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[edit] Faggotry In Action

Fag can refer to:

     This kid.

1. Sometimes Anonymous
2. Tony Blair
3. Anyone 0n not4chan
4. Anyone on 4chan

Some fags are so faggy, they are mistaken for ugly girls. But don't be confused, this is a true fag.

1. Dildo Lover
2. AIDS victims
3. A bundle of sticks
4. A cigarette, in some cultures
5. Anyone who gets pwn'd or recieves a 1up mushroom.
6. A kind of meatball [1]
7. A regular on the ED IRC# Dani Faulk

Tempting people with early Pro-fag propaganda

1. Persons born on the last thursday before last.
2. theredskull
3. Bigbadron
4. A Maggot
5. Chris Crocker (more like Chris Cocker, amirite?)
6. Your mom
7. Hinder
8. Confession
9. Anyone with a myspace
10. Bret Michaels
11. Anyone with a LG
12. Anyone
13. G00ns
14. Ewoks
15. Jesse Harrison
16. Dr. Firecrotch
17. Disaster MB
18. Juggalos
19. George W. Bush
20. Elton John
21. Matt Damon
22. Bikerfox
23. Stickkam users
24. you
25. High school Drama whores
26. Australians
27. ANNOYING FUCKING KIDS ON XBOX LIVE WHO SAY NOOB NEWB.
28. Anyone who plays runescape. period.
29. Rajesh Vadlamudi (see gay)
30. Someone who edits this page
31. People who are Mild
32. NinjaWeasel

Faggotry is a word somehow derived from the word carpentry.

• Carpentry is the art of making things out of wood and nails, which is what Jesus did up until the Romans showed him what they made out of wood and nails.
• Faggotry is making people INTO faggots, and is what Jesus did on the weekends.
• Faggotry is also making homosexuals into filthy whores by directing them to sites like gay.com and Just Us Boys. Filthy.
• Faggotry may also be used to describe the act of losing really really bad against a friend. For example, your buddy just beat you so bad in Tekken it was like being gang raped in a prison shower. Your friend committed Faggotry.
• Haunting Echoes members

[edit] Faggot Tree

Bassoon, a phallus-shaped musical instrument, goes by the inocuous moniker "Fagot" in many languagues, including, you guessed it, Dootsch.

The Faggot Tree grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe by Last Thursday. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.

Events in which multiple branches were added to the Faggot Tree:

Classic image macro for use in cases of extreme faggotry.

>Your birth
>The formation of the Gay Straight Alliance
>Jesus' immaculate conception
>The Lawlocaust
>A new Furry joins the furfagdom
>Women's suffrage becomes legal
>Moby Dick by Herman Melville is published
>The invention of Broadway plays

[edit] Faggots in Literature

Faggots are well known to have influence in the billowy curtained boudoir of Literature. Adversely, some nelly novelists divert their attention to lax restricted wiki's and display a roman shower of faggotism by writing entries similar to and including the following example.

[edit] FurFags

FurFags are widely known for their ability to even comprehend the artwork of a fox with eight dicks, fourteen vaginas on their chest and a dildo in each of their 5 assholes. They sometimes even dress themselves in fursuits, to make themselves look like a fox, or some other gay anime shit. FurFaggotry also utilizes Rule 34 to rape the absolute shit out of our feeble childish memories.

Faggots can be found in every type of habitat.

How a FurFag Is Made

A furry faggot

What the FurFag Thinks: YIFF YIFF SCRITCH SCRITCH SCRITCH OMFG LULZ LOL I THINK I'M A FUCKING HORSE WITH FOUR HUNDRED DICKS ON MY FOREHEAD NIG NIG NIGGAAAA

What You Think: YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

[edit] How Can I Tell If I'm A Faggot?

Faggotry has been around since the beginning of time itself.

You are a faggot if you answer yes to any one of the following questions:

1. When you were born was another branch added to the faggot tree?
2. Do you like buttsecks?
3. Do you listen to Trivium?
4. Do you fantasize about buttsecks?
5. Do you fantasize about Michael Jackson?
6. Can you not stop watching meatspin?
7. Do you have a myspace or livejournal?
8. Do you get all butthurt when someone disagrees with you?
9. Do you find this arousing?
10. Are you a furry?
11. Does pussy disgust you?
12. Do you have unusually developed sphincter control?
13. Do you wash your hair every night?
14. Are you a pretentious little faggot?
15. Is your name Jesse Harrison?
16. Are you a child molester?
17. Is this your desktop background?
18. Is IRL another MMORPG for you to suck at, unlike WoW?
19. Are you a vegetarian?
20. Do you like Linkin Park?
21. Did you read this whole list?

[edit] Fags on IRC

<jackbos> Can I make him dance and stuff?
<eppigy> you can make my dong dance
<jackbos> I don't even need a powerword for that.
<eppigy> true
<jackbos> All I need is my lubed up quivering anus.
<eppigy> wow
* eppigy has left #ed

[edit] Examples

For a some fine examples of faggotry, see everything on LiveJournal and 4chan and HellsAngels.

One of the finest examples of faggotry is the group God hates fags who, ironically, have been so ghey that people join the other side just to piss them off.

Ewoks are known to be faggot furry hell spawn.

[edit] If you X, then you're gay

1. You're gay if you like the cock.
2. If you're gay you have AIDS
3. IF you do ecstasy then you're gay
4. If you speak french then you're gay.
5. You're gay if you have ever read manga in your life time
6. If you don't liek mudkips, you're gay
7. If you hold a press-confrence to tell people you're not gay then you're super gay.
8. If you post an old meme you're gay
9. If you're an kike you're gay.
10. If you write or read fanfiction you're gay
11. If you're against the death penalty, you're gay
12. If you wouldn't hit it then you're gay
13. Worshipping Jesus makes you gay.
14. If you say no to drugs, you're gay
15. If you know how to pronounce the name 'Ayn Rand', you're gay
16. If you masturbate to childrens programs then you're gay
17. If there is porn of it, then you're gay
18. If you do, watch or like martial arts, you're gay
19. If you have read Harry Potter then you're a sweaty and fat gay virgin.
20. If all chinks don't look alike to you then you're gay.
21. If you don't hate on a playa then you're gay.
22. If you're a mormon you're gay.
23. If "LOL" is part of your lexicon and you use it IRL then you're gay.
24. If you're "asexual" you're really gay.
25. If you're from French,Germany,Italy or any country in western Europe then you're gay
26. If you're a newfag, you're gay.
27. If you are sucking a cock right now, you could possibly be gay.
28. If you're still reading this then you're gay.
29. If you noticed that all I'm doing is repeating "if you X, then you're gay" , then you're gay.
30. BRB Church.
31. If your girlfriend is fat, you're gay.
32. If you go swimming a half hour after eating, you're gay.
33. If you you're reading this and still don't think you're gay, then you're gay.
34. If you're a nice guyThen you're a gay perma-virgin.
35. If somone has ever hurt your feelings, you're gay.
36. If you have feelings you're gay.
37. If you have ever acted in,directed,written or even seen a play then you're gay
38. If you're Maddox you're gay.
39. If you're not Maddox you're gay.
40. If you have long hair then you're gay
41. If you wear girl's pants, you're gay.
42. If you drink tea, you're gay.
43. If you made me a cookie but eated it, you're gay.
44. If you haven't seen every single episode of House, you're gay.
45. If you experament then you're gay.
46. You're gay if you like anal.
47. If you post an old meme then you're gay.
48. English, do you speak it motherfucker ?!?
49. You're gay if you cut yourself.
50. You're gay if you write poetry.
51. You're gay if you're pro-ana.
52. Your gay if your favorite hors d’oeuvres item is a cocktail weiner.
53. You're gay if you can't differentiate between "Your" and "You're" correctly.
54. If you believe any of this shit, then you're gay.
55. If you think any of this is funny and worthwhile reading, you are gay.
56. ????
57. Profit!

[edit] Faggot Facts

The faggot police are on patrol!

• Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages
• Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle
• Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal
• Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork
• Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide
• You can find faggots here. Visit them.

[edit] Faggotry = Cool?

In some cases, raging fags have been known to be cool. They were usually straight, though, just acted like fags. Many people on the internet looked up to them; they were their idols. This is especially true on DevianTART. Many straight artists who act like fags are actually quite popular.

[edit] Faggots in Today's Society

Fags in the media! Who'da guessed?

Nowadays because of fucking liberals and hippies, every straight person has to love and accept fags. If you ever punch a fag, it is a hate crime instead of just them being an annoying piece of shit.

Anyone who dislikes fags is considered a homophobe because it's inconceivable that you would dislike them for a reason other than being scared of them.

Gay-loving cities affectionately refer to themselves as "free-zones"—a horrible misnomer considering you are not free to say anything mean about fags, and you are forced to pretend to like them.

[edit] Gallery of Faggotry

Dildo Lover	To become a faggot, you must enter this tunnel	Or this tunnel	IN SOVIET RUSSIA: EVERYONE =FAGGOT
A typical faggot	Sighting of four faggots	Over 9000 faggots are eaten in the UK every day	The Military-Homosexual agenda at work.
The Reigning King	Another surefire way to distinguish a fag: Noticeable disdain at being raped by sexy cumwhores (not camwhores)	Fags love their pink balloons.	Fag
The Faggot Family!		If they're emo, they're a fag.	Uh oh, looks like someone's been trolling this faggot.
Notice how the breasts and the belly fat are clearly visible.	World famous faggot, Randy Orton enjoys a reach-around from his husband, John Cena.	Faggotry knows no borders.	Americans love teh gheys
where he frum?

[edit] See Also

this guy

what happens when you crossbreed emos with faggots

• Anti-anonymous
• Bigboxbear
• Bros B4 Hoes
• Emosexuality
• Tom Galloway
• Confession
• Fag Enabler
• Hamlover
• List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins
• Mrduckbear
• Nifty.org
• RUSKOxSTAR
• Steve MacIsaac
• Trap-kun
• trolltalk
• Fitlads
• A Real Live Faggot

[edit] External Links

• BBC News: Family of Faggot Fans
• A den of faggotry moste foule
• EmoThe faggot's homebase
• A faggot forumVisit the shit out of it for lulz.
• An example of a beboFag Visit the shit out of "him" and "his" friends, do it for lulz
• http://www.bebo.com/Sorry-kinda-busy