Boob products?! Yes, this is an article about fun boob gadgets and products. If you are too young or too prudish to handle this, go and read something else.
Love boobs? I certainly do. Love them. Love them. Love them.
If I could, I would spend all of my days lounging around under a palm tree, eating fried chicken breasts and playing with boobs.
Sadly, life is not like that. It's hard for a man to spend his whole day surrounded by boobs... since by boobs, I don't mean the idiots I work and live with.
So, to make life more enjoyable for my fellow men, I came up with the brilliant idea of finding the way that a man could play with breasts all day long and still get stuff done.
So here are my picks for the 10 Fun Ways to Play with Boobs:
Merchant for these Booby Slippers says:
"These Boob Slippers are the perfect gift for someone who needs pampering, even yourself! Made from 100% polyester they are very comfortable and definitely the softest boobs I have ever felt! Slip your sore tired feet into these warm comfy slippers and relax." (Buy Boob Product)
Merchant for the Boob Shaped Remote Control product:
"With Removable Bikini Top For Channel Up & Down. Gives new meaning to the expression, "57 channels & nothing on!" Universal infrared remote with universal appeal. You'll quickly get a feel for its classic shape. Bikini top flips up to reveal unique channel up-and-down buttons. Flip down bottoms for number and re-set controls. Compatible with nearly every brand of TV, VCR, cable box and red-blooded male ever made." (Buy Boob Product via Sluch and CoolestGadgets)
Merchant for this ChestRest Mouse Pad product says:
"Studies have shown that proper use of ergonomics in the work place can significantly reduce the risk of bodily injury, including carpal tunnel. Currently, carpal tunnel accounts for 50% of work-related injury and a significant portion can be attributed to repetitive motion disorder caused by frequent mouse use. Wrist injury can be prevented or reduced by utilizing a properly designed ergonomic mouse pad. [With the chest rest,] wrist is supported by the valley in between the two gelatin mounds. (Buy Boob Product via Amused)
I don't know what the merchant is saying since I can't read Japanese. But according to Gizmodo:
"Now not only can you have a Busty Mousepad, you can have a busty mouse to go along with it. The mouse has two buttons and a scrollwheel—which part of a woman's anatomy is that—and costs only $4.99 (1000 Yen). Though, the breasts look more like eyeballs than breasts, so it's not that erotic. (See Boob Product)
Merchant for this Boob Shaped Egg Fryer product says:
The boob egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine! Just right for that special breakfast!! How about serving up a boobie burger or a pair of pert pancake boobs...Erotic and eggciting!" (Buy Boob Product)
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by Anonymous (not verified)
so is that mouse a "tit
so is that mouse a "tit mouse" sorry bad pun
by admin
Wrists?
Really?
by Anonymous (not verified)
i really like that boob
i really like that boob mouse pad.
by Gloria Campos
What about the women?
What about the women? Is there a hairy chest pillow, a firm butt chair....?
by Anonymous (not verified)
you forgot the boobie ice
you forgot the boobie ice cube trays!
by Raluca (not verified)
Nice
Really nice. I have some boobie gadgets on my blog but here are more :)
by Siberlee (not verified)
Way too funny
LOL and I thought I had an obsession with boobs!
by Michelle
Is there a link for boobie
Is there a link for boobie ice?
by Anonymous (not verified)
boobs...
i have to admit i love boobs....but the real ones..
by Anonymous (not verified)
(No subject)
by Anonymous (not verified)
feel mine
You can feel mine. I wish someone would
by adrianx (not verified)
LOL
LOL
by Mike (not verified)
Boobie Mousepads!@
Here are their American "counterparts" http://myspace.com/boobiemousepads !
by ScottR (not verified)
The History of Boobs
I enjoyed this piece a lot! I am a big fan of boobs, but feel no self-respecting boob lover should go through life without knowing the history of boobs. Hence, I have posted an extensive history on my site here: http://www.dribbleglass.com/boobs
by Anonymous (not verified)
a bit rude but ok boobs are
a bit rude but ok boobs are so not fun there just what woman eat for breakfast
by Blogs' Magic (not verified)
i loved the shower
i loved the shower one..!!
by Anonymous (not verified)
this rox :-)
this rox
:-)
by Anonymous (not verified)
Where's the tit mouse for the big hands?
How do you get any work done with those mouse pads?
by Kin (not verified)
The shower
The shower dispenser.
Ha.
HA.
by Anonymous (not verified)
big boobs, spinners, and gargoyles
You know it's the next big thing.
by Anonymous
booby pictures
Dear why waste time with Pllows try something harder.........................
by Anonymous
boob
boobs are sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
by Anonymous
N.I.C.E
N.I.C.E
by Anonymous
blabla
exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
by Anonymous
a tit mouse is a type of
a tit mouse is a type of bird... stupid
by Anonymous
If you have a obsession with
If you have a obsession with boobs like me, play the game Erica 1, a women lifts up her shirt, SEXY!
by Anonymous
seal
awsumm....................................
by Anonymous
Very interesting!
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by Anonymous
boobs
where is the real boobs ?
by Anonymous
sexy
so i need boobs
by Anonymous
hot
TOUCH ME? SO I KAN GET MY SATISFACTION
by Persian_Gulf
It's a woman's world :-)
Who says it's a man's world? it's a woman's world because these are Boobs which are ruling the world not the ..... (heehee ;-)
by Anonymous
hairy chest...pillow
mmm, hey gloria now thats an idea,mikegranados62@hotmail
by Anonymous
HOT... SEXY...BOOBS...
TO BE HONEST I LOVE BOOBS.
SO....... TOUCH MY BOOBS!!!
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD!!!
ANYWAYS I LIKE THE MOUSE PADS!!!
L LOVE MY HOT SEEEEEXXXXXXYYYYY BIG FAT JUICY BOOBS!!!
by Anonymous
be carefull what u wish for!
there is a lot of people out there that would be pleased to accomadate you ray
by Anonymous
What about the women?
To be fair, they should make a mouse pad with a wrist-rest shaped like a man's ass.
by Anonymous
yea me too
yea me too
by Anonymous
What about the women?
u gals have boobs. and lots of times are selfish and wont share !!
by Anonymous
can I?
can I?
by Anonymous
salud
send me a photo of yours boob
by Anonymous
sexy photo......
send me a picture of your sexy boobs.
just boobs.
by Anonymous
boobs
can i feel your boobs please!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous
can this be wat i want?
OMG wat an awsum site!!! i love the boob remote!!!!im gonna get one but wat wud be better wud be to actually feel real ones!!!
by Anonymous
boobs
boobs are aven
by Anonymous
boobs
they are sexy!!!
by Anonymous
stupid
this is dumb
by Anonymous
female playthings
In Hollywood years ago, I attended a party thrown by a new photo lab. In the back room, they had an aluminum keg of beer with a block of dry ice sitting atop it. Two girls, perhaps a little bored, carved a mold into the block of frozen CO2, placed a cocktail toothpick in it and filled it with beer. Someone then announced triumphantly to all of us present, “Hey, they are making “cock-sickles” in the back room!”
by Anonymous
boob
anyone like tits? not a big fan of boobs but i sure enjoy tits
by Anonymous
I concur!
Cool!
by Anonymous
yeah!
yeah, they're sexy!