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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Homosexuals travel in packs and wear bright colors to ward off female breeders

Homosexuality is a neurological syndrome that replaces man's natural need for sexual intercourse with women with an insatiable desire to copulate with other males. Like AIDS, homosexuality is transmitted by choice rather than circumstance. Those who succumb to homosexuality have been influenced by negative role models or suffered from lack of faith in a higher power. Homosexuality is commonly transferred through anal, oral, or scrotum-on-scrotum contact with an infected male.

Medical Classification

How gay couples make love.

In DSM-I, Homosexuality is classified among sexual sociopathic personality disorders, while DSM-II through DSM-IV are invalid because they were edited by deviant homosexuals with forged APA credentials.

Homosexuality is not to be confused with "Lesbianism", as same-sex attraction among women is perfectly normal, attention-seeking behavior. Moreover, it usually involve anal penetration by the penis, and there's at least 2 pairs of breasts involved.

Ongoing research indicates that some men may choose to become homosexual in the womb, and that fetal Faggot Gene screenings combined with prenatal homocide will drastically lower the number of unwanted babies brought into the world.

Medical science has proven it's only gay if the balls are touching.

The History of Homosexuality

Some matchmaking services appeal to the "bi-curious" demographic. That's a gay codeword for "fag in denial".

Homosexuality was devised by Hitler as the Economical Solution to the Jewish Question, comprehensively limiting Zionist reproductive abilities at minimal expense. The plan failed horribly when the disease struck the general population, shaming Hitler into committing suicide as the Nazi Party adopted Plan B. With the advent of Homosexuality, thousands of years of peace and prosperity came to an abrupt end, and the disease continues to spread at an alarming rate.

Teminology

Main Article: Homosexual epithets
The word Faggot is derogatory and slanderous, unless applied to sick homosexuals. As Ann Coulter sagely noted, however, the word's lost it's meaning as faggots have too much acceptance, so the word has become no more than a generic schoolyard insult.

Religious Perspective

Homosexuality is a horrible evil, and anyone who suffers from it must either be cured or put out of their misery. Homosexual activity is punishable by the death penalty under several nations that follow Islamic Sharia Law, including Saudi Arabia and Iran, and penetration is not required. The Bible also advocates death by stoning, but most Western preachers, Fred Phelps excluded, are to pussified to take the proper moral stance.

Homosexuality and Adolescence

The Homosexual Archetype:
Handsome, confident, and willing to take it from behind.

Sometimes, some families look good on the outside, but there are big problems inside. Daddy screams a lot. Mommy doesn't know how to make things better, so holds you and tell you about her unhappiness. While Daddy doesn't love you, Uncle Peter does... but at night, he touches you in a way that makes you feel weird. You wish that Mommy and Daddy didn't fight. Maybe it's your fault.

As you grow up, people start calling you hurtful names, and you start to think that maybe you really are gay. This is when you should talk to your school guidance counselor. They will help you realize that what you feel is natural. Your desire to copulate with other males is simply a way to replace the love that Daddy didn't give you.

Inspirational Video

Donnie Davies is living proof that Homosexuals can be re-trained, although not completely reintroduced back into society.

Homosexual Self-Identification Guide For Young Men

Emos are gay too

Teenage homosexuals are often awash in hormones, and tend to experience confusion about their decision to become gay as a child. Homosexuality is a treatable but permanent affliction, and these indicators can help anyone who has doubts about their sexual identity...

• You have a pronounced lisp.

• You are attempting to reclaim one of these words amongst the queer ingroup.

• You've been complimented on your oral sex skills.

• You've always wondered what semen tastes like.

• You are male and find a penis inserted into your anus.

Finally, if you are one of these guys, odds are 5 to 1 that you're a homosexual.

Politics and Demographics

Overview

There are no laws that oppress gay people, so proponents of Gay Rights claim that homosexuals deserve rights and privileges above and beyond those held by everyone else. Current laws endorse marriage among heterosexual couples because of their unique ability to expand the tax base. The notion of marriage among homosexual deviants is unnecessary and counterproductive, akin to polygamy and incest.

United States

The liberal democratic party places perceived victims above all other constituents, thus it remains the popular choice for homosexual support. However, gays don't vote for other gays. In US politics, 90% of all professional homosexual politicians are actually closeted conservative republicans, and several dozen are outed every year.

France

France is Gay.

Canada

Canada is Gay and French.

San Francisco

Name means "Of The French". Gayest city in the world.

Iran

Iran doesn't have gay people like our country; their president said so.

The Rest Of The World

Homosexuals are hunted down and killed during the spring, when their numbers seem to double. These practices have grown in popularity in recent years, such as recent efforts to control the homosexual outbreak in Darfur.

Threats Against Heterosexuality

While homosexuality is a choice for the vast majority of people, there are a few threats that may cause permanent or untreatable gayness.

• The Gay Bomb
• Prison
• North American DONG Party
• Bridget
• Tent Peg

Major GPCs

Where teh gheys hang out and suck dick. Avoid these areas at all costs, or u will get teh aids.

San Francisco 15.4% ghey! Holy hell!
Seattle 12.9% gay DISREGARD THAT, I meant 0%
Atlanta 12.8% gay
Minneapolis 12.5% gay
Boston 12.3% gay
Sacramento 9.8% gay
Portland 8.8% gay
Denver 8.2% gay
Washington D.C. 81.1% gay
Orlando 7.7% gay
New York City, only 6% gay, but there's 400,000 of them!
Mars N/A

Gallery of Gay

Homos are usually liberal, and vice versa	This abused infant embraced homosexuality as a coping mechanism.	This is what you will look like when you catch teh ghey.	If your fist can fit. . .
He sings the song of our people.	Worst case scenario for homosexuals	Typical gay taunts	Ass pirates plague Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco.
A gay, Asking for it in its own way.	Bert ass pwning Ernie.	Spray your faggot blues away!	This kid's got it bad: gay, retarded -and- Mexican.
The aftermath.	He found out what semen tasted like.	A typical homosexual couple embracing for cameras.	Christian hate teh gheyness
Hitler and the Nazis were early proponents of gay "marriage."	Queer Duck! He's intellectual! Queer Duck! He's Homosexual!	You wish, girlfriend!	The joke? Tim Hardaway said "I hate gays."
typical homosexual checks NY Times before it heads off to work at the CIA	Admit it, you've never heard of a gay democrat.	O RLY?	Cars of the future will run on gay power.
This guy.	Queers love playing with kids.	A disco fag.	A gay man asking for it up the butt.
the ass mop a typical homosexual sex act.	symptom of persistent FAIL

Videos

• The New Gayest Music Video Ever
• The Former Gayest Music Video Ever
• Boys Beware, Homosexuals Are On The Hunt
• How Homosexuals Are Made
• A strong contender for the gayest video
• Sing If You're Glad To Be Gay

Famous Gays

Photos from the recent Asian Gay Outbreak

• Boy George
• Elton John
• Ernie & Bert
• Freddie Mercury
• Jameth
• Larry Craig
• Tfo
• Trap-kun
• Albus Dumbledore[1]
• Richard Simmons
• Fred Phelps
• Tiny Tim

See Also

• Homosexual epithets
• Gaydar
• Faggot
• Lesbian
• Homosensual
• San Francisco
• Fitlads
• Harlow Cuadra
• Ph00kedup
• ROKKED
• No Homo
• Canada
• I know, right?
• Textbookproofs
• [GO HERE FOR TEH LULZ. CLICK HERE AND IMAGINE SEXING THIS GUY! http://www.jonathanlipnicki.com/]

External Links

• Indisputable and completely factual scientific information that homos don't want you to know
• Part 2
• Part 3
• You can win a war by making the enemy Gay
• If You Are Gay
• An Obviously Gay Couple Shows You How To Help Your fellow Fags (warning: too long)