about goth (Diaries) By kansur Thu Oct 20th, 2005 at 04:29:11 PM EST
	I wrote this comment in a fit of sleeplessness last night. It was so awesome that you all deserve to see it.

I think the goth girl fashion is really hot, but the goth girls themselves tend to be fat and depressed, and tend to like music with shitty lyrics, like hers. I should seduce a hot babe and get her to dress goth. That would be totally awesome. Why don't people make more songs with fun words? 'Hard' music is particularly lacking in this regard. I give you an example of what I have in mind (sung to the tune of "Du Reichst So Gut" by Rammstein): "Catapulting Stray Animals" My friends gave me a present one day. Airdropped from a bomber's bay. It landed on a puppy dog, so I knew it had to be good, and as I opened up the box, I found a fucking catapult!!! I stood there all like "fucking A". I launched rocks the entire day. Soon the ammo pile dwindled low, and I just couldn't let that go, so I collected some stray animals, and started launching them instead!!! [chorus] I'm hurling strays. I'm tossing strays. Cats flying everywhere. I'm lobbing strays. I hit your mother! etc. But seriously, why don't they cheer up. Awesome!

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