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I have theoretically managed to break the speed of light,
Scaling this back up to the Universal scale, I have covered the entire Universe in a matter of seconds, breaking the speed of light several millionfold. Why are all these scientists making such a big fuss about this faster-than-light travel business?
Incidentally, I did not encounter any alien races out there apart from a big spider on my lampshade, which when scaled back up to Universal standards took up the space of five whole galaxies.
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