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In Flames
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
In Flames, also known as N* Flaymez for obvious buttsecks with pop bands and thier new sound, was a melodical death metal band from sweden, now theyre utter crap since they dediced to become softer and more nu metal. Of course this was caused by their "mtv is da bezt channal eva" faggot thought, if they play melodeath they wont appear on MTV omg theyre not good if emos dont like their sound. Dont worry fellas, now they sound shit, so you can start bowing after them
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[edit] Sound
While scholars, emos, and metalheads will debate, the old sound is preferred to the new. While the old version of the band was mediocre, with good harmonies, decent lyrics, and a decent melodeath voice, the new records, (i.e.: Gayman, Nutsack to your Escape, and especially Cum Clarity) sound like they are deliberately covering your ears with dogshit. They literally sound like a wet piss-blanket. The lead singer, Anders Frito, seriously convinced the rest of the band that he could write their lyrics in the newer records. This was an obviously shit-faced-party idea, because he was fine in Dark Tranquillity DOING NOTHING. What seemed like a subtle change at first, it took a hard turn into fuck-town.
[edit] Live Sound
These guys, apparently, sounded like shit on their early metal era, even if they were metal, sounde awful, but now, ThEyRe dA ShIt yO, tOtAl PwNaGe, extremely similar to shitknow, for metal culture this sounds like another nu metal gay ass band, but mtv lovers, preps, hipsters, otakus, emos and 16-years-old-girls love them.
[edit] Previous Pwnage
As fore fronters of the Swedish Death Metal scene, their first few records were acceptable. Although Lunar Strain felt very much a buttsecksed Metallica clone with melody, it still shows as a solid record. The Black-Ass Inheritance EP introduced that fuck-tard Anders Frito to the band, and therefore made them slowly start to suck nuts after The Artifacts of the Black Rain album, amirite?
[edit] NU-STARDUM!!!!111!One!
The advancing of the bands fan-base was a HUGE no-no, so all of the kiddies crapped their In Flames diapers when the band started to change their sound and make it MOAR BETTAR!111!! Making Them: a) Disowned to the elitist metal-archivers b) Ownable by Emos, and Hot Topic connoissuers as well as Ozzfest tards c) Give multiple sane people the lulz and I-told-you-so's.
