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15 Strange and Bizarre Gifts For The Weirdos In Your Life

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Know someone hard to shop for? Are you sick of looking for something they'll actually like? Why not try something sure to confuse them instead? These 15 strange goodies will be great ways to throw off the preconcieved gift ideas people already expect from you.

Weird Gift 1:
Squirrel Feet Earrings

Know someone completely morbid? Maybe someone who hates rodents? Well, I'm sure there's someone on yourlist who would like genuine, freeze-dried squirrel feet earings. Please don't ask me where they get the feet, I sincerely don't want to know. Of course, if you do buy these for someone, you might want to make sure you don't spend too much time with them afterwards. After all, buying earrings for someone doesn't mean you ever want to be seen with the person wearing them.

 

Weird Gift 2:
Fetus Cookie Cutter

Who doesn't love eating fetuses? Oh yeah, pretty much everybody. But for the handful of weirdos who love them, be it weird punk rockers or pro-life fanatics, this fetus cookie cutter is just what the clinic doctor ordered. It's only $10, making it the perfect price for any total weirdo in your life.



Weird Gift 3:
LED Xmas Tree or Menorah

Here's a great way to merge old Christmas traditions with modern day technology. Just pop a battery into this cute little LED Christmas tree and watch the motherboard light up its lovely flashing LED lights. It may be a little small to put presents under, but with the recession this year, that may be all the space you need. The LED Menorah is also pretty cool.

 

 

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Dec 12, 2008
by John P. Barker
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This Rocks!

What a great article!  I love many of these items just because they're so.... non-PC, I guess.   I mean, come on.... a fetus cookie cutter!  That's awesome!  LOL.

Dec 16, 2008
by Anonymous

Haha

They sell those smoking umbrellas in my tobbacconist.

And, I have a female-peeing-upright device, but mine's called a she-wee.

I go camping alot, and like festivals, and sometimes get so wasted finding somewhere good to squat is near impossible.

I like the earrings, and I think my boyfriend actually would like the enema pin.

The kiddie tattoos and spider are lame.

Funny read though.

Dec 16, 2008
by Anonymous

Just bought the spider for

Just bought the spider for my son.... it was the tackyist thing we could find.

Dec 17, 2008
by Anonymous

I love the P-mate!!! And I

I love the P-mate!!! And I want one!! I don't think is weird, I think is practical...

Dec 17, 2008
by Anonymous

People are twisted, I like it.

This is a cool page. I'll come back and look again

Dec 17, 2008
by Anonymous

Enema bag...

There is no such thing as an enema bag, that is a Calostame bag! GROSS!

Dec 17, 2008
by Anonymous

Very cool

These are freakin' awesome!!! Where could I find the umbrella...do they sell it in stores in Canada somewhere? I definitely want a couple of those as gifts for Christmas.

Dec 17, 2008
by Anonymous

enema bag

I'm a nurse. I have given enemas. There are bags. We consider them enema bags. Also, colostomy. Learn how to spell.

Dec 17, 2008
by Anonymous

Make that 16 gifts

You left out this one: www.youchum.com

Dec 17, 2008
by Anonymous

\\//,

You cite "live long and prosper" as a hand-signal that the device is capable of, but it's nowhere on the diagram.

Dec 17, 2008
by Anonymous

Ssspppffftt

Ssspppffftt

Dec 17, 2008
by Anonymous

Nothing

Nothing, best. gift. ever.

Dec 17, 2008
by Anonymous

Learn your English, they're,

Learn your English, they're, their, there.

They're enema bags.

Dec 18, 2008
by Anonymous

Learn your english idiot

That persons use of there is correct. There are bags is a proper sentence. Before you talk crap you might want to check yourself.

Dec 18, 2008
by Anonymous

http://inventorspot.com/articles/15_strange_funny_weird_bizarre_

i might need some of those fundies lol :)

Dec 18, 2008
by Anonymous

wat u sed

wat u sed was written wrong!!! duhhh STUPID

Dec 18, 2008
by Anonymous

There are bags is a proper

There are bags is a proper sentence, but in this context, it's incorrect and confusing. They're bags is correct. They're being a contraction of they are.

Dec 18, 2008
by Anonymous

Why

Why would pro-life fanatics eat fetuses? Wouldn't it be pro-choice?

Dec 18, 2008
by Anonymous

There are bags.

The nurse was stating that there are bags that are used to contain the waste material that is produced from an enema and that she and the hospital staff considers those bags to be enema bags. She also could have stated that they are enema bags, but note that she said 'We *consider* them [to be] enema bags'. Which means that although those bags may not be labeled officially as enema bags they are only considered that. The order in which she gave the information also influences which "they're, there, their" she used as is seen the previous sentence. I had to refer back to the bags (the antecedent noun in the sentence) and since we are talking about a property concerning the name of the bags we would consider the bags to be a personal noun and had to therefore use a pronoun as a substitute for the clearly understood noun, the bags. Otherwise, it would be almost tongue-tying to repeat the same noun over and over again (also seen in the constant repetition of "the bags") .

Perhaps a clearer example would be to conveyed by the following statements: There is a car. It is red. There are cars. They are not all red. That couple owns that car. Their car is blue. Any car that is new on the lot is not red. They're green.

Note: When brackets [] are used it means that the current writer/author (not the original writer/author) has inserted their own words to clarify something or for any number of other reasons. In this case it was because I felt that the sentence lost some context when quoted.

One final note. In trying to explain this matter in a non-abrasive or negative manner I may have very well made several mistakes myself. Instead of vehemently attacking other people and whether they have a mastery over the English language perhaps it would be better to note the error and propose to look up the information and leave pointers to that information or suggest that the person may want to look up such information themselves and do so in a constructive and caring manner. This approach to comments may add a nominal amount of effort on the part of the person commenting, but in the full scope of things this very concept would do a lot to guide our species (humans) towards a better understanding of each other and an enriched form of communication.

Dec 18, 2008
by Anonymous

Wow.

I am an English major, and even I think you need to get a life, there are bags! It's a bloody comment board! (Waiting for annoying lecture on the usage of slang.)

Dec 18, 2008
by Anonymous

im proud to say i have the

im proud to say i have the tatoo maker.
bought it for a dollar at a garage sale.

=D

Dec 18, 2008
by Anonymous

arrr

hahaha i love the hand gesture one

www.aguilas.wordpress.com

Dec 18, 2008
by Anonymous

Grammar Police

They're taking the internets to seriously.....

All your base belong to me!

Now run along!

Dec 18, 2008
by Anonymous

I enjoy the idiots posting

I enjoy the idiots posting comments more the the gifts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 19, 2008
by Anonymous

i enjoy the idiots who can't spell 'than'...

:P

Dec 19, 2008
by Anonymous

I think i'd actually enjoy

I think i'd actually enjoy most of these gifts!

Dec 19, 2008
by Anonymous

you... are... a little... odd....

wow. what a nice look on your face lol!

Dec 19, 2008
by Anonymous

bags?

what bags? where are the bags? their bags? theyre bags? dude, they are bags! hag.

Dec 19, 2008
by Anonymous

wow. i want to give a pee

wow. i want to give a pee mate to the bitch of a boss i have who thinks she is a man.

Dec 20, 2008
by Anonymous

wahooo

That is what I am talking about I flunked 11th and 12th grade english and yet I have a respectable job and can hold my own in a conversation but I am proud of the lesson that I have learned today and it makes me smile to see how seriously people can be about whatever their they're there passions might be, (sorry what sure which there to use) HE HE
Muwhahahahahhahahhaha

Dec 20, 2008
by Anonymous

grammar

Finally!- a proper answer!

Dec 21, 2008
by Anonymous

P Mate

That is the best thing for woman since the sanitary napkin!!!!! No more nasty toilet seats!!!!! Stand up ladies and piss on your enemy's leg!!!!

Dec 21, 2008
by Anonymous

Don't know bout you guys

But I'm definitely buying some fundies for my Christmas season ;)

Dec 21, 2008
by Anonymous

I loved the idea of giving

I loved the idea of giving people nothing. Haha. Certainly a lot different from the ideas on my holiday list.

Top 10 X-Mas Gifts you can Order in your Underwear

Dec 23, 2008
by Anonymous

its "too" seriously!

It's said as too seriously, not to seriously

Dec 23, 2008
by Anonymous

finally!

I've been looking for road kill jewelry for a while now. The squirrel earings are JUST what i need.

~giggle~

Dec 23, 2008
by Anonymous

Enema bag

It's spelled colostomy, dumbass

Dec 23, 2008
by Anonymous

lmao

fundies and p-mate almost made me cry, thats how funny i found them.

Dec 29, 2008
by Anonymous

Good One

Good collection of gifts... and the enema bag is eukes

Dec 29, 2008
by Anonymous

The comment is only

The comment is only confusing if you're a doofus. (Note I use the correct you're as opposed to your.)

Dec 30, 2008
by Anonymous

RE:There are bags.

you're are loser if you write 4 paragraphs on there vs they’re

Dec 31, 2008
by Anonymous

Bags

Rofl. people are fun :)

Jan 1, 2009
by Anonymous

Re: ..

The "enema bags" are not used to catch the waste produced by the enema. They're used to hold the actual enema fluids while they're being placed in the patient. They hang from an IV pole about 18 inches above the patient while they're being instilled. The patient is then allowed to go to the restroom or get on a bed pan to catch the waste.

Jan 5, 2009
by Anonymous

Wrong

That is, in fact, an enema bag. A "colostomy" bag is for those who (for whatever reason) cannot use their entire GI tract and the system is diverted, not through the rectum as displayed here, but often through the stomach.

Jan 16, 2009
by Anonymous

Way to much information

Way to much information dude...ewww no!

Jan 30, 2009
by Anonymous

i think a couple of the

i think a couple of the people who have commented on this board are in serious need of an enema themselves.

i really like the cigarette umbrella!!!!!! that rocks, the handle should be electrically heated too, to keep your hands warm.

Feb 1, 2009
by Anonymous

New or ...

The amazon.com link for Fundies shows them on sale for $7.89, and adds "2 used & new available from $6.95". I think I'd rather pay full price.

Feb 6, 2009
by Anonymous

re re

nice try, but there are is correct...."they're" would be they are....

Feb 12, 2009
by Anonymous

the chumbucket

check out www.youchum.com It's a great bowl for eating. My girlfriend got me one and I love it.

Feb 23, 2009
by Anonymous

Assbag

"Then they're sure to love this GR8 TaT2 Maker toy that will train them for their future jobs requiring no education or real life experience."

Most tattoo artists would throw you a blanket party for saying this.

Tattooing is one of the last standing professions where knowledge is passed on from mentor to apprentice. There's a tremendous amount of education and experience required to be a successful tattoo artist,

The industry has become more and more reputable over the years and some tattoo artists are great parents and its cute that they get their kids into tattoos.


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