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[HUMOR] Tatoo
A man wanted a hundred dollar bill tatooed to his penis. So he goes to
a Tatoo Shop and makes the request. The Tatoo designer tells him that
it would cost him $1000.00 to do the special bizarre request. The guy thinks
for a while and decides that its a fair price. The designer starts the
tatoo-ing and in the middle of the job asks the man, "Why are you doing this?"
The man replies, "That's personal."
With that, the designer continues to do the tatoo. The designer intrigued by
such a bizarre request he tells the customer, "I'll waive the $1000.00 if
you tell me why you are doing this."
The man thinks again and replies, "Okay, that's reasonable."
The man continues, "There are three reasons, first I like to play with
money, second I like to watch money grow, and third and the most important,
if my wife wants to blow a hundred, well, she can do right at home"
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