Waffles.fm
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| Type | Invite only |
| Founded | |
| Location | Sweeden |
| Key people | {{{key_people}}} |
| Industry | Replacing Oink! |
| Products | torrents |
| Website | http://waffles.fm |
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FACT
It's not a replacement for Oink!
The mods have made it clear that Waffles.fm is no replacement for Oink nor is affiliated with Oink in any way. Anybody suggesting otherwise will receive the banhammer.
Ratio
Bragging about your ratio is the only way to make your Epenis bigger. Of course everybody's ratio is Over 9000 now that free-leech has been in effect forever. If you can't become a power user then they don't love you and you fail at the Internet.
What.cd Drama
When Oink died, tons of sites want to become Oink's replacement. A 14 year old boy who was STEAMED over waffles bigger Epenis, he wrote this letter to the users of What.cd, another Oink wannabe.
Dear registered user of the site [What.cd, We have recently been investigating the activities of the users of the site http://www.what.cd/ and we have found that this site exists for the sole purpose of music piracy. Pirating music is a criminal offence and we believe it should be obvious to you that the results outweigh the benefits - hard working artists won't be rewarded for their work and will stop producing music, ultimately leading to a severely reduced selection of music both in the shops and for download. The RIAA had hoped that the disabling by the police of the large illegal music site, Oink.cd, would stop a lot of people from engaging in piracy, as they don't want to be seen as criminals. However, this appears to not be the case, as two large new sites have sprung up in its place. This email is the final warning to all of you who were members of Oink.cd and are current members of What.cd. If we find you to be committing any more criminal acts of piracy then we will have to press charges against you, as representatives of the major record companies of America. Yours Faithfully, The RIAA
This letter of course created tons of drama and made everybody at What.cd delete their account and move to waffles. What.cd admins are still RAGED over this.
Users
Waffles.fm is inhabited mainly by hyperactive retards. One particular retard who goes by the name of mutescream claims to be one of the smartest individuals in the world. However, his constant inability to construct coherent sentences blatantly contradicts his claims of inhuman intelligence.
The forums are populated by psychotic moderators who are complete assholes to anyone who doesn't suck up to them. They enjoy going on power trips and masturbating by themselves in their rooms.
Another Waffles.fm wanker named DiMO constantly claims to be one of the world's richest people. He IRCs 24/7 from his mansion that is (presumably) located somewhere in Hollywood and spends his nights getting mad pussy. Or so he would have you believe.
There is also a fag that uses the nick of Ratti, whose most notable achievement is kicking himself out of an irc channel for being gay, something which he has done more than once.
The channel does have one notableTroll (well it did, until he got banned for it), however, named battleof1812. This user consistently displays an inability to interpret even the most basic forms of data and statistics presented to him, despite the claims made on his part to be a forensic pathologist. Perhaps such incompetence would explain why he is not performing medical procedures on living people, as they would likely sue him for malpractice. Such chutzpah is very commonly seen in IRC channels. His profound contradictions are sometimes misconstrued as reality, but, as any reasonably intelligent being will recognize, they are merely words that should be treated as something to be mocked as often as humanly possible.
Waffles.fm users are good at math:
| —Waffles handle: josh |
Wannabe Users
Those who want Invites but never will
- Furries
- 93% of former Oink members.
- Everybody on irc.p2p-network.net #invitebegging
- Allan Ellis
|OldDirtyBtardExchanged sexual favors for invite.- Any other ED admin unless they ask nicely. I'll give!
- Your mom
See Also
External Links
- 14 Year Old Script Kiddie Sends What.CD Users Bogus RIAA Warning Letter
- What to use instead of Oink.
- When Pigs Fly: The Death of Oink, the Birth of Dissent, and a Brief History of Record Industry Suicide.
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