Patrick Stewart
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A bald Shakespearean actor from Yorkshire, England, best known for being bald and starring as Captain Picard from Star Trek who is bald.
He's bald, has very little hair, and is also bald. He's considered perfect for playing the role of Professor X in X-men because he's bald. His more famous twin brother, Gavin MacLeod (also bald), played Captain Merril Stubing on The Love Boat.
[edit] Trivia
- Is bald.
- Is French.
- Is the father of Jon Stewart (who is surprisingly not bald).
- Patrick's second son, Rod Stewart, is bald just like his father, but hides his baldness under a badly made wig.
- Born bald.
- Is currently bald.
- Will die bald.
- Is not only French but also American, hence the baldness.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise, who fears large amounts of hair, thus is bald.
- When captain picard was assimilated by the borg, he saved them the trouble of shaving his head, as he was already bald.
- Desperately wants to play bald comic book hero/journalist, Spider Jerusalem, as he is a blad-blood-brother of comic creator/perv Warren Ellis, who is not bald, unlike Patrick Stewart.
[edit] Movies Where He is Not Bald
[edit] Congressional Medal of Honor
At least 100 years ago, the very bald Patrick Stewart was awarded the congressional medal of honor for service to bald men across the world.
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