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FACT ALERT:
Violence against women is the greatest invention of all tiem.

A woman's 'personality'

All they're good for.

A ~~mind~~ mouth is a terrible thing to waste

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How a woman should not be treated

The traditional method of debate when dealing with women

Yahoo's finally going back to the traditions.

What women are good for

The difference between what women think and what actually happens

Nice try, but you were doomed from the start.

How to treat a woman.

1 Woman
2 Girls Bathrooms
3 Correct Viewpoint
4 Getting a woman
5 Fights with women
6 Normal Behaviors of women
7 Dangers
8 Girls
9 Gallery
10 See Also
11 External Links

[edit] Woman

Did you know
that... A woman is a punch bag that loves you the more you hit it?

Woman,:Latin, Wo = Less Than / Man

[edit] Girls Bathrooms

Whats up with girls bathrooms? Check it out!

Things to know:

Girls bathrooms are big.
Girls bathrooms are clean.
Girls bathrooms are the opposite of your dick.
75% of girls are on their periods at any given time.

Women, though debated otherwise by feminists, are NOT people. Far less intelligent than a human being, it is a popular scientific debate whether or not women are more intelligent than apes. A woman's opinion does not matter.

[edit] Correct Viewpoint

The viewpoint of most Christians and other normal people who recognize the obvious is that God created "man" in his own image, meaning, with a cock. Man was lonely, so God created something for him to put his cock in. And (of course) God created something with a womb to make babies. Thus, everyone called the female race "womb-man" because that is their purpose: a womb for babies, and a pleasure hole for the man. They do, of course, have other uses, which range from washing the dishes to drying the dishes to watching Life-affirming television. The other major way to use a woman is to rid her vile presence from the planet, in honor of Marc Lépine.

If you do decide to begin a relationship with a woman but are actually using her for a moist place to insert your cock, she will start leading you to insanity and force you to become emo.

In this video it has been scientifically proven that women are always asking for it, and should always be reminded that they are not self-sufficient, stand alone creatures and should only concern themselves with looking good for Men (masters of womb-man).

THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT A WOMAN. IT IS THE ONLY WAY THEY'LL LEARN.

Women are genetically inferior. In the womb all fetuses are technically female, testicles and penises are a post female development. Women have a brain an 8th the size of a Mans. A womens saving grace is carrying a Mans son, when a woman is pregnant with a girl she often doesn't notice, this is because a female foetus is so much less demanding of it's mother than a male. Men are entitled to pussy because it is attached to a woman, and in our modern society a woman is a mans property. It's scientific fact that women are always asking for it. A mans greatest attribute is their physical strength which they use against women because IT IS THE ONLY WAY THEY'LL LEARN.

[edit] Getting a woman

The fact that you read this probably means that you have never had sex with a woman. Ever. Here is what you have to do:

Looks are everything when it comes to women. If you don't look like an androgynous celebrity that's 30 pounds underweight, then...well, you're not getting a woman. Ever.
If you think women give two shits about personality, you clearly haven't been around very many females. Lose some weight, fatty. Take up anorexia and they might just accept you.
Get at least a basic sense of fashion and hygiene.
Women will trade anything for chocolate. The down side is, chocolate will eventually make them fat.
Women like drama, and to get one you might have to pretend like you do too. Like, actually be able to express your emotions, you retard (yes, I know. It's hard. Hang in there, Fabio).
Women have to be convinced that you are a natural leader before they are willing to have sex with you. Since you most likely aren't, you will have to pretend that you are for at least the 20 first dates, or she will choose someone with actual muscles and actual brains. Thankfully, there is help available.
Also, money. Lots and lots of your hard earned money might as well be set aflame because the money grubbing leeches will require all of it just so you can use their vaginas for a place to put your penis.

[edit] Fights with women

Women will often have verbal fights with men, so that they can either feel powerful, try to deny a man his rightful use of her vagina or simply because they like drama, losing battles and being revenge-fucked. A interesting article goes on about the many ways men might try to fight back with women, but we all know the proper way is to tell her once, and if that doesn't work, tell her twice, and then send her to the kitchen with two black eyes to make you a fucking pie.

Furthermore, if you actually win an argument, to the woman you're not being "emotionally sensitive enough" - you have to admit she is right, even when shes not, because women can't admit they're not correct. And, if you just ignore the bitch, its a case of "...woman who subconsciously may want a fight, just to make sure he's as emotionally invested in the relationship as she is." and the only way to win would be to stick it in her pooper.

In any case, the lesson to be learned is that not only should women not argue or fight with you, they shouldn't speak at all.

[edit] Normal Behaviors of women

Women may look inside your wallet or any other place they suspect you may have money. You have to nip this in the bud and tell her if you catch her doing this, you will donkey punch her.
Women may want to watch lifetime channel. BEWARE! If you let them watch this, they may think they're a victim! Dispose of this channel by any means necessary.
Women may try to usurp your authority. DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN! If they become your equal or your superior, they will never find you attractive again. BITCHSLAP THE HOE. Let her know who's boss.
Women want expensive things. Not because they're high quality, but because all their friends have them. DO NOT fall into appeasing the bitch. Getting her what she wants only makes her demand more next time. Solve this by reciting the pimps prayer, then slapping that bitch.
Women may expect you do your fair share of housework. Laugh at this suggestion and mention that you pay for everything and tell her to shut the fuck up and do what she does best. Cooking, Cleaning, Sex, Sandwiches.
Women may ask for pocket money, if they've been a good fuck hole, then grant them some money. BUT if they ask for too much, slap her. Women are like children and need structure and discipline. They will try to get away with as much as they can, and it is your job to make sure they have structure in their lives.
Some women enjoy Hello Kitty. How cute, they think you're a paedophile. Oh well, when in Rome.
Women are natural freeloaders. Get used to never being appreciated for anything. To avoid this behavior, you have to deprive them of everything. Make them earn what they get, no matter how little it is.
Once comfortable, women will make all sorts of demands. They think their vagina is the only fuckhole in the world. Prove them wrong by sleeping with their sister, or at least threaten to sleep with their sister or hot friend. Keep them on the defensive and mentally fuck with them.

[edit] Dangers

There are numerous dangers inherent in any dealings with a woman. Apart from the usual dangers of encountering someone who is batshit crazy, the following perils have been observed:

Under no circumstances do what a woman tells you she wants you to. You have to learn to sense what she wants , not what she says she wants.
Many women are Attention Whores, who come with additional dangers.
Though they don't have souls, they have an inner eye that can see into yours. Once that happens you may be able to fuck but you won't enjoy it. And she'll laugh.
Women can explode on contact with an incorrectly configured Toilet Seat.
Through a combination of mind control, drugging and boobies, many women attempt to coerce men into a form of servitude known as the "Friend Zone" or worse; marriage. Marriage is to be avoided at all costs for all involved, as it has all the drawbacks of a girlfriend only with less interesting or no sex.
Said mind control will permanently turn you into a faggot in no time.
Women will call the cops if you prove them right too much. To fix this, aim for the back of the head. Cops can't see bruises if they're covered by hair!
Get ready to adopt many babies from Nigeria because women eat these for sustenance.
Under any circumstances, do not let a woman drive.

[edit] Girls

There are no girls on the internets.^{[no citation needed]}

Well, actually, that isn't really true anymore, since they seem to be popping up where you least expect and least want them. It went something like this:

--> There are no girls on the internets --> There are no hot girls on the internets --> There are no girls wanting me on the internets

While girls have a vagina, please remember that they would like some sex too, just not with you. This will inevitably lead to you lifting their skirt and start rubbing their vagina regardless what people around you think - that is, until her beefy boyfriend hits you in the head with a bottle and then ass rapes you with it.

The Beastie Boys remind us what girls are good for:

Girls - to do the dishes

Girls - to clean up my room

Girls - to do the laundry

Girls - and in the bathroom

And never forget about the number one use - sex.

[edit] Gallery

	A wife: because beer is heavy		NO WIMMINZ ON THE INTERNET!
Keep women busy	Women...Fail it.	It's a man's world!	Some women are never happy.
Going somewhere?	A good woman always knows her place.	Lazy bitch. Gb2work.	gb2/kitchen/
How to configure your woman	A woman in traditional headdress.	DYNAMIC ENTRY!	Notice only the fattie and the buffie are :)
This is what happens when girls go on the internet.