Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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lurch

lurch1906 at yahoo dot com





Limited Lifetime Warranty: you break it, you're dead





Nikola Tesla's kids really hated it when they got grounded.





Two heads may be better than one, but half a head and no heads at all are approximately the same value.





Argues with cats.





Melogrammatic.





With enough ping-pong balls to sink a battleship.





Real smoke. Fake mirrors.





Get your mime out of the gutter.





I think, therefore I am.
You're not thinking, so why do you still exist?





Author of "Adventures of a Line-Following Robot in the Land of 'O's"





I don't know if I'm in that Ooolongftangftangbank thing or not.





The pen may well be mightier than the sword - but it fails to make a quick, clean ending for him who decides to end it all by falling upon it.





Just a note to any who think that the list to the right indicates that I've been removing anything that garners fishbones: I have removed about 3 ideas that fell flat; other than that, the majority were washed clean by the crash of '04. Particularly "Indoor Biathlon" and "Cow-y-oke" were major beneficiaries of the effect. However, the positiveness was offset by the major bread loss on "Sign Language Yodeling", "Viking Headphones", and "Blowfish Tearaways". If you're here browsing, those are the ones I'd recommend to the reader.

[Sep 15 2002, last modified Sep 24 2008]		    
(+2) 3-speed Wheelchair
(+8) Acupuncture for autos
(+10)(+10) All Weather Olympic Torch Lighter
(+8, -1) Anti-superstitious cat bleach
(+18)(+18) Auto Lepidoptera
(+2) AWACS Pizza
(+28, -3)(+28, -3)(+28, -3) Belly-dump Hearse
(+3) Blowfish Lightmask
(+19, -1)(+19, -1) Blowfish Tearaways
(+4) Borborygmi Modulator
(+6, -1) Bouguer Deflection Flat-Planet Positioning system
(+8) Bowling billiards
(+48, -1)(+48, -1)(+48, -1) Canary Resuscitator
(+6, -1) Cell phone vibrator - seismographic mode
(+7) Coffee table marker lights
(+2, -1) Cow-y-oke
(+7, -1) Crystal TV
(+35)(+35)(+35) Desk Upgrade Cover
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Dog Nav
(+8, -1) Dropped Food Safety Estimator
(+2) Engineer's Easel
(+6) Google Earth Date/Timestamp
(+9, -1) Gregorian Chant Children's Songs
(+2) Halo generating hat
(+11)(+11) Head Down Display
(+7) Helocaber
(+3, -2) Human Resources Cannonball
 Indoor Biathlon
(-2) Internal Dryer Drum Clutch
(+6) Laparoscopic Road Repair
(+10)(+10) Laser Fire Exit Pointer
(+8, -1) Low-Wattage Rasterized Scanning Toaster
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Marceau Park
(+5, -1) Musical self-stirring thermo-mug
(+4) Null Keyboard Plug
(+13)(+13) Propane fueled video display
(+4) Prosthetic Tree Limb
(+11)(+11) Razor Odometer
(+2, -1) Recumbent motorized wheelchair
(+5) Road Construction Webcam
(+7) Royal Transfusions
(+17)(+17) Sign Language Yodeling
(+11)(+11) Squeaky Toy Silicone Implant
(+3) Stellar Flash Photography
(+31)(+31)(+31) Termite router
(+3) Tinkertoy bog roll adapter
(+1) Tongue Cot
(+34, -1)(+34, -1)(+34, -1) Tongue remover
(+1) Transatlantic Custard Pipeline
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Underwater Sumo
(+9)(+9) Viking headphones
(+7, -1) Watermelon Snorkel
(+8, -1) "What was that?" recorder
 Whiteboard Scanner Backup & Defrag Bot
(+7, -1) Windowless airliner
(+3) Wood scent air freshener & alarm
(+9)(+9) Zip Tie Gender Changer
 

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