Showtime Next: February 16, 2010

7:00AM
The Dog Problem
Nearly broke after a year of expensive, frustratingly cryptic psychotherapy, a troubled Los Angeles resident named Solo Harrington (Giovanni Ribisi) decides to get a dog but encounters a bizarre series of eccentric characters in his quest to do so. Writer, director and costar Scott Caan's sophomore film also features Lynn Collins, Mena Suvari, Don Cheadle and Kevin Corrigan.
8:30AM
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
This wacky satire of teen horror spoofs every convention of its vapid genre with broadly funny style, following the efforts of a high school principal (Coolio) and a TV reporter (Tiffani Amber Thiessen) to uncover the truth about a series of slayings on campus. Tom Arnold, Shirley Jones and Jimmie Walker costar in this delightfully absurd lampoon.
10:00AM
Rat Race
An eccentric casino owner (John Cleese) pits six teams against each other in a dash across the desert to a locker stuffed with $2 million in this madcap comedy. Among the racers: a narcoleptic Italian (Rowan Atkinson), an uptight politician (Breckin Meyer), a daredevil pilot (Amy Smart), a just-reunited mother and daughter (Whoopi Goldberg and Lanei Chapman), a greedy family man (Jon Lovitz), dimwitted brothers (Seth Green and Vince Vieluf), and a disgraced NFL ref (Cuba Gooding Jr.).
12:00PM
The Breed
A boatload of fun-loving college students decamp to an uninhabited island for a weekend frolic but end up fighting for their lives against the island's only residents: a pack of genetically altered, highly intelligent dogs. Oliver Hudson, Michelle Rodriguez, Taryn Manning and Eric Lively star in this effective chiller from producer Wes Craven.
1:35PM
The Dog Problem
Nearly broke after a year of expensive, frustratingly cryptic psychotherapy, a troubled Los Angeles resident named Solo Harrington (Giovanni Ribisi) decides to get a dog but encounters a bizarre series of eccentric characters in his quest to do so. Writer, director and costar Scott Caan's sophomore film also features Lynn Collins, Mena Suvari, Don Cheadle and Kevin Corrigan.
3:05PM
Careless
An inquisitive bookstore clerk who is also an armchair detective can't resist snooping around to find the owner of a severed finger he has discovered on his kitchen floor in this quirky comedy starring Colin Hanks, Tony Shalhoub and Rachel Blanchard.
4:35PM
Impostor
Gary Sinise ("Forrest Gump," "Truman") stars in this science fiction adventure as Spencer Olham, a government scientist of the future whose top-secret weapon could help humanity turn the tide of a losing war against invading aliens - until a dogged investigator (Vincent D'Onofrio) becomes convinced that Spencer is an enemy agent in disguise. Madeleine Stowe costars in this pulse-pounding futuristic thriller based on a story by Philip K. Dick ("Blade Runner," "Minority Report").
6:10PM
Stateside
A troubled teenager (Jonathan Tucker) who escapes prosecution for a drunk-driving accident by enlisting in the Marine Corps finds true love with a famous singer and actress (Rachael Leigh Cook) whose career is jeopardized by her worsening mental illness. Loosely based on a true story, writer/director Reverge Anselmo's drama costars Carrie Fisher, Val Kilmer, Agnes Bruckner, Diane Venora, Joe Mantegna and Ed Begley Jr.
8:00PM
Trinity - 106
In episode 106, a deceased student's lover begins to think the death was not a suicide but a murder and faces grim consequences for refusing to strike a deal for his silence.
9:00PM
Dana Gould: Let Me Put My Thoughts in You
Standup comedian and "Simpsons" writer Dana Gould projects his hilarious musings into the willing minds of viewers with this all-new smorgasbord of hilarity.
10:00PM
Pauly Shore and Friends
Pauly Shore hosts this gathering of his comedian friends at the 2009 LOL Comedy Festival. Performers include "Last Comic Standing" winner Iliza Shlesinger with Steve Rannazzisi, Carl LaBove and Sammy Shore.
11:00PM
Jeff Garcia's Ten Dollar Ticket
Jeff Garcia, Bruce Jingles and Rene Garcia take to the stage in this hilarious stand up comedy special and give their comedic takes on race, the dating scene and the differences between how white and Hispanic men fight.
12:00AM
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
This wacky satire of teen horror spoofs every convention of its vapid genre with broadly funny style, following the efforts of a high school principal (Coolio) and a TV reporter (Tiffani Amber Thiessen) to uncover the truth about a series of slayings on campus. Tom Arnold, Shirley Jones and Jimmie Walker costar in this delightfully absurd lampoon.
1:30AM
Ninja Cheerleaders
Three college students conceal triple identities as cheerleaders, strippers and Ninja assassins while trying to rescue their kidnapped sensei from the Mob in this tongue-in-cheek action comedy starring Trishelle Cannatella, Ginny Weirick, Maitland McConnell, George Takei and Michael Pare.
3:00AM
Impostor
Gary Sinise ("Forrest Gump," "Truman") stars in this science fiction adventure as Spencer Olham, a government scientist of the future whose top-secret weapon could help humanity turn the tide of a losing war against invading aliens - until a dogged investigator (Vincent D'Onofrio) becomes convinced that Spencer is an enemy agent in disguise. Madeleine Stowe costars in this pulse-pounding futuristic thriller based on a story by Philip K. Dick ("Blade Runner," "Minority Report").
4:40AM
Careless
An inquisitive bookstore clerk who is also an armchair detective can't resist snooping around to find the owner of a severed finger he has discovered on his kitchen floor in this quirky comedy starring Colin Hanks, Tony Shalhoub and Rachel Blanchard.

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