The SCP Foundation

I like this one, so only a few minor things:

In line with Sophos's and Sorts's comments, I might suggest that the victims should be able to hear the doll even if it's not actually there. That might make it less of an anomalous item and more of something that should be contained.

You use some phrases, like "Most females and some males", "most easily influenced", etc. that feel somewhat "soft" for a scientific report. I'd recommended giving specific figures, possibly prefixed with "roughly".

The only thing that really bugs me about this one is the sentence about the clorox really broke the flow of the article; I had to read it twice to get the sentence structure right, and even then it doesn't really have any content.

Also, "from █████████ knife" doesn't even make sense. What could possibly go in that blank that would make this sentence make sense AND be worthy of censoring? Along the same lines, is it really important to censor the dollar amount this doll imagined spending on surgeries (or even give a dollar amount)?

I'd upvote this if these got fixed. Overall, I'd say it's a good SCP.

This

Hey, you took my advice. I really do enjoy the concept, but you should replace some of the [REDACTED] with some actual stuff like "FATTY FATTY", "Guys don't like small lips" etc etc

and the best way to make sure that the next person is informed enough to make the connection is…. hmm…

oh, I know.

It's adding that information to the SCP file.

I liked this one, though I agree the tone needs some work. You have a lot of redactions, and while some of them work, a lot of them are just kind of superfluous and make it a harder read.

Also, I wouldn't describe it as having chew marks if the image you has doesn't have any.

I think that note was added back when 234 needed an army of women to worship it.

I rolled my eyes when I saw the Barbie doll after reading the "destroys self-esteem" title in the announcements thread.

I did this too, and then I downvoted. I can't tell if this was intentionally written to be such heavy handed Social Commentary! or if it just accidentally turned out that way. Try being creative next time.

If you were to write the whole thing up that would be a hell of a shaggy dog story.

I seem to recall the senior staff working on a non-wiki site that held copies of stable articles, what ever happened to that?

Tone needs improvement and personally, I think it's more of an anomlaous item than a SCP. I rolled my eyes when I saw the Barbie doll after reading the "destroys self-esteem" title in the announcements thread.

If all it does is insult the "owner" increasingly over time, you need something more than that.

In ways this one almost feels like a -J….and yet I somehow find myself liking it. I can't think of an object that's quite like this either, and the tone feels fine. So despite reservations I'm actually going to upvote this…

SCP-157, a doll that attacks your image and self-esteem in the most horrifying ways possible.

I finally got around to reworking this article and the interview log for some of the points you guys brought up, hope it's better for it.
Thanks goes to Scantron for helping me out with the Containment Procedures.

This has got to be the most contested article on the site 72 votes, and it's only at +4.

SCP-638 has demonstrated a form of memetic control over women, with the effect seeming to emanate passively from SCP-638 out to an estimated radius of twenty (20) meters.

This is not memetic.

Other than that, it's a nice mythology-based SCP. I do like the idea of certain myths and legends being inspired by SCPs.

I would imagine somebody would make sure the next person to take on the SCP would be informed about it and/or is informed enough to make the connection.

We should probably have some explicit admission that yes, there definitely appears to be some sort of connection to the Greek myth of Dionysus. The Foundation doesn't leave stuff implicit if it could be important, and knowing that this thing is not just metaphorically bacchanalian could be very important. What if the next person in charge of this creature doesn't make the connection?

Admit it, you love the idea of the one final soldier in the whole of site 19 backing away from 682, tripping over some rubble only to find his hand knocking against a small grey containment box.
The Dragon advances on him and, a desperate man without an option, he opens the box and swings it at the hideous monstrosity stalking toward him, hoping against hope that it's the cup of Deus Ex Machina 294 spat out the other day… a fucking spoon falls out.
Well, fuck. he thinks I'm dea- wait, what?
The giant acid-burnt mass of lizard flesh advances, dropping one clawed paw-hand on the spoon, reflexively grabbing at it and then the entire front half of the Foundation's hardest to contain SCP rears back in the air at a perfect 90 degree angle to its back.

some time later, in a conference room, site-345
05-XX: How did you do it son?
[NAME REDACTED]: I showed him my old spoon bending trick. Guess he didn't like it.

The comment about food is obvious.

Let's say you're a researcher studying this deadly spoon, and you've brought some food with you. What could be more convenient than reaching into the sealed containment case to grab the spoon so you can use it to eat your soup?

It's going to involve a ton of Flash, JavaScript, twelve different equally useless scripting languages, and moving away from Wikidot.