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for writers who want to be read

Zap the Publisher

Hey, everybody! It's time to play America's favorite game show! If you're starved for service, you've come to the right place. Here's how we play our little game:

Enter your e-mail address.
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Enter anything else you need to say.
Fire away!

Through the miracle of the Internet, your message will be instantaneously broken up into millions of tiny pieces, shot through the aether to the publisher's top-secret spamproof bunker, reassembled into a powerful electric shock, and applied to a custom-fitted electrode, buried in the back of his sweaty little neck.

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Unless otherwise noted, contents of this site are copyright Speculations, 1994-2007. Please address all correspondence to Kent Brewster.
If you're confused about whether that agency is legitimate or not, why not check out Writer Beware's 20 Worst Literary Agencies?

SPECULATIONS

Zap the Publisher

Unless otherwise noted, contents of this site are copyright Speculations, 1994-2007. Please address all correspondence to Kent Brewster.If you're confused about whether that agency is legitimate or not, why not check out Writer Beware's 20 Worst Literary Agencies?

Unless otherwise noted, contents of this site are copyright Speculations, 1994-2007. Please address all correspondence to Kent Brewster.
If you're confused about whether that agency is legitimate or not, why not check out Writer Beware's 20 Worst Literary Agencies?