Showtime: March 25, 2010

7:30AM
The Longshots
A former high school football star gets his self-respect back when he lands a job coaching the local Pop Warner team with his athletically gifted niece as quarterback. Ice Cube stars in this sports comedy with Keke Palmer and Dash Mihok.
9:15AM
De-Lovely
Kevin Kline stars in this acclaimed biography of famed songwriter Cole Porter, whose rise to fame and fortune coincides with his marriage to Linda Thomas (Ashley Judd), a woman who will love him for life despite knowing that her husband is gay. Jonathan Pryce costars in this Golden Globe-nominated musical drama that also features appearances from several real-life musicians such as Elvis Costello and Alanis Morissette.
11:30AM
Lymelife
Filmmaking brothers Dereck and Steven Martini ("Smiling Fish and Goat on Fire") created this independent comedy-drama about a Long Island teenager in the 1970s who observes as two families implode thanks to real estate, tangled romances, and Lyme Disease. Emma Roberts, Rory and Kieran Culkin, Alec Baldwin, Jill Hennessy, Timothy Hutton and Cynthia Nixon star.
1:15PM
Lower Learning
A corrupt elementary school principal who has been skimming money and training his students to be his own personal domestic staff is about to get his comeuppance from an idealistic, fed-up vice principal and a beautiful school inspector in this outrageous comedy starring Rob Corddry, Jason Biggs, Eva Longoria Parker, Monica Potter and Will Sasso.
3:00PM
Dr. T & The Women
Director Robert Altman's ("Gosford Park") comic portrait of a Dallas gynecologist nicknamed Dr. T (Richard Gere), whose career couldn't be better while his personal life falls apart. When his beloved wife (Farrah Fawcett) is hospitalized with a hopeless mental breakdown, Dr. T finds solace in the arms of a golf pro (Helen Hunt) while his cheerleader daughter (Kate Hudson) grapples with her own romantic problem: she's soon to be married but in love with another woman (Liv Tyler). Janine Turner, Tara Reid, Shelley Long and Laura Dern costar.
5:05PM
The Longshots
A former high school football star gets his self-respect back when he lands a job coaching the local Pop Warner team with his athletically gifted niece as quarterback. Ice Cube stars in this sports comedy with Keke Palmer and Dash Mihok.
7:00PM
Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys
Alfre Woodard and Kathy Bates are the matriarchs of two completely different families - one white, the other black; one rich, the other working class - who become best friends despite the odds against them in this comedy-drama from writer, director and costar Tyler Perry. Sanaa Lathan and Rockmond Dunbar also star with Cole Hauser.
9:00PM
Soul Men
Estranged backup singers reluctantly embark on a trip to New York where they are to perform in honor of their late band leader, but long-simmering resentments and grudges threaten to scuttle their reunion in this comedy drama starring Samuel L. Jackson and Bernie Mac with Jennifer Coolidge, Sean Hayes and Mike Epps.
11:00PM
Nurse Jackie: Comfort Food
In episode 201, the second season premiere, Jackie has rejected Eddie and tries to recommit to her family, but a formal complaint lodged against her by Coop, a narcotics shortage, and Eddie's overdose threaten to drive her over the edge.
11:30PM
United States Of Tara: Yes
In episode 201, the second season premiere, a shocking event in the Gregsons' neighborhood changes their lives and opens their door on Tara's family secrets.
11:55PM
Why We Laugh
Filmmakers Robert Townsend and Quincy Newell examine the history of African-American comedy from the black face "minstrel shows" of a bygone age to the politically and socially charged humor of Richard Pryor and Dick Gregory, to the corporate-influenced Def Jams and Comedy Kings that dominate today. Featuring a lineup of scholars, politicians, critics and comedy legends including Bill Cosby, Chris Rock, Keenan Ivory Wayans and Eddie Griffin, this documentary is inspired by author Darryl Littleton's book "Black Comedians on Black Comedy."
1:25AM
Paul Mooney: It's the End of the World!
Scathingly funny, unafraid-to-offend comedian Paul Mooney of "In Living Color" and "Chappelle's Show" fame returns to the standup stage for a new showcase of hilarious material.
2:25AM
Replicant
Scientists clone a serial killer in an attempt to gain insight and assistance in capturing the maniac in this sci-fi thriller starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael Rooker and Catherine Dent.
4:05AM
Professional, The (1994)
A shy hit man (Jean Reno) reluctantly teaches his grim trade to a 12-year-old neighbor (Natalie Portman) whose family has been slaughtered by a deranged narcotics agent (Gary Oldman) in this classic action thriller from director Luc Besson ("La Femme Nikita").
5:55AM
Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys
Alfre Woodard and Kathy Bates are the matriarchs of two completely different families - one white, the other black; one rich, the other working class - who become best friends despite the odds against them in this comedy-drama from writer, director and costar Tyler Perry. Sanaa Lathan and Rockmond Dunbar also star with Cole Hauser.

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