Know someone hard to shop for? Are you sick of looking for something they'll actually like? Why not try something sure to confuse them instead? These 15 strange goodies will be great ways to throw off the preconcieved gift ideas people already expect from you.
Know someone completely morbid? Maybe someone who hates rodents? Well, I'm sure there's someone on yourlist who would like genuine, freeze-dried squirrel feet earings. Please don't ask me where they get the feet, I sincerely don't want to know. Of course, if you do buy these for someone, you might want to make sure you don't spend too much time with them afterwards. After all, buying earrings for someone doesn't mean you ever want to be seen with the person wearing them.
Who doesn't love eating fetuses? Oh yeah, pretty much everybody. But for the handful of weirdos who love them, be it weird punk rockers or pro-life fanatics, this fetus cookie cutter is just what the clinic doctor ordered. It's only $10, making it the perfect price for any total weirdo in your life.
Here's a great way to merge old Christmas traditions with modern day technology. Just pop a battery into this cute little LED Christmas tree and watch the motherboard light up its lovely flashing LED lights. It may be a little small to put presents under, but with the recession this year, that may be all the space you need. The LED Menorah is also pretty cool.
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This Rocks!
What a great article! I love many of these items just because they're so.... non-PC, I guess. I mean, come on.... a fetus cookie cutter! That's awesome! LOL.
by Anonymous
Haha
They sell those smoking umbrellas in my tobbacconist.
And, I have a female-peeing-upright device, but mine's called a she-wee.
I go camping alot, and like festivals, and sometimes get so wasted finding somewhere good to squat is near impossible.
I like the earrings, and I think my boyfriend actually would like the enema pin.
The kiddie tattoos and spider are lame.
Funny read though.
by Anonymous
Just bought the spider for
Just bought the spider for my son.... it was the tackyist thing we could find.
by Anonymous
I love the P-mate!!! And I
I love the P-mate!!! And I want one!! I don't think is weird, I think is practical...
by Anonymous
People are twisted, I like it.
This is a cool page. I'll come back and look again
by Anonymous
Enema bag...
There is no such thing as an enema bag, that is a Calostame bag! GROSS!
by Anonymous
Very cool
These are freakin' awesome!!! Where could I find the umbrella...do they sell it in stores in Canada somewhere? I definitely want a couple of those as gifts for Christmas.
by Anonymous
enema bag
I'm a nurse. I have given enemas. There are bags. We consider them enema bags. Also, colostomy. Learn how to spell.
by Anonymous
Make that 16 gifts
You left out this one: www.youchum.com
by Anonymous
\\//,
You cite "live long and prosper" as a hand-signal that the device is capable of, but it's nowhere on the diagram.
by Anonymous
Ssspppffftt
Ssspppffftt
by Anonymous
Nothing
Nothing, best. gift. ever.
by Anonymous
Learn your English, they're,
Learn your English, they're, their, there.
They're enema bags.
by Anonymous
Learn your english idiot
That persons use of there is correct. There are bags is a proper sentence. Before you talk crap you might want to check yourself.
by Anonymous
http://inventorspot.com/articles/15_strange_funny_weird_bizarre_
i might need some of those fundies lol :)
by Anonymous
wat u sed
wat u sed was written wrong!!! duhhh STUPID
by Anonymous
There are bags is a proper
There are bags is a proper sentence, but in this context, it's incorrect and confusing. They're bags is correct. They're being a contraction of they are.
by Anonymous
Why
Why would pro-life fanatics eat fetuses? Wouldn't it be pro-choice?
by Anonymous
There are bags.
The nurse was stating that there are bags that are used to contain the waste material that is produced from an enema and that she and the hospital staff considers those bags to be enema bags. She also could have stated that they are enema bags, but note that she said 'We *consider* them [to be] enema bags'. Which means that although those bags may not be labeled officially as enema bags they are only considered that. The order in which she gave the information also influences which "they're, there, their" she used as is seen the previous sentence. I had to refer back to the bags (the antecedent noun in the sentence) and since we are talking about a property concerning the name of the bags we would consider the bags to be a personal noun and had to therefore use a pronoun as a substitute for the clearly understood noun, the bags. Otherwise, it would be almost tongue-tying to repeat the same noun over and over again (also seen in the constant repetition of "the bags") .
Perhaps a clearer example would be to conveyed by the following statements: There is a car. It is red. There are cars. They are not all red. That couple owns that car. Their car is blue. Any car that is new on the lot is not red. They're green.
Note: When brackets [] are used it means that the current writer/author (not the original writer/author) has inserted their own words to clarify something or for any number of other reasons. In this case it was because I felt that the sentence lost some context when quoted.
One final note. In trying to explain this matter in a non-abrasive or negative manner I may have very well made several mistakes myself. Instead of vehemently attacking other people and whether they have a mastery over the English language perhaps it would be better to note the error and propose to look up the information and leave pointers to that information or suggest that the person may want to look up such information themselves and do so in a constructive and caring manner. This approach to comments may add a nominal amount of effort on the part of the person commenting, but in the full scope of things this very concept would do a lot to guide our species (humans) towards a better understanding of each other and an enriched form of communication.
by Anonymous
Wow.
I am an English major, and even I think you need to get a life, there are bags! It's a bloody comment board! (Waiting for annoying lecture on the usage of slang.)
by Anonymous
im proud to say i have the
im proud to say i have the tatoo maker.
bought it for a dollar at a garage sale.
=D
by Anonymous
arrr
hahaha i love the hand gesture one
www.aguilas.wordpress.com
by Anonymous
Grammar Police
They're taking the internets to seriously.....
All your base belong to me!
Now run along!
by Anonymous
I enjoy the idiots posting
I enjoy the idiots posting comments more the the gifts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous
i enjoy the idiots who can't spell 'than'...
:P
by Anonymous
I think i'd actually enjoy
I think i'd actually enjoy most of these gifts!
by Anonymous
you... are... a little... odd....
wow. what a nice look on your face lol!
by Anonymous
bags?
what bags? where are the bags? their bags? theyre bags? dude, they are bags! hag.
by Anonymous
wow. i want to give a pee
wow. i want to give a pee mate to the bitch of a boss i have who thinks she is a man.
by Anonymous
wahooo
That is what I am talking about I flunked 11th and 12th grade english and yet I have a respectable job and can hold my own in a conversation but I am proud of the lesson that I have learned today and it makes me smile to see how seriously people can be about whatever their they're there passions might be, (sorry what sure which there to use) HE HE
Muwhahahahahhahahhaha
by Anonymous
grammar
Finally!- a proper answer!
by Anonymous
P Mate
That is the best thing for woman since the sanitary napkin!!!!! No more nasty toilet seats!!!!! Stand up ladies and piss on your enemy's leg!!!!
by Anonymous
Don't know bout you guys
But I'm definitely buying some fundies for my Christmas season ;)
by Anonymous
I loved the idea of giving
I loved the idea of giving people nothing. Haha. Certainly a lot different from the ideas on my holiday list.
Top 10 X-Mas Gifts you can Order in your Underwear
by Anonymous
its "too" seriously!
It's said as too seriously, not to seriously
by Anonymous
finally!
I've been looking for road kill jewelry for a while now. The squirrel earings are JUST what i need.
~giggle~
by Anonymous
Enema bag
It's spelled colostomy, dumbass
by Anonymous
lmao
fundies and p-mate almost made me cry, thats how funny i found them.
by Anonymous
Good One
Good collection of gifts... and the enema bag is eukes
by Anonymous
The comment is only
The comment is only confusing if you're a doofus. (Note I use the correct you're as opposed to your.)
by Anonymous
RE:There are bags.
you're are loser if you write 4 paragraphs on there vs they’re
by Anonymous
Bags
Rofl. people are fun :)
by Anonymous
Re: ..
The "enema bags" are not used to catch the waste produced by the enema. They're used to hold the actual enema fluids while they're being placed in the patient. They hang from an IV pole about 18 inches above the patient while they're being instilled. The patient is then allowed to go to the restroom or get on a bed pan to catch the waste.
by Anonymous
Wrong
That is, in fact, an enema bag. A "colostomy" bag is for those who (for whatever reason) cannot use their entire GI tract and the system is diverted, not through the rectum as displayed here, but often through the stomach.
by Anonymous
Way to much information
Way to much information dude...ewww no!
by Anonymous
i think a couple of the
i think a couple of the people who have commented on this board are in serious need of an enema themselves.
i really like the cigarette umbrella!!!!!! that rocks, the handle should be electrically heated too, to keep your hands warm.
by Anonymous
New or ...
The amazon.com link for Fundies shows them on sale for $7.89, and adds "2 used & new available from $6.95". I think I'd rather pay full price.
by Anonymous
re re
nice try, but there are is correct...."they're" would be they are....
by Anonymous
the chumbucket
check out www.youchum.com It's a great bowl for eating. My girlfriend got me one and I love it.
by Anonymous
Assbag
"Then they're sure to love this GR8 TaT2 Maker toy that will train them for their future jobs requiring no education or real life experience."
Most tattoo artists would throw you a blanket party for saying this.
Tattooing is one of the last standing professions where knowledge is passed on from mentor to apprentice. There's a tremendous amount of education and experience required to be a successful tattoo artist,
The industry has become more and more reputable over the years and some tattoo artists are great parents and its cute that they get their kids into tattoos.