Or, if you'd like a more 'sophisticated' point of view, try:
Alice was reading the message on her monitor and beginning to suspect that everything was not as it should be.
"Program too big to fit in memory," it read...
" ... At first the people loved the DOSFISH, for he was the only one who could swim the PEA SEA. But the people soon grew tired of commanding his line, complained that he could be neither dragged nor dropped... And many of them left the PEA SEA, and went off in search of the MAGIC APPLE. ... "
" ... In the beginning there was data. The data was without form and null, and darkness was upon the face of the console ... "