Just for fun! :D

1. You've memorised all of Jenova's battle statistics and have an FF7 game save before each of the Jenova battles, but instead of fighting her you just sit there and wait for her to cast all her cool spells and kick the crap out of your party.
   
   
2. You're planning on having four children and naming them "Birth", "Life", "Death" and "Synthesis" respectively, or you have four pets with those names.
   
   
3. You've bought a selection of FF7 character figurines and added strings to them, so you can play with them as your puppets while saying "beacause you are a puppet" (not forgetting to pronounce the spelling mistake) and "muahahaaa" a lot.
   
   
4. When you get bored, you use Blu-Tack or plasticine to model 3D figurines of each form of Jenova. Heck - if Squaresoft didn't bother making a Jenova figurine, why shouldn't you?
   
   
5. You sleep in a chamber surrounded by wires, and wear a metal helmet with the word "Jenova" and an illegible inscription on it; or you live in a geological stratum.
   
   
6. You've been arrested one or more times for walking up to random people in the street and trying to persuade them to attend a reunion you're holding next month.
   
   
7. You've altered your Metallica "Master of Puppets" poster so it now says "Mistress of Puppets" and has a huge image of Jenova on it.
   
   
8. You've used cardboard, papièr maché and paint to make yourself a set of wings identical to the ones Jenova wears, and have made yourself a slave crown using tin foil and an old flower pot.
   
   
9. You're teaching your kids how to count down from five to zero before casting Ultima on your cat and/or mother in law.
   
   
10. You've purchased a sewing machine, fabric and cotton wool and have been using them to create your very own Jenova plushie which you'll be able to sleep with at night.
    
    
11. You've given your husband, boyfriend or postman a masamune and made him grow his hair long, and insist that he refers to you only as "mother" and takes you to the Promised Land.
    
    
12. You've arranged that, when you die, your body will be enshrined in a metal shell and stored in a capsule in a nuclear reactor.
    
    
13. You've created your very own Black Materia and it's is sitting next to you on in a box on the shelf, but you're saving it for a special occasion.
    
    
14. You have a dartboard in your room with a picture of Cloud, Aeris and the rest of the party on it. Embedded in the board are various knives, axes and other sharp implements.
    
    
15. You wear a metal face mask and are waiting quietly for your estranged son to rescue you from your chamber and whisk you off to the Promised Land.
    
    

Robbie Tanner sent this contribution:

You know you like Jenova too much when:

You got grounded for a month because you put a silver cooking pot on your mom's head, called her Jenova, and then said, "When I grow up I'm going to be a god".

Your friends refuse to talk to you because you keep saying that your son is Sephiroth and he's going to destroy the world.

Your mom locks you in the basement and calls 911 because you tried to stick live wires in her body just like Jenova's and then tried to stuff her in the fridge so she'll be like Jenova when she was in the giant-test-tube-thingy.

You think Jenova's pretty. (guilty)

You build a life-size replica of Jenova.

You get a bunch of meat, sew it together so it looks like Jenova, and then inject it with a concoction of chemicals of stuff you borrowed from your dad's new car. And see if she lives.

Lizzy sent this contribution:

You know you like Jenova too much when you've dug a huge hole in your backyard, put a huge piece of glass over it and called it the crater.