STALKERS!

“Till death do us part (although I don’t know you)”!

Would you marry a stranger that claimed to love you? I wouldn’t. Strange that some of those people think they really know you, just because they saw your naked pictures and read some comment they’ve build a bond with you that way. Isn’t personality also body language, intonation, behavior which aren’t really visible on internet? And then I didn’t even said anything about how idealized you can look on the web. I would love to hear you’re weirdest, creepiest, extreme, funniest experience or opinion about this subject.

Every once and a while I’ll leave some bread crumbs on the front porch for them.

There are psychotic and deranged people everywhere.

The only way they can be stopped, is by throwing Jello at them in broad daylight.

I like to roast stalkers and feed them to the hobos.

Cherry jello especially. But lime works as well.

Does it really work? Wow, so that would means cops, violence, weapon etc are all unnecessary? Maybe you can even make world peace with it.

Sadly, Jello isn't recognized as a deterrent in all countries.

But really, imagine how tripped out a robber would be if he were surrounded by cops at a crime scene and splattered by a Jello bazooka.

Seriously, I don't think you could continue any crime whilst covered in Jello goodness. No more pepper sprays; Jello sprays instead.

Bullet-proof vests would be traded out for baking pans which would catch any stray Jello shots so they could be either consumed or used as return fire.

I've had my experiences with stalkers, not fun.....

In reallife? Or on internet?

In real life

I considered becoming a stalker but it just seemed like too much work; there is keeping up with their lives, digging through their trash, following them around, the hours are long, and all of that stuff. I also have commitment issues. Could you really be a stalker if the object of your fixation changed every few days.

step away from the bong

"I'm not stalking you, I'm just calling a lot. I'm not trying to freak you out. Seriously, I'm not. How's that Kevin guy; have they found him yet? They're looking in the totally wrong place... I bet."
-Andy Dick

Then the price of Jello would skyrocket, there would be a jello black market. Would they institute a waiting period for the purchase of gelatin desserts?

No.... Unless... Do you have more personalities?

I will avoid a mocking, abet a self-mocking, humor in the future and stay with a more sophisticate humor involving jello, stalkers cooking advice, and feeding the housing challenged.

And yes one and it is angry, condescending, sarcastic, and cruel followed by less endearing characteristics.

Sorry, my English isn't that good, so I don't totally understand it. Are you typing serious or sarcastic or did I insult you or..... aaaahhh I don't understand ???

No you shouldn't be sorry i should be and I am. I did not look and should have at the location under your name. I am sorry for snapping at you.

My post was humorous or that was the attempt.

Unfortunately what I wrote about by other personality is also true.