11)(+11) Isomorphic soap
(+16, -2)(+16, -2) Kitchen crusher for glass bottles
(+5, -4) Klein Bottle Toilet Roll
(+3, -1) Koala Scuttle
(+10, -3) Laryngitis pills
(+5, -1) Laser power transfer locomotive
(+2) Laundry basket input scanner
(+5, -6) Lava flow nuclear waste disposal
(+7) Lava wells
(+2, -3) Levites
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) Liqueur Chocolate Bottle
(+5, -1) Low-Cal sweetener in drinks machines
(+4, -1) Mandatory ink colour indicator for non-refillable pens
(+15, -2)(+15, -2) Manly air freshener
(+7, -9) Marked unPolice cars
 Memento Mori Motorcycle Helmet
 Mild Concern Clock
(+3, -1) Name Rationing
(+4) Nighttime bedframe guide strips
 Non-perjorative place name revisions
(+7, -2) Olympic Blindfold Shaving
(+8, -1) One-Armed Band-Aid
(+15, -2)(+15, -2) Paper Jam
(+17, -3)(+17, -3) Paramedic skydiver
(+1) Passive - Aggressive Infra-Red Detector
(+1) Passive smoking dosimeter
(+8, -1) Pentacles
(+2, -3) Perfect temperature teasmade
(+5, -2) Personal barcode stamps
(-1) Personalised computer game
(+8, -9) Pet Paper (Cat Paper)
(+4, -11)(+4, -11) Physics Appeal Court
(+8, -6) Physics Laboratory Cat
(+4, -9)(+4, -9) Planetary species audit
(+8, -1) Post-It Cuff
(+2) Practice Pancake
 Pre-cremation vacuum dessicator
(+4, -2) Preregistrered press biography auction site
(+12)(+12) Printable paper burkha headpiece
(+7) Rain gauge alarm clock
(+7, -3) Rant Booth
(+3, -1) Real-World First Person Shooter LaserMaze game
(+4) Reciprocating-piston internal combustion combined lighting-heating-generator unit
(+4) Reconfigurable spelling teaching chart
(-2) Recursive Economic Migration Control
(+3, -6) Recycled Human Pet Food
(+3, -4) Refrigerator/microwave combo
 Refrigerator/ microwave combo
(+1, -2) Relativity Code
(+4) Remote-controlled insecticide aerosol indoor spray array
(+4, -3) Remote door lock status indicator
(-3) Remote ringer
(+3, -2) RIT(F)W(A)
(-3) Roadsigns with travel times
(+7, -21)(+7, -21)(+7, -21) Sale of indulgences
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Scooter train
(+16, -1)(+16, -1) SeaSalt and Vinegar
 Seasonal solar lighting
(+1) Seat-back Aircraft Instrument relay
(+6) Self-Acting Fire Escape Dog Door
(+5, -1) Semi-toroidal centripetal aquarium
(+1) Shave counter
(+6, -2) Shopper's baseball cap with 2 way radio, quadrature direction finding antennae and head-up projection display.
(+7, -1) Smelling aid
(+5) SmellJet Printer
(-4) Smoke catcher
(+1) Sound-triggered window closer
(+8) Squeaky hinge compound
(+32, -2)(+32, -2)(+32, -2) Standardised airline luggage
(+6) Standardised Disaster Alert Device
(+5) Stealth Lawnmower
 Sticky note calendar
(+4, -2) Stirling Engine Powered Composer
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Street lamp public power outlet.
(+10, -4) Study of Giant Squid by cloning
(+10)(+10) SurroundSound Anti-Mugging Jacket
 Surveying digital camera
(+7, -1) Synthesised speech ringtone
(-2) Technology Coroner
(+1) Telechiric Pimple Prodder
(+11, -2)(+11, -2) The green Bun of the little yellow Troll
 The Stalliscope
(+7, -1) The "Trollbusters" song
(-4) Time-lag satellite imaging
(+9, -4) Toilet roll printer
(+15, -3)(+15, -3) TrainTown
(+3) Troll Aid
(+7, -5) Trollfinder General
(+22)(+22) "Turn indicating" blue lights for emergency service vehicles
(+6, -2) Two storey bungalow
(+16, -2)(+16, -2) Undead Home Protection Kit
(+11)(+11) Unloseable gloves
(+2) UNOWNA
 Venus Cat Trap
(+2, -3) Voicemail forwarding as .WAV
(+6, -2) Wheelie Coffin
(+6, -2) Windmill powered friction oven
 

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