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Tracey Berkowitz: You know, ever since I got on this bus, no one will sit near me. No one will even talk to me. And they all breathe through their friggin' gross mouths because, like "Oh, I smell like a friggin' sewer crocodile" or something. But that really isn't my fault, okay? Because I came from a hole. Like if you met my mom, you would never believe that's where I came from.
Tracey Berkowitz: Remember in the news? When two retards had a kid? Well, that was me.
Tracey Berkowitz: He said it, like, a million trillion times. And he bought me presents. Like this necklace, you know? It's, like, made of titanium, and a million karats or something. It was really expensive.
Tracey Berkowitz: It must have gotten lost.
Tracey Berkowitz: Why would I lie? Huh? Why would I lie?
Showtime Sports
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Beat The Insiders
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Inside the NFL
Phil, Cris, Warren and JB are back for season two of the Emmy winning studio show. Premieres Wed Sept 9th at 9pm ET/PT
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Super Six World Boxing Classic
The best super middleweights in the world pound it out until one man is left standing in the Showtime Sports Super Six World Boxing Classic beginning on October 17th.
Showtime Store
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Dexter by Shepard Fairey
Limited Edition Signed Prints only at the Showtime Store.
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Premiere Collection by SCAD
A line of gift and home décor products designed exclusively by Savannah College of Art and Design students and alumni artists for Showtime.