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Latest News - 'Still behind, just not AS behind'	Posted By: Tirdun at 2003-11-06 08:42:23
Working slowly to catch up over the next bit of undetermined time. Trying!

Last Count:: 2003-11-06 08:41:35 - Episode Count: 2185

Questions? Check out the Rules of the chart or the FAQ

Characters with their stuff in BLUE have been updated within the past week.

Current Standing	Name	AKA
	# Appearances	First Appearance	% Appearances	Kills
1	Torg	Nerd-Boy, Torgo, Torgy, Pheasant the peasant, Albatross, Nerd-Lupa, Snack-Boy, The Moron, Target 1, The Fist, Turg Le Turgturg, Nerd- Yata, Defensive Line Ninja, The Vampire LeTurg, Baron Turg Von Turg LeTurgturg, Caretaker of The
	1412	1997-08-25	64.62%	13
	Standing: So, I've finished the count up to the 25th of August, giving me all 6 years of strips. I haven't finished the new DoP characters, so bugging me will just be mean. Hoping to have the updates on some semblance of a schedule... but no promises.
	Status: Alive
2	Riff	Riffington, Riffy, Chip, The Coward, The Gateway, The Price, nerd-boy, Ambassador from Castle Riffenstein, Target 2
	1103	1997-08-25	50.48%	14
	Standing: The whole Alaska thing is bothering me. Who has branch offices on the East coast and Alaska?? Not trying to put any of you Alaskaites down or anything, but you live on the back end of NOWHERE as far as the business world is concerned. I'm sure its an awesome place if you want picturesque vistas and 6 month raves, but if you're a company that's not into oil or cruise lines, Nome is on your list right after every other city on earth.
	Status: Alive
3	Zoë	The Storm Breaker, Zo Camel, The Victim, The Anchor, Caretaker of The Evil
	728	1997-09-02	33.32%	6
	Standing: So... has the Zoe-Torg thing become the defacto sexual tension in the strip? I can't tell if Pete is steering toward "not right for each other but still interested" or "star crossed". Of course, we all know how star-crossed lovers end up, little crucified stars all over the floor... nobody wants that.
	Status: Alive
4	Bun-Bun	the mini lop, subject 38AD-3UN-5, Mr. Fuzz-Butt, The Easter Bunny, Pokebun, Pikapocket, The Key, The Boss, The Bun-Fairy
	580	1997-08-31	26.54%	38
	Standing: I think BunBun should add Halloween to his deck of holiday personas and seriously make every holiday Halloween. That'd kick so much... Woops, the candy company exec sitting next to me just had some sort of siezure and has foam coming out of his eye sockets... have to end this commentary.
	Status: Alive
5	Kiki	tube rat, Talking Ferret Riki-Kiki-Taco, Kikimon, Muggermon, Rubber-Head, Potato-Brain
	459	1997-11-15	21.01%	3
	Standing: Lots of KIKI lately, which should satisfy the rabid Supporting Ferret Rights Coalition. Man, those guys tick me off with their signs and marches. Like we don't have enough ferrets in the media, every magazine or newspaper in my house is covered in ferret coverage, but does that satisfy them? No. No it doesn't.
	Status: Alive
6	Gwynn	Perky, Barbra Streisand
	374	1997-12-28	17.12%	4
	Standing: Has there been some sort of shift in the Gwynn character? She's become pretty cunning and devious of late, not to mention becoming very regular. Not that I mind, it just seems she's gotten lots more center-panel action lately. "Center Panel Action" sounds dirty when I read it again. Why the hell is that?!? There is something very wrong with me.
	Status: Alive!
7	Aylee	zucchini-face, the alien, Chupacabra
	274	1997-10-12	12.54%	27
	Standing: I guess Aylee is going to hold the fire-breathing dragon form for a bit. It reminds me of a Pokemon. I don't actually watch Pokemon, I'll have you know, although I do own a Meowth plush, mostly because the few times I've sat while the kids stared blankly at the show he (it) seemed to be the only character with any sort of ... well, character. I'm always partial to the wisecracking sidekick, provided they're actually funny.
	Status: Alive
8	Sasha	Generic Superheroine, Riff's Girlfriend
	136	2000-10-26	6.22%	0
	Standing: So, I've learned that Sasha has moved on with her life and gotten a nice job at a frame-making company. Yeah, it's not the seat-of-your pants life that she enjoyed with the sluggy guys, but hey, her therapist assures her that its all good. On that note, I wonder how many former love-interests survived the breakup?
	Status: Alive
9	Sam Sein	Sam DA Man, Sampire, Bat-Sam, Snagglepuss
	132	1997-10-29	6.04%	11
	Standing: Sam Sam Sam Sam. He got credit for sitting in a closet. I have nothing more to add to that. Oh, hey, the new "random character" blurb on the .net page is cool, thanks Thyla!
	Status: Undead
10	Oasis	Assassin Robot, Jane Doe, Red
	115	1999-09-22	5.26%	19
	Standing: Oasis with the one shot during some filler strip that I can't even rightly remember now, but which got counted. And that's what's important, right? Right? Prop up my meager need for acceptance? MMmmM??
	Status: Alive
11	Bert Benigni	Crotch Man, Caretaker of The Evil
	96	1999-04-30	4.39%	0
	Standing: Bert
	Status: Ethereal Killed by the EVIL on December 8th, 2002
12	Dr. Irving Schlock	Subject Jerkface Idjit, Dr X, Dr Blaoun, Dr. Schmuck, Dr. Smlock
	92	1997-11-09	4.21%	10
	Standing: Dr. S manages a quickie during the ALTERED SLUGGYVERSE timeline. It... uh.. was gripping and shook the very foundations of my world.
	Status: Alive - well... sort of. The 'young' version is dead, the 'old' version is alive... quoting Squishydodo: ''I hate alternate timelines, they make for messy bookkeeping''...
13	Pun Demon	Stick Demon, Alien Stick Guy, Stick Figure
	84	1997-08-25	3.84%	0
	Standing: I think Matan Ninio spotted PD and notified me. If not, there are a dozen other times that he's deserved credit for finding something that I've skipped over.
	Status: Ethereal
14	Angela	Caretaker of The Evil
	79	1999-10-31	3.62%	0
	Standing: Angela coasts to a big 79 appearances at the end of 2002 by SITTING ON HER BUM. In fact, if you look closely, Riff carries her out of the cabin at the end of Kitten II.
	Status: Alive
15	K'Z'K	Kizke, Kizzik, Kezzik, Kissy, Kenny, The Vowelless, The Soul Collecter, The Bug, The Liar, ''Your Only Friend'', Captain Consonant
	68	1999-01-31	3.11%	2
	Standing: K'Z'K has been gone since March of last year... hey, who would win in a no-holds fight between K'Z'K and Alien Santa? Man... that's a tough one.
	Status: Dead I'm sure Pete will prove me wrong sooner or later..
16	Valerie	Val, Lady Valerie
	66	1998-03-29	3.02%	1
	Standing: Unseen since August of 99, Valerie got some reference credits from the Halloween with Squeekybobo, but nothing beyond that. So, she continues her long slide down the chart.
	Status: Dead - Killed by Torg, Riff and Zoë on 13-DEC-1998
17	Reakk	The Dragon Boinker
	63	1998-04-28	2.88%	1
	Standing: Ipsum Lorum Potatoe HUT! That's the secret combination to the dark caverns of infinity where my free time and energy have been taken and beaten with rubber hoses. Not only have I not had time to update the stats, I'm about 3 weeks behind on reading the actual strips.
	Status: Ethereal
18	Psyk	Cycloptis Intelehentay
	60	1998-05-01	2.75%	1
	Standing: Although I'm actually enjoying the Saturday storyline by.. whoever, I can't keep track of everybody very well and it's really hard to follow the story line when a week passes between events. So, assume that all of the DoP demons are really undercounted until I can go back and re-eyeball this mess.
	Status: Ethereal
19	Lord Horribus	-
	58	1998-04-28	2.65%	1
	Standing: Horribus
	Status: Ethereal
20	The Evil	Kittens, spawn of Satan, litter of Satan
	56	2000-06-29	2.56%	100
	Standing: The EVIL manages to rocket up to 17th place thanks to KITTEN II. It's quite impressive that they've managed so much with only two storylines to their credit. Also, I think I'm fairly close on the 100 kills, so until the next recount, it'll stand there. Nice and round, so pretty.
	Status: Alive All of them.
21	Mosp, Isp and Osp	Mospinispinosp, Ospenifdenoff, Mrs. Hispinsnots, Msopinfluffernutter, Mooky Wilson, Spike, Spooggy-noonoo
	49	1998-04-28	2.24%	0
	Standing: M-I-O... MEEEEowwww. Sounds like a cat. I'm just blabbering since I'm dead sure that my counts for Mosp is completely bogus. Must distract readers... well, whoever's left anyway.
	Status: Ethereal
22	Crystal	-
	48	1998-03-08	2.2%	0
	Standing: Crystal
	Status: Alive
23	Squishydodo	Squishydorkdork
	44	2000-08-27	2.01%	2
	Standing: Seth reminded me that Squishydodo got 2 kills at the North Pole during Operation... uh... Santa is a Fuzzy Walnut.. or whatever it was called.
	Status: Alive
24	Riff's Robot	Mark 1, Mark 2, Mark 3, Mark 4, Mark 5, Coffee Maker, Robot Arm, Demon Blaster Arm
	42	1998-03-06	1.92%	2
	Standing: He can build it. He has the technology. He can make it dumber, bigger, cost more to store because he'll have to rent the uber-sized U-STOR-IT locker and you know how those guys are if you miss a payment, they're all "Sir, if you don't pay for your locker we'll have to close your account"...
	Status: Offline
24	Santa Claus	-
	42	1997-12-21	1.92%	1
	Standing: Another Christmas comes and goes, and Santa once again escapes Bun-Bun's clutches. Y'know, I didn't even have to change the first line of this description to sumup the whole Christmas 02 Santa vs Bun-Bun bit. (sigh)
	Status: Alive - Alive and an ALIEN
26	Sara Elizabeth Kolby	Beth, SEK, Mobile Infantry Snowball Supply Cooling Unit
	39	2001-09-23	1.78%	0
	Standing: Beth
	Status: Ethereal
27	Dex	-
	36	1999-04-28	1.65%	0
	Standing: Man, Pete sometimes throws me a bone, eh? My favorite picture of Dex, and there it is again, brings a (sniff) tear to my eye, I tells ya. Getting to see Dex die again... (sniff) so beautiful. FUN FACT: All choked up... no fact today.
	Status: Dead : Killed by the kittens on 23-JUL-2000
27	Flaky	Concubine of Satan, Caretaker of The Evil, Token Half-Naked Girl
	36	2000-06-21	1.65%	0
	Standing: So Flaky's risky bid for more appearances pays off, eh? She not only manages to rocket up to 25th place (tying Dex... so not GREAT, but good) but establishes herself as a bit of a sex symbol. I don't know what that says about the general readership of Sluggy, but I got a few emails about her sans goth robe.
	Status: Alive
29	Max	Maximum Chuggage
	34	2000-06-21	1.56%	0
	Standing: Alas, poor Max. His transition from ''exposition provider'' to ''substitute buddy'' worked so well, we had hoped for more of the same, but taking on the role of ''martyr'' in a horror movie, not a good choice.
	Status: Dead : Killed by ''the Evil'' on 13-AUG-2000.
29	Cloney	-
	34	2001-10-06	1.56%	2
	Standing: It's Cloney! Took me long enough, eh?
	Status: Dead
31	Dr. Lorna	Psycho-B!+@#
	33	1997-11-16	1.51%	0
	Standing: DrLorna
	Status: Alive
31	Slappyhoho	-
	33	2000-09-02	1.51%	0
	Standing: Last seen painting eggs with the rest of Bun-Bun's drafted elven Easter brigade. Expect more of her and Squishydodo come Christmas.
	Status: Alive
33	Princess-Princess	Princess Princess-Princess, P-P, Secret Angel Princess-Princess, Post-Teen Punching Power Princess, Hero in a halter top
	31	2001-06-17	1.42%	170
	Standing: Princess Princess-Princess uh... how many was that? 3? ok, uh, PP and the rest of the Gofotron crew got a bit of a bump in kills after I painstakingly counted all those 'sploded ships during the cool space sword fight. Yes, as a matter of fact I am crazy.
	Status: Dead Killed when the Punyverse exploded.
33	Creepster	A bunch of akas involving the word -creepy-
	31	2001-09-18	1.42%	0
	Standing: Ah, laziness pays dividends again. I put the old landlord up WAY back when assuming he'd be around during the "moving in" story, only he wasn't. So I left him up out of sheer not-giving-a-rats-hindquarters and lo! Here he is again! Now if I only had a name...
	Status: Alive
35	Min	-
	30	2001-08-30	1.37%	0
	Standing: Wow.. what happened to Min lately?
	Status: Alive
36	Lord Grater	-
	29	2001-07-02	1.33%	3
	Standing: You know, "invader" sort of rhymes with "Grater" and you could probably make a killer theme song with a word like THAT. To prove it, I put "invader" 22 times in my theme song (despite the fact that it doesn't rhyme with TIRDUN) and you can ask anyone who's heard it. IT ROCKS.
	Status: Dead: Along with the entire Punyverse!
37	Squeekybobo	Squeekyboboball, Mr. Squeekybobo
	26	1998-12-27	1.19%	0
	Standing: SQBB
	Status: Ethereal - trapped in a sphere in the Dimension of Pain
38	Book of E-Ville	-
	24	1997-09-16	1.1%	0
	Standing: Book of Evilllee
	Status: Ethereal
38	Chen	-
	24	2001-03-05	1.1%	0
	Standing: Chen surprises me yet again with his ability to remain un-killed. He's like the bad guy in some of those sucky horror movies who just keep going and going and you start cheering for people to die rather than live. Ok, it's not that bad. I just dislike most of the HC guys because you can't tell them apart in the dark on or the phone as Pete insisted on depicting them. FUN FACT: Searching for "chen" produces 2.8 million hits on Google.
	Status: Alive
38	Shirt Guy Tom	Tom Ricket, Kitten 14
	24	2000-01-10	1.1%	0
	Standing: S-G-T continues to outpace Joe Sunday into the lower ionosphere and possibly even the mid-troposphere of the sluggysphere which circles the planet SLuG at 37,000 miles per second causing ripples in the time space continium which is why coffee goes cold faster when you're not paying attention.
	Status: Alive (sort of) - I'll have to base this on the real Tom, Tom Ricket, since it's a stick figure wearing a T-Shirt...
38	Donna	Pizza Delivery Girl
	24	2003-03-25	1.1%	0
	Standing: Donna shows back up for a one-shot, confirming at least that she's alive. Or a really cool ghost looking for work and food in the dangerous underbelly of the fast food district in whatever unnamed county of New Joisey this whole Sluggy thing is taking place in!!! Or she's alive, whichever.
	Status: Alive
42	Osric	Advisor to the King of Trent
	22	1999-02-07	1.01%	0
	Standing: After some quality time in the Stormbreaker Saga, Osric became dead, a deadel, and a smear at the bottom of a big pit. Don't look for for him to drop in for tea or move anywhere on the chart except down.
	Status: Dead - dead dead. Way dead. Rock to the head, return as a zombie, shotgun to the head, fall off a cliff dead. 10-AUG-1999
42	Berk	Jerk
	22	1999-01-03	1.01%	0
	Standing: Berk didn't get squat from the recount, so I did a new picture of him.
	Status: Dead (uhhh). Ok, since he's from the future, he really hasn't been born yet, plus he was killed by K'Z'K, but became an undead 'deadel' and was finally shot by Torg on 21-FEB-1999. So I'm calling him dead.
42	Brie Meighsaton	Brie-Weighs-A-Ton, The Ghost
	22	2001-09-23	1.01%	1
	Standing: Last week I asked my wife, hypothetically, if I killed her by locking her in the attic with my girlfriend, would she think it necessary to haunt me forever? She assured me that she certainly would, and then reminded me that I should go into the attic and get all the holiday decorations down. By myself.
	Status: Ethereal
45	Dr. Steven Hereti	Dr Steve
	21	1999-09-26	0.96%	0
	Standing: The evil Doctor manages his FOURTH appearance post-mortem! OH, and let me say to any aspiring mad doctors out there: Don't give your mentally unbalanced assassin secret mental flashback memories. It doesn't help to have some creepy doctor appear in your mind in the middle of a fight or during a complete breakdown. Really.
	Status: Dead - Blown up in his lab on 17-OCT-1999. Although Oasis managed to walk away, it's doubtful that he made it.
45	Lodoze	Secret Flaking Naptsitch Naptstich
	21	2001-06-12	0.96%	177
	Standing: I know Lodoze is supposed to be essentially un-kill-able, but having the master switch on the universe snapped to the off position might just qualify as an exception.
	Status: Dead: (Finally) killed when the Punyverse exploded.
45	Lucy	-
	21	2002-10-23	0.96%	0
	Standing: Lucy!!!! Hey, I wonder how this will stir up the theory-mill about Lucy being one of Riff's juggling pins from the Bug-Witch dream sequence. No... nevermind, I don't wonder.
	Status: Dead
48	Joe Sunday	Da Man
	20	2002-03-11	0.92%	0
	Standing: I hate Joe Sunday. With a passion that burns greater than a flickering 2 watt bulb. You could barely measure my deep, undying loathing of all things Joe Sunday with a list stretching from here to just next to here.. no not that far, yeah, maybe just a bit to the left of there. Yeah, exactly THAT far.
	Status: Alive
48	Skimpymoomoo	-
	20	2000-11-30	0.92%	0
	Standing: Hey, Skimpymoomoo's back! I don't know why I'm so happy, but given the limited number of surviving elves, I guess I can't be too picky.
	Status: Alive
48	Kusari	Howdy Kitty, God, Sister
	20	2001-02-24	0.92%	1
	Standing: Yeah! Kusari is back! We'll have to start calling Sluggy "Attack of the clones" shortly. I do want to note that Pete has yet to actually reveal how either Kusari or Oasis manages to come back from the dead, come on Pete, toss us a bone! FUN FACT: If I cloned myself, I still wouldn't have enough time to keep the stats updated.
	Status: Alive
48	Groundhogs Day Shadow	-
	20	2001-04-10	0.92%	0
	Standing: I think Bun-Bun should assume the responsibilities for all those trod-upon holidays that nobody REALLY celebrates. I mean, aside from drinking a little more tequilla than usual, how much do we celebrate Presidents Day? Huh? And I know everybody goes out and T-Ps their neighbor's house on Flag Day, but are we doing it for the FLAGs anymore? But with Bun-Bun at the wheel, knife ready in hand, we'll see some REAL Holiday Spirit!!
	Status: Ethereal
48	Dart	Lieutenant Dart
	20	2002-10-29	0.92%	0
	Standing: Well, I can at least confirm Dart's death, as his head and shoulders clearly took seperate trajectories in full center panel glory. Still need to fix his picture.. special thanks to Jam Warrior for nudging my brain on the whole Dart update.
	Status: Dead
53	Jaya Cobbler	-
	19	1998-06-30	0.87%	0
	Standing: Jaya first appeared on the gang's trip to Nag's Head, NC. Her playtime with Kiki and Bun-Bun got her onto the chart, and a reappearance in the Y2K storyline gave her a big boost. Will this pint-sized cutie make another return?
	Status: Alive
53	Dr. Haught-Sheik	Dr. Hot-Chick, Dr. Hot-Cheeks, Dr. Hoochie, Whippoorwill, Whip-her-well
	19	2000-06-30	0.87%	0
	Standing: As part of a stereotypical slasher flick (or spoof thereof) Dr. Haught-sheik had the "scientist/doctor" thing working against her. Only one woman is ever safe (the love interest) in these things anyway, and the scientist/doctor always dies after filling everyone in on just why everything is happening and how to stop it. (Pic submitted by Kyle)
	Status: Dead : taken down by the Evil on 12-AUG-2000
53	Weaselo Ronsnaps	-
	19	2002-09-05	0.87%	0
	Standing: Hogglethemind sure had a lot of characters, eh?
	Status: Alive
56	W. B. Muldy	-
	18	1998-03-01	0.82%	1
	Standing: Muldy and Kruller pulled some major face-time during the 'Slug-Files' story arc. After accomplishing absolutely nothing, they hugged and vanished.
	Status: Alive - Last seen at the end of the 'Slug-Files' story arc.
56	Lysinda	Queen of the Vampires
	18	1998-09-12	0.82%	11
	Standing: As queen of a circle of vampires including Valerie and Sam, Lysinda managed to garner some panel time. Some flashbacks during the Stormbreaker Saga also helped pad her position. The only thing preventing her from breaking into stardom is the fact that she's DEAD.
	Status: Dead - Killed in sunlight by Torg, Riff and Zoë on 13-OCT-1998
56	Weatherman Stan	Secret Leader Weatherman
	18	2001-06-12	0.82%	105
	Standing: I guess the apocalypse can be cathartic. Then you DIE!
	Status: Dead: Killed when the Punyverse exploded.
56	Mr. Killum	-
	18	2001-11-11	0.82%	4
	Standing: Its interesting: Kusari comes back from the dead about the same time Killum goes the other way. So the stats page totals won't change anyway. FUN FACT: The stats are probably wrong regardless.
	Status: Dead
60	Danish Kruller	-
	17	1998-03-01	0.78%	0
	Standing: See Muldy, Kruller didn't do anything different (except get her butt pinched by Riff's robot (hehee)) than Muldy, and hasn't been seen since.
	Status: Alive Last seen at the end of the 'Slug-Files' story arc.
60	Mecha Easter Bunny	BUNZIRRA
	17	1999-03-21	0.78%	1000000
	Standing: We can make it better, faster, bigger, better armed, and 75% more efficient in hiding eggs!!! The mech-easter bunny proved almost to much for Bun-Bun, but is now waaaay dead. It's possible they'll build another, someday.
	Status: Offline - taken offline by Bun-Bun on 04-APR-1999
60	Squintyhoyo	Squinty
	17	2000-09-02	0.78%	0
	Standing: Poor Squintyhoyo, killed by Santa His boss, his mentor, his sugardaddy. Did he ever dream the impossible dream? Live the impossible life? Dare the impossible dare? Love any other elves... impossibly? sniff He would be missed if only there weren't 5 dozen other elves to take his place.
	Status: Dead
60	Zoë's Mom	-
	17	1997-10-26	0.78%	0
	Standing: I knew Snorf as a co-chartee would spur Zoë's Mom to greater heights. The question now is: Given the story has moved on to Gwynn and Aylee, when will we see her again?
	Status: Alive: although when she sees the tattoo.....
60	Pete Abrams	-
	17	2000-01-10	0.78%	0
	Standing: I think Pete was being a bit generous in his self-portraits... I found this mugshot in the database of the New Jersey Department of Corrections. YOU decide.
	Status: Alive
60	Homogenize Milktoast	-
	17	2002-09-06	0.78%	0
	Standing: One of many Hoggleworchestershiresauce characters I've yet to fully update.
	Status: Alive
66	Dr. Crabtree	Nanite Queen
	16	2000-01-29	0.73%	4
	Standing: Man, Dr. Crabtree took so long to get her act together that Pete had to put up a ''Who the heck is...'' section under the comic. Briefly introduced back with Kiki's Virus, the bad doctor (who eats brains and all) took some time to try and hunt down Dr. Schlock, and then turned her attention to Kiki.
	Status: Dead : Well, my confusion over the Dr's alive/undead status was quickly solved by a EMP burst by Aylee, converting the Doctor into a fine, bloody mist.
66	Percy	Baby Snuffolupogus
	16	1999-10-26	0.73%	56
	Standing: Percy scores an appearance and eats 2 HC guys. His odds of survival are pretty good, mostly because he's way out with Zoe and Oasis doesn't know who he even is. I give him a 98% chance.
	Status: Alive
68	Qwirky Walton	-
	15	1997-12-13	0.69%	0
	Standing: Qwirky has turned an early start in the strip and a memorable look into... well not much. She's only on when Pete uses the news-cast as a way of recapping or pushing the plot.
	Status: Alive
69	Yuri Geasenherr	-
	14	2003-01-22	0.64%	1
	Standing: I think I liked Yuri better than all the other evil Ruskies because he thought outside the box. Tying Riff and Torg to a train-track was just funny. (Image by Kyle)
	Status: DeadSmegway fodder
69	Muffin	Muffin the Vampire Baker
	14	1999-05-10	0.64%	2
	Standing: Having a spoof story arc named after you and starring in it should be enough to get anyone on the charts. The 'Muffin the Vampire Baker' story generated quite a few new characters, and then mercifully killed them all in a giant deep-frier. Muffin, however, survived. We can only hope that they keep that oil hot.
	Status: Alive
69	Steve Uozin	The Demon Hunter
	14	2000-10-23	0.64%	0
	Standing: I can't tell if I hate Steve more or less in ''guest art'' mode. At this degree of hate, it becomes hard to distinguish between deep-angry-loathing and deeper-angry-loathing.
	Status: Ethereal
69	Mrs. Claus	-
	14	1997-12-15	0.64%	1
	Standing: I'm guessing that being married to Mr. Workaholic himself can't be easy... and after being turned into a psychotic alien, well... who can blame Mrs. Claus for trying to off him. While it throws life insurance claims into a tizzy and puts the whole Christmas thing into the fog, she needs to move on.
	Status: Alive
73	Bard	-
	13	1999-07-04	0.59%	0
	Standing: The bard never got a name, he simply tagged along as Torg and Zoë went about saving the world. While his words may survive forever, he hasn't, and we will... well not miss him.. not remember him fondly... Ah, good ridance.
	Status: Dead - Ok, so he was alive when we last saw him, hell, that was 1000 years ago, so he's DEAD...
73	Smit	-
	13	2000-06-21	0.59%	0
	Standing: Smit has to have set some sort of record for the list here. He had just managed to get onto the chart, only to die at the last moment. It was a cool, gruesome death, and all, but sheesh, didn't even have a chance to bask in his glory.
	Status: Dead : Killed by The Evil on 09-JUL-2000
73	Dr. Scabmoreaueau	-
	13	2000-12-08	0.59%	0
	Standing: You know, doctors don't wear those shiny disks on their heads anymore. I mean, when's the last time you even SAW one? I think that "Doctor" Scabmoreaueau is trying a little to hard to convince us of his doctorial status.
	Status: Alive
73	Sparky	Waiter at Le Snootier
	13	1998-01-05	0.59%	0
	Standing: Poor Sparky, working fast food to make ends meet. It's sad really. Sad enough to drive a man mad. Mad enough to go on a gun-toting rampage through the sluggy universe. Go Sparky! Kill off those secondary characters man!!
	Status: Alive
73	Snorf	Secret Snoorfy Snorf Snorfing Sack of Snorf
	13	2001-06-12	0.59%	105
	Standing: Although I'd imagined (plotted) a more... personal death for Snorf, I suppose this will have to do. It was rather quick... and painless.. but he is dead. It just seems so EMPTY.
	Status: Dead: Killed (yay!) when the Punyverse exploded.
73	Aesop	Secret Ops Sysop
	13	2001-06-12	0.59%	105
	Standing: How many roads must a man walk down? Having been the leg of a giant robot, Aesop might just have known the answer to that one. After all, what else do you DO as the leg of a giant robot anyway?? We shall sorely miss Aesop. ROOT!!
	Status: Dead: Along with the rest of the Punyverse.
79	Noah Zark	Tadius Geasenherr
	12	2003-01-22	0.55%	0
	Standing: Zark (or Tadi, as I like to call him) had some... sort of plan to ... I don't remember anymore. The camel-Zoe-animal-selling-smegway thing has warped my fragile little brain into some sort of twisted knot. He was bad, he had blowey-up scooter things. (Image by Hayama)
	Status: Alive
79	Purple Torg	-
	12	1998-05-10	0.55%	0
	Standing: Uh, Torg. Speaking Portugese. He's one of the 'Alternate' universe characters, only he got more panel time.
	Status: Alive - in another dimension
79	Sneaky	Secret Silent Sneaky One
	12	2001-06-12	0.55%	105
	Standing: Sneaky is one of the legs of Gofotron, and just as I was going to go back and figure out which leg, I thought to myself 'Does it really MATTER?!?' I mean, when it came to all those team robot thingies, the people who made the legs were like the token ethnic character and the oddball comic relief character. Plus, since the robot is FLYING or in space most of the time, what exactly do the legs DO? Just a thought.
	Status: Dead: Killed when the Punyverse Exploded
79	Busdolf Gandledorf	-
	12	2002-09-02	0.55%	0
	Standing: Head cheeze of Hogglettucetomatoesandwitch. Mmmmm, cheeze.
	Status: Alive
79	Acey	SGT Acey, Clubs
	12	2002-10-30	0.55%	0
	Standing: Acey manages to break double digits only to get cut down by kittens. Guess we'll never know her first name NOW.
	Status: Dead
84	Koji	-
	11	2001-09-21	0.5%	0
	Standing: I'd just like to point out that for a while there, Koji outranked David Allen and Pete on the chart. Pete has since fixed that shortcoming, well for himself anyway. (Image by Meow Jeff)
	Status: Alive
84	Sid Uationhopeless	-
	11	2002-11-29	0.5%	0
	Standing: Wow, Sid made it! As one of the Upper-Keyboard-Kommandoes (with Juan and Ed) I didn't count on him to walk out of Wispydale! Well, one of them wasn't walking, more hobbling... and he didn't leave Wispydale... stuck around with Flaky. Ah, screw him. He's a moron. I'd be so far away from Wispydale and Flaky right now you'd need to dial 20 extra numbers to phone me.
	Status: Alive
84	Fay	-
	11	1999-04-26	0.5%	0
	Standing: I thought I was finally over Fay's untimely demise and Pete goes and rubs salt in the wound. THANKS PETE!
	Status: Dead
84	Stone Johnson	-
	11	1998-02-02	0.5%	0
	Standing: Wow, Stone managed to come back and rant and rant as Pete left for vacation. Will that be it for our resident talking head, or will he simply be sitting at home for months, waiting for that call from Pete to come back and do a cameo... alone and drinking heavilly.... in his underwear... so sad..
	Status: Alive
84	Cindy	-
	11	2000-06-21	0.5%	0
	Standing: Soooo. Cindy wasn't much in the brains department pre-Kitten, and now she's a hulking, rotting, corpse-looking ghost? Ouch.
	Status: Dead - Cut down in her prime by Kitten on 11-JUL-2000
84	The Captain	-
	11	1997-10-02	0.5%	0
	Standing: A fantastic 11th appearance skyrockets the Captain into ... whatever place. I don't really feel like looking right now. Assuming everyone else in the strip died tomorrow and the Captain appeared in EVERY STRIP, The Captain would reach 1st place in 3.4 years.
	Status: Dead - Eaten by Aylee on 19-OCT-1997
84	Skippy	Skip, Snot-Puddle
	11	2000-05-21	0.5%	0
	Standing: Skippy has been a sounding board for K'Z'K's plan's for world domination and the death of the sluggy crew for a while now, but really hasn't managed to get a lot of quality panel time yet. You know, there are a LOT of apostrophies in "K'Z'K's".... just a thought.
	Status: Ethereal
84	Yama	-
	11	2001-06-12	0.5%	0
	Standing: So after confessing that she hated everyone in the Punyverse, she(?) died. Not much more to say after that, I mean she was a robot Qwirky!
	Status: Offline: OOPS!
84	Louise	Secret Cranky Office Temp
	11	2001-07-19	0.5%	0
	Standing: Edward Haag actually went and made a SONG out of my sugguestion that 'Secret Cranky Office Temp' would work in the song 'Secret Agent Man'. Oh, the power I wield. Head over to the sluggy.net audio zone to hear. It's a work of art.
	Status: Dead: Killed when the Punyverse exploded.
84	Wilber	-
	11	2003-05-23	0.5%	0
	Standing: I'm all but drawing a blank on Wilber, having not seen him for a few months and really not remembering the storyline. Hopefully this'll get fixed in some sort of recount.
	Status: Ethereal
84	Brad Trivol	-
	11	2001-11-23	0.5%	1
	Standing: Brad
	Status: Ethereal
95	Ed Mitdafeat	-
	10	2002-11-29	0.46%	0
	Standing: Ed somehow managed to come up short of Sid. Not that I could even tell them apart anymore. I'm pretty sure that Sid was the one helping Riff, which isn't always a good idea in a horror movie spoof. Give pathos to a main character to have a new buddy die a gruesome death right next to them. "NO, not ED! I just got to know ED!" Anyway. So Ed hung around in the background and probably got injured and for some reason didn't leave Wispydale and will probably die in the next KITTEN arc. Hope I didn't ruin that for anyone.
	Status: Alive but don't bank on it for long.
95	Reggie (kitten)	-
	10	2000-06-21	0.46%	0
	Standing: The ''man to see if you want to get happy'' really lost his head during the kitten storyline (smack)(Ouch!). His journey with the college kids into the wilderness might have been ill-advised, doyathink? He'll never get ahead now. (smack)
	Status: Dead : Assumed to have been killed by kitten on 18-JUL-2000.
95	Flower Dragon	Great Dragon of Annoyia
	10	2000-02-23	0.46%	5
	Standing: While the dragon did manage some panel time, it really didn't DO anything except pester the demons. It was a great story, though.
	Status: Ethereal - Although dispatched (boinked!) by Reakk, it still lives.
95	Bruno Bunkleyutz	Bruno the Bandit, Torg-Stand-In,Fred
	10	2000-03-29	0.46%	1
	Standing: Bruno (courtesy of Bruno the Bandit duh) takes on the part of Fred during the 'Where are You' story arc. He originally applies for the part of replacement-Torg, but I don't think he would have fit that bill. He certainly filled out Fred's sissy shirt and scarf, though.
	Status: Alive - in his own strip.
95	Torg's Blind Date	MegaBabe 549, Sammy Hagar, the world's ugliest woman
	10	1998-01-05	0.46%	0
	Standing: Uhhh, really ugly date, got drunk and hit on Torg, then got eaten by Aylee, two post-mortem appearances. That's all I got....
	Status: Dead - Eaten by Aylee on 11-JAN-1998
95	Mummy	Mummy of the Lost Pyramid
	10	1998-12-11	0.46%	0
	Standing: Just about the funniest damn secondary character in the strip, the mummy's performance during the Christmas special was a beautiful slice of holiday cheer.
	Status: Undead - Left in the Lost Pyramid after the 'Sluggy Mummy Christmas' multimedia spectacular.
95	Sighard Lionson	King of the Trents
	10	1999-03-07	0.46%	0
	Standing: A brief stint in the Stormbreaker Saga got Sighard onto the list. Pretty much a megalomeniacal leader, he got way offed and is best thought of for his good qualities. None of which really come to mind...
	Status: Dead - Killed by a demon of K'Z'K, then became a deadel, then was killed by Zoë with a shotgun on 01-AUG-1999
95	Dr Clem Scasino	Clem
	10	2001-09-03	0.46%	0
	Standing: Clem got a BIG boost last week, doubling his appearance count in one fell swoop. And speaking of fell swoops, I'm not going to comment on the whole roadkill thing. Just wanted to say BLECH!
	Status: Alive
95	Rudolph	The Red Nosed Reindeer
	10	1997-12-24	0.46%	0
	Standing: Wow! Rudolph's up to 10 appearances! Let's see, according to Kiki-mathmatics: 10 appearances in 5 years, divide... add.... means that Rudolph will reach Torg's number of appearances (roughly 1100) in 4625 AD. See you then!
	Status: Alive
95	Zorgon Gola	King of the Gola
	10	2001-07-05	0.46%	1000000000
	Standing: Zorgon Gola obliterates Mecha Easter Bunny's pitiful kill count by decimating an entire UNIVERSE! WOO! OK, he died in the process and such, but HE KILLED TRILLIONS OF PEOPLE! Since I don't have an exact count, he gets 1 squorvillion kills.
	Status: Dead - Along with the entire Punyverse!
95	Mike Scandisco	Toby Maguire
	10	2000-10-30	0.46%	0
	Standing: So, Mike hits 10. I like Mike. I like Mike so much that I'm going to ignore this restraining order he had issued and go visit his parents again and ask them about his childhood dreams. Them I'm going to fulfill them for him and MAKE HIM SUFFER AS I RUB HIS NOSE IN IT. THAT'LL LEARN YOU SCANDISCO!!!
	Status: Dead Eaten by Cloney on May 19, 2002
95	Professor Santory Snapeskin	-
	10	2002-09-08	0.46%	0
	Standing: Santory Snapeskin? I shudder at the thought. Ye old yet another character at Hoggledeboggledeeboo that I haven't finished yet.
	Status: Alive
95	Jack the Clown	-
	10	2002-11-05	0.46%	0
	Standing: A recount nets Jack 2 more appearances (mostly behind the chair sort of stuff) that I missed the first time through.
	Status: dead
95	Boogeyna Goobergal	-
	10	2002-09-07	0.46%	0
	Standing: And so continues the endless quest to update Hogglyskatingrink characters. Working.. working..
	Status: Alive
95	Juan Adyslow	-
	10	2002-11-29	0.46%	0
	Standing: Psychic Jack decided to do a better shot of Juan, so here you go!
	Status: Dead
110	Henry Meighsaton	-
	9	2001-11-18	0.41%	2
	Standing: Wow, not only did Henry alienate his wife and accidentally kill her, but now he has to suffer at the hands of another ghost for hundreds of years. The moral? Don't kill your girlfriend in the attic while your wedding is going on downstairs. That should be a Schoolhouse Rocks episode.
	Status: Ethereal
110	Magon Coifer	Adviser to the Warlord of Mercia, Ming
	9	1999-07-05	0.41%	1
	Standing: Ming... er I mean MAGON, was pretty useful in filling Torg in during the start of the Stormbreaker Saga. When his usefulness ran out, he died. Damn, Pete is harsh, ain't he?
	Status: Dead - Killed by Lysinda on 14-JUL-1999
110	Mr. Glee	-
	9	2000-07-02	0.41%	0
	Standing: Just a fun loving, Satan-worshipping, bodypart talking, freak general-store owning, old koot. Man, I think I can redo the ''Dukes of Hazard'' theme song for Mr. Glee, hang on a sec. ''Just a Satan-lovin' koot. Never meanin' no harm...''
	Status: Dead : Killed by his own kittens on 01-AUG-2000
110	Ki	Zoë-Stand-In, Daphne
	9	2000-03-30	0.41%	0
	Standing: Ki (courtesy of GPF) shows up to be Zoe, ends up in Oasis' hair, and eventually becomes Daphne. Ki and Oasis and Daphne and Zoe all rolled into one!
	Status: Alive - in her own strip.
110	Mrs. Glee	-
	9	2000-07-02	0.41%	0
	Standing: The loving wife of Mr. Glee and concubine of the dark lord, Mrs. Glee was just a smidgen more friendly than her crotchety old coot of a husband. Too bad she got offed as well, there just aren't enough concubines nowadays. Don't quote me on that.
	Status: Dead - Killed by the kitten roundabout 03-AUG-2000
110	Grahammy	The Neebler Elf
	9	1999-04-09	0.41%	0
	Standing: Hey, Grahammy's sort of back! And he's on some sort of wierd Riff/BunBun connection thing. The company will end up being a subsidiary of HeretiCorp and Gofotron will arrive to save the day! Woo! Or not.
	Status: Alive
110	Zoë's Dad	-
	9	2001-08-30	0.41%	0
	Standing: Zoë's dad, modern day cupid facing the formidable wrath of the missus. Man, I wish I had a NAME FOR HIM PETE! HUH? CAN YOU HELP US OUT A BIT?!?
	Status: Alive
110	Daedalus	-
	9	2001-11-01	0.41%	0
	Standing: Following closely behind Mr. Killum's finally making the chart the guy I've had listed as "unnamed hereticorp leader" for 7 months finally got a name: Daedalus!
	Status: Alive
110	Swirly Demon	-
	9	2000-02-22	0.41%	0
	Standing: The Swirly Demon gets added despite the lack-o-name to fend off rabid sluggites who demand perfection. Plus they had a number of appearances in this year's Halloween romp, and heck, they're the first DoP demons to get any sort of promotion from background characters in a while. So they're on chart-probation until they get names. FUN FACT: This pic courtesy of Psychic Jack!
	Status: Ethereal
110	Mika	-
	9	2002-11-03	0.41%	0
	Standing: Remember Mika? No? Hayama sent along this shot to remind you. Ring any bells? Gongs? Killed in bed by kittens in her unmentionables? Ahhhh, now the heads nod.
	Status: Dead Killed by the EVIL
110	Trillian	Sexy Cheesegrater of DOOM
	9	2001-10-31	0.41%	0
	Standing: So... open your big mouth on the forums and they'll do all the work for you.. what lesson can we learn from this... hmmmm. Anywho, Trillian is apparently holding some sort of blackmail material over Pete's head and keeps showing up at Halloween Parties. I don't KNOW that its a picture of him drunk on jello shooters dancing on a table while sluggy staff are throwing gummy-worms at him... but can you deny the possibility?
	Status: Alive
121	Kullan	-
	8	1998-08-29	0.37%	0
	Standing: Used more as a prop than a character, Kullan was staked and sort of dead through most of his screen time. Althoug his actual death was never shown, Bun-Bun (with help from Sam) finished him off.
	Status: Dead
121	Torgamous	Warlord of Mercia
	8	1998-09-24	0.37%	2
	Standing: Valerie's first love and Warlord of Mercia, Torgamous had a brief stint as Torg's double. He didn't last long, and spent much of his panel-time dead, near-dead, or comatose
	Status: Dead - Fell on his own spear 22-AUG-1999
121	Bitsy Bunny	-
	8	1999-03-18	0.37%	0
	Standing: Just about the only rabbit given a name and speaking role during the Easter War, Bitsy got a lot of points for simply standing in a crowd of bunnies. Regardless, her stirring performances and witty dialogue with Santa will live on in our hearts forever... or something.
	Status: Alive (assumed). Was last seen alive, but given the life-spans of rabbits, who knows?
121	David Allen	Guy in the chair, Plan 9 publisher, Kitten 10
	8	2000-03-28	0.37%	0
	Standing: Usually a bad sign when you see the back of this guy's head. It means that Pete is sick or dying or is sleeping off a binge somewhere... Not that he's not a nice guy or anything, after all, he helps put out the books over at Plan 9. Plus he sent me an email saying he liked the list, and darn it, he was nice to me so I've got to at least give him that. If only he had been a big meany, I could have REALLY expanded his writeup. Oh well.
	Status: Alive
121	Gary	-
	8	1998-09-27	0.37%	0
	Standing: Misc. vampire, fought with Riff, died in sunlight. Blah, blah, blah.
	Status: Dead - Killed in sunlight by Torg, Riff and Zoë on 13-DEC-1998
121	Wynona	-
	8	1998-09-27	0.37%	0
	Standing: Misc. vampire, fought with Riff, died in sunlight. Blah, blah, blah.
	Status: Dead - Killed in sunlight by Torg, Riff and Zoë on 13-DEC-1998
121	Lindesfarne	Gwynn-Stand-In, Velma
	8	2000-04-01	0.37%	0
	Standing: I can't do Lindesfarne (courtesy of Kevin and Kell) justice since I don't currently read the strip (gasp). She did make a great Velma, so we can still like her, just not like her like her.
	Status: Alive - in her own strip.
121	Bob	-
	8	2000-06-04	0.37%	0
	Standing: The host for Skippy, Bob's been a rather quiet, reserved guy. Enslaved by an evil demon as a result of a bazooka joe comic gone arwy, we can only hope to one day see him struggle with Skippy for freedom.
	Status: Alive
121	Delaware	-
	8	2002-10-27	0.37%	0
	Standing: Hayama managed to figure out which one Deleware was (since I've purged all memory) and sent this pic. He also sent a pair of KITTEN death shots that looked like a bit too much like the scenes on WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK that even FOX decided to blur out. shiver
	Status: Dead
121	Demon King	-
	8	1998-05-03	0.37%	0
	Standing: Demon King
	Status: Ethereal
121	2003	-
	8	2002-12-23	0.37%	0
	Standing: Lets just say that if the New Year travels back in time and looks like a drunk geezer in a flasher coat, it's not going to be a good one. In fact, those Y2K guys might have had the right idea after taking a gander at this guy.
	Status: Ethereal
132	Madame Jujube	-
	7	2001-11-29	0.32%	0
	Standing: Exposition devices aren't supposed to make the list. Next time, Pete, just use a Ouija board. (-Stat Update by Michael Dunn -Image by Hayama)
	Status: Alive and filching.
132	Brownbeak	-
	7	2001-05-13	0.32%	0
	Standing: After setting a new standard in appearances for a new character, we can only assume that Brownbeak has moved on to that place where fictional hypothetical characters live... which is really nowhere, I suppose. But lest you fear forgetting him, remember that a little brownbeak exists in every office on earth, and you already know who he/she is and hate them.
	Status: Alive - Uh.. sort of.
132	Terribus	-
	7	2003-02-01	0.32%	0
	Standing: Terribus
	Status: Ethereal
132	Reggie (intern)	-
	7	1997-11-16	0.32%	0
	Standing: Look, he never even really appeared in COLOR (except way in the background behind the glass), so how the HECK did he make it on the chart??? Reggie was a background character who hitched his wagon to Dr. Lorna. Since he's been fired (from both her show and the strip, I suppose) he ain't comming back, and he ain't gonna make it anywhere on the chart.
	Status: Alive - Fired by Dr. Lorna 22-NOV-1997, hasn't been seen since.
132	Uncle Ralph	Riff-Stand-In, Scooby-Do
	7	2000-04-01	0.32%	0
	Standing: Uncle Ralph (courtesy of Kevin and Kell) was a perfect fit for Scooby. As a very infrequent reader of K&K; (sorry fans) I don't know much about him, but many a K&K; fan has informed me that he is Lindsfarne's uncle and not Scooby-Doo's. Ah well, my conspiracy theory involving nepotism, alien abduction and gene splicing is down the tubes.
	Status: Alive - in his own strip.
132	Luther	The Ferryman of YFFI
	7	1999-07-11	0.32%	0
	Standing: Luthor's surprise reappearance as the Ferryman squeezed the magic 5 appearances out and brought everybody's favorite 9-fingered, goggle-hat-wearing, guard of Mercia out of obscurity and smack onto the very bottom of the dregs of the chart.
	Status: Dead - Alive when we last saw him, but that was 1000 years ago.
132	Jason Barker	Fooker, Riff-Stand-In, Shaggy
	7	2000-03-30	0.32%	0
	Standing: Fooker (courtesy of GPF) was certainly a shoe-in for Shaggy. I'm hard pressed to say much else, even though I read GPF (after Sluggy, of course). Ah well, Fooker's blend of cowardace, poor grooming and separation from reality add up to shaggy-riffic entertainment. (ugh, can't believe I wrote that.)
	Status: Alive - in his own strip.
132	Lara Kroft	The Grave Poacher, Kroft-Macaroni-and-Cheeze(TM)
	7	1998-12-27	0.32%	0
	Standing: Wow, ANOTHER Lara Kroft flashback. What is it about the Grave Poacher that keeps her popping back into the Sluggy Spotlight? You'd think she'd run out of old, creepy tombs... or bullets... or something.
	Status: Alive - Last seen after the 'Sluggy Mummy Christmas' multimedia spectacular.
132	Fiona the Micro-Dragon	Lizard
	7	2000-03-29	0.32%	0
	Standing: Fiona (courtesy of Bruno the Bandit) apparently has quite the following at Zoe's college (or it's the same guy twice) and appears yet again on a T-Shirt. Thanks to everyone who noticed!!
	Status: Alive - in her own strip.
132	Ken Bugahf
	7	2000-06-30	0.32%	0
	Standing: Sherriff Bugahf has now had more post-mortem appearances than pre. That's pretty sad for a character, but you have to give him credit for trying. A little. FUN FACT: Ken cheats at bowling. 220 average my butt.
	Status: Dead : Killed by the kitten (a la velociraptor) 21-JUL-2000
142	Gothka	-
	6	2003-01-29	0.27%	0
	Standing: Gothka was the tall dude with the swords and all-black ensemble. Really, all black is so 1985. The swords were cool, to bad a FERRET WITH A STICK beat him into submission.
	Status: DEAD Run over by a train, no less
142	Suzette	-
	6	2003-01-26	0.27%	0
	Standing: Some debate has arisen as to whether or not Suzette survived the camel-impact. Although I follow the "show me a body" line of thought, a character (Yuri) calls her "crepe" which either means "creepy" or "dead" depending on your lack of translation skills. Either way, I guess I'll tag her as quite dead until further notice... which gives Gwynn a kill! Credit to Bobthespirit for catching a missing Suzette!
	Status: Dead She got whomped by Gwynn and Zoe, but no clear death.
142	Indentury 21 Realtor	Demon Realtor
	6	2001-09-11	0.27%	0
	Standing: Poor Demon Realtor lady, missed out on the sale thanks to Mr. ''I can't wait in the closet for 10 more seconds'' monster, and now she's probably got to go explain this mess to Demon Realtor Manager and her boss, Demon Realtor Multi-Conglomorate, which is probably owned by Lord Horribus.
	Status: Alive
142	Zoës Evil Conscience	-
	6	1999-05-05	0.27%	0
	Standing: I don't think I can be trusted to accurately describe Zoë's Evil Conscience and still keep this a clean, wholesome family atmosphere.
	Status: Ethereal
142	Carnivorous Smurf	Jimmy
	6	1998-11-22	0.27%	2
	Standing: What can you say about a giant carnivorous smurf created by an ancient magic rod during a flashback that really didn't solve the question it was brought up to answer (who Kimmy Sue loved). Heh-heh, I said 'rod'.
	Status: Alive - An alert reader (name withheld) informed me that smurfs have remarkably long life spans (upwards of 1000 years) and that minus some tragic accident, our smurfy buddy should still be alive and uh... eating.
142	Molly Bobolly	-
	6	1999-06-11	0.27%	0
	Standing: Molly and her friend Timmy helped 'rehabilitate' Bun-Bun by exposing him to switchblades, Baywatch and Telemarketers. It's probably the only time that Bun-Bun didn't kill a telemarketer when he had the chance.
	Status: Alive - (possibly) - Left hanging over a pool of piranha by Bun-Bun.
142	Theodore Wedd	Teddy-Weddy
	6	1997-09-09	0.27%	1
	Standing: While feuding with a major character can be a good way to progress up the chart (just look at Dr. Lorna and Valerie), it's usually not a good idea to choose Bun-Bun as the target. It's surprising that TW managed to walk away in the 'alive' category. TW has also generated the MOST email replies for any character... I don't know why either.
	Status: Alive - Left the strip on poor terms with Bun-Bun way back, and is now hosting Sluggy Classic Theatre.
142	A.J.	-
	6	1999-12-14	0.27%	1
	Standing: As part of a crossover with User Friendly, A.J. had his moment in the sun and has gone back to... well, be a major character in another hugely popular strip. SO, screw him 'cuz he's a big shot elsewhere.
	Status: Alive - Did his stint as a guest star and went back to his own comic
142	Banter	-
	6	1999-05-10	0.27%	0
	Standing: As a part of the 'Muffin the Vampire Baker' spoof, Banter was a huge waste of ink, color, and space. Now he's dead and we can all go on with our lives.
	Status: Dead - Dropped into a giant deep-fryer by Sam on 30-MAY-1999
142	Biles	-
	6	1999-05-12	0.27%	0
	Standing: Biles' short role during the 'Muffin the Vampire Baker' storyline was, well, short. The greatest pity is that he lived, and therefore might come back (shiver).
	Status: Alive
142	Ms. Cobbler	Jaya's Mom
	6	1998-07-08	0.27%	0
	Standing: Appearing with Jaya both at the beach at Nag's Head and at the hospital during the Y2K nannites storyline, Jaya's mom has supported her daughter's slow rise to fame. It's hoped that she can keep the cute tyke from the perils of pre-teen stardom.
	Status: Alive
142	Qaboos Al-Fin	-
	6	2000-09-10	0.27%	0
	Standing: Riff having a rich ''uncle'' figure, combined with his eccentric archeologist father and psycho mother starts to explain alot. Qaboos has managed his five, but with his bucks, I can't imagine that he'll stay down for long. I suspect he might become the Daddy Warbucks of Sluggy.
	Status: Alive
142	Fluffy Bunny	-
	6	1999-03-18	0.27%	0
	Standing: Herald of the second comming of the Big Bopper, Knight of Bunnidom, Assistant to the Assistant to the Easter Bunny's Chief Aide and all around fruitcake, Fluffy Bunny managed to make himself known after the end of the Santa-BunBun war by declaring Bun-Bun the ''King''.
	Status: Alive
142	Crudosaur	-
	6	1999-12-14	0.27%	0
	Standing: A concept borrowed from User Friendly during a crossover (see A.J.), crudosaur is made of coffee and genetically manipulated bits of Microsoft marketing employees. A bad, bad, bad thing. A very bad thing.
	Status: Dead - killed by A.J. and Riff
142	Brenas	-
	6	1997-10-06	0.27%	0
	Standing: Meow Jeff remembered Brenas fondly enough to do a pic of him! I'd write up some further standing, but either you remember Brenas or not, and my writeup isn't going to help.
	Status: Dead
142	Zoë's Good Conscience	-
	6	1999-05-05	0.27%	0
	Standing: Ah, beautiful and etherial Angel Zoë. If only you weren't such a goody-goody in a big frumpy robe. Angel Zoë really needs to break out of her rut, appearing with her less reputable (but oh-so-desirable) cohort, and do something on her own.
	Status: Ethereal
142	Zombie Actor	-
	6	1997-12-04	0.27%	0
	Standing: The leader of a massive hoard of brain-devouring horrors... or just an underpaid actor in a ripped up suit. Either way, he at least managed to get enough appearances to make the chart, even if it took several months for someone to point him out.
	Status: Alive
142	Ayn Rand	-
	6	2001-01-15	0.27%	0
	Standing: Apparently just looking for a second chance at a global revolution, Ayn's own skepticism prevented her from achieving the goal for which we all stive, regularity. That, and global conquest. Probably not in that order, but I digress. Now she's gone and we're back to (ahem) our regular Sluggy again. (Oh, Thanks to Clint for nudging my brain for appearance #6)
	Status: Dead - Dispelled by Bun Bun on 21-JAN-2001
142	Gil	Little Buddy
	6	1998-08-03	0.27%	0
	Standing: Bun-Bun's only friend on the island, Little Buddy escaped on the ship to Tiajuana. What happened after that? I dunno.
	Status: Alive
142	Benedict	General Benedict, Kegs Benedict
	6	2001-07-07	0.27%	0
	Standing: Benedict was a blowhard general, a giant frat-boy who got whupped by Gofotron, and then he got wiped from existance by the guy who made him the aforementioned frat boy. What a crappy lot.
	Status: Dead: Killed when the Punyverse Exploded
142	Three Eye Demon	-
	6	2002-10-13	0.27%	0
	Standing: Hey, it might just be another female DoP demon! I can't tell if the female demons are just fewer in number, repressed by the male population or simply too smart to get caught up in all this silly Torg-hunting nonsense. FUN FACT: This pic submitted by Psychic Jack! Ok, more informative than fun.
	Status: Ethereal
142	Homnigrits	-
	6	2002-09-09	0.27%	0
	Standing: Yet another Hogglemethis characters I'm way behind in updating
	Status: Alive
142	Satan	Father of lies, Lucifer, etc
	6	1997-08-28	0.27%	2
	Standing: Satan manages to pry himself from the lowest circle of the chart and begin his slow trudge toward chart mastery! At this rate, it'll take him 2500 years to catch Torg.
	Status: Ethereal
142	Ralfoy Malfoy	-
	6	2002-09-07	0.27%	0
	Standing: So, Ralphoy finally gets a picture, and signals the end of the get-character-stats-from-sorcerer's-nuts saga. Now I can get back to all the OTHER stuff that's behind schedule...
	Status: Alive
142	2002	Martha Stewart
	6	2002-12-30	0.27%	0
	Standing: You know, my 2002 kind of sucked. I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD 2002! Well, not exactly dead, I suppose. I mean, I don't know that he... it's... uh, he's dead or not and I don't know that my year was SO bad that I'd wish death on the embodyment of it. Now 2001....
	Status: Ethereal (?)
167	Right Brain Alien	-
	5	1999-06-06	0.23%	0
	Standing: Part of Art Belal's menagerie (or actually part of the menagerie that MADE Art Belal), the Right Brain Alien survived his partner's death to go on to bigger and better things.
	Status: Alive
167	Stickmonster	-
	5	1999-09-07	0.23%	1
	Standing: Ok, it's a stickmonster. And it got erased. What else am I supposed to say about it? Does it have a future as a vampire-stickmonster? Will it's dark past be explored on a time travel adventure? Are there alternate dimension stickmonsters??
	Status: Dead Erased by Torg on 12-SEP-1999, who then woke up... so I guess 'dead' is the only category that fits.
167	Freaky Fred	-
	5	1999-10-21	0.23%	0
	Standing: Fred was briefly involved with Aylee and Percy in the whole reformed Cannibals project. It didn't work, and he got eaten. Live by the humanflesh, die by the humanflesh I always say.
	Status: Dead - Eaten on 05-NOV-1999 by his Cannibals Anonymous instructor.
167	Bun-Bun (alternate)	-
	5	1998-05-10	0.23%	0
	Standing: mmmmmmm, Bun-Bun with no attitude. Hopping in joy with no empty Rum bottle in sight. It's just wrong. WRONG I TELL YOU.
	Status: Alive - Who knows? He's in another dimension...
167	Riff (alternate)	-
	5	1998-05-10	0.23%	0
	Standing: Not nearly as cool as the regular-flavored Riff, oh well
	Status: Alive - Who knows? Dimensions and all...
167	Zoë (alternate)	-
	5	1998-05-10	0.23%	0
	Standing: Not much to say, appeared, looked cute, no sex, went away. Sort of like a lot of my old girlfriends.
	Status: Alive - I suppose... in another dimension
167	Kimmy Sue Hasenpfeffer	-
	5	1998-11-17	0.23%	0
	Standing: While toying with the main characters' affections has certainly propelled several other females to the top of the charts, Kimmy's arrival really didn't produce too many waves in the pool of Sluggy, although it did bring up the whole 'Sluggy Mummy Christmas' gig, which I about soiled myself whilst reading.
	Status: Alive
167	Joe (Old Salty)	Old Salty, Gordon's Fisherman
	5	1998-07-14	0.23%	0
	Standing: Nick Ackerman and Chris deserve thanks for getting Old Salty onto the chart. Chris found the fifth appearance and Nick gleaned that his name was "Joe"... Mostly due to the fact that Old Salty TELLS US his name is Joe, and I blatantly ignored it.
	Status: Alive
167	Cinny-Bun	-
	5	1997-11-09	0.23%	0
	Standing: Due to a technicality, namely me changing the rules on what counts as an official "appearance", Cinny-Bun was overlooked. Well, sharp-eyed reader and bunny fanatic Matthew Giampapa set me straight and pointed out that even though Cinni had really only had 1 appearance, she showed up in 4 other strips as a background image. So after varied threats to my life and questions about my lineage, I agreed to put her on the chart. So, Matthew, this means you can release my dog, no more need for hostages, right?
	Status: Alive
167	Fluffy	-
	5	2001-05-01	0.23%	0
	Standing: (sigh) well, the little bugger made it onto the chart. So now I get to track a bug. Sigh. I let my guard down, I should've kept the spray handy.
	Status: Alive
167	Ms. Bobolly	Molly's Mom
	5	1999-06-11	0.23%	0
	Standing: Thanks to the fact that Bun-Bun only had a comb-switchblade and not his normal, and slightly more deadly version, Ms. Bobolly is probably still alive. Her telemarketing ways finally caught up with her when Molly and her friend Timmy rehabilitated Bun-Bun from his stupor.
	Status: Alive - (assumed)
167	H.P.	Dr. Vernon Gilliat
	5	2000-03-27	0.23%	0
	Standing: Overlooked during the ''Where are you'', HP was the set director and we now know his real name and phone number, it's 562-uh.. nevermind. (Image colored by Meow Jeff)
	Status: Alive
167	King Lohvo Proan	-
	5	2001-07-07	0.23%	0
	Standing: Well, whatever revenge Proan might have extracted against Weatherman Stan for harassing his daughter are kind of moot now. Haha.
	Status: Dead: Killed when the Punyverse Exploded
167	Art Belal	-
	5	1999-06-04	0.23%	0
	Standing: As part of my "take pity on the stats guy" project, readers are submitting pics that I'm missing. First up: ART BELAL! Done by Poing!. Note the quizzical, perhaps even befuddled look.
	Status: alive
167	Drinky Winky	-
	5	1999-03-14	0.23%	0
	Standing: Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies turned me gay. That's right, gay. Jerry Fallwell was right, watching a bunch of cartoonish stuffed mascots wandering around a technicolor set will just snap the thin strands that seperate all you remaining hererosexuals straight into gaydom. Fallwell isn't crazy... well, Ok he is, nevermind. I used to be a straight guy, got married, had kids, but half an episode of Teletubbies and WHAM. Then I watched 20 minutes of Fallwell giving a sermon and WHAM I turned into a Dutchman! Wooden shoes and the whole kit. Damn TV, by the end of the day I was an orange leprechaun with tentacles and a second robotic head.
	Status: Alive
167	Jon Traipsey	-
	5	2000-06-26	0.23%	0
	Standing: Outliving his brother by perhaps 2 minutes, the slightly more curmudgeoney ... curmudg... oh, who am I kidding?!? I had these guys buried in the stats database with 4 appearances and Pete springs them on me in a flashback?! GAH! FUN FACT: My therepist has instructed me to tell you that I don't hate Pete and my frustrations are a product of an oversensitivity to order that perhaps borders on OCD and I'LL GET YOU PETE! GET YOU FOR THIS AND THE ZOE THING AND CLONEY AAARRRGHH CLONEY AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAA:lipacgjapeoi -end of line.
	Status: Dead
167	Bitparte	-
	5	2002-11-25	0.23%	0
	Standing: The first time I saw Bitparte, I KNEW he'd get 5 and die. Darn you Pete. Y'know, Pete, it would have been much more surprising if Bitparte had gone on to live a happy life, surprised at his own fortune of having survived... Imagine Torg finding him hiding under the truck after the climax: "Bitparte! I can't believe YOU made it!!!".
	Status: Dead
167	Stephen Hawking	-
	5	2003-01-06	0.23%	0
	Standing: Managing a quick 5 during the filler week, Senior Hawking (as I like to call him) was... interesting. Will we see more of him?
	Status: Alive
167	Torg's Evil Conscience	-
	5	2000-11-13	0.23%	0
	Standing: For some reason having -THE- most commonly shown character in the entire HISTORY of sluggy didn't pass any stat-supremacy on to Torg's Consciences. Managing only 5 appearances between November 2000 and August 2002.
	Status: Ethereal
167	Torg's Good Conscience	-
	5	2000-11-13	0.23%	0
	Standing: So, Torg's consciences are essentially Kiki on meth with even FEWER inhibitions. I'd make some smarmy comment about how that explains a lot about Torgs character but instead I'll make a completely different smarmy comment about the President and the current political climate and then all the news agencies will talk about me even to people who don't listen to my music...er read Sluggy. I am ASHAMED that the President does not wear more red "power-ties" because that is a fashion statement that will NEVER die, no matter what GQ has to say! There! Take THAT MSNBC and stick it on your TICKER. Woo!
	Status: Ethereal
167	Second Dragon of Annoyia	-
	5	2003-01-25	0.23%	0
	Standing: I want to state up front that if Pete asked me to cover Sluggy for a week, my first thought would be YES! My second would be "By Pete's hairy legs... the sluggites are going to fillet me". So props to Ian for having a go at it. You're a brave man. Oh, and there was a second Dragon of Annoya thrown in.
	Status: Ethereal
188	Jim Traipsey	-
	4	2000-06-26	0.18%	0
	Standing: Yeah, he's only got 4. I'll probably dump him from the chart sooner or later... Anyway, ever wonder why it's called "Yippy-Skippy the Evil"? Well, you can credit Jim. Would that we all could rush to our deaths with such vigor and joy.
	Status: Dead

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