Faux News
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Fox News (also known as Faux News, Fox Noise, GOP TV, or Our Leader's Glorious Official Republican Government News Network) is a network for Republicans, white trash, bitches, and 13-year-old boys. The flagship of the old media, Fox is one of the greatest sources of drama on teh internets since Bush stole the election last Thursday. Countless blogs and politcal commentary websites erupt into debate over the latest musings of Sean Hannity or that shemale Ann Coulter featured on the network.
Christianhillbilly gets his facts from Fox News because it the last remaining bulwark against the Jewish liberal media. Some argue that Rupert Murdoch is in fact Jewish, and did WTC to generate lulzy footage for his news empire to replay over 9000 times in any given week. Foreigners and Noam Chomsky hate Fox News because Fox covers liberals and terrorists getting raped by real men with guns. Supporters of Fox argue that the network simply reports the rape, and allows its viewers to decide if the victims were asking for it.
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[edit] Fox News versus Anonymous
For fair and balance see Internet Vigilante Group on the flip-side of Anonymous.
Last Thursday, eBaums masquerading as Anonymous discovered that the administrator section of FoxNews.com was left wide open because the retard who worked the site didn't know how to use CHMOD or even .htaccess. The admin directory of FoxNews contained a UNIX script for an FTP account to ZiffDavis.com, where Fox downloaded their stories. Anonymous logged onto the FTP and downloaded 1.5 million people's personal information and left their mark claiming affiliation with EbaumsWorld. This is most likely true because EbaumsWorld is known for causing havoc and chaos for everyone indiscriminately. It took them at least 100 hours to fix the security issue.
On the fateful day of July 26th (which also happens to be ZonDay) the LA Fox News affiliate released perhaps the most lulzy piece of journalism they ever shat out of their assholes. After Fox got raped by Anonymous, they did their usual over-the-top propagandist reports describing Anonymous as domestic terrorist hackers on steroids using UNDERGROUND HACKER SECRET WEBSITES (lol, public).
The news report included unearthing the fact that there were pages of MySpace users dumb enough to get their accounts phished, nigras, some emo kid with a love for gay sex pictures, and their contempt for Habbo Hotel. Fox's old media shill also held up an entire ream of blank paper that a staff intern had recently bought at a local Kinko's, stating that they found "THOUSANDS OF OF STOLEN PASSWORDS" on teh UNDERGROUND HAXX0R TERROR websites. Hacker is to FOX like terrorism is to W.
There were also multiple live "demonstrations" involving dramatic, repeated playback of a yellow van exploding, threats to blow up football stadiums and attempts at spoiling the ending of the latest Harry Potter book. The internets is now (officially) a Die Hard re-enactment. (Is this awesome? y/y)
Just moments after this news report aired on Fox, something quite peculiar happened to /b/; users were unable to create new threads, or post images. It's said that FOX called the Feds on /b/ to have them rape 4chan's servers. However, with the ability to post again after a day or so, many lulzy memes sprung forward, including INTERNET HATE MACHINE, Buy A Dog, Exploding Van and 'Lulz is a corruption of LOL'. It was also revealed that the lulz traitor in the video is none other than Reverend Jim Bob, a Bob Dobbs cocklover and Subgenii piece of shit found here http://www.c-h-u-r-c-h-o-f-b-o-b.com/foxnews.html.
More likely for the Fox informant is Alex Wuori.
In retaliation to the video, Anon decided to flood MyFoxLA and MyFoxDC's Message Boards, causing their admins to shit a collective amount of bricks. Quickly, the admins on both sites deleted fucking everything, ensuring Anon's victory. It's said that this attack on the forum might provoke a follow-up report on Anon, which will only serve to make Anon's e-peen harder.
At least 100% of fat housewives who watched the report immediately flipped out and canceled their AOL subscriptions. You can smell cooking an heroes a mile away.
Anon also, in a thread of epic lulz, pz'OWNED LA Fox News studio by ordering over_9000 Pizza Hut Pizzones via their online website, along with numerous gay exotic dancers, sushi, take out Chinese food, massage therapists, and the like.
[edit] Typical Fox Reporters, Propaganda Contributors
- Shepard Smith, IRL self-hating semi-closeted homosexual
Shepard Smith being a fucktard
- Greta Van Susteren, Scientologist. Unclear if Greta knows about Xenu or the Wall of Fire.
- Oliver North, war criminal
- Sean Hannity: see friendship between Hannity and well-known New Jersey white supremacist radio host Hal Turner [1]
- Alan Colmes, self-hating jew that denies the existence of Bohemian Grove and Fox bias.
- Phil Shuman[2]: Thinks raiding Habbo Hotel and spoiling Harry Potter constitutes an Internet Hate Machine
- Bill O'Reilly, loves to fuck his co-workers while telling them to "shut up ..or put up"
Rachel MarsdenLOL FIRED
- Michelle Malkin, the hot-air asian Ann Coulter
[edit] Examples of Fox News Logic
- Anonymous is a gang of internet terrorists, convening within a top-secret site in order to more effectively blow up yellow vans. You must buy a husky and a new security system to prevent this. Also: phone tracing.
- AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE IS TERRORISM! [3]
- The Half Hour News Hour is not racist, nor bias; but rather, hilarious!? (correction: Fox Inc. worst mistake).
- Osama Bin Laden did WTC, NOT Jews.
- Fred Phelps is an evil man, yet gays are sub-human creatures that must be lynched.
- PSP is high powered computer with pron access.
- Fox News attempted humor with The Half Hour News Hour and failed.
- If you are an American Presidential Candidate, and you want to prove your patriotism by not wearing an american flag pin, you are a terrorist
[edit] Intertubes H4x0r3d
On July 22, 2007, an illiterate 5th-grader found the intertubes root password by guessing where it was saved: On the Fox News website. Here's what he saw when he signed in:
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Fox News leaves their root images directory open for perusal.
[edit] Taking on Fark
On August 17, 2007, Fox News attempted to h4x0r Fark and steal their internets. [4] However, since Fox's crack team of internet counter-hate machines is made up of people who regularly get pwned by script kiddies, they got absolutely nowhere and failed so hard that Rupert Murdoch crapped lazers.
[edit] 11/11/07
Fox 13 News has just made an announcement warning several myspace users about being hacked. Did someone tell them about the myspayz raids? More to come at 10.
[edit] Moar MySpace Hackers
On November 14th Fox News covered another story on the Hackers on Steroids and while certainly taking a less direct approach, the video states they're calling for immediate nation-wide attention, going as far to say that Whitehouse needs to get involved.
[edit] Fox News LA message boards
Their "new" message boards are now back UP. E-mail "confirmation" is not required. Here is the link to sign up (with anonymizer in the link). Then, here is the link to the UNGUARDED message boards (anonymizer also in this link).
[edit] More Valuable Information To Come From Fox News
[edit] Remixes
- Dance remix! CATCHY!
- Internet Hate Machine REMIX!
- Internet Hate Machine REMIX! Turbo Double Upper
- Something Awful HEAVY REPORT
- Fox News, they care. CHASER'S
[edit] Gallery
 Nigtacular!!! |
 Vans are a threat |
 Secret hacker websites? |
 Hate Machine Code |
 Pranks are often antisemitic, or racist |
 They just don't know. |
 Hackers on steroids? We report, YOU decide! |
 Internet Hate Machine |
 Hackers on Steroids! z0mg |
 Vans. We liek 'em. |
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 Swastiget nigras are shooped to look white. |
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 Internet hate machines can take many forms. |
 Internet hate machine, Alternative form |
 Hackers on The Clear and The Cream |
 Internet hate machines can take many forms. |
 Always posted on the Internet. |
 Thanks to your friendly neighborhood hacker |
 Faux News is part of a series on Fox News | Allies
Ann Coulter | Matt Drudge | Sean Hannity | Joe Lieberman | Michelle Malkin | Rod Wheeler | Rachel Marsden | Bill O'Reilly Enemies of State Anonymous | Al Gore | Barack Hussein Obama | Emos | Fred Phelps | Hillary Clinton | Hugo Chavez | The Internet | John Edwards | Liberals | Macaca | Mexicans | Logic | Osama Bin Laden | Stephen Colbert | Terrorists Buy A Dog | Corruption of LOL | Exploding Van | HACKERS ON STEROIDS | INTERNET HATE MACHINE |
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Usenet - GNAA - Bantown - Alt.fans.karl-malden.nose - Grog - Alt.syntax.tactical - Alt.tasteless - Andy Kaufman - Kenneth Eng - GOBBLES - Snopes - 2 Years for Trolling - Borat - Goatse - PP4L
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