Miltopia
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Milto LOL pia finally gets to the very top on ToW!
Miltopia is a stupid, faggot, closet furry, and object of Samsara's affection whose name has become synonymous with "failure". Every single shitty stupid unfunny ED user is a sockpuppet of Miltopia. It has been determined that 1/5 of ED's userbase is, in fact, Miltopia; soon the website will be renamed entirely to Encyclopedia Miltopia.
Everything Miltopia touches turns to unfunny, like some kind of retarded King Midas; once he catches onto a meme, it can safely be considered old.
Miltopia admits that he has hundreds of youtube gay kisses bookmarked, but still tries to pass himself off as not gay.
He has has been kicked from ED IRC over nine thousand times.
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[edit] How to be Miltopian:
- Arguing: Accuse your opponent of butthurt. Declare e-victory.
- Editing: Mark the article for deletion. Use a creative word like "dumb" as your edit summary.
- Vandalism: Try for less creativity than a page-blanker. One site linked below says he vandalizes them as well as a few others by "filling the database with pi generation". Be warned! If you did this on Trendpedia, Samsara would try to get you banned from ED. Too bad no one gives a shit.
[edit] Evidence of IRC Faggotry
<Kaek> FUCKING FURRIES. <Blargh> penis penis penis <Miltopia> Shut up, I'm a furry. * Ket has kicked zionistacat from #ed (yes, well, I am not emo at the moment, and my fursuit is in the wash) * Kaek takes out his chainsaw. <Kaek> FUCKING. <Blargh> <Miltopia> Shut up, I'm a furry. <Kaek> FURRIES. <Andrei> lmfao <Andrei> Fursuit.' <Blargh> <Miltopia> Shut up, I'm a furry. <swat> runnnn <Miltopia> You know, I don't need this kind of fursecution from a n00b <Andrei> Why don't furries dress as bats? <Miltopia> So go to hell <Andrei> Those are the coolest animals. * zionistacat (zc@serious-2661E089.direcpc.com) has joined #ed * ChanServ gives channel operator status to zionistacat <Miltopia> THat's not funny <Blargh> <Miltopia> Shut up, I'm a furry. <Miltopia> You don't see me making fun of your lifestyle <Ket> where i come from, we dont even USE the word dumbass <Monorailcat> Cry me an ocean that surrounds "where you come", sheesh <Ket> it doesnt particularly worry me * Monorailcat was kicked by Ket (fag)
Pictures like the one on the right are all over the net. Ket reported he used to fap to them until learning the truth.
[edit] RIP
After he was banned for the 9001st time, Miltopia cited personal reasons, including...
..and has decided to "quit" ED forever, but watches this article 24 hours a day, no sleeping, no work, no school, no sex, no friends, no life, just sitting here watching it. Watching... Within less than a minute of it being edited, he is back to add in whine about how Samsara is watching him all the time and how he constantly hears voices. He keeps saying "Oh god Samsara is talking in my head! I see him everywhere! Everyone is Samsara! I got to kill my parents because I know they're Samsara!!"
[edit] See Also
- User:Miltopia - the man himself
- Monorailcat - His furry alter-ego
- Samsara - Miltopia's e-enemy
- The Internet Is Serious Business - Miltopia's guiding philosophy
- Miltopia Hates Non-Internet Related Articles - Miltopia's life purpose
[edit] Links
NationStates: Miltopia - Miltopia is also a nation
Miltopia @ Trendpedia - Miltopia had an article on a shitty little ED-ripoff site that nobody gave a shit about.
Note: this is an article about an Encyclopedia Dramatica user. For more information, please see the appropriate user page. To leave this user a message, please visit User_Talk:Miltopia.
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