DILDOlover
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| “ | It's me again. Your friendly neighborhood dildo lover. | „ |
| — Dildo Lover about to tell the world his dog became an hero. | ||
DILDOlover is the Jewtube name used by one of the biggest fags on the internets and a source of much internet drama. This kid has the biggest case of unwarranted self-importance ever seen in a human being. Upon watching people post their lives online he began to masturbate with his own video diary. Only this time nobody cared about poor Dildo Lover. Eventually some people happened across his videos and for some reason subscribed to this kid. Upon seeing that someone was watching him rather than waiting for over 9000, Dildo Lover seized the moment and created a shout out video to his lone fan. Oh Dildo Lover.
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[edit] Gay Videos
Dildo Lover is tired of being called a fag due to the fact that it is unoriginal. Dildo Lover is seeking original content.
Dildo Lover is very excited somebody noticed him, he must be lonely.
| “ | People are actually watching me!!! | „ |
| — Dildo Lover | ||
[edit] Jihad
Dildo Lover has taken it upon himself to resist anonymous.
| “ | I am watching you. Hope you are watching me, because I am bringing down your empire. And I won't be doing it alone. | „ |
| — Dildo Lover on Anonymous | ||
| “ | Come and get me! | „ |
| — Dildo Lover directed towards Anonymous | ||
Dildo Lover starts his Jihad with Anon while wearing a retarded mask.
| “ | Dear Anonymous, it is I your friendly neighborhood leather face, or dildo lover!. | „ |
| — Dildo Lover | ||
[edit] His Dog
Ossie a German Shepherd, age 9 decided to get cancer to escape from the clutches of Dildo Lover. He cultivated a large tumor on his left leg. He refused radiation in an attempt to die faster. The dog requested a special marijuana injection to an hero peacefully. Upon hearing what the nurse was injecting him with, Dildo Lover said the following while still hopeing that his dogs death was not really a suicide.
- A conversation with Ossie's savior.
| “ | What is that like? | „ |
| — Extrapolation about what Dildo Lover said to the nurse when she started injecting Ossie | ||
| “ | Oh it's just like he's smoking a joint. | „ |
| — Nurse | ||
| “ | Bitch your fucking killing my dog, don't you dare joke with me! | „ |
| — Dildo Lover in denial | ||
Dildo Lover's video announcement of his dogs death including an explanation of the aforementioned conversation.
[edit] Other Nonsense
Dildo Lover believes that he knows how to shot web.
Dildo lover tries to explain the concept of memory with misinformation.
| “ | Favinninnin Butt finning venin-syphonin vinage DAMN! I can't pronounce it. I don't understand ar, I don't understand how you misunderstood what... God was trying to say there; um; yeah. | „ |
| — Dildo Lover discussing bio-chemistry | ||
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