This page is not dedicated to those small, scrawny, puny, stick-boys like your Shawn Micheals' and Scott Halls. Instead this is a page dedicated to those men who are proud to show their vast expanse of wisdom and experience within the confines of spandex and leather. Yes, we are talking about nothing less than the....

The earth rumbled and children ran when this behemoth once prowled the confines of the squared circle. His opponents feared the day they awoke to find that they would be facing none other than Sycho Sid. A little over a year ago, he all but vanished off the face of the wrestling world. Well, he's back. And so is his front, as we can see in this shot. The only rumblings heard nowadays, is from his stomach, it seems. So, for the time being, we are proud to have Sid Eudy as a member of the Real Men of Wrestling. Welcome back, sid. Seconds?
Sid

George "The Animal" Steele		 Turnbuckle? Anyone? When George "The Animal" Steele enters the ring, no turnbucle is safe. For he is as sure to rip one apart and eat the stuffing, as DadKind is to ask for seconds on Thanksgiving.
The ultimate "Real Man". Someone who can put down the whole left side of the menu at The Paul Bunyan steak house and still ask for the dessert tray. Or should I say dessert wheel barrow. A man whose weight is measured not in pounds but on the Richter scale. This is the man to beat all men. Yokozuna
Yokozuna

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan		 The Washington Post March. A 2x4. A Real American Man! That is "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.
When you think of England, your mind jumps from Jaguar motorcars, to the monarchy, to horse racing. When you think of horse racing, you think of how horses are these huge animals standing on these little, thin, stick-like legs. Speaking of large fat animals that stand on little, thin, stick-like legs, makes me think of Steve Regal. First admitted as member of WCW, Regal exemplifies the "real men" attitude. After all, he looks like DadKind, only squishier.
"Lord" Steven Regal

Vader		 Here we have nothing less than what may the prototypical "real man", the man known simply as Vader. We see in this photo the raw animal power that is brought to the confines of the squared circle by a man-beast often referred to by monikers such as "The Mastodon" and "The Rhinoceros". At over 450 pounds of pure, unadulterated talent, Vader is truly one to be admired.
Next, again from the world of the WWF, we have the newest addition to the stable, Dude Love. His appearance precipitated by the beating administered to a puny, small-ish Stone Cold Steve Austin, Dude Love brought, in an instant, all the talent, skill, workmanship, and love that the WWF had been searching for.
Mick Foley as Dude Love

Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart		 His name says it all: Anvil. Dedication to the craft. Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart is a product of the Canadian hell-hole that is known as "Stu's Dungeon." A long-time member of the Hart Foundation, and the long time tag partner of Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Neidhart personifies all that makes a real man: size, whiskers, and incredible good looks.
Jerry "The King" Lawler, is the one true "King". Jerry Lawler has been a real man for a long time. He will perhaps be best known as the "other guy" in the Andy Kaufman wrestling adventure, but to those of us who admire real men, Lawler is an icon. An icon that stands for all we hold dear:
  • Wrestling
  • Fashion sense
  • Paternity suits (Who's your daddy, Brian?)

Jerry "The King" Lawler

Sgt. Slaughter
The Commish. Sarge. The Chin. All these nicknames refer to one truly manly man, Sargent Slaughter. After many long hard fought battles with his nemesis, The Iron Sheikh (soon to be added to this list), Slaughter is showing the signs of wear often seen on real men: the top of his head, the bottom of his beer mug, and the crack in the back of his pants. Michael Jordan can only sing,"I want to be like Slaughter."

These are the men who have "made the cut by having a gut." What will happen when these guys can't bend over to lace up their boots? Not to worry, for waiting in the wings is a long line of men, about to go over the top. Including:

To nominate a wrestler to either of these two lists, simply e-mail me their name, some bio-filler, and a URL to a good clean image of your nominee in all his glory. It's that easy.

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