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		Ask ANY seasoned scam-baiter what Africa's pet hates are and I'll bet you a fair amount that a lot of them will say "HOMOSEXUALITY". Most Africans find the practice abhorrent.. We'd been looking for a suitable test subject for some time and then Phillipe Mathins came along. Phillipe is unfortunately beyond help, he is as thick as a ten egg whale omlette, Monty began baiting him in his usual insane style and before long we realised that we had a special case on our hands here. We decided to turn him into a homosexual and below you will find possibly one of the most outrageous baits ever published. To the best of our knowledge nobody has yet managed to get a scammer to sink to the depths that we have subjected Phillipe to! Hope you like it. Ps. Just a little note before you read this, we believe that Sodomy is actually illegal in Ghana. (Scammer text In Blue Scam-baiter Text in (Green Mary) (Black Monty) Notes in red ) CLICK ARROWS TO TURN PAGE! >> X-Apparently-To: XXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.co.uk via 217.12.10.63; Sat, 15 Nov 2003 02:31:20 +0000 X-YahooFilteredBulk: XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX Return-Path: <XXXXXXX@zwallet.com> Received: from XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX (HELO qmail1.zwallet.com) (XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX) by mta113.mail.ukl.yahoo.com with SMTP; Sat, 15 Nov 2003 02:31:19 +0000 Received: from web2.zwallet.com by qmail1.zwallet.com with SMTP; 15 Nov 2003 02:38:25 -0000 From: "philliple mathins" <XXXXXXXXXXX@zwallet.com> \| This is Spam \| Add to Address Book X-Originating-IP: [63.174.236.99] To: XXXXXXXX@zwallet.com Subject: BUSINESS PROPOSAL Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 22:03:03 +0000 Message-Id: <1068847383.889772.45657.zmail@web2.zwallet.com> Content-Length: 717 [From Phillipe To Monty] Phillipe Mathins pmathins@zwallet.com Block A Room 11 UN Refugee Camp Accra Ghana. Phone 233-2774-30370. Dear Friend, I am a republic of Liberia refugee here in Accra Ghana,and my executed father was the former Liberian director of mines and energy.And he was executed by the rebel forces in allegation of high embezzlement in that department.He deposited 70kg of diamonds and 50kg of gold including $15million dollars cash in a security company here in Accra Ghana,which he used me as the next of kin in case of death or incapacitation.Now I have decided to withdraw the deposit for any possible investment only abroad hence my contacting you . However I have concluded to compensate you with 20% of the total sum for your assistance as long as you will handle the transaction in good faith and ultmost trust .The whole origenal document are with me intact with my father's will from the high court. Please, your quick responds will be highly appreciated as I have concluded arrangments to leave Ghana for some urgent reasons soon. Best regards, Phillipe Mathins. [So another unsuspecting scammer steps into the lions den!] [Monty fires off a truly outrageous reply with more spelling mistakes than Phillipes proposal!] [From Monty To Phillipe] DREAR PHILLAPLE I IS VERY EGGSITED BOUT EW PROPOSALSTHAT EW SENDS TOME. CAN YOU LET MENO WOT I HAVES TO DO I REALLY WANT TO HELP YOU COSREFUGEES LIKE YOU ARE ALWAYS TREATED LIKE SHITAND THAT MAKES ME ALL SAD AND THEN I CRY. I LOVED YOUR SONG "READY OR NOT REFUGEES TAKING OVER A BUFFALO SOLDIER DREADLOCK RASTA SITTING WITH ME HOMIES AND A BOWL OF PASTA TESCO TROLLEY WITH A WONKY CASTER PUSHING IT HARD BUT IT WON'T GO NO FASTER" BLOODY GREAT THAT WAS MATE. I BUYED IT ON TAPE AND PLAYED IT WEN I WENT JOYRIDING IN FORD SIERRAS. I LOVE AFRICANS IS IT RIGHT EW AVE ALL GOT BIG NOBS? MY MOTHER IS IN PRISON FOR ROBBING THE POST OFFICE WITH A CUCUMBER IN A BAG. SHE WAS PISSED UP ON SPECIAL VAT AT THE TIME. SHE GAVE ME THE MONEY AND I HAVE GOT £16,000 UNDER MY MATRESS. THE REST I USED TO START A MARKET STALL SELLING SWEETIES AND THAT TO KIDS. DO YOU AVE MATRESSES IN AFRICA? PLEASE RIGHT TO ME SOON BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE DOES AND I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. CAN I COME TO STAY WITH YOU? SEE YOU SOON AND I HOPE YOU GET ENOUGH PORRIDGE OR WHATEVER YOU WANKERS EAT OUT THERE. AS MY BUDDY FLIPPER USED TO SAY "WHO STUCK THAT CORK IN MY BLOW HOLE". "WHO STUCK THAT ELECTRIC FIRE IN MY TANK". "GET THAT HARPOON OUT OF MY FIN YOU EVIL TOSSER". "WHY DID YOU STUFF ME IN THIS TUNA TIN". DO YOU HAVE DOLPHINSIN AFRICA OR IS IT TOO HOT FOR THEM? WELL I'M GOING TO INJECT SOME VIM INTO THE VEINS OF MY COCK. BYE NOW. MONTY [Will he reply? You Bet!] [From Phillipe To Monty] Goodday Sir, thank you for your email. I heard what you told me cencering gour mother. I hope that our Alimghty God will guide and prtect her. I aslo Lost my mother and my father during the war please Iwant you to stand as my Late father foreign business parthner to sing the consignment out from the security company said that I must come with my father foreige business partner before the consignment will be signed out All the documents that covered the consignment are with me. I want to know whether you can comedown Accra Ghana.send your personal phone NUMBER AND FAX NUMBER TO me easy to communicate with you . you can call me with this NO; 00233-27-743-0370 for neccessary information thank phillipe [Monty tries to teach Phillipe some Darkness song lyrics! In fact song lyrics are a theme in this bait for a while.. See if you can spot them.] [From Monty To Phillipe] HIYA PHILLIPP IT IS GREAT TO HEARFROM YOU. THANKS TOYOU FOR WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY MUM. IT IS HER OWN FAULT THAT SHE WAS PUT IN JAIL BECAUSE IT ISN'T THE FIRST TIME SHE HAS ROBBED SOMEWHERE WITH A WEAPON. SHE IS ALWAYS THE SAME WHEN SHE IS PISSED UP ON CIDER. I AM LISTENING TO MY CD AT THE MOMENT. DO YOU LIKE THE DARKNESS? THEIR MUSIC IS GREAT "I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHYM OF MY HEART THERE'S A CHANCE WE COULD PAINT MY FENCE ROUND THE FRONT AND THE SIDES AND BACK" HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THIS MONEY THEN? WHAT HAVE I GOT TO DO? I REALLY WANT TO COME DOWN AND SEE YOU IN AFRICA BUT WILL I HAVE TO STAY IN THE REFUGGEE CAMP? DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT I WOULDN'T LIKE THAT BECAUSE BARBED WIRE MAKES ME THINK OF MY POOR MUM. MY DAD WAS KILLED BY A FEROCIOUS DOG ABOUT 6 MONTHS AGO AND LEFT ME £25,000 SO I CAN USE SOME OF THAT TO COME AND SEE YOU. YOU ARE THE BESTEST FRIEND I HAVE HAD BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO BE RICH! I WILL GET MY MATE VINCE TO LOOK AFTER MY BUSINESS WHILE I AM AWAY I DON'T REALLY WANT TO USE A PHONE TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE I AVE GOT A TERRIBLE SPEECH IMPEDIMENT THAT STOPS ME SAYING ANY VOWELS. IS IT OK TO JUST USE E-MAILS? I NEVER SPENT MUCH TIME IN SCHOOL BUT I'VE TAUGHT LADIES PLENTY. IT'S TRUE I RENT MY BODY OUT FOR PAY AH WAY HEY! I'VE BEEN ON FIRE FOR CHERYL TEAGUE, BLOWN UP FOR RAQUEL WELCH, BUT WHEN I END UP IN THE HAY ITS ONLY HAY AH WEY HEY. TO MAKE OUR MAILS SAFE, PLEASE CAN YOU USE A PASSWORD FOR ME FROM NOW ON? PLEASE CAN YOU MENTION MY FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM IN YOUR MAILS? THEY ARE CALLED ARSENAL. GOTO THEIR WEBSITE ON WWW.ARSENAL.COM THEY ARE BRILL!! PLEASE CAN YOU SAY "UP THE ARSE" IN YOUR MAILS FROM NOW ON? I'LL USE A PASSWORD TOO IF YOU LIKE! WHEN CAN I COME TO SEE YOU IN AFRICA? WILL I NEED TO BRING ANYTHING WITH ME? PLEASE WRITE TOME SOON PHILL AND CALL ME MONTY FROM NOW ON BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED SIR. BYE BYE MY FRIEND MONTY [And Monty has set up the password for future correspondence and maybe a future theme for the bait?] [From Phillipe To Monty;] Goodday Monty, I am very happy to hear from you. AS you said, I will be aslo very happy if you come down to Ghana so that I will go back with you and spend the rest of my life with you, When you come down to Africa(Ghana)you are not going to stay in the refuqes camp will stay in a hotel in a good environment. Sorry for what happe to you and your late father. the email is okay,but lf you have personal fax you can attach it so that we can use the the two .I CHOOSE TRUE LOVE as my password. so anytime you so True Love you would know it is me. I will be very happy if you can come from now to friday. try to let me know. Well I don't need much from you. All my problem is how to sing the consingnment out from the security company. you are not going to spend much thing. I will go to the security company today to infom them that my Lafe father foreign business partner is coming to sings the consignment out.I will aslo ask them the procedure that guidethe sigming of consignment.lf there tell me I will let you know. I LIKE Henrry from Arsenal. I have been watching his style of play, thanks your friend phillipe N;B. Please instruction I will like you to this make this our discussion confidential because nobody knows his enemy. [From Phillipe To Monty] Dear monty, I hope you got my letter yesterday. why Idid not hear from you, are you well att? let me hear from you. As I told you yesterday that Iwill be going to the security company, Ilater went there.I meet the direcfor, I told him that my lote father foreign business partner is coming to sing the consignment out. He asked me where you are coming then I told him that you are from england. He told me that there have branch in Holand, I ask him whether there can send it to Holand so that you there and receive if. He said yes so Iwant to know whether you can traell to Holand so that I will forward all the document to you . UP THE"ARSENAL" THANKS PHILLIPE N.B. please this is urgent reply, let me hear from you soon [Well He got the password half right I think it was at this point that we definately decided to turn Phillipe Gay!] [From Monty To Phillipe] DEAR PHILLPLE SORRY I DIDN'T RIGHT BACK TOO YOU SOONER BUT I WAS TRYING TO SORT OUT ALL OF THE STUFF SO I COULD COME TO SEE YOU. I WON'T BE ABLE TO GO TO HOLLAND TO MEET THEM PEOPLE. I AM BANNED FROM HOLLAND FOR LIFE BECAUSE A FEW YEARS BACK I WAS CAUGHT SMUGGLING DRUGS OUT OF THERE. I HAD 18 KILOS OF HEROIN INSIDE ME THAT I HAD SWALLOWED. I WAS BEING USED AS A MULE MATE. I WAS PUT IN PRISON FOR 3 YEARS BUT THEN I CAME OUT. CAN I STILL COME TO SEE YOU INSTEAD? I WILL BE ABLE TO BOOK A FLIGHT FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS TIME. I WANTED TO COME TO SEE YOUR REFUGGEE CAMP AND STAY WITH YOU A BIT. YOU ALSO SAID THAT YOU WILL BE COMING TO SEE ME. WHEN ARE YOU COMING? I WANTED TO SEE YOU WALKING BACKWARDS. AND GET THE SENSATION OF YOU COMING HOME. I WANTED TO SEE YOU WALKING AWAY FROM ME. WITHOUT THE SENSATION OF YOU LEAVING ME ALONE. YOU CAN COME AND PLAY WITH MY GARDEN WOLF "SHAGGY" WHEN YOU COME OVER. I HAVE HAD HER FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW. I HAVE PUT HER PICTURE ON THIS MAIL FOR YOU TO LOOK AT. WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? I THINK YOU WILL HAVE BEADY EYES AND A CROOKED SMILE. I AM A HANDSOME MAN AND HAVE GOT A NICE MOUSTACHE. DO YOU LIKE BANGER RACING? I WENT WITH MY FRIEND THE OTHER DAY AND WE SAW A FORD CORTINA GETTING RIGHT MASHED UP. IT WAS GREAT. HOPEFULLY HEAR FROM YOU SOON. BYE MY FRIEND MONTY "UP THE ARSE!" P.S. I HOPE THE PICTURE OF SHAGGY COMES OUT. SHE COST ME OVER £3000 TO BUY AS GARDEN WOLVES ARE RARE IN ENGLAND. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF HER. [Here's a Picture of "SHAGGY", Monty's "Garden Wolf!" ] [Two objectives now... First to get a picture of Phillipe holding a sign saying "up the arse" whilst holding a cat and secondly to throw him off his script so we can fuck with his head] [And Phil is beginning to take the bait, he gets the password right in this email;] [From Phillipe To Monty] Dear Friend Monty, thank you for hearing from you, Please any time I write to you try to reply me urgent so that I will be able to give you the neccessary information. I will aslo be very happy if you comdown. Please Monty, give me the date of your coming and your flight Shadow so that I will come and Pick you in the airport.I Mean when you comedown I will go together with you to stay in England that is what I mean by coming to see you. so that I will have a look of your WOLF(SHAGGY) to play with her. Please any thing I am doing with you, Iam doing it with trust. Iam waiting to hear from you for your coming . Monty, let me hear you Soon. thanks phillipe ''UP THE ARSE'' N;B Please Instruction, I have lost my mother and my father try to make it confidential because this is the only hope I have for my living in this world. [From Monty To Phillipe] DREAR PHILLIPLE. I WILL REPLY TO TO YOU TOMORROW. I AM IN A MEETING NOW TO GET MY FRIEND TO LOOK AFTER MY BUSINESS WHEN I COME TO SEE YOU. UP THE ARSE. LOVE MONTY [Phillipe tries to get back onto his script;] [From Phillipe To Monty] Why I never hear from you. try to send me email today. My Good Friend Iwant you to understand that Ihave took your name to the security company as my Late Father foreign business parrtner. there request about the document Ishow it to them. I asked them what next to do before there will release the consignment to you there told me that there will change the ownership name So that there will change it to your own name as my Late father foreigen business partner .I aslo asked them the procedure they said that it is only USD120 dollare. I ask them how long it will take to recicve this changing of wnership back when you pay this money, there said that you will recieve it that that same day, that is waht the director told me, I wil be very happy if everything is changed to yourb name so that when you come down it will be very easy for us to recieve the consignment. Please you know my condition here in Ghana try to send the money through my name. Phillipe Mathins.(in Western Union)Immediately I recieve the money I will go and meet meet the Drector for the changing of ownership. When I recieve the document I will forward it to you so thatb when you so that when you are coming down you will come with it Please let me hear from you soon. "UP TH ARSE" thanks phillipe NB Please tell me about your preparation of coming [From Monty To Phillipe] DREAR PHLIPPE I AM SORRY I HAVNT RITTEN TO YOU FOR A DAY BUT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO ARRANGE FLIGHTS AND COVER FOR WHEN I TRAVEL. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AND WILL TRY TO BRING YOU A GIFT FROM ENGLAND. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE? I WILL FIND OUT WHEN I FLY IN THE NEXT DAY OR TWO. THEN I WILL TELL YOU. I HAD TO VISIT MY MOTHER IN PRISON TODAY AND IT HAS UPSET ME. SHE HAS DECIDED TO TURN LESBIAN AND NOW HAS A GIRLFRIEND CALLED MICHELLE. THEY SHARE A CELL TOGETHER AND HAVE SEX EVERY NIGHT.. DO YOU HAVE LESBIANS IN AFRICA? I WANT TO COME TO SEE YOU AS SOON AS I CAN AS I THINK WHERE YOU LIVE IS PARADISE! ESPAECIALLY BECAUSE WE WILL BOTH BE RICH RAGZ TO RICHES OR SO THEY SAY, YOU GOTTA KEEP PUSHIN FOR THE FORTUNE AND FAME, IT'S ALL A GAMBLE WHEN ITS JUST A GAME. YOU TREAT IT LIKE A CAPITAL CRIME, EVERYBODY IS DOING THEIR TIME. TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY. TAKE ME HOME. WHAT IS WESTERN UNION? IS THAT LIKE A FAX MACHINE? HOW DO I FAX YOU 120 DOLLARS? i'LL HAVE TO GET DOLLARS FROM THE WHEELYBIN BECAUSE IN ENGLAND WE USE POUNDS GLAD YOU LIKED SHAGGY. APPARENTLY GARDEN WOLVES LIKE HER COME FROM AFRICA. THEY COST LOTS OF MONEY OVER HERE THOUGH. ARE THEY EXPENSIVE IN AFRICA? I HAD TO PAY £1455 FOR SHAGGY. I WANT TO GET A NEW GARDEN WOLF AS WELL. I WOULD LIKE SHAGGY TO HAVE A LITTLE FRIEND TO PLAY WITH. IF YOU HAVE THEM IN AFRICA I MIGHT BUY ONE WHEN I'M THERE. IF YOU HAVE GOT THEM, COULD YOU GET ME ONE READY FOR WHEN I COME? I WILL WRITE TO YOU OVER THE WEEKEND TO TELL YOU WHAT IS HAPPENING. UP THE ARSE MONTY [Can you spot the Guns 'n Roses lyrics in the above mail?] [Phillipe tries to dangle the carrot of Garden Wolves to make Monty comply;] [From Phillipe To Monty] DEAR MONTY, PLEASE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO BE WRITTING TO ME VERY DAY BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HEARING FROM YOU, AS YOU AS YOU SAID THAT YOU CAN NOT TALK IN PHONE BECAUSE OF YOUR "SPEECH IMPEDEMENT" I LIKE MUSIC,SO I WANT YOU TO BRING ME MINI CD EARPHONE AND CAMERA I WILL BE VERY HAPPY. I WAS EXPECTING YOU IN THIS WEEKEND TO COMEDOWN BECAUSE THE SNGNING OF THE CONSIGNMENT CAN NOT TAKE US ONE WEEK, SO THAT I WILL GO BACK WITH YOU TO ENGLAND TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE. PLEASE HAVE YOU BOOK YOUR FLIGHT? LET ME KNOW BESIDE I WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU HERE IN GHANA NEXT WEEK. PLEASE TRY TO SUSPEND ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING BECAUSE THE CONSIGNMENT IS ACCUMILATING MORE DUMURAGE AS IT IS IN THE COMPANY. I WILL BE GONIG TOMORROW TO ENQUIRE FROM THE PEOPLE THAT SALE THE LITTLE WOLF. TRY TO GET BACK TO ME SO THAT I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT THE PRICE OF THE LITTLE WOLF. MY FRIEND, WESTERN UNION IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN SEND MONEY TO ANY WHERE IN THE WORLD (IT IS CALLED WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER) THERE ARE IN EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD.IF YOU GO THERE TELL THEM THAT YOU WANT TO SEND MONEY TO YOUR BROTHER IN GHANA.SEND THE MONEY TO MY NAME PHILLIP MATHINS SO THAT I WILL TAKE IT TO THE DIRECTOR FOR THE CHANGING OF THE OWNERSHIP. WHEN YOU SEND IT TRY TO GIVE ME LETTER AND INFORMATION.AS YOU SAID THAT ENGLAND IS NOT USING DOLLARS YOU CAN SEND IT IN POUNDS (THAT 100 pounds)PLEASE THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TRY TO SEND IT TOMORROW SO THAT THE DIRECTOR WILL DO THE CHANGING OF OWNERSHIP. AS SOON AS THE DIRECTOR DO THE CHANGING OF OWNERSHIP I WILL FORWARD IT TO YOU SO THAT WHEN YOU ARE COMING YOU WILL COME WITH IT, LET ME HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS MAIL. FORGET WHAT YOUR MOTHER IS DOING, AS SOON AS WE GET THIS MONEY ALL THE PROBLEM WILL BE SOLVED. THANKS PHILLIPE UP THE ARSE NB . MY GOOD FRIEND. PLEASE WHEN YOU ARE COMING TO SING THE CONSIGNMENT OUT, DON'T TELL ANYBODY THAT YOU ARE COMING TO RECIEVE MONEY IN GHANA BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR ENEMY IF THERE ASK YOU TELL THEM THAT YOU GOING TO VISIT YOUR FRIEND. [Poor Phillipe, all that typing for nothing!] [From Monty To Phillipe] DEAR PHILLIP I AM TRYING TO FIND A WESTERN UNION PLACE NEAR ME SO I CAN SEND YOU THE MONEY. I WILL TRY TO GET THERE TODAY OR MONDAY. SUNDAY EVERYTHING IN ENGLAND SHUTS BECAUSE IT IS GODS BIRTHDAY. I WILL GO TO TOWN LATER TO BUY YOU YOUR GIFTS. I LIKE MUSIC TOO AND HAVE OVER 20 CD'S NOW. I HAVE BEEN COLLECTING THEM FOR 8 YEARS. THEY ARE VERY EXPENSIVE IN BRITAIN. I HOPE YOU CAN GET ME A WOLF. IN FACT, IF THEY ARE CHEAP ENOUGH, WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN SELLING THEM IN ENGLAND? THEY ARE VERY EXPENSIVE OVER HERE, SO YOU COULD BUY THEM AND SEND THEM TO ME AND THEN I COULD SELL THEM IN ENGLAND. WE COULD SHARE THE PROFITS. WE COULD MAKE SOME TIDY MONEY THAT WAY. I GET UP AROUND SEVEN GET OUT OF BED AROUND NINE. AND I DON'T WORRY ABOUT NOTHING NO, BECAUSE WORRYING IS A WASTE OF MY TIME. I WANT YOU NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE DEAL, I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE ABOUT IT. I TOLD MY COUSIN THAT I AM GOING TO MEET YOU BECAUSE WE MET ON A HOMOSEXUAL NOTICE BOARD. I TOLD HIM WE ARE VERY CLOSE FRIENDS. WHAT IS "DUMURAGE"? IS IT LIKE MOSS? WHAT TYPE OF CAMERA DO YOU WANT? YOU CAN EITHER HAVE A DIGITAL ONE OR A NORMAL ONE THAT YOU PUT FILMS IN. LET ME KNOW AND I'LL BUY ONE. I HAVE SENT YOU A SCAN OF MY PASSPORT SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE. WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE? I HAVE ASKED ABOUT THE FLIGHT AND IT WILL TAKE ME ABOUT A WEEK TO GET MY VISA SORTED OUT WITH THE HURDYGURDY DEPARTMENT OF THE GOVERNMENT. THEY NEED THREE FORMS SENT TO THEM. I TOLD THEM THAT MY BROTHER IS VERY ILL AND I NEED TO GET TO SEE HIM. THE MAN THERE SAID I MIGHT NEED MORE PAPERWORK TO GET OUT THERE. I WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED. I WILL SPEAK TO YOU SOON. MONTY UP THE ARSE!! [Richard Pryor AKA Monty J Brewster.] [Phil tries to put off the business of the garden wolves;] [From Phillipe To Monty] Dear Monty, Sorry that I Did not reply you yesterday, because I was sick. My Good Friend please try to send the money for the changing of ownership early in the morning tomorrow, because I will be going to the security company tomorrow, So that when I am going I will go with it. So that the Director will do the changing of ownership. when he finish it I will forward it to you because the changing of ownership is very important. So that when you comedown it will be very easy for Us to recieve the consignment (THE DUMURAGE IS FOR THE SECURING OF THE CONSIGNMENT IN THE COMPANY.) Concerning the "WOLF", it will be better when you comedown we discuss about it. So that if the business is good we will use some of the money to buy some and go back. I have seen your picture. you are a very handsome-man when you comedown you will see me in person. I am also a handsome-man like you. For the camera I will like you to buy Digital camera, My late Father was Using it before his Untimely death.So if you see it buy one for me. As soon as you get this letter,let me hear from you . thanks phillipe UP THE ARSE NB when you send the money tomorrow morning, Please send to me all the information So that I will go there and collet it. I hope from now till Friday you will be with me here in Ghana, Please let me know. [After reading that I can't help wondering if Phillipe suspects that Monty is gay.] [From Monty To Phillipe] DEAR PHILLIPLE I AM GOING TO GO TO WESTERN UNION TOMORROW. IT MAY NOT BE UNTIL THE AFTERNOON AS I HAVE TO TRAVEL A LONG WAY TO GET THERE. I HAVE BOUGHT YOU A GOODMANS CD PLAYER AND A CAMERA. I GOT THEM FROM ARGOS. I WILL BE TRYING TO SORT OUT MY FLIGHT TOMORROW TOO. I WILL TRY TO GET TO GHANA AT THE END OF THE WEEK. WHAT HOTEL SHALL I STAY IN? UP THE ARSE MONTY [And we decided that it was now time to put pedal to metal and really tear phillipes nerves to shreds. we are sure that he is hooked at this point and we want to introduce Reverend Mary Hinge to the bait... Obviously Monty is a little bit strange and over the next few emails you can witness Monty's spectacular decline into total insanity.] [From Monty To Phillipe] DREAR PHLIPPLE I KNOW I WROTE EARLIER BUT I AM FEELING REALLY ILL NOW AND YOU ARE MYFRIOEND. SHAGGY ATE ALL OF MY TABLETS AND SHE IS VERY ILL TOO. SHE IS JUST LYING ON THE FLOOR AND WILL NOT MOVE. I HAVE TRIED POKING HER WITH MY PHALLUS, BUT SHE IS JUST STIFF AS A BOARD. SHE HAS GONE COLD TOO. I WILL GET THE VET TO COME AND LOOK AT HER TOMORROW MORNING. THE VOICES ARE COMING BACK IN MY HEAD AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. THEY ARE TELLING ME TO BURN EVERYONE. I'M NOT DOING THAT AGAIN. I NEED MY TABLETS. CAN YOU GIVE ME TABLETS? IF SHAGGY DIES THEN I NEED A NEW WOLF. YOU MUST TELL ME ALL ABOUT WOLVES IN AFRICA OR I CAN'T COME. JELLYPOP PERKY JEAN I LOVE YOU. OH DON'T YOU KNOW? I AM FEELING SO ILL I HAVE HAD TO CALL MY VICAR TO COME AND FELLATE ME. HER NAME IS MARY HINGE AND SHE IS LIKE A MOTHER TO ME ONLY NOT A LESBIAN OR A CRIMINAL. SHE IS A GOOD VICAR BUT NOT A MAN. YOU SAID YOU ARE HANDSOME. PLEASE CAN I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU? I WANT TO SEE YOU HOLDING A SIGN WITH YOUR PASSWORD ON IT. I BET YOUR BEADY LITTLE EYES WILL SHINE THROUGH THE PICTURE AND WILL CAUSE ME HOT FLUSHES. I AM NOT WEARING ANY TROUSERS. HOW CAN I MAKE SHAGGY BETTER? SHE IS ALL COLD AND HER TAIL HAS COME OFF WHEN I HIT HER WITH THE SHOVEL. IT MADE HER MOVE A BIT THOUGH. HER LEFT EAR IS A BIT SINGED BECAUSE SHE FELL NEAR THE FIRE. I HATE THE SMELL OF BURNING SKIN. BURN THEM AGAIN. KILL THE PAIN AND PLEASE THE LORD I AM GOING TO USE YOUR CAMERA TO TAKE A PICTURE OF ME TO SEND YOU. I WANT TO SEE YOUR PICTURE. IT WILL MAKE ME COME QUICKER. UP THE ARSE PHLIPPLE I LOVE YOU MONTY -X- [So Monty has killed his cat..... Can it get worse?] [TWO MINUTES LATER! Monty fires another one at him...] [From Monty To Phillipe] WHY HAVEN'T YOU WRITTEN BACK? I NEED MY TABLETS UP THE ARSE. I STILL LOVE YOU MONTY -X- P.S. I THINK SHAGGY IS DEAD. I JUST PUT HER IN THE MICROWAVE TO TRY AND WARM HER UP AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES. I AM GOING TO BURY HER NOW. [Amazingly Phillipe replies although we thought he would.] [From Phillipe To Monty] DEAR MONTY, SORRY THAT I DIDN'T REPLY YOU YESTERDAY I WAS SERIOULY SICK, THIS MORNING I GET YOUR EMAIL. AS YOU SEND ME EMAIL THAT THE WOLF HAS DIED I WAS CRYING AS I WAS READING THE EMAIL.BECAUSE I WANTED TO COME AND SEE THE WOLF 'SHAGGY' BUT I PROMISE YOU WHEN YOU COME I WILL GET YOU AS QUANTITY AS YOU WANT BECAUSE IN GHANA HERE THEY DON'T KNOW THE VALUE. PLEASE AS YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME I WANT YOU TO STOP CRYING. BECAUSE I WILL MAKE SURE THAT I FOUND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOLF FOR YOU THAT WILL REPLACE "SHAGGY" WHEN YOU COMEDOWN. AS I TOLD YOU, DURING THE LIBERIAN WAR WE WERE FOUR IN OUR FAMILY. THERE KILL ALL MY SISTERS AND BROTHER. I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT ESCAPE THAT IS WHY I AM STILL ALIVE TODAY. I DID NOT ESCAPE WITH ANYTHING EVEN MY SHOES AND CLOTHES. EVEN AS I AM HERE IN GHANA I DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY TO SHNAP NEW PICTURE THAT IS WHY I REQUEST CAMERA SO THAT I WILL USE IT TO SHNAP NEW PICTURES, PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND ME. WELL I PROMISE YOU THAT WHEN YOU COMEDOWN TO GHANA HERE, IF THERE IS ANY PROBLEM WITH YOU I WILL MAKE SURE WE SOLVE IT BEFORE WE GO BACK TO ENGLAND. THE HOTEL YOU WILL STAY IS NOT A PROBLEM I WILL MAKE SURE THAT IT WILL BE A GOOD HOTEL BECAUSE I WILL STAY WITH YOU, I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME YOUR SON BECAUSE I AM A YOUNG-MAN. I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE THERE ARE SELLING THE WOLF, AFTER THAT I WILL GO TO THE SECURITY COMPANY, SO TRY TO SEND THE MONEY BEFORE I WILL GO TO THE COMPANY TO SEE THE DIRECTOR FOR THE CHANGING OF OWNERSHIP. I WILL GET BACK TO YOU LATER. THANKS PHILLIPE UP THE ARSE NB PLEASE AS YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WILL COME THIS WEEK, TRY TO COME SO THAT ALL THIS PROBLEM WILL BE SOLVED. SEND ME YOUR SHADOW SO THAT I WILL KNOW THE TIME. STOP CRYING YOU WILL GET BACK THE WOLF HERE IN GHANA WHEN YOU COME OK, I PROMISE.!!! [Did Phillipe manage to pacify Monty?] [Let's introduce Reverend Mary Hinge to the bait!!] [From Mary to phillipe] Dear Phillipe, I am reverend Mary Hinge, a lifelong friend of Monty. I came to his house and found him in a terrible state and we had to give him his drugs and send him to hospital. He seems to have killed his Garden Wolf. He is in a terrible state. I am afraid that they do not have the internet where he is, all he is getting at the moment are electric shocks. God bless you, Reverend Mary Hinge. [Perhaps Mary is the voice of reason that Phillipe needs to get his deal completed?] [From Phillipe To Monty] DEAR MONTY, GOOD NEWS I HOPE NOW YOU ARE OK. I HAVE GONE FOR THE PLACE THERE ARE TRAINING THE WOLF THEN I MEET THE OWNER HE TOLD ME THAT WHEN YOU COME I SHOULD CONTACT HIM SO THAT HE WILL BRING IT TO YOU. I AM DOING ALL THIS THING BECAUSE OF THE LOVE I HAVE WITH YOU, BECAUSE IF ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU I CAN KILL MYSELF,WHEN DID YOU BOOK YOUR FLIGHT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW BECAUSE I AM SO WORRIED TO SEE YOU. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL IN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. PLEASE TRY TO SEND THE MONEY TODAY SO THAT I WILL GO AND MEET THE DIRECTOR FOR THE CHANGING OF OWNERSHIP.TRY TO SEND ME EMAIL TODAY . THANKS PHILLIPE UP THE ARSE, NB/ BEAR ANYTHING THAT HAPPEN TO YOU AS A MAN.I MYSEIF I IOSE ALL MY PARENTS BOTH MY SISTERS AND BROTHER. SO STOP THIKING I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE.I WANT TO BE WITH YOU IN ENGLAND. [Awwwwwwwww.. Isn't he sweet?] [Phil is still trying to communicate even though Monty is in the nut house!] [From Phillipe to monty] MONTY, PLEASE WHAT IS HAPPENING, I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU. TELL ME WHAT IS THE MATTER, I HAVE TOLD YOU TO COMEDOWN IN GHANA SO THAT WE WILL BUY ANOTHER WOIF TO REPLACE (SHAGGY).I WILL MAKE SURE THAT I SNAP MY PICTURE AND SEND TO YOU TODAY . BESIDE YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE MONEY, BECAUSE I TOLD YOU MY CONDITION HERE IN GHANA TRY TO COMEDOWN SO THAT ALL THIS PROBLEM WILL BE SOLVED PLEASE COME BACK TO YOUR NORMAL LIFE, LET HEAR FROM YOU SOON THANKS PHILLIPE [At last he replies to Mary after hearing nothing from Monty... and asks her to put him on a plane to Ghana!] [From Phillipe to mary] DEAR Sir, Thank you for your email, for the information you gave me Well Iam not after his money, What I am after is love and understanding.lf not because of my late father's death I could have not know him, because when you are talking of money my late father has money and Access. If not because of the wicked man Charles Taylor and the war in our country Liberia, I could have not Losse my father or see myself in Ghana suffering. Well I promise you for heavenly sake,when my friend come here in Ghana Iwill make sure that all his problem wiil be solved before we go back to England . for his WOLF (SHAGGY) I Promise him that I will get him a more beautiful one he will use to replace shaggy. please help me to save his life, make sure that he come to Ghana this week so that all this problem will be solved, because if he conti nue staying longer in England he will be thinking of the WOLF(SHAGGY). I want him to come so that he see SHAGGY again. I am sure that the drugs you gave him will be good to him. When I COME TO ENGLAND I will like to meet you if you do this my friend. please try to be a good friend because a friend Indeed is a friend in Need. please go and book the flight for him immediately you recieve this mail. After that try to contact me. thanks phillipe NB PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOU DIDN'T GIVE ANYBODY THIS MY CONTACT BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY PERSON LEFT TO INHERIT MY LATE FATHER'S ACCESTS. [Time we stopped fucking around and got this guys picture! Emotional blackmail is always a good ploy in these situations!] [From Mary to Phillipe] Dear Phillipe, Thank you for your kind email. However I must correct you first of all, I am not a sir, I am a woman, my name is Reverend Mary Hinge and I am a female minister in the church of the twilight and I worship gods holy phallus. I am glad you are looking for love, Monty is a very loving man, as well as a very wealthy man but he is disturbed. I have some bad news for you Phillipe, I hope you are sitting down. When he read your email saying that you wouldn't have your picture taken for him he went mad. I am afraid that Monty put his penis in the electrical powerpoint and administered himself 240 volts DC. He is not very well, his heart stopped and the paramedics had to revive him. This is why I say that you MUST do as he asks, please for the sake of the lord, he is very unstable after the death of Shaggy. Monty cannot reply to your emails at the moment, he is in the psychiatric hospital and he keeps going on that you were supposed to take your photograph for him? He told me to tell you to send a photograph of you holding a Garden Wolf in one hand and a sign with your password "Up The Arse " in the other hand. I think that if you get this picture for him we can get him discharged from the mental hospital but as it is I cannot make travel arrangements because he has been sectioned under the wankerdom act of kronenbourg 1664. [The beer I was drinking at the time] Please endeavor to send the photo as soon as you can and I assure you that he will come good again. If you get this photograph I will be very grateful but as things are I cannot see him recovering until he sees you with the sign and the Garden Wolf. I hope you understand and I pray that you will demonstrate your real love for Monty by getting this picture taken. As soon as I have the picture I can get him out of the hospital and he will be able to come to see you. God Bless you and your microscopic cognitive abilities, Reverend Mary Hinge. Ps. Please Phillipe, do not underestimate how disturbed he is. If He doesn't get the photograph I think he may take his own life. [So Mary has explained Monty's bizzare behaviour is down to mental instability which gives us license to really unleash our true venom on him later.]
		[From Phillipe to Mary] DEAR MADAM, I WILL TRY ALL POSSIBLE MEANS TODAY TO MAKE SURE THAT I SNAP MY OWN PERSONAL PICTURE FIRST WITH THE PASSWORD "UP THE ARSE" FOR HIM TO SEE ME AND COME BACK TO HIS NORMAL LIFE AGAIN AFTER THAT I WILL GO TO THE PLACE THERE ARE TRAINING THE WOLF TO TAKE PICTURE WITH THE WOLF. BUT TELL HIM TO COME BACK TO THE HOUSE, THANKS PHILLIPE NB .MAKE SURE THAT YOU DIDN'T GIVE ANYBODY MY CONTACT PLEASE TO SAFE MY LIFE. [OK! WE'LL ONLY PUBLISH IT ON THE INTERNET!] [From Phillipe to monty] DEAR MONTY, THIS IS MY PICTURE, I WANT YOU TO HAVE A LOOK AT IT AND SEE HOW HANDSOME I AM, PLEASE I WANT YOU TO BE OK AS SOON AS YOU SEE THIS MY PICTURE,I WILL GET BACK TO YOU LATER OK. NOW I AM GOING TO THE PLACE WHERE THERE ARE TRAINING THE WOLF, WHEN I GO THERE I WILL GET BACK TO YOU MONTY PLEASE I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU THAT YOU ARE OK. THANKS YOUR BELOVED FRIEND PHILLIPE "UP THE ARSE" [Phillipe includes this forgery which won't do..] [From Phillipe to Monty, Phillipe is not very bright and he continues to send mail to Monty even though Monty is in a padded cell somewhere.] DEAR MONTY, I HOPE THAT EVERYTHING IS OK.NOW. IHAVE SEND MY PICTURE TO YOU AND I HOPE YOU HAVE SEEN ME HOLDING THE PASSWORD "UP THE ARSE"YOU HAVE ALSO SEEN MY BEADY EYE AND MY MOUSTACHE BECAUSE I TOLD YOU THAT I AM AHANDSOME YOUNG MAN LIKE YOU. IF YOU ARE SURE THAT YOU LOVE ME AS ILOVE YOU, I WANT YOU TO COME BACK TO YOUR NORMAL LIFE. PLEASE MONTY DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE WOLF'(SHAGGY), I WILL REPLACE IT NFOR YOU WITH A VERY BEAUTIFUL ONE. I WENT TO THE PLACE THERE ARE TRAINING THE WOLF, I MEET THE OWNER HE TOLD ME THAT HE DOES NOT ALLOW SOMEBODY TO SNAP A PICTURE WITH THE WOLF, THAT UNLESS THE PERSON WANT TO BUY IT. I WANT YOU TO COME SO THAT WE WILL BUY IT AND REPLACE SHAGGY. THE ONE I SAW IS VERY VERY BEAUTIFUL. SO WHEN WILL YOU BE COMING , LET ME KNOW. I WILL BE GOING TO THE COMPANY TODAY TO SEE THE DIRECTOR. AS SOON AS YOU RECIEVE THIS MY LETTER, TRY TO GET BACK TO ME TODAY. THANKS PHILLIPE "UP THE ARSE" NB/TRY TO BE OK. BECAUSE ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL SHAGGY HAS BEE FOUND. PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE IN GHANA THIS DECEMBER, I WANT TO BE WITH TYOU IN ENGLAND. SO WHEN WILL YOU BE COMING LET ME KNOW. [Phillipe loves Monty? Hohohoho! This will be fun and by now we're sure that Phillipe knows Monty is gay.] [After getting no reply from Monty he tries Mary again!] [From Phillipe to Mary] DEAR MADAM, I HOPE THAT MY BELOVED FRIEND MONTY IS BACK AT HOME, PLEASE LET KNOW. AS I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY THAT I WILL SNAP PICTURE TODAY, I HAVE SEND IT TO HIM. IF HE IS NOT BACK AT HOME TRY TO TELL HIM THAT I HAVE SEND THE PICTURE WITH THE PASSWORD "UP THE ARSE" AS HE TOLD ME TO DO, I HAVE DONE IT FOR HIM TO COME BACK TO HIS NORMAL LIFE. LET HIM SEE MY BEADY EYES AND MOUSTACHE BECAUSE I TOLD HIM THAT I AM A HANDSOME-MAN LIKE HIM. I AM SURE AFTER HE SEE THIS MY PICTURE THE ARRANGEMENT WILL BE MADE FOR HIS COMING. LET ME HEAR FROM YOU THANKS PHILLIPE NB/PLEASE MADAM MONTY'S HEALTH HAS CAUSE ME HEART PROBLEM, AND BESIDE I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO TAKE MYSELF TO THE HOSPITAL.PLEASE IF YOU CAN HELP ME WITH ANY LITTLE AMOUNT I WILL BE HAPPY SO THAT I WILL USE IT TO TREAT MYSELF IN THE HOSPITAL. BUT MADAM DON'T LET MY FRIEND MONTY TO KNOW ABOUT MY HEALTH PROBLEM BECAUSE IF HE KNOW I DON'T KOWN WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIM AGAIN. BUT I PRAY GOD WILL TAKE CARE OF MY LIFE .IF YOU WANT TO SEND THE MONEY, SEND IT THROUGH MY NAME PHILLIPE MATHINS. AND CONTACT ME AFTER THAT . [Shows how caring he is, the little stoat is begging for money from Mary. He will regret blaming his heart problem on Monty later.] [From Phillipe to Mary] MADAM, HOW IS MY FRIEND MONTY I WANT TO KNOW HIS CONDITION HAVE YOU DELIVER MY MESSAGE TO HIM. TRY TO GIVE ME INFORMATION ABOUT HIS CODITION FROM YOU SOON. THANKS PHILLIPE [We feel that we've let him stew in his own juices for long enough now so we'll give him another kick at the can. The vengence for the ill health blame will come later in Mary's fiercest ever email to a scammer yet!] [From Mary to Phillipe] My Dear Phillipe, My dear I know that things are difficult for you being in a refugee camp but I fear that I cannot send that picture to Monty, I deleted it out of his account as a precaution, you see Philipe the picture is obviously a fake. I have not told Monty, Monty is in a terrible state at the moment and I was with him all day yesterday but he tried to kill himself this morning because he hadn't had the picture from you. Please Phillipe, please I know you probably put something together quickly to save Montys life but try to understand that Monty is a trained photographer and he would spot a false image within seconds so I dare not show him the picture you sent. My dear if you can provide the image with : "MY DEAR MONTY!" "I LOVE YOU UP THE ARSE" Then I will immediately send you £10,000 via Western Union as a way of saying thank you. Please my dear this is vitally important, Monty tried to cut his wrists on his straight jacket buckle today and he is currently under heavy sedation. Please my dear I beg you to send me your real photograph and then I will send you the money. I promise in the name of the lord. God bless you Phillipe and please get this done straightaway. Reverend Mary Hinge. [From Phillipe to Monty;] DEAR MONTY, WHERE ARE YOU NOW. HAVE YOU COME BACK TO THE HOUSE. I AM VERY HAPPY BECAUSE OUR TEAM ARSENL HAS WIN THE MATCH YESTERDAY, SO I WANT YOU TO BE WELL . AND I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY TOO. HAVE YOU SEEN THE PIDURE I SEND TO YOU. PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT THE PICTURE . "UP THE ARSE" THANKS PHILLIPE [Time to motivate this muppet!] [From Mary to Phillipe] Dear Phillipe, Did you get my last email? Monty is nearly dead, he tried to cut his wrists on his straight jacket belt buckle. Listen to me carefully please I need that photograph but please make sure it is a proper one, Monty will detect a forgery, he's a trained photographer. Please I beg you Phillipe, he has become fixated on you and you are his only hope. Send the photo soon and I'll send you £10,000 God bless you, Mary Hinge [And Again;] [From Mary to Phillipe] My dear Phillipe, Please I beg you to send the picture as soon as you can, our friend Monty is not good, he started banging his head against the wall last night and he kept saying "I love you!!" "I love you!!" "True Love!!" "Up The Arse!!", we had to sedate him again, he has broken his own nose and his face is covered in bruises. Phillipe I beg you to send me this picture today, I know you will. I am praying for this and god will reward you because god is great and god is love. I pray to almighty god that we get this picture today and Monty will be back to his usual self again, please my dear. With love, Reverend Mary Hinge [At last we get what we've been waiting for! And what a picture it is!] [From Phillipe to Monty] DEAR MONTY, I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU ASK ME TO DO SO TRY TO RECOVER VERY QUIEK. YOU KNOW MY CONDITION HERE IN GHANA IS VERY BAD THIS YOUR SICKNESS HAVE CAUSE ME GREAT PROBLEM. PLEASE TRY TO COME BACK TO YOUR NORMAL LIFE. I WANT TO HEAR GOOD NEWS FROM YOU. THANKS PHILLIPE "UP THE ARSE" [Ladies and Gentlemen, a gay scammer;] [The more observant among you will realise that he is wearing an arsenal shirt and 10/10 for effort for Phillipe, he's made a FLAG! hahaha! We've GOT to make him wave that at the airport later I think!] [From Phillipe to Mary] DEAR MADAM, SORRY THAT I NEVER REPLY YOU SINCE YESTERDAY.AS I TOLD YOU, I AM VERY SICK THAT WAS WHY I NEVER CONTACT YOU. THIS IS THE PICTURE YOU SAID THAT I SHOULD SEND AGAIN .PLEASE TRY TO TELL MY FRIEND MONTY THAT I HAVE SEND THE PICTURE, SO THAT HE WILL COME BACK TO HIS NORMAL LIFE. I AM DOING ALL THIS THING TO SAFE MY FREND'S LIFE . PLEASE MADAM , AS I TOLD YOU, MY FRIEND MONTY'S HEAITH HAS CAUSED ME HEART PROBIEM, PLEASE TRY TO FULLFIL YOUR PROMISE SO THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO RUSH MYSELF TO THE HOSPITAL FOR TREATMENT. THANKS MAY OUR ALLMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF MY FRIEND. PHILLIPE [Phillipe, you are a worm.] [From Phillipe to Mary] I HAVE SEND THE PICTURE TO MY FRIEND,I DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE DID NOT SEE IT . PLEASE SHOW THE PICTUER TO HIM SO THAT HE WILL COMEBAOK TO HIS NORMAL LIFE. PLEASE MADAM AS I TOLD YOU,I AM VERY SICK I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO RUSH MY SELF TO THE HOSPITAL ,PLEASE TRY TO SEND THE MONEY AS YOU PROMISE SO THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO GO TO HOSPITAL . PLEASE I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU . THANKS GOD BLESS YOU PHILLIPE [He attaches a copy of the flag picture] [Let's give the idiot some good news...] [From Mary to phillipe] Oh my dear Phillipe, thank you from the bottom of my posterior for sending the photograph, I took it immediately to the secure wing at the psychiatric hospital and our friend was in a corner sticking crayons and felt tipped pens into his arms, he immediately brightened up when I shoed him your picture. Phillipe, he exclaimed "BEADY EYES!" Then he sat up and shouted "I LOVE YOU PHILLIPE", we are hoping he will be home on the weekend and as soon as he is home he can authorize the payment for you. Phillipe I am truely indebted to you, Monty was talking about Shaggy again but I think he is starting to come to terms with it now and it is thanks to you my dear, thank you ever so much. Please keep in touch and I'll send you the cash as soon as Monty is well enough to sign the release forms. God bless you my dear, Rev. Mary [From Phillipe to Monty] DEAR MONTY, I HAVE BEEN SENDING A LOT OF LETTERS TO YOU. PLEASE LET ME HEAR FROM YOU. THANKS PHILLIPE "UP THE ARSE" [From Phillipe to Mary] DEAR MADAM, THANK YOU FOR YOUR EMAIL, I AM VERY HAPPY THAT MY FRIEND MONTY IS OK, TRY AND TELL HIM THAT I WANT TO HEAR FROM HIM. PLEASE MADAM I WANT THAT PICTURE TO BE SECURED BECAUSE THE REBEELS LOCATE MY LATE FATHER THROUGH PICTURE AND THEY COME AND KILL ALL MY FAMILIES I SEND THE PICTURE TO YOU WITH TRUST AND TO SAFE MY BELOVED FRIEND MONTY. PLEASE MADAM AS I TOLD YOU, I AM VERY VERY SICK. AND NOBODY IS TO HELP ME ,THE SMALL MONEY I WAS MANAGING TO BUY MEDICINE AND FOOD HAS FINISHED. PLEASE I NEED YOUR HEIP. TRY LET ME HEAR FROM YOU SOON. MAY GOD BLESS YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF MY FRIEND OVER THERE. THANKS PHILLIPE [Can't say we blame him there, that picture would probably put him in prison in Ghana where Sodomy is illegal! Don't worry Phillipe we'll only publish it on the internet for everyone, hell we may even get it printed on mouse mats and sell it in the future!!!] [Let's make him do something even more outrageous;] [From Mary to Phillipe] Dear Phillipe, Thank you ever so much for you mail, please do not worry your picture is in safe hands and I would never dream of showing it to anybody other than your beloved Monty. Monty is still in a fragile state of mind but he is coming home from hospital tomorrow, he was remeniscing to me today about the times that he buggered you when he was in Ghana, I don't remember Monty going to Ghana so I cannot be sure if this is just more innane rambling from a bewildered millionaire homosexual but we both share one thing Phillipe, we both love our dear Monty. I really hope that he will be well enough to email you tomorrow, I think it was your picture that did the trick, your beady eyes are so malevolent and it must be what brought him out of his catatonic state! It's funny, I wheeled him out into the rest room of the mental hospital earlier on to watch the television and every time a handsome man with beady eyes came on the tv he kept shouting "UP THE ARSE!!!" "I LOVE YOU PHILLIPE!" Of course he couldn't point at the television because he is still wearing his straight jacket. Anyway, the last point of the letter is owing to the fact that you are hungry and ill, I'd really love to send you the £10,000 but you first need to write a letter of authority. [Text removed, you'll see it later :-) ] Please send the letter today my dear, god bless you, Mary. [From Phillipe to Mary] DEAR MADAM, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR EFFORT.PLEASE I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU TODAY. I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NEVER DISAPPOINT ME, BECAUSE I AM VERY VERY SICK. TELL MY FRIEND MONTY TO WRITTE ME MAIL WHENEVER HE COME BACK FROM HOSPITAL. MAY GOD BLESS YOU YOURS PHILLIPE [Here it is!!! Hahahahahahahah!] [Amazingly the cream crackers mentioned in this letter will be mentioned again later on in the bait by Phillipe, but that letter is great eh?] [Time to give Phillipe back to Monty now...] [From Mary To Phillipe] Dear Phillipe, I am sorry to hear that you are very, very sick. I will pray for you. The letter is just what I wanted, thank you for writing it out, I can take it to the bank on Monday. The good news is that I think you will hear from Monty today, your photograph has made him well enough to come out of the mental hospital. He is on heavy medication though and I should warn you that if he sounds strange to you it is the tablets and his insanity but rest assured that he loves you in a deep and manly way so please do not be upset if his emails are different to normal. Anyway, god bless you my friend, Rev Mary [From Monty to Phillipe... Monty pops the question so to speak and lets Phillipe know he is gay.] DREAREST PHLIPPLE I AM SO HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO WRITE TO YOU AGAIN. I HAVE BEEN LET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND HAVE JUST READ ALL OF THE LOVELY MAILS YOU HAVE BEEN SENDING ME. IN THE HOSPITAL THEY MADE ME DO MY BUSINESS IN A BUCKET AND WOULDN'T LET ME KEEP IT. YOUR PICTURE MEANT THE WORLD TO ME PHLIPPLE. I AM LOOKING AT IT NOW AND WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WILL NEVER EVER LET YOUR IMAGE ESCAPE MY MIND. YOU ARE A VERY GOOD LOOKING MAN AND I LOVE YOUR BEADY LITTLE EYES AND YOUR VACCUOUS GRIN. YOUR SIGN WAS GREAT. I LOVE YOU TO. I WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. I AM A HOMOSEXUAL AND WAS WONDERING IF YOU ARE TOO? I HAVE NEVER FELT LOVE FOR A MAN THE WAY I HAVE FELT FOR YOU AND WOULD LIKE YOU TO BECOME MY BOYFRIEND. ITS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. DO THE SHAKE AND VAC AND PUT THE FRESHNESS BACK. DO THE SHAKE AND VAC AND PUSH THE FRESHNESS BACK. IF YOUR CARPET SMELLS FRESH, YOUR ROOM DOES TOO. EVERYTIME YOU VACUUM REMEMBER WHAT TO DO. I REALLY MISS MY SHAGGY. I USED TO LOVE STROKING AND PLAYING WITH HER. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE WOLF YOU HAVE FOR ME. MARY SAID IT IS A LOVELY WOLF. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE PHILLIPE? PLEASE DESCRIBE THE WOLF TO ME AS SOON AS YOU CAN. THE BUILDING WORK AT MY HOUSE HAS GONE ON WELL WHILE I'VE BEEN AWAY. NJJJIIIIITTT. YOU WILL HAVE YOUR OWN FOUR BEDROOMS AND I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE THEM. I AM GOING TO PAINT THEM NICELY FOR YOU. I HAVE HAD YOUR PICTURE PUT ONTO THE FRONT OF MY WHEELCHAIR SO I CAN TAKE IT EVERY WHERE WITH ME TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE. MARY HAS TOLD ME THAT YOU WILL BE HAVING £10,000 FROM ME AS A GIFT. THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY MY DARLING. I WILL MAKE SURE THAT MARY GOES TO THE BANK ON MONDAY TO GET YOU THE MONEY. I LONG TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON MY PHLIIPLE I LOVE YOU UP THE ARSE MONTY -X- [Phillipe agrees to let monty do things to him but doesn't disclose his sexual orientation;] [From Phillipe to Monty] DEAR MONTY, THANK YOU FOR YOUR EMAIL, WELL I AM VERY HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE COME OUT FROM THE HOSPITAL. I HAVE HEARD ALL WHAT YOU YOU SAID. THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME AND I LOVE YOU TOO WITH ALL MY HEART, AND I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU REQUEST FROM ME I WILL ASLO BE VERY HAPPY TO LIVE WITH YOU IN ENGLAN WHEN MY PROBLEM IS SOLVED OUT. MY DEAR MONTY, AS YOU SAID THAT MARY WILL BE GOING TO THE BANK TOMORROW, PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT THE MONEY IS SENT THE PICTURE TO YOU BECAUSE OF THE LOVE I HAVE WITH WITH YOU. I WANT THE PICTURE TO BE SECURED BECAUSE THE THE REBBLS WHO KILLED MY FATHER LOCATE HIM THROUGH HIS PICTURE. PLEASE AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE MONEY TOMORROW CONTACT WITH THE INFORMATION. LET ME HEAR FROM YOU SOON YOURS DEAREST PHILLIPE "I LOVE YOU" "UP THE ARSE" [He's REALLY paranoid about that picture isn't he?] [From Phillipe to Mary] DEAR MARY, SORRY THAT I DIDN'T CONTACT YOU SINCE YESTERDAY, IT IS BECAUSE OF THE PROBLEM I TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE .MY FRIEND MONTY HAS CONTACT ME. I AM VERY HAPPY THAT HE HAS COME OUT FROM THE HOSPITAL. MAY GOD BLESS YOU FOR ALL YOUR EFFORT TO MAKE SURE THAT MY FRIEND COME TO HIS NORMAL LIFE AGAIN. PLEASE MARY MY FRIEND MONTY TOLD ME THAT HE WILL SEND YOU TO THE BANK TOMORROW FOR THE MONEY. PLEASE TRY TO MAKE SURE THAT THE MONEY IS SEND BE CAUSE I TOLD YOU MY CONDITION, IMMEDIATELY YOU SEND IT TRY TO GIVE ME THE INFORMATION. LET ME HEAR FROM YOU SOON THANKS PHILLIPE [Yep, he was begging again...] [Monty asks Phillipe for a hand drawn picture!!! And also asks him again if he is a homosexual, there can be no doubt, Phillipe DEFINATELY knows that he is being propositioned and we don't give a fuck what anyone else says, we are sure that this is the first time that a scammer has been turned gay by his victim! haha!] [From Monty to Phillipe] DREAR PHLIPPLIE THANK YOU FOR MAILING ME. I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO KEEP YOU A SECRET SO I HAVE TAKEN YOUR PICTURE OFF MY WHEEL CHAIR AND HAVE EATEN IT. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE WOLF YOU HAVE GOT FOR ME. WHAT IS IT LIKE? PLEASE TELL ME. CAN YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOURSELF HOLDING IT, OR IF NOT, PLEASE DRAW A PICTURE OF THE WOLF AND E-MAIL IT TO ME. I WILL BE VERY UNHAPPY IF I DON'T GET THIS AS I MISS MY POOR SHAGGY THIS WILL KEEP ME SANE. THERE'S A VOICE, KEEPS ON CALLING ME. DOWN THE ROAD IS WHERE I WANNA BE. EVERY STOP I MAKE, I MAKE A NEW FRIEND, CAN'T STAY FOR LONG, JUST TURN AROUND AND I'M OFF AGAIN. MAYBE TOMORROW I'LL WANNA SETTLE DOWN, UNTIL TOMORROW I'LL JUST KEEP MOVING ON. MARY HAS SAID THAT SHE WILL GO TO THE BANK AT NINE O'CLOCK TOMORROW MORNING TO GET YOUR MONEY AND WILL SEND IT TO YOU AS SOON AS SHE CAN. I LONG TO BE WITH YOU. MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL SHINE LIKE A BEACON. UP THE ARSE MONTY -X- P.S. ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL? [Well Phillipe, come on... Are you?] [From Phillipe to Monty] DEAR MONTY, GOODMORNING, I GOT YOUR LETTER THIS MORNING. WELL FOR WHAT YOU ASK ME, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE DECIDED TO HELP ME OUT FROM MY SUFFERING, I WAS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL BUT BECAUSE OF THE LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO WHEN I COME TO STAY WITH YOU IN ENGLAND. BESIDE I AM ALSO VERY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE BUILDING A HOUSE FOR ME IN ENGLAND. I WILL BE GOING TO THE SECURITY COMPANY TODAY, THEN TOMORROW I WILL TRAVEL TO THE PLACE THERE ARE TRAINIMG THE WOLF , BECAUSE IT IS A LITTLE FAR DISTANT AWAY FROM OUR CAMP . DARLING MONTY, YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH, PLEASE TRY TO HOLD YOURSELF UNTIL I COMEDOWN TO ENGLAND. AS YOU SAID THAT MARY WILL SEND THE MONEY THIS MORNING, PLEASE WHEN SHE SEND IT TRY TO CONTACT ME AND GIVE ME THE INFORMACTION. I AM EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU THANKS YOURS LOVING PHILLIPE. "UP THE ARSE" [We like to think of Phillipe's stomach twisting in knots as he wrote that!] [From Phillipe to Mary] DEAR MARY, GOODMORNING, PLEASE I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU, MY FRIEND MONTY TOLD ME THAT HE WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU GO TO THE BANK THIS MORNING. PLEASE TRY YOUR BEST BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY EXPLAIN MY CONDITION TO YOU. LET ME HEAR FROM YOU SOON THANKS MAY GOD BLESS YOU YOURS PHILLIPE [Another begging letter eh?] [From Phillipe to Monty] DEAR MONTY, PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON I HAVE CHECK MY EMAIL YOU DIDN'T SEND ANY LETTER TO ME WHY? I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU. MY DARLING PLEASE LET ME HEAR FROM YOU. AS SOON AS YOU RECIEVE THIS MAIL PLEASE TRY TO CONTACT ME. YOURS LOVING PHILLIPE "UP THE ARSE" [Monty asks for the hand drawn picture again!] [From Monty To Phillipe] DEAREST PHLIPPLE, I AM SORRY THAT I DID NOT WRITE EARLIER. I AM VERY UPSET TODAY BECAUSE IT WAS SHAGGY'S BIRTHDAY. SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN 3 TODAY IF YOU HAD NOT KILLED HER. I AM VERY SAD AND HAVE NOT TAKEN MY TABLETS. PHLLIPLE, I ASKED YOU TO SEND ME A DRAWING YOU HAVE DONE OF A GARDEN WOLF. WHEN I WAS LOCKED IN THE HOSPITAL YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD BEEN TO THE TRAINING PLACE AND SEEN A LOVELY WOLF FOR ME. PLEASE DRAW ME A PICTURE AND SEND IT TO ME. HOW CAN I TRUST YOU IF YOU DON'T? I AM HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE DECIDED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. I LOOK FORWARD TO MAKING LOVE TO YOU ALL NIGHT LONG AND HAVING YOU TREAT ME LIKE YOUR BITCH. DO YOU THINK I AM A HANDSOME MAN? WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ME NAKED? MARY HAS BEEN TO THE BANK TODAY AND HAS SAID SHE WILL WRITE TO YOU LATER. I HOPE YOU GET THE MONEY SOON BECAUSE I LONG TO SEE YOU AND HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS. I WILL SPEAK TO YOU SOON MY DARLING. UP THE ARSE ALL MY LOVE MONTY -X- PS PLEASE SEND ME THE DRAWING OF THE WOLF TOMORROW. I BEG YOU. I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING ILL AGAIN AND I NEED IT PHLIPPLE. [From Phillipe to Mary;] DEAR MARY, I HAVE BEEN SENDING LETTER TO YOU SINCE YESTERDAY BUT NO REPLY, WHY? AS WE DISCUSS, I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU. PLEASE AS SOON AS YOU RECIEVE THIS LETTER TRY TO CONTACT ME. MAY GOD BLESS YOU THANKS YOURS PHILLIPE [Phil really wants that cash so Mary had better write him a letter.] [From Mary to Phillipe] Dear Phillipe, Good news I have got a bankers draft for £10,000 for you, if you could provide me with your bank account details and account number I'll mail it to you straight away. God bless you, Mary [I thought that might slow him down...] [Phillipe sends Monty a really gay email with a nice attachment;] [From Phillipe to Monty] MY DEAR MONTY, PLEASE I AM VERY SORRY THAT I DIDN'T WRITETO YOU SINCE MORNING,I WAS BUSSY DRAWING THE WOLF THIS IS THE PICTURE OF THE WOLF YOU TOLD ME TO DRAW. I HAVE DRAW IT TO SHOW YOU THAT I REALLY LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. AS YOU ASK ME WHETHER I WILL LIKE TO SEE YOUR NAKEDNESS? YES I WANT TO SEE IT, SO YOU CAN SCAN IT AND SEND TO ME. BUT CAN YOU STILL COMEDOWN TO PICK ME? OR WILL YOU WANT ME TO COME TO ENGLAND TO MEET YOU, PLEASE TELL ME LET ME KNOW. MARY SAID THAT I SHOULD SEND ACCOUNT NUMBER TO HER, TO SEND THE MONEY. I HAVE SEND IT , PLEASE MY DARLING TRY TO TELL HER TO SEND THE MONEY TODAY . MY DEAR, I WILL LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU TODAY AS SOON AS SHE SEND IT. MAY MY LOVE FOR YOU GROW LIKE STARS IN HEAVEN THANKS YOURS LOVING PHILLIPE "UP THE ARSE" [And ladies and gentlemen, the worlds first official LAD ART !! Drawn by Phillipe Mathins of Ghana;] [COOL! Look at the top right of the pic and you can see a print out of a scam email trrough the paper!] [Phillipe surprises me by coming up with an account! Maybe it belongs to this scammer or someone further up the chain.] [From Phillipe to Mary] DEAR MARY, THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME THE GOODNEWS. THE REASON WHY I NEVER CONTACT YOU IS BECAUSE MY FRIEND MONTY TOLD ME TO DRAW THE PICTURE OF THE WOLF FOR HIM. I WAS DRAWING IT THAT WAS WHY I DELAY IN WRITTING TO YOU. PLEASE MARY YOU KNOW MY CONDITION HERE IN GHANA, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL FOREIGN ACCOUNT NUMBER, I WENT TO OUR PASTOR AND HE GAVE ME HIS OWN FOREIGN ACCOUNT NUMBER, SO PLEASE I WANT YOU TO USE THIS ACCOUNT NUMBER BECAUSE IT IS SAFE FOR ME TO RECIEVE MONEY NATIONAL INVESTMENT BANK LTD. INTERNATIONAL BANKING ACCOUNT NAME: RICHARD TSIKATA-NYANYOVOR ACCOUNT NO.: 4001211433701 SWIFT CODE NO: NIBGGHAC CABLES: INVESTMENT PLEASE MARY I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME ANOTHER GOODNEWS TODAY. THANKS YOURS PHILLPE NB PLEASE AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE MONEY, GIVE ME ALL THE NECESSARY INFORMATION ABOUT IT. [From Monty to Phillipe] DARLING SWEETBUNS WHAT A LOVELY WOLF. IT IS GORGEOUS. I LOVE IT. IT REMINDS ME OF SHAGGY SO MUCH. I MISS MAKING LOVE TO HER. I HAVE SPOKEN TO MARY TODAY AND SHE IS GOING TO GET THE MONEY TO YOU AS SOON AS SHE CAN. I AM GLAD YOU WANT TO SEE ME NAKED. I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING YOU AS MY PLAY THING. I WANT TO MAKE ROUGH LOVE TO YOU AND MAKE YOU MY LITTLE BITCH. I WILL SEND YOU A PICTURE SOON. I AM HAVING ONE TAKEN FOR YOU. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO TO YOU WHEN WE MAKE LOVE. I LOVE YOU UP THE ARSE MONTY -X- [From Phillipe to Mary] DEAR MARY, I HOPE YOU HAVE RECIEVE THE LETTER I SEND TO YOU WITH THE ACCOUNT NUMBER. PLEASE TRY TO SEND IT TO ME TODAY AS SOON AS YOU RECIEVE THIS LETTER. MARY PLEASE I WANT YOU TO KEEP ONTAKING CARE OF MY FRIEND TILL WHEN I WILL COME TO ENGLAND . MAY OUR ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU . THANKS YOURS PHILLIPE [Mary explains that she needs alternative modalities to make payment..] [From Mary to Phillipe] Dear Phillipe, Thank you for your emails, you are such a good friend to Monty, I cannot pay the pastor though, the bankers draft must be in your own name and I got it issued to Philliplele Marthines, the account details need to be for your own bank account unless you can suggest a better way of transfering the money? God bless you, Mary [Phillipe is getting mighty frustrated;] [From Phillipe to Mary;] DEAR MARY, THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL,INFACT I HAVE HEARD ALL WHAT YOU SAID.I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE WITH MY PICTURES. MARY I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT IF I AM A BAD PERSON I COULD NOT HAVE SEND MY PICTURES TO YOU AND MY FRIEND MONTY.IT IS BECAUSE OF THE LOVE I HAVE WITH MONTY THAT MAKES ME TO SEND MY PICTURES TO YOU IN OTHER TO MAKE SURE MONTY COME BACK TO HIS NORMAL LIFE. BUT NOW YOU WANT TO PAY ME BACK BY WICKEDING ME AND ABOUDONING ME TO DIE IN THIS WAY . REMEMBER THAT IT WAS MY FRIEND MONTY'S HEALTH THAT CAUSE MY (HEART PROBLEM) WHICH I AM STILL SUFFERING TILL TODAY. MARY REMEMBER THAT I HAVE LOST ALL MY PARENTS AND I TAKE MY FRIEND MONTY AS EVERYTHING TO MY LIFE NOW.IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU LOVE MY LIFE AS I LOVE MONTY'S LIFE AND SEND MY PICTURE TO SAFE HIS LIFE, PLEASE I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD TO SEND THE MONEY TO ME SO TRHAT I CAN RUSH MYSELF TO HOSPITAL TOMORROW FOR THE TREATMENT OF MY HEART PROBLEM, UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOU. PLEASE MARY,TRY TO HAVE HUMAN SYMPARTY TO ME BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN SAVE MY LIFE NOW. REMEMBER THAT HEART PROBLEM IS A VERY DREADFUL SICKNESS,PLEASE DO NOT ALLOWED ANY BODY TO DISCORRAGE YOU IN WHAT GOD TELL YOU TO DO TO ME, ONLY GOD KNOW WHO IS BAD AND WHO IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD .PLEASE DON'T ALLOW ME TO DIE WITH THIS SICKNESS ,TRY TO SEND THE TO ME THROUGH WESTHERN UNION OR THROUGH THE ACCOUNT NO. I GAVE YOU,I WILL RECIEVE IT FAST FOR MY TREATMENT. BUT WHEN DID YOU AND MY FRIEND MONTY WANT TO COME AND PICK ME.BECAUSE I WANT TO STAY WITH HIM IN ENGLAND ,PLEASE TELL ME LET ME KNOW. THANKS MAY GOD BLESS YOU YOURS PHILLIPE NB. PLEASE I WANT TO HEAR GOODNEWS FROM YOU TOMORROW MORNING.BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE GOD SEND MOTHER TO ME. [Phil has a grizzle to Monty about the lack of cash;] [From Phillipe to Monty;] DEAR MONTY, GOODMORNING, THANK FOR APPRECIATING MY DRAWING . MARY SAID SHE NEVER SEND THE MONEY SHE SAID THAT SHE WANT TO USE MY OWN PERSONAL ACCOUNT. PLEASE MY DEAR MONTY , YOU KNOW MY CONDITION HERE IN GHANA . I AM IN THE CAMP. I DON'T HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL ACCOUNT. THE ACCOUNT I GIVE HER IS OK FOR ME. BUT IF SHE DON'T WANT TO USE THE ACCOUNT, PLEASE TELL HER TO SEND IT THROUGH WESTHERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TODAY I WILL RECIEVE IT. DEAR LOVE PLEASE TELL ME ARE YOU COMING TO PICK ME TO ENGLAND OR DID YOU WANT ME TO COME THERE BY MYSEIF?. PLEASE TRY TO TELL MARY TO SEND THE MONEY TO YOUR LOVER TODAY. THANKS YOURS SWEET HEART PHILLIPE "UP THE ARSE" [He's really desperate!] [From Phillipe to Mary] DEAR MARY , THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL. PLEASE MARY I TOLD YOU MY CONDITION HERE IN GHANA . I DON'tHAVE ACCOUNT NUMBER ,AND THAT ACCOUNT IS A DOLLAR ACCOUNT THAT WAS WHY I USE IT,IF YOU SEND IT TODAY, I WILL RECIEVE IT TOMORROW. BUT IT YOU DON"T WANT TO USE THE PASTOR'S ACCOUNT PLEASE I BEG YOU TO SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTHERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TODAY. I AM SURE THAT YOU WILL PREFER WESTHERN UNION. PLEASE AS SOON AS YOU SEND IT . TRY TO TELL ME THE NONE YOU USE AS SOON AS YOU RECIEVE THIS LETTER , PLEASE TRY TO DO IT AND GET BACK TO ME TODAY . THANKS YOURS PHILLIPE [We're laughing our asses off here as we let him stew.] DEAR MONTY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY, I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE RECIEVE MY LETTER . BUT WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO CONTACT ME .I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE TOLD MARY TO SEND THE MONEY TO ME. MY DEAR LOVE, YOU KNOW MY CONDITION HERE IN GHANA IS NOT GOOD, IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU LOVE ME AS I LOVE YOU ,PLEASE TELL MARY TO SEND THE MONEY TO ME,AS SOON AS YOU RECIEVE THIS LETTER CONTACT ME LET ME HEAR FROM YOU , I AM EXPECTING TO HEAR A GOODNEWS FROM YOU TODAY YOURS LOVER PHILLIPE "UP THE ARSE" [Can you feel his pain?] [From Phillipe to Mary;] PLEASE MARY , AS I TOLD YOU THAT I AM VERY SICK ,I DON'T WANT TO TELL MY FRIEND BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIM IF I TELL HIM ,I WANT TO GO TO HOSPITAL BUT NO MONEY WITH ME ,PLEASE MARY I WANT TO HEAR GOODNEWS FROM YOU TODAY YOU CAN SEND THE MONEY WITH THAT ACCOUNT OR THROUGH WESTHERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER ,I WILL RECIEVE IT .PLEASE TRY TO SEND IT TODAY , MAY GOD BLESS YOU YOUTS DEAR PHILLIPE [Okay, time to relieve him...] [From Mary to Phillipe] My dear Phillipe, I went to Montys trustees today to get the money to send via Western Union but the lawyer asked me where it was being sent so I told him Africa. The lawyer forbade me to send the capital, he was saying something about scammers. To be honest with you I feel really sorry for you Phillipe so I took the money out in cash instead, the only thing I can suggest is that Monty and I bring the money over to Ghana for you. I would have prefered to send you a bankers draft but that seems to be out of the question now. You need to understand Monty is a mentally ill man and his money is looked after by a group of legal executives and they approve every transaction. I told them the £10,000 was for a holiday and they agreed. Is there any way you could get to an airport to meet us? By the way, you have said many times that you are ill, tell me dear what is wrong? What illness are you suffering from? It sounds dreadful. Please respond soon, Reverend Mary. [We're sure that Phillipe Breathed a huge sigh of relief after thinking he'd lost his magas!] [From Phillipe to Mary] DEAR MARY. I AM VERY VERY HAPPY FOR ALL YOUR EFFORT,PLEASE COULD YOU TELL ME WHEN YOU PEOPLE ARE COMMING DOWN HERE TO GHANA SO THAT I WILL MAKE THE ARREGEMENT FOR YOUR HOTEL RESAVETION AND ALSO HOW TO PICK YOU PEOPLE FROM THE AIRPORT. PLEASE MARY I HAVE SEND MY FRIEND AN EMAIL SO YOU SHOULD TRY AND MEET HIM SO THAT HE WILL INSTRUCT AND DIRECT YOU HOW TO SEND THE MONEY PLEASE I AM WAITING FOR THE CONTROL NUMBER AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE MONEY. EXPECTING GOOD NEW FROM YOU SOONEST. THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU. PHILLIPE.
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