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(fwd) [Laughs] CONDOMS (fwd)


Some silly diversion to lighten up the list traffic!

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                                 Condoms
 
 Which condom would you use?
 
 Nike Condoms: Just do it.
 Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
 Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
 Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
 Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
 Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.
 Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.
 Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
 Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
 Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
 Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody
               did?
 New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey... you never know.
 California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
 Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
 KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
 Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
 Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
 Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
 The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it
                        doesn't belong in your face!
 General Electric: We bring good things to life!
 AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone."
 Bounty: The quicker picker upper.
 Microsoft: Where do you want to go today ?
 Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
 M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"
 Chevron: Use them? People do.
 Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.
 MCI: For friends and family
 Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
 The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.
 Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are.
 United Airlines travel pack: Fly United.
 The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
 
 Submitted by: James Anthony Savage
 

 The John Bobbit: Riveted for her pleasure. Strong for his protection.
 
 Submitted by: Robert D'Agostino (RDagost114@aol.com)

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