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[edit] Predictions for the NEW YEAR

• http://blog.encyclopediadramatica.com/ will have blogs, dongs and / or other hilarious material on it Weatherman 20:19, 24 December 2007 (CST)
• Encyclopedia Dramatica dies. --Aghar     21:18, 24 December 2007 (CST)
  • Pourquoi? --| »⇔«¿ 01:25, 25 December 2007 (CST)
    • Snape kills it, duh. Dianoga 19:10, 29 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] AOL

This is a bit late (August '06), but it's pretty krazie. "AOL Proudly Releases Massive Amounts of Private Data." The data include 20 million web queries from 650,000 AOL users. It includes all searches from those users for a three month period in 2006, as well as whether they clicked on a result, what that result was and where it appeared on the result page. The data is very feebly anonymized. All of it can be downloaded. Check out a series of searches from "User 927." They start out innocently enough with searches for "Yoko Ono" and the Budweiser beer commercial Clydesdale horses, but quickly escalate to (misspelled) searches for "hentai pedofilia," "farm boys bestility," "pee fetish" and "electric sex torture." (Also, "dirty jews".)

Anyway, we kinda missed it, but it's pretty scandalous and funny.

--| »⇔«¿ 01:49, 25 December 2007 (CST)

• And who can forget User #23187425? Also available with ear-bleeding audio.--Trista 09:24, 28 December 2007 (CST)
• That is awesome. --| »⇔«¿ 10:44, 28 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] fact

it's christmas. Yay, christmas. --Sheneequa • Talk 02:07, 25 December 2007 (CST)

• I preferred it when it was called Tuesday and all the fucking shops were open. --OldDirtyScrooge 16:28, 26 December 2007 (CST)

• All I want for Christmas is a bottle of tequila and a gram of coke. --| »⇔«¿ 13:18, 25 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] PORN

Take the No Porn Pledge. I know you want to. --| »⇔«¿ 12:13, 25 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] The Fresh Prince Endorses Hitler

sauce: http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/24/jews-not-jiggy-with-fresh-putz-of-bel-air.

And the jews go bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

--OldDirtyBtard 15:54, 25 December 2007 (CST)

• Is there a bel air for this yet? XD --Drunkenlazybastard 23:28, 25 December 2007 (CST)

• • Someone posted a lame one on /b/. Pity this story didn't break when the population of the *chans weren't giddy on getting Assassins Creed for Xmas.

--OldDirtyBtard 00:17, 26 December 2007 (CST)

 »⇔«¿ 01:49, 26 December 2007 (CST)

• The fuck? The media is full of retards if they interpreted that as saying that Will Smith thinks Hitler was the best thing since sliced motherfucking bread. I mean, fucking read what he said >:(-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 01:58, 26 December 2007 (CST)
• In the USA the Israel Lobby is extremely powerful. You can't say "Hitler" and "good" in the same paragraph, and if you say that Israel is bad for cluster-bombing Lebanese civilians last year, this is a sign of a virulent anti-semitism. They even got Norman Finkelstein fired from his university professorship, for writing the outstanding book "The Holocaust Industry." I think the Hasbara people jump to all the message boards at the first notice of "possible anti-semitism." --| »⇔«¿ 02:20, 26 December 2007 (CST)
  • It's fucking seriously nuts like whoah. The campus hyper pro-israel jewish org at my college are batshit. --Drunkenlazybastard 02:25, 26 December 2007 (CST)
  • This is yet another reason why the US is a fucking shithole. The remark isn't anti-semitic in the slightest, and to construe it as such probably requires global learning delay-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 02:29, 26 December 2007 (CST)
    • Reminds me of when Bill Mahr got b& from his TV show for saying something along the lines of. "Whatever you may think about the 9/11 hijackers, they were brave." OMG THAT GUY DIDN'T SEPARATE THINGS INTO AN EASY TO UNDERSTAND BLACK AND WHITE BINARY!!! Taking shit people say out of context is our forte. --Drunkenlazybastard 02:33, 26 December 2007 (CST)
      • *facepaw*-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 02:37, 26 December 2007 (CST)

Dianetics Refugee of Beverly Hills

Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute of my own free will
I'll tell you how I become a refugee in Beverly Hills

In West Santa Monica I lay my head
On the Hollywood set is where I make my bread
Auditin', clearin', like a true celebrity
And shootin' up the ranks in Scientology
When a bunch of dirty Jews they were so pathetic
Started sayin' bad things about my Dianetics
They were picketing our Church and Jada felt ill
And said, "You're movin' with Tom and Katie in Beverly Hills."

I said OK and then the earth just shook
And down from the shelf fell a history book
I wanted to piss the Jews off if I could
So I yelled "Hey Jews! Hitler was good!"

I jumped in the limo hit the road at last
Shouted out the window "Crank up that poison gas!"
90210 I could finally chill
Dianetics refugee in Beverly Hills

--| »⇔«¿ 14:26, 26 December 2007 (CST)

• That made me so happy. Fucking HEARTIES :] --Drunkenlazybastard 04:45, 27 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] About Image Editing

• I uploaded an image with the file name: JesusSayORAL128425014801161250.jpg , thinking I had gotten rid of all those numbers and was wondering if there's a way to edit the file name or if I just need to upload a new version or just let it lie/die. - Pukerton
  • You're going to have to upload it again, I'll delete the old version with the string of numbers in the file name. --Drunkenlazybastard 23:33, 25 December 2007 (CST)
  • aaaaaaaaaaaaand done. --Drunkenlazybastard 23:34, 25 December 2007 (CST)
• Okay. Thanks. Pukerton

[edit] XyriX claims to have trademarked the term "lulz"

He threatens some teenagers on their little forum that they had better watch out and stop using that word or he would call the e-courts. I'm not making this up. --| »⇔«¿ 23:46, 25 December 2007 (CST)

• What a jew. --Drunkenlazybastard 01:52, 26 December 2007 (CST)

Oh noes, XyriX is gonna sue!

[edit] Intel fails

from cnn money http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/fortune/0712/gallery.101_dumbest.fortune/97.html

ratso 13:44, 26 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Zippocat

Is no longer an article??? Why? I'm just wondering, because it left about 200 broken links to it in other articles. kthkbi. --DC--Jfyiadch 00:54, 27 December 2007 (CST)

• 02:04, 24 December 2007 Weatherman (Talk | Contribs | Rape) flushed "Zippocat" . It's coming back soon, sorry. --Blu Aardvark 01:00, 27 December 2007 (CST)
• No Worries, just wonderin... Thanks. --DC--Jfyiadch 01:01, 27 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Maddie Found!

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1840598955

--OldDirtyBtard 21:27, 27 December 2007 (CST)

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1852658366

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1853048021

• This will be dead on 1/02. I tried to convert the flash movie into an mpeg (to upload to YouTube) but my converter doesn't support flv 8. Windows users have more option with free flash movie converters.

--OldDirtyBtard 17:57, 28 December 2007 (CST)

• I can find a converter easily, but I need something to pull the video from the site. I tried using "Orbit Downloader" already, and I'll keep looking, but help me out here. --   JailBait    talk    contribs   18:38, 28 December 2007 (CST)
• K...I use Download Helper add-on for Firefox (http://www.downloadhelper.net/manual.php). It installs in the navigation bar and you just click to download the flv. They recommend Replay Converter (http://www.applian.com/replay-converter/index_downloadhelper.php) but after the trial period you'll have to snatch a torrent from isohunt to avoid getting yo ass taxed but I'm sure there's some good free/shareware (/me deja vu) for Windohs.

--OldDirtyBtard 18:49, 28 December 2007 (CST)

The other funny shit is all those random images of Hitler/Pedobear/Cockhead as elves stay in the system and will randomly appear in the previews etc. I saw my friend's dog's head elf on the main page today.

--OldDirtyBtard 18:49, 28 December 2007 (CST)

• That's lol. But every time I try to download it (two programs did it this way), it only downloads the elf bodies dancing, not the background or faces. And my screen recorder lags the video so much that it's like one frame for every five seconds, but that's probably my slow computer. --   JailBait    talk    contribs   19:03, 28 December 2007 (CST)
• I recommend Media-Convert.com. It is free, and it will convert flash to .mpg or .avi or .jenkem or .toast & jam or .tea & crumpets. It will convert strawberry ice cream to Excel. It is an upload and a download, very nice, un morceau de gateau. --| »⇔«¿ 01:56, 30 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Carlos_Sousa_Jr

Internet relevancy: Questionable at this point. Lulz Potential: Unknown.

But we might want to do something as the old media is over this story like a fat kid on caek. Currently just a crap stub with a few image macros and shoops. --Drunkenlazybastard 02:05, 28 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Benazir Bhutto

It was apparently the Talib&'s new pantsing bomb

One Million internets to the first person to find death video/pix and/or autopsy photoz. I want some fucking IRL guro and brains and shit.--Drunkenlazybastard 02:37, 28 December 2007 (CST)

• Don't count on it. I'm not seeing much over the AP, and Bhutto's flimsy wooden coffin is crowdsurfing among the pesants to a final resting place. It sounds like she wasn't blown apart by the blasts, and was killed when she fell through her sunroof and smacked her head against it. --Aghar     17:07, 28 December 2007 (CST)
• ODB found one that isn't her, but it is yr garden variety totally-blowed-up-person. --| »⇔«¿ 17:18, 28 December 2007 (CST)
• John Moore/Getty Images was at the scene so I'm sure some moar will surface. The cover of today's LATImes was quite graphic for a daily.

I also have six moar of the suicide bomber I uploaded if anyone wants a decca; tastes like chickens.

--OldDirtyBtard 17:29, 28 December 2007 (CST) Insert non-formatted text here

• Awesome. --Drunkenlazybastard 19:46, 28 December 2007 (CST)

ASSASSINATION VIDEO LINK HERE: [2]. Enjoy =)--Kirbytime 12:36, 30 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] ED for mobiles

I just tested browsing ED with my brand new Nokia e61i (that's right, exactly the kind you don't have) and geewhiz: all the pages are like over a megabyte (I was browsing the shit way outside any 3g network (not that you Americans had ever heard of something like that, muah) let alone a wlan, so the speeds were down to old good GSM... anyway, the point is: as before, you suck, and this time because your pages don't have a cool mobile interface. Of course it's Mediawiki coffee- and gayness-room where I should rant about it but anyway. —The preceding comment was added by Sigmundur, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• I assure you, this was already a high priority for us, and we are working around the clock to improve. --Aghar     17:07, 28 December 2007 (CST)
  • Our project page for mobile ED can be located here or here, loldongs. --   JailBait    talk    contribs   17:46, 28 December 2007 (CST)
    • fuckyou if you rilly care abt ed or anything on teh phone. Project pages r kewl. Agent of teh Cabal 11:01, 29 December 2007 (CST)
• LOL. I prefer my iPhone, which due to its high resolution, renders things quite nicely on ATT's (US) 3G network. Tfo_{Talk to me}^{Listen to me.} 16:27, 30 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Brb, SuperTorrents compromised.

http://torrentfreak.com/hackers-spend-bittorrent-tracker-donations-071229/

"The SuperTorrents BitTorrent tracker has been the subject of a major security breach, with hackers gaining access to private accounts from which the donated all the site’s money to a religious group. The hackers even went as far as contacting the site’s host and canceled all of their seedboxes." SixhundredSixtySix 15:45, 29 December 2007 (CST)

• Epic, need moar info for article. From the stuff the 'hackers' said this sounds like the work of /b/, anyone know moar? confirm/deny. --Drunkenlazybastard 02:27, 30 December 2007 (CST)