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Office Pranks

•	Simple instructions for playing a gag on the guy who deserves it most... your boss.
•	PRANKS FOR THE OFFICE!
•	Start your own Cubical Nation!
•	Pranks and Gags for the Office

Counter Culture Index

writing item-------------------- Apr 2001 -------------------- Welcome to Sci-Fi Week writing item I Have Sex In My Parent's Bedroom All... writing item Is Fecal Art Right For Your Bedroom? writing item The Ultimate Bedroom writing item Secet Life of Girls writing item Great Bedroom Pranks writing item I'm Going To Eat Your Goddamn Kidney writing item Welcome to Bedroom Week writing item Dude, Your Bedroom Reeks writing item-------------------- Mar 2001 -------------------- The Ultimate Cartoon Spring Break Crew writing item Just Say No to (Overpriced) Drugs writing item Skin Care Tips writing item A Buyer's Guide to Girls Gone Wild writing item Link of the Week writing item The Secret Life of Girls writing item March Against "Margaritaville" writing item Ode to a Keg Stand writing item 5 Male Spring Break Archetypes writing item 5 Female Spring Break Archetypes writing item Spring Break at Dad's Isn't So Bad writing item Welcome to Spring Break Week writing item Who Would Win in a Fight, Dolph or Je... writing item It's Not Easy Being the Mother of a N... writing item The Greatest Martial Arts Movie Ever ... writing item Link of the Week writing item Curse of the Dragon? writing item Secret Life of Girls writing item Is It Okay To Have Fear In Your Dojo? writing item Celebrity Beer Goggles writing item Famous Drinking Quotes writing item Secret Life of Girls writing item The Rules Of Drunk Fighting writing item "...And another thing: I ain't drunk!" writing item "I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick" writing item Loveable TV Drunks Vs. Loveable Real ... writing item Welcome to Drunk Week writing item The Best Place To Be Drunk writing item Boredom Link: The Most Bored Guy On E... writing item The Secret Life of Girls writing item 5 Most Boring Breakfast Cereals of Al... writing item Making TV Less Boring With Burnings writing item Welcome To Boredom Week writing item Letter from an Obese Spy writing item Link of the Week writing item-------------------- Feb 2001 -------------------- Are You Spying Or Stalking? writing item Create Your Own Spy Name writing item Welcome to Spy Week writing item Secret Life of Girls writing item The Ultimate Sexy Geek Girl writing item The 15 Essential Geek Haircuts writing item Geek Link! writing item I Am NOT A Geek writing item The Ultimate Star Wars Geek Lists writing item Can Monkeys Be Geeks? writing item Welcome to Geek Week writing item Love Link writing item Pet Name Generator writing item The Worst Valentine's Heart Candies T... writing item Why Valentine's Day Sucked In Element... writing item We Have A Winner! writing item The Worst Ways To Get Dumped writing item Beauty and the Beast writing item Welcome To Love Week writing item Love Song Generator writing item History of the Not Rod writing item The Hardcore Reader Award writing item The Stop-Touching-Me Award writing item The Best/Weirdest Quote (Or Voice Wor... writing item The Best Guy Award writing item Worst Movie Catch Phrase Award writing item The Insane Pre-Launch Hype Award writing item The coveted "You're In The Burn Ward ... writing item The Take-It-Everywhere Award writing item The Worst Post-Apocalyptic, Alien-Fil... writing item The Best Peepshow Award writing item Worst Plot Twist of 2000 writing item The Best Use Of A Crate In 2000 Award writing item Best Nude Scene of 2000 Award writing item The Worst Use Of A License Award writing item The Coveted "Setting A Fine Example F... writing item The It-Nearly-Killed-Me Award writing item The Best Direct Hit Best Picture Award writing item The Most Detailed Deaths Award writing item The Mindless Movie Mayhem Award writing item The Most Pathetic PS2 Experience Award writing item The Coveted "I Would Rather Get My Fo... writing item The Make-Me-Gag Award writing item Best Gratuitous Babe Award writing item The Greatest Whale Explosion of All Time writing item DailyRadar Car = Complete! writing item-------------------- Jan 2001 -------------------- The Making of "Death of the PS2" writing item The Fire Is Pretty writing item Welcome To Destruction Week writing item The Ultimate Half Time Show writing item Super Bowl Bingo writing item The Most Useful Vegas Football Side Bets writing item How to Be a P.E. Teacher Who Teaches ... writing item Jock Prototypes writing item Monster Trucks!!! writing item You Gotta Give 110% writing item Welcome To Sports Week writing item A Passion for Pork Rinds writing item The Truth about Fast-Food Chili writing item Koogle: A Love Story writing item Direct Hit's Ultimate Junk Food Hambu... writing item Oddly Enough, I Do Not Feel Satisfied... writing item The Candy Bar Carnage Quiz writing item Ode To Lik-M-Aid writing item Secret Life of Girls writing item Hey, You're Not Dr. Pepper! writing item Web Site of the Week writing item Welcome to Junk Food Week writing item The Sexiest Invention of All Time? writing item Sexy Celebrity Makeovers writing item The Unsexiest Things About Sex writing item Which Catalog is Sexiest? writing item Direct Hit's Sexiest Man On Earth writing item The Secret Life of Girls writing item Can Aliens Be Sexy? writing item Welcome to Sexy Week writing item Everyone vs. Xbox writing item Celebrity Monkey Maker writing item Are Monkeys Hot or Not? writing item Monkey Quote of the Millennium writing item It's Not Wrong to Kiss a Monkey On Th... writing item Could a Monkey Be President? writing item The Secret Life of Girls writing item Cyber Jokes! writing item Monkeys of the Future writing item-------------------- Dec 2000 -------------------- Ten Things That Should Be Outdated by... writing item Pre-Made Beer Can Pyramid for only $4... writing item White Trash Name Generator writing item Dos And Don'ts On The First Date With... writing item Everything I Need to Know, I Learned ... writing item Win This Car! writing item Just Because I Have Three Nipples Doe... writing item Ode From a Beer Coolie writing item Prison Terms You Must Learn writing item Newjack: Guarding Sing Sing writing item Scary Prison Stats writing item I Had No Idea Prison Life Would Be So... writing item Web Site of the Week: Jailbabes.com!! writing item Win-A-Car Contest Part XIII writing item Roadtripping writing item The SUV of the future! writing item Win This Car! writing item Reading the Fine Print of Car Ads writing item Win a car! writing item When Should You Give Someone The Finger? writing item DailyRadar Car Give-Away! writing item Exclusive Interview with The Simps... writing item The Ultimate Simpsons Fashion Guide writing item-------------------- Nov 2000 -------------------- Switched at Birth? writing item What Makes a Great Itchy & Scratchy E... writing item Are the Simspons Reusing Actors? writing item How is Homer Still Alive? writing item Dating Tips For Moe writing item Why Marge Is Sexy writing item DailyRadarTV writing item The Creepiest Thanksgiving Ever writing item Thanks for the Memories writing item You Can Keep Your Goddamn Yams writing item Introducing: The Unlikely Hot Rod writing item Where to Buy Ninja Gear writing item Abandoned Ninja Fashions writing item Acme Recall: Please Read writing item A Tribute To The Spitwad writing item Making the Ultimate Weapon More Ultim... writing item Fire Vs. Household Appliances writing item Before They Weren't Stars writing item Is Your Ventriloquist Dummy Possessed? writing item Hit Sitcom Generator writing item Born To STOMP writing item We've Found the Fifth Baldwin!! writing item The Secret Life of Girls writing item Are You a Dead Celebrity? writing item Automan vs. Manimal writing item Will Television Be Replaced By Soup? writing item The PS2 Contest Winner Revealed! writing item What's Wrong with Luke's Body? writing item Welcome to the Stormtrooper Spa! writing item The Long Lost Star Wars Storyline writing item G.I. Joelympics -- Brisbane 2000!! writing item The Secret Life of Girls writing item The History Of NERF writing item Buy our stuff or walk around naked! writing item-------------------- Oct 2000 -------------------- Am I a Transformer? writing item PS2 Destruction Disclaimer writing item These Joes Don't Belong In The Military writing item You're Not Listening to Me, People! writing item PS2 and the Mideast Peace Process writing item The Secret Life of Girls writing item The Death of the PS2 writing item Malt Liquor Taste Test 2000! writing item PS2 Therapy writing item Life in the Line writing item The PS2 Line: The Real Story writing item Dont blame us, it's in the stars. writing item Sony's Just In It For The Money writing item Inside the Glove Compartments of Hell writing item Daughter Of One Of Satan's Minions writing item You Need Me writing item The Secret Life Of Girls writing item Hellementary School writing item Don't blame us, it's in the stars writing item Do puppies go to Hell? writing item Hey, Man, You've Got Me All Wrong writing item Kip Winger Is Really Busy writing item The Secret Life of Girls writing item Axl Rose: The Solo Years writing item Are You Heavy Metal...Or a Glam Rock ... writing item Kip Winger And I Are In Love writing item The Best Heavy Metal Cartoon Ever! writing item This week: Eva Braun! writing item Are You A Metal Head? writing item Highway To AC/DC writing item Don't blame us. It's in the stars. writing item My Date With A Supermodel writing item The Sweater Story writing item The Secret Life Of Girls writing item An Ode to Acid Wash writing item Is Chain Mail Right For You? writing item When Will Billy Quit Wearing Underoos? writing item Daily F*cking Radar TV! writing item Dress To Kill, Literally (AKA Serial ... writing item Is Getting a Tattoo of Satan Right fo... writing item-------------------- Sep 2000 -------------------- Olympics or Bust writing item Legends of Absurd Sports writing item Extreme Imposter writing item Future Olympic Games writing item This Week: Jane Goodall writing item The Comic Book Olympics writing item Don't blame us, it's in the stars writing item Croquet Should Be An Olympic Sport writing item Drug Testing Results of Cartoon Olymp... writing item "We Can Rebuild Him... Almost" writing item The Real Six Million Dollar Man writing item Bargain Bionics writing item Was The Tinman From The Wizard Of Oz ... writing item Alas! You May Now Purchase One of My... writing item I Hate BattleBots! writing item Don't blame us, it's in the stars. writing item Can Robots Love? writing item Robots For Sale! writing item Inside the World's Most Famous Robots writing item The Cheerleader Rejection Generator! writing item The Secret School Cafeteria Cookbook writing item I Will Be A Rock Star And Receive Man... writing item Before they were Cartoon Stars writing item My Bulgarian Exchange Student Smells ... writing item Don't blame us, it's in the stars. writing item "I Have New Hair On My Ankles!" writing item 15 Things Not to Wear on the First Da... writing item Don't blame us, it's in the stars writing item Gangland Elementary writing item Mobster Name Generator 2000 writing item TV Mom Mafia writing item Great Moments in Comedy History: Jona... writing item How I Learned to Stop Bullying The Ho... writing item Who's Your Bully? writing item-------------------- Aug 2000 -------------------- The Snow Cone writing item Jimbo Jones' School Of Bully Etiquette writing item Nelson Muntz -- A Psychological Profile writing item World's Worst Bouncers writing item Dealing With Supermarket Bullies writing item Direct Hit Bully Hunt! writing item Meals-on-Wheels Nightmare writing item First Nude Pictures of the Game Cube! writing item Don't blame us, it's in the stars writing item Star Wars Episode II Title Generator writing item The Ultra-Rare Star Wars Teaser writing item The Emperor's Lost Resume writing item I Am Walrus Man writing item The Eight Reasons I Can't Wait For Th... writing item Don't Blame Us, It's In The Stars writing item The Toughest Cartoon Characters To Catch writing item Bad Clown writing item Cartoon Combat #4 writing item Cartoon Combat #3 writing item Cartoon Combat #2 writing item-------------------- Jul 2000 -------------------- Real World Testing of Cartoon Animal ... writing item Cartoon Combat: Day One writing item Letters From A Red Shirt writing item DR Varsity Jump Rope Team Takes Vegas... writing item Don't Blame us, it's in the Stars... writing item Out-Of-Season Santa writing item What Hot Moms are Really Saying writing item The Lost Episode Of Leave It To Beaver writing item Don't blame us, it's in the stars... writing item The Videogame Mascot Showdown writing item Best Spy Choke Holds writing item Machine Gun Shoot 2000 writing item Ahoy, I Miss Me Leg! writing item Welcome to Violence Week writing item My Life As A Girl Gamer writing item CyberBattle 2000! writing item-------------------- Jun 2000 -------------------- Horoscopes for July 4th Week writing item Where in the hell is my Jetpack? writing item When Mascots Attack! writing item Ein Video Game Meister writing item Daily E3 Peepshow Roundup writing item The Bowels of E3 writing item Booth Babe Jeopardy: Round 2 writing item Slammin' Jesus: The Game Of The Show writing item Fashion on the Floor of E3 writing item Man on the Floor: Tell Us About E3 writing item Booth Breakdown: The Good, The Bad, a... writing item I Was A Dating Game Superhero writing item The Not So Good Guy writing item Man on the Street: Best and Worst of E3 writing item Man On The Floor: Security Speaks writing item Man On The Floor: Booth Babe Business writing item E3: SWAG from the Showroom Floor writing item Crashing the Penthouse Party writing item E3 Sheets to the Wind writing item GOD Tent writing item Booth Babe Jeopardy: Round 1 writing item Amsterdam Olympics writing item The Extreme Gong Show writing item How To Make Millions In Hollywood So ... writing item Protesting the Protests writing item How To Get On TV, Be Famous and Popul... writing item Welcome To Direct Hit writing item-------------------- May 2000 -------------------- Don't Blame Us, It's In The Stars writing item Don't Blame Us, It's In The Stars writing item Don't Blame Us, It's In The Stars writing item Don't blame us, it's in the stars writing item-------------------- Apr 2000 -------------------- Compromise all that you hold sacred, ... writing item Your World According To Us writing item Your World According To Us writing item Simple instructions for playing a gag... writing item Only wussies can't hold their temper.... writing item-------------------- Mar 2000 -------------------- PRANKS FOR THE OFFICE! writing item It's in the STARS! writing item Start your own Cubical Nation! writing item It's in the STARS! writing item Pranks and Gags for the Office writing item It's in the STARS! writing item It's in the STARS! writing item-------------------- Feb 2000 -------------------- Don't blame us, it's in the stars writing item-------------------- Jan 2000 -------------------- Don't blame us, it's in the stars writing item-------------------- Dec 1999 -------------------- It's In the STARS! writing item-------------------- Nov 1999 -------------------- Don't blame us, it's in the stars writing item It's in the STARS! writing item It's in the STARS! writing item Don't blame us, it's in the stars writing item-------------------- Oct 1999 -------------------- Don't blame us it's in the stars... writing item Don't blame us, it's in the stars...