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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Occasionally, when you are browsing your internets safe and sound, you'll hear scratching at your window, chains rattling and your family massacred downstairs. You'll be terrified, frozen with fright. And then Goatse floods your monitor. Don't be afraid - this scenario has been played out IRL by countless internets users that happen to stumble across a SHOCK IMAGE. Shock Images are also the number one cause in loss of childhood.

[edit] Usable Shock Images (And Ones that are Down)

[edit] Goatse

Depicts a man stretching his asshole. It is one of the most used Shock Images for trolls and other internet criminals alike. Though, not the most shocking image; it has made an impact among many teenagers. Has been posted on /b/ so many times that their members generally masturbate to the picture. More information on Goatse can be found here.

[edit] Lemonparty.org

Shows three old men engaging in oral sex and other acts of faggotry; another fun pic to use on the kiddies. Culexor has a famed crush on it. More information can be found here.

[edit] Tubgirl

Shows an Asian chick projecting orange juice mixed with shit from her asshole on to her face. This is probably the second most popular Shock Image since most of Gaia, the self-proclaimed largest internet forum on the web, has seen it. People question its shocking value due to the mosaic covering the girl's vagina. More information can be found here.

[edit] Bagslap.com/bag

A lesser known shock site made in the spirit of Meatspin, this still has some stealth abilities due to its ambiguous sounding name. Shows a man with an unnaturally large ballsack cumming copious amounts of manjuice all over his genitalia area. Particularly effective due to the compelling and thought provoking musical score played throughout the visual display.

[edit] LULZ.INFO

Shows a nude woman licking multiple, flaccid penises oddly sprouting from one man. A newer shock site reaching popularity from mulpitle posts on various imageboards. Still available for shock lulz.here.

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[edit] HAI2U

Shows a woman vomiting on a man's penis while performing Oral Sex. According to ED, this is the proper technique. Not as shocking as the others but when you post this in a children's forum, BAM! Also, you'll be Partyvan'd. Information can be found here.

These are some of the most used shock sites on the net. But, since they're used so much, people as shocked by them; so here are the lesser known shock sites.

[edit] Kids in Sandbox

Perhaps, sadly, one of the most underecognized shock sites on the internet, this is an excellent video of a woman sticking a dildo all the way inside a guy's cock. More information can be found here.

[edit] Meatspin

A very funny site showing a pre-op transexual being anally penetrated. A "Spin Count" lays under the picture while the transexual's penis spins around and around. Some say if you reach spins around the 40-50 mark, the site will determine that you are gay. More information can be found here.

[edit] www.faggotry.com

Shows what appears to be an old picture of 5 men anally penetrating each other. While not that shocking, can induce major amounts of drama in a homophobic forum.

[edit] Pain Series

A beautiful collage of pictures dedicated to showing how pretty the internet can really be. Post this on many forums since people need to know how gorgeous it really is.

More information can be found here.

[edit] Jizztini

Depicts a woman who has recently taken part in a bukkake session kneeling in front of a pinball machine whilst drinking a large martini glass full of jizz.

More information can be found here.

[edit] www.Cherrycake.org

Depicts the autopsy photo of a man who's face is blown apart. Some speculate that this happened because the moron confuse a cigar with a firecracker, but no one will ever know. Showed a funny looking picture of a harlequin fetus before administering the man's truly beautiful face.

[edit] Bottleguy.com

Depicts a man (who is the same as from the goatse image, see mole above left side of anus.) bent over outside with a bottle inserted into his anus, bottom first. To the seasoned Shock fan, this is nothing, but it's relatively unknown and you won't find a picture of a man with a bottle in his bum anywhere else.

[edit] Last Measure

The ultimate in website links. When used on a n00b, most will think that they've been attacked with a virus; thusly ensuing lulz to the offender. Use it to its fullest advantage. More information can be found here.

All of the above images, no matter how offensive they may be, can create much drama and lulz if used correctly. Here is a shock site that has been taken down.

[edit] ShrewsburyCollege.co.uk

Showed two men being penetrated by a pump-looking item while both being covered in feces. Was taken down awhile back.

[edit] Fanfare

Here is a poem dedicated to the shock images: